Topic: UsSan
From: Usopp
Dear Underlings of the Great Captain Usopp
I order you to stop pairing me with Sanji, Captain Orders!
I've a No-Pairing-With-Sanji-Or-Anyone-Else-Or-I-Will-Die Disease, and it's very fatal.
My insides melt out of my body, and and and they boil the ocean.
Plus why am I'm paired with him?
SANJI!
OUT OF ALL PEOPLE!
THE WOMANIZER!
He's a friend, nakama.
I can't be paired with him, ugh!
My insides are melting!
Dying Great Captain Usopp; who captured a giant gold fish with one piece of egg.
From: Sanji
He's my fr-friend.
Ugh, this is hard.
He's the only one on the ship who isn't Mosshead or Baka Captain.
The only one who's normal, so yeah, I help him sometimes.
Everyone needs help.
Like you.
-Sanji