Just torture a poor engineer: putting me face to arse with the beautiful communications specialist in a Jeffries tube on the array repair.
Oh…now hangin' upside down by her knees from the ladder—
"We're finally making a wee bit o' headway on't, Commander." I snap to as Commander Spock appears below.
"An unconventional access methodology, Lieutenant Uhura. Are you utilizing standard safety precautions?"
She arches out, reaching shoulder deep into the array panel.
I'm not so foolish as to repeat what she says, nor where she indicates Spock can shove it.
"She sends her love." I smile at the Commander.