Hello everyone, and here's chapter 2 of Possible DxD. Also, on another note, I have read in reviews in my other stories that me posting 'stop SOPA or SOPA-like Policies' chapters would pretty much piss readers off, and makes me seem whiney. I admit it would make me seem whiney in some degrees, but I am not. I only posted them because I treat this stuff seriously. If it isn't being taken seriously by Congress then great, but if it is then we authors WILL be treated like FELONS for simply enjoying an activity because we don't really own the Intellectual Property for this, and Fanfiction sites could be taken down because of someone saying it's 'Online Piracy, despite it being a free website and no author has received even a penny for making it'. Well, rant over with the only thing to add is that it is your choice to believe it or not, and if you do please sign a petition to stop SOPA-like policies, which I cannot place on any part of the story.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or Highschool DxD. I do not own the intellectual property used to create this story. This was Co-written with shadowwriter329 and posted for the amusement of readers like you.
~Chapter 2: First Steps of a New Devil~
Ron laughed a bit at that. Kim Possible a devil? That was something he couldn't believe without proof, and it would need to be something big since she helped people, rather then demand virgin sacrifice or slept around like a slut.
"Good one KP. Go-"
"I'm not joking Ron, we're all devils here." That was when Ron saw that Kim, Monique, Tara, and Bonnie revealed the most common thing featured in media about devils: a pair of black bat wings upon their shoulders. He started to feel a little scared before Kim continued, "And that includes you."
"Wh-" He then noticed that he had, whether consciously or not, he felt something on his back and noticed the pair of devil wings like Kim and the rest. He started to panic a bit before Kim intervened.
"You're body is a devil, but your soul is your own. And it was the only way to save your life: to reincarnate you as a devil. I really wanted you to be a normal human, but with the Mystical Monkey Power, it's acting as a Sacred Gear."
"Sacred Gear? What the hell is that?" Ron said, not caring about language at the moment. The girls themselves, except Tara seemed a little lost at this as well.
"A Sacred Gear is a special power that can only be used by those with human heritage, it's bound to them until death. It can be used by a human hybrid, but what it does is different between the gears themselves. In your case the Mystical Monkey Power is something like a powerful artificial sacred gear. In fact I'd say it could count as a Longinus, a god slayer, level." It was something different, and it explained why Kitten tried to kill him in the first place. If the MMP were strong enough to potentially kill a god then it would be something to attract anyone with the right interest. Kim then got a big smile as she then spoke again, "Now Ron, I'm going to help you get used to being a devil, and help you succeed."
"How are you going to do that?" Ron asked, but when he did Kim did an almost superhero style pose with her index finger in the air.
"I'm going to turn you into a high class devil!" She said and only two were shocked for different reasons. Monique was completely unsurprised knowing that she wouldn't stop at that. Ron blinked at the claim. He looked at Rufus who shrugged not sure he understood either. Bonnie blinked before she stood up, "Oh no! Not happening!"
Kim glanced at her as she lowered her arm, "What's wrong now Bonnie?"
Bonnie got into Kim's face. "If anyone is going to become a high class devil it will be me."
Kim narrowed her eyes, "it is not like I am not going to help you either, but Ron is my best friend and behind of everyone."
"Then let the loser start on the bottom like everyone else."
Ron and the two remaining girl watch the verbal tennis match before he asked, "Umm what do you mean by high-class devil?"
Kim turned away from Bonnie to answer, "A high-class devil is as the name suggest: One of the higher-ranking devils. You can be born into one of the families that make up 72 pillars of the underworld and become one faster that way or by getting stronger and moving through the ranks. A high-class devil can get his, or her, own peerage. One reason Bonnie wishes to be a high-class devil is so she can live her long life as a queen."
Ron notice that Tara and Monique were hiding their laughter behind the other girl's back and wondered what was funny. Monique then added, "It is as closest a 'queen' as she is going to get." This caused the two girls to giggle again while Bonnie shot them a glare.
Not getting the inside joke Ron looked at Kim who waved him off, "I'll explain later. But first to help get up in the ranks you have to work for it. We can start now."
"How?" Ron asked only for Kim to produce a small stack of flyers out of nowhere and placed them into his hands.
"What's this?" he asked looking at them before he recognize them, "Hey this is the same flyer that one girl gave me before my date with…"
Kim nodded, although she frown hearing about Kitten, "Yes and I am thank for that. You see these are contracts. Devils are beings of desire and we aid human and give them what they might desire to complete the contract. Those allow someone to summon a devil, manly us, and we do the task to the best to our ability. They can range to many things and are not too bad. Think of them as our minor mission."
Ron nodded understanding before a thought occur to him, "wait…is that the reason why you man the website?"
Kim giggled with a grin, "I started it out to make contracts faster and not be as noticeable. After that one mission with the lasers kick jumped everything up real fast. I still have some flyers sent out to complete them myself but most of mine is done through my website."
Bonnie glared, "Which means he also get the contracts through those missions. How is that fair?"
"Devil," Kim muttered rolling her eyes. She would agree that it was not fair but Bonnie gets on her nerves too much. "Besides I offered to have you come with me on some missions."
Bonnie growled remembering the offer, but declined, as she did not want to be seen as Kim's new 'sidekick'. She was just lucky no one she knew or contracted with knew she was part of Kim's peerage.
Ron then looked at Kim, "So this is how to help get up in the ranks? Seems a little easy, how long did it take for you to get high-class?"
Kim winched there, "I'll tell you another time. But that is not the only way to get up in the ranking. It is in fact the slowest but fastest way. One other way is the Rating Games and we are not ready for those. I'll explain later Ron but first go and pass those out throughout town. Once you're done with that, meet us back at my house to learn how the flyers work." Ron nodded and was also given a bag to hold all the flyers and left. Bonnie was just glaring at Kim for the extra help. Kim just shrugged it off with a smile, happy that her friend was on his way to success.
Ron was tired from him and Rufus handing out the flyers all day, and it was nearing night.
"Man that was harder then it looked." Rufus agreed with the statement. It seemed easy at first, since it was just handing them out, but it was harder since most people weren't taking them. He managed to give out all of the flyers, but it took a good deal of searching to do so. He was finally in front of the Possible Residence, and he gulped, remembering that Kim was pretty much naked with him in bed. With a little egging from Rufus, he finally knocked on the door.
"Nice to see you again Ron, and in better circumstances. Kim and the girls are in the basement, and don't worry about James. I kept him busy and managed to calm him down." Was the voice of Anne Possible, Kim's mother, and he had to admit that Kim got her good looks from the mother: same blood/rose red hair, only shorter around neck length, nice full breasts and butt, and a nice waist with it. In fact, no one would've guessed that she was the mother of three kids with her body. It was a good thing that she was properly dressed, or Ron might've had a nosebleed, sine she had casual clothes instead of a light purple dress and the doctor's coat. Ron saw Jim and Tim, the 'tweebs' as Kim called them tinkering with something and went down to the basement.
"The loser's finally done handing out those flyers. Can we get on with it?" Bonnie earned a glare from Kim for that statement.
"You also had trouble handing out flyers at first Bonnie, but yes we can get started on completing the contracts." Kim said as she gestured to the large magic sigil on the floor, and it was of the same design that was on the flyers, just larger and the rose was more noticeable in the center. Kim pointed at the seal for Ron, "This is a seal to help transport us to the location of our contracts. It is what most devils us to get anywhere. I don't use them for missions to keep up in appearance and because people offer rides."
Ron looked at it not sure what to think about it, "How does it work?"
Kim just smirked, "Magic" she answered simply.
Ron raised a brow still finding it weird to hear her say something like that. Then seal itself started to glow red and Kim pulled Ron's hand, "Okay here is the first one for tonight, you go first Ron."
Ron blinked as he was pulled to the center. "Wait what do I do?"
Kim smiled, "Use the seal to transport you to the client and complete the contract. Just do what they say."
Ron looked down at the seal and tried to focus, even if he did not know what to focus on. The seal glowed brighter and Ron felt strange, as he could no longer see. When he could he found himself in a different room. It was bright pink with a large amount of stuff animals, some cuddle buddies some normal, around the room. He turned seeing a small bed with a curtain draped over the four posters. He then noticed someone else in the room. Standing next to a small low table, which held several small chairs, which sat a few animals, was a little girl, she could not be no more than seven with short blond hair in two pigtails. She was dress in a pink dress with a tutu, a headband with two small wings and two fake fairy wings on her back. Seeing Ron the girl jumped up excitedly, "Yes it worked!"
Ron blinked, "Umm you summoned me?"
The girl stopped her jumping before she stood straight up and answered with her eyes closed, which made Ron remind him of a royal child speaking to him. "I did. I got the paper from the pretty lady and told me I can call to me a friend that will play with me and do what I want." She grinned, "Now I have someone to join my tea party!"
Ron blinked at the request but smiled seeing it as an easy first job. "Sure, sounds like fun."
The girl nodded before she went over to her bed and grabbed a dress off of it as well as a large sun hat, "Now get into your dress so we can get started."
Ron blinked, "Dress? And what's your name anyways?"
The girl nodded, "I'm Angela and you have to put on the dress. Everyone invited to the tea party has to have a dress. That's the rule."
Ron looked back to the table and noticed that the stuff animals there also had dresses and hats on. Ron frowned slightly before he took the dress causing the girl to smile.
-Three hours later-
"And so she was forced to stand before the whole class and read the note she was passing out loud. So everyone now knows she was planning a secret meeting for some reason behind the jungle gym. And then she did not even go to it because everyone wanted to find out what the meeting was about." Angela was talking, entertaining her 'guest' as she pretended to pour a cup of tea and pass it to Ron. Ron sat there listening and nodding actually getting use to wearing the dress. Angela then held a plate to the table, "More cheese and crackers Mr. Rufus?"
Rufus, who was seen by Angela and invited as well, wore a small bow around his neck as he finished his cheese on a cracker. "Yes please!"
Angela giggled and passed one to Rufus. Ron then said, "Well maybe she wanted to surprise everyone but it was ruined and it was be no fun anymore."
Angela thought about it and nodded as it made sense to her, "Maybe she can have the surprise next week then."
Ron shrugged, "Maybe" he said as he took a sip of 'tea'.
Angela then looked up at him, "Well let me tell you what I heard at lunch. This one boy went and dumped water all over a teacher's chair right before he sat in it so his pants got all wet. I don't know if it happen as I did not see any teachers with wet pants in school today."
Ron chuckled, "Well at least you did not do it."
Angela shrugged at this before there was a knock at her door,
"Angela!" a woman, no doubt her mother, called from behind the door, "Be ready to leave. You have cheer practice soon."
Angela shouted, "Okay mom!" before she turned to Ron, "Well it look like time is up." She did seem sad at this.
Ron smiled, "Well at least you had fun. And maybe if you get another one of those flyers you can summon me, or my friends. We are actually part of the cheer squad ourselves."
Angela giggled, "Silly Ronnie, boys can't be cheerleaders. You would look silly in a skirt."
Ron chuckled at her innocence while a part of him decided not to mention the fact he looked silly in the dress he had on.
The seal glowed and Ron appeared in Kim's basement again with his contract completed. Of course he forgot to take off the tutu before going back and got giggles from the other girls.
"It was a little lonely girl that wanted a tea part, and it was the rules. Did I do something wrong?" Ron then started to get the tutu off, even if there were some giggles as he did so.
"No, you did pretty well for your first request, check your Kimmunicator." Ron did as instructed, since Kim had him carry one at some point, and saw a new application with a rose that had requests. Kim took this opportunity to explain it, "I pretty much went with a cross of tech and magic. These keep track of completed and failed requests, and just to ease your mind we don't take a person's life or soul after that, stopped doing that for a while."
"That's a load off my mind." Ron added since he would feel really guilty about that little girl if he took her soul just because he played with her, and Rufus was relieved too. The circle glowed again, and this time Bonnie went up to it.
"I'm not losing to the loser, and I'm going to prove it." She said as she just vanished in front of Ron's eyes.
"That girl needs to get laid stat." Monique joked, getting Ron to blush and Kim to sigh. Another glow and Kim pushed Ron into it.
"You need all the work you can get." Kim said with a wink as Tara mouthed good luck, and Ron was frisked away after concentrating once more.
When Ron appeared from the circle once more, there was a man that was nervous and frantic, but he seemed like a repeat summoner/client.
"Ah, good devil, you're here. You'll listen to my request won't you?" The man asked, his brown hair was styled and he was wearing a fancy suit. Ron and Rufus just looked at the man for a bit, but they nodded and signaled for him to continue, "Ah thank you good sir. You see, I'm in a bit of a fix. I promised my girlfriend a special night, and I really need a well made meal, something to really wow her as I propose, but the problem is I can't really take her out to a five star restaurant, as most of my budget went towards the ring. You can cook well enough can you?"
"I'll make the best meal she's ever had." Ron said as, he was escorted to the kitchen by a man delighted by the fact that the devil could cook, but worried for the dinner as well. Ron could understand the man's enthusiasm since this was an engagement dinner, and if he screwed it up, then it would mean a lot more problems then just a no. Ron learned from a lot of women that they were scary. It was almost like dealing with certain animals in the fact that they were like predators, and they new it. If a man wasn't up to their standards, then some would be gentle and make it quick, but others would be much more harsh, not to mention that he knew there were women that could kick ass and leave him hanging for quite a while.
Once Ron made it to the kitchen, he found that it was a pretty nice kitchen with a fully stocked fridge. The man said that his date had no food allergies and she was expected to be in between thirty to forty five minutes. That gave him plenty of time to get prep work done and start the big meal before he worked on the appetizer. Looking around the fridge he decided on a rack of roasted lamb with cream of potatoes and steamed asparagus. For the appetizer he figure a light salad, and he did not believe he decided that, with some shrimp and scallops. For dessert he made some chocolate cupcakes, which he iced to spell a message for her to read.
Ron gotten to work as Rufus helped out. Soon the lamb was all seasons and ready for the oven so he worked on the salad. He heard the doorbell ring and knew the woman had arrived. The man greeted her and led her to the dining room which he had all set up for them. She told him he was sweet and kissed his check. He pulled out her chair and told her he got a chef to make them a meal, much to her surprise he was going all out on a 'simple' dinner date.
Ron finished frying the scallops and added them to the salads before he took the plates and entered the room, which was only lit with the candles on the table. He smiled at them, noticing the woman was surprise at how young he looked. "Welcome to a lovely evening," he said as he placed the placed before them, "I made a nice Ceaser salad with shrimp and scallops. Please enjoy as I tend to the rest of your meal."
Ron went back to the kitchen before he checked the lamb in the oven. He worked on making the cupcakes as he heard the two talk and heard from the woman that she liked the salad, which caused him to smile. He ducked into the room real quick as took their empty plates and told them dinner would be ready soon. True to his word not five minutes later he came out again with several slice lamb racks leaning over the potatoes with the asparagus on the side.
The evening turned out great and he could hear their complements about his cooking. Soon he gathered their plates and said he would bring dessert out before he winked to the guy. He carried a tray out before he sets it before the woman. She giggled seeing simple cupcakes after such an amazing meal before she noticed Ron wrote something on the cupcakes. 'HE HAS A QUESTION'
The woman looked up and gasped as the man was before her on one knee holding a small box. Ron smiled as he watched the man ask his love to marry him to which the woman threw herself at the man and kept crying, "Yes!" over and over again.
As he went back to clean up the mess from his cooking he could not help but smile and feel happy for the new couple. Then he figured that being a devil might not be so bad. After all, he did just help a man get engaged and hopefully find true love. With that the contract was complete and he was whisked back to Kim's basement.
Once he was back, Kim then looked at him.
"I think he already knew what he was doing, and the client this time just wanted a dinner to help impress his girlfriend." Ron said, but Kim just smiled at this and was glad her friend was able to help with his expertise.
"Well, I did say people live after summoning us, so some are repeat clients." Kim answered just as Bonnie and Tara just come back, but Monique was nowhere in sight.
"Ugh, some people just get too pushy." Bonnie said, as she and Tara both had drinks and started to drink the water they had brought with them from wherever they were summoned.
"Well, that is another job completed, and we still have to wait for Monique. Congratulations on jobs well done." Kim said as Tara and Bonnie high-fived each other and Ron just waited. Monique soon came back and stretched.
"Boy that was OTJ(One Tough Job) that lady did. I definitely can't wait to get out from under that old bat's wing, and she never credits any of the help." It seemed that Monique had a less fabulous time then the others.
"What did you have to do?" Ron asked out of curiosity, but Monique waved a finger in front of him.
"I'm not telling, plus no one here usually asks about the jobs we get as devils."
"Sorry Ron, but there's a last minute mission that requires my devil expertise, and Mo has a point in some cases. Just wait and get some food. I shouldn't be gone too long." Kim said before she herself stepped into the circle and was whisked off. Bonnie and Tara checked the time as Monique yawned.
"It's getting late, and I need to check in at home. Not to mention that bitch and slut would make things worse, and I'm glad they don't know jack about this." Bonnie said before heading up the stairs and finishing her drink.
"I really don't want to leave without Kim knowing, but I need to get home too. My folks worry if I'm not home by a certain time. See you at school Ron." Tara smiled sadly, but walked up the stairs as well. Monique and Ron simply waited.
It was two hours since Kim left and Ron and Monique were getting tired. It was soon after Ron let out a yawn, as Rufus already fell asleep, the Kim came back through the portal.
"Sorry, the job took longer then I expected. No big though, so where's Tara and Bonnie?" She asked, noticing that the two weren't there to wait for her.
"They went home, and since you're back, I should be going too. Night guys, and don't stay up too late in the bedroom." Monique said as she went out of the room leaving too blushing teens. The two looked at each other and knew it was going to be a long night in some cases, and yet shorter then others.
"Well, you can just stay here for the night." Kim said but Ron was already asleep. The red head just shook her head and managed to get him to her room. She then stripped herself and Ron to their undergarments and she just whispered, "Good night Ron." And with that she also feel asleep, the two were dreaming of what life would be like from no onwards.
