Computers Shouldn't Exist in One Piece

by WhatifStoryTeller

Vegapunk invented the Computer, and the wonderful characters of One Piece find FanFiction, and they will use the power of ink and paper to refuel their hate of these stories about this. Total it all up, the characters write letters (or just plain reactions) to the authors of FanFIction, discussing topics. Short chapters, swearing, total of 60 letters.

5. SanZo

Topic: SanZo

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From: Sanji

Shitty Bastards.

Bastards, because no Mellorine would think along those lines.

Shitty authors, stop fucking pairing me with Mosshead!

I would never think of Mosshead even of a possible mate, not even a one-night-stand, or any contact with him; the same is with other man.

We may fight, but never fucking!

If I ever see anymore pairing of this kind; hope you love sleeping with the fishes and serve with lemon.

I Love Wonderful Ladies.

Not sweaty Green-Haired Bastard.

-A Very Angry Sanji

PS. Don't pair Nami-Swan and Robin-Chauwn with Mosshead EITHER!

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From: Zoro

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*Exits out of page*

"Is this made within a mental institution? Dumbasses…need to be taught a lesson."

*Unsheathes sword out and walks out of the room*