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"A c-rank please," Kakashi requested, surprising everyone.
"A c-rank?" Sarutobi asked. "Are you certain they're ready for it?"
"No, but they are close to revolting and the additional pressure and around the clock observation should allow me to discover something more about Naruto's new jutsus," the silver haired nin replied.
"If you'd actually teach me I wouldn't have to go elsewhere," Naruto snorted.
"I have a schedule for the training of my students," Kakashi replied. "I'm not going to alter it. We have a lot more team building exercises to go through before I start handing out jutsu."
"Sure," Naruto replied. "Like your entire plan isn't completely transparent. Train Sasuke to Chunin, him being the easiest and quickest to train up, pass the exam, dissolve team seven, go back to being a bum. Mizuki's taught me more than you have."
"You've invented more jutsu?" Iruka asked, trying to change the subject and break the tension in the room.
"Basic elemental attacks," Naruto said with a grin.
"Seal-less," Kakashi pointed out, his eyes darting towards the fox' seal.
"Chakra-less," the demon container smirked.
"How is that possible?" Iruka asked.
"Clan secret," Naruto replied.
"Can you prove it?" Kakashi demanded.
"That would require revealing clan secrets," Naruto said with an evil grin that showed he understood what a catch 22 was.
"How are Kakashi's team building exercises designed to help Sasuke?" Iruka asked.
"They're all about following Sasuke's orders so he gets command experience," Naruto replied.
"All of the exercises leave it up to you three to decide who is in charge for them," Kakashi defended himself.
"Sasuke always chooses himself and Haruna's lips are glued to his ass," Naruto replied. "So no there really is no choice. I offered to either take turns or flip a coin, so don't act like I'm the one being unreasonable here."
"You're unusually quiet," Iruka told Sakura.
"I don't want to get hit," Sakura replied angrily.
"I told you, you can say whatever you want but if you raise your hand to me you'll feel the strength of my pimp hand!"
"You shouldn't be hitting your teammates," Kakashi said shaking his head.
Naruto shrugged. "Then she shouldn't be hitting me. Hit me outside a spar and I'll defend myself. Not once have I smacked her for just being a mouthy bitch. It's not my fault her mouth is connected to her fist."
"A c-rank probably would be best," Sarutobi agreed. "It sounds like you can all use some time to work things out, and I have a mission that should give you that time.
A/N: Decided to go another way in Heads or Tails.
Typing by: Bankrupt Samurai