Topic: AceMar (AcexMarco)
From:Ace
Can't you give a dead guy a break?
He's a friend...FRIEND...NOT A FUCKING LOVER!
Just because he's old, perverted, pineapple-shaped, tone-deaf, egg-popping bird that happens to be one of my FRIENDS doesn't mean he's my fucking partner!
I mean, come on, he's old enough to be my Uncle!
Well, or a Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather.
Even if I did like guys, he would be the last man on the list, next to Whitebeard (which I shouldn't even be paired with).
Plus, he's dating this bluejay that's been flying around the ship lately, there's eggs in the crow-nest to prove it!
Another reason I can't be with the Pineapple...I'M FUCKING DEAD!
ACE
From: Marco
I feel insulted after reading these.
You do know he's a KID.
And a crazy insane person.
-Marco
Topic: MarcoxBird
From: Marco
Dear Authors on the Magical Site called FanFiction
I'm a phoniex!
Not a bird!
I do not mate with a bird!
Not even in the Crow-Nest!
I do not laid eggs!
I'm not a cannibal when I eat an omelet,
Chicken.
Or Turkey.
I don't build nests.
My room isn't a cage for birds.
And I don't checkout the birds in the sky, even if they are bluejays!
Marco
Ps. Please disregard anything you've seen from Ace. He's lying, I can tell.