Mi-chan: Another chapter~! Moar humor XD!
Warning: This story is rated M for a reason, future chapters will be more intense with some scenarios.
Chapter Five:
A Real Scream
Miranda took a big rock from the ground as she walked toward the Quonset.
When she arrived inside the Quonset, she saw Megatron was still in recharge.
She rolled her eyes and threw the rock at his leg really hard "Hey! Wake up! It's time I talked to you about something..." she said in a fairly calm tone, looking up at him.
Megatron's optics flashed on, turning to glare at her "What do you want, fleshling?"
"That's Miranda or Mi to you, Megatron." she said with an annoyed tone "All you've been doing is sitting here on your aft recharging, planning on how you'll destroy Optimus or whatever... You're wasting your time." she said matter-of-factly "Even if you do, then what? If you get found out about by this world, by other fans... Chaos is BOUND to happen. And the army and everyone else on this planet would not hesitate to come after ALL of you... I'm not sure if any government would accept any Transformer, Autobot or Decepticon. Sometimes, people fear what they don't understand..."
Megatron sat up more, lifting Miranda up in his hand to be face to faceplate "You make a valid point, Miranda... With only two other Decepticons aside from myself, your numbers would surely overwhelm us." he said before he began to growl softly, annoyed at himself for asking what he was about to "But, if you are so sure about this chaos... What do you say the Decepticons do? We have been at war with the Autobots for millenia... It is impossible to suddenly drop into peace."
Miranda laid a comforting hand on one of his fingers, standing up fully in his hand, looking at him in the optics "You're making it impossible, Megatron. As my best bud would say, 'Anything's Possible'. You don't have to stop fighting, in matter of speaking anyways... If you do end up deciding to have peace with the Autobots, you guys could always hold training sessions and so on against one another. It's always good to have your fighting servos strengthened and honed, JUST in case someone does try and destroy you guys." she looked at him in an understanding way "You won't be completely giving up everything, Megatron... Just, making some adjustments. You'll still have your Decepticons... And..." she blushed slightly and looked away shyly "Don't know what use I would have to you... But... You'll still have me too."
Megatron frowned "You make many valid points... And your friend's motto is something good to live by... I will think on the ideas you speak of, and wait until Optimus Prime appears... I doubt that the Weapons Specialist would be sent here alone."
She looked to him with a soft smile and a nod "Alright..."
As Megatron looked at her, she noticed his gaze had softened slightly. He gently put her back down on the ground of the Quonset before he pat her head lightly with one of his clawed fingers "Thank you for your suggestions."
Miranda blushed slightly as she looked up at him a bit shyly, feeling a bit honored to see a softer side of him "You're welcome." she said softly.
Megatron sat up a bit more and then leaned slightly against the Quonset "Now, if you will leave me... I have much to think about."
She only nodded before walking out of the Quonset.
Once she was out of the Quonset and quite a bit of ways away however, she squealed and jumped into the air, a gentle blush on her face and a skip in her step. She began to randomly run in the farmfields ever so happily. Soon enough, she collapsed in a field of flowers, giddily watching the clouds roll by.
"You've accomplished what many have been trying for millenia..." Barricade told her, his holoform standing over her slightly, causing Miranda to jump since she hadn't expected him to be there "And you're only a mere human... Remarkable..."
She settled and smiled at him "Well, it's not for sure yet... But, yeah..." she blushed slightly "I mean, I haven't done much to convince him... There's really not much for war now..."
He sat down beside her "Even so, you had the guts to stand up to him, and tell him what was on your mind... Few have been able to do so and survive, let alone have him think about it."
"Mainly, that was my stubbornness... Annnd the slight adrenaline rush I got from running away from his wrath earlier. I don't know if guts were involved..." Miranda chuckled, looking at him and smiling slightly "But I do try my best~."
Her face soon turned a bit serious and she sat up, turning to look at him better "Hey, uhm... Can I ask you something, like... personal?"
"I will decide if I answer at all, but you are free to ask."
She went silent for a moment before she spoke up "Do you think... I would have a chance with Megatron?" she said in a very soft tone, picking at a flower shyly and nervously.
Barricade looked at her with a raised eyebrow "In all honesty, from the way Megatron just took your suggestions to spark... You have a better chance than you normally would."
She looked up at him happily "Really~?! Uhm... I mean uh..." she cleared her throat, trying to compose herself more "That's uh... great... awesome." she said smiling a small smile, picking at more flowers a bit shyly, blushing gently.
Barricade chuckled "Go ahead, squeal, be happy. I know that was the answer you wanted."
Miranda suddenly smiled widely at him before she squealed to the heavens really loud, falling into the flowers, and rolling around slightly. She grabbed a flower and hugged it close, humming a random tune in happiness, closing her eyes.
Barricade chuckled and shook his head slightly "Femmes..." he muttered.
She finally sighed and sat up "Mkay~. I'm done~." she grinned.
Barricade only responded by casting her an amused glance.
Miranda held out her arms out with a smile "May I hug you kind sir~?"
He raised an eyebrow and uncrossed his arms "Go ahead."
She hugged him snugly and nuzzled into him slightly, smiling happily "Now I am almost complete~."
"Almost?" Barricade questioned, confused, wrapping his arms around her for a moment.
She stopped hugging him "Yeah~. I still need a hug from Screamer, and a kiss from my favorite Decepticon Leader~." she laughed slightly.
Barricade shook his head "I'm sorry I asked..."
Miranda laughed and patted his head as she got up, wandering the farmfields randomly in happiness, Barricade just watching her in amusement.
She soon thought of something however, causing her to smile evilly. She quickly snuck up to where Starscream was, and jumped out in front of him.
"BAAAHH!" she said raising her arms up to emphasize herself, trying to scare him.
Starscream raised an optical ridge in slight confusion "Yes, Miranda?"
Miranda sighed "Dammit... You really don't scare as easily as I thought you would..."
"I'm the Decepticon Second-in-Command, and even though my designation is Starscream... I don't scream." he stated her, fairly amused.
"I bet you do~. You're Starscream, you have your name for a reason." she smirked evilly and playfully.
Starscream rolled his optics "Believe what you want, Miranda... I do not scream."
"Fine~. Then I'll just ask Megatron about that~ I bet you have~." she said, waltzing off with an evil smirk.
"I may know when to retreat, but I do NOT scream." he called after her with an optic roll.
"We shall soon see my dear Starscream~." she said darkly with an evil look on her face, skipping over to Barricade "Oh Barricade my darling~. I have something to ask of yoouu~." she sang.
Starscream gave Barricade a look from across the yard that said "She's lost it..."
"What is it, Miranda?" Barricade asked, raising an eyebrow at her.
She leaned a bit closer to him and whispered "What do you think would be the best way to get the Seeker to scream to the stars~?" she smirked evilly.
"There's only one thing I can think of that could get Screamer to scream. And that's to do something with his wings. They are extremely sensitive~." he whispered back with a devious smirk.
Miranda giggled with an evil grin "Explain what you mean by 'sensitive'~. Are we talkin' aroused sensitive? Or 'ouch that hurts' sensitive~? Because both are equally promising~."
Barricade grinned "Both of them apply~."
"F*CK YEAH!" she said pumping her fist into the air, smirking evilly "Tonight~! I will strike with precision, and grace~!"
Barricade snickered "Have fun with that."
She smiled at him "Did I ever tell you that you're my favorite bad cop~?"
"What other known bad cop is there?" Barricade smirked "But thanks."
Miranda hugged him with a slight squeal before going off to plan her strategy.
Barricade watched her go with a shake of his head before he shut down his holoform, and rested in his alt-mode inside the garage.
***That Night***
Starscream was recharging on a pile of tree limbs that he had compiled for a bed.
Miranda smirked as she crept up toward him carefully and soundlessly, headed toward his wings. When she was close enough, she gently crawled onto one of his wings and gently felt along his wing, trying to find a weak point before struck.
Starscream only shifted in his recharge, wings shifting if ever so slightly.
"C'mon... C'mon! Where is it?!" She thought impatiently before she hit a spot toward the part where his wing connected to his side.
Starscream's body suddenly jumped and he shifted quite a bit from the strong, strange feeling he was getting while he recharged.
Miranda smirked evilly "Bingo~. If that was just from a brush... Then... Oh ho ho~! It would be more amusing to arouse him first~." she smirked before she firmly but gently danced her fingers across the spot while she leaned down and firmly licked the spot slowly and sensually.
Starscream shifted again, but this time, something akin to a moan escaping his throat.
She couldn't help but laugh silently "That was pretty sexy Screamy~ But now I wanna hear you scream~." she whispered gently before taking a thick, sharp knife out of her pocket, quickly stabbing it into the spot. She knew it wasn't enough to mortally wound him, so she was okay with it.
Miranda instantly slid off of his wing whenever Starscream's wings snapped straight up, and he let out a long scream. The scream had even startled Barricade out of recharge.
She quickly booked it, running away and laughing her ass off.
Starscream's optics flashed online as he flipped over and stood up "Fragging fleshling!" he roared as he watched her run off.
"I thought you said you didn't scream! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she called after him as she laughed, retreating to Barricade's garage.
"I'll get you back for that fleshling!" Starscream said irritably.
"Not likely Screamer! Bwahahahaha!" she said as she laughed next to Barricade.
Barricade was laughing his aft off "That was PRICELESS!" he said in utter amusement.
Miranda looked to him, wiping the tears from her eyes as she chuckled "I know right~? Hoooo... that was good~." she grinned.
"Completely. I'm glad Megatron is where he is... He didn't hear that."
Miranda frowned "Awww... He didn't? Damn..."
Barricade smirked "I have it recorded to show him when he's awake... I'd just rather not wake him up."
She smirked "Nice~." she then stretched and waved at Barricade "Well then~ G'night bad boy~." she said patting him before she walked inside the house to get showered.
She had gotten over her wariness of the house, and just decided she would use what was available inside, everything looked practically brand new anyway. She soon went to bed with the clothes she had found there that had fit her.
Starscream irritably went back into recharge, after much anger at what had happened was released.
All was peaceful on the farmland once again.
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