The Impossible Queen

Chapter 3: We Saved Some Worlds. I Say We Party.

AFTER SOME ANNOYING CAT WRANGLING AND NOT AT ALL GAY LADY SPELLCASTING...

"Well, now that we've saved the day, I think we've earned some drinks," Jack said.

Hook gulped down the last of his rum. "I'm way ahead of you, mate. But I'm afraid I've run dry, so I'll follow you to the bar."

Clara took Ruby by the hand. "You should come with us," she said, with a sparkle in her eyes.

Ruby smiled appreciatively, but then shook her head. "Granny would kill me."

The Doctor winked. "I'll keep your Granny and Henry company." He turned to the group, "The rest of you go. We saved some worlds today. Be merry. Enjoy yourselves because you can."

Emma locked her gaze on Regina, "Henry will be safe with the Doctor, and after dealing with that cat, I could use some drinks."

Regina frowned. "Nobody will have fun if I go," she protested. "They all hate me."

Hook coughed. "Nonsense, woman. You were a villain, but now, you're a hero. Everyone knows what you've sacrificed to keep Storybrooke and Henry safe."

Jack spoke up. "Everyone's invited! Come on, drinks are on me. Before the Doctor found me, I had been seeing a very rich young fella. Cute, too." He grinned at Hook, "No as cute as you, Killian."

Hook chuckled. "Well, of course not. Rich boy or not, he's still just a man."

As they walked into the bar, Rumple smiled softly at Belle. "Even when you didn't remember who you were or who I was, I met the other you here and you still came to love me, my darkness and my light," he said in a low voice, hoping no one would overhear.

Belle squeezed his hand. "I'll never forget you again, Rumple. Because what we have is stronger than any curse, I know it is."

"It wasn't stronger than the dagger," Emma muttered.

"Careful, dearie," Rumple warned. "You may be family, but I'm still the Dark One, and there's no telling what I might do if you cross me."

Regina scoffed. "Right, like you would harm Emma and risk upsetting Belle. Face it, Rumple, we're retired. Our evil days are gone."

Hook raised a glass. "Let's drink to that."

Glasses clinked all around. People chattered and on the third drink, Jack stood up and said, "Storybrooke, let's play a game. No, let's play two games. Two in one. Spin the bottle truth or dare. If you refuse your dare or get caught in a lie, you have to drink a shot."

Emma snorted. "What is this, a sixth grade sleepover?"

Clara piped up. "No, it'll be fun, don't you think, Ruby?"

Ruby shrugged. "I'm in."

Jack gestured for everyone to gather in a circle. He got a bottle of beer. "Killian, will you empty this for me?"

"Much obliged," Hook replied, and chugged the Guinness.

When he was done, Jack said, "Okay, Hook, you'll spin first. Whoever the bottle lands on, you will ask that person 'Truth or dare?' If they say 'truth,' then you can ask them any question and they have to answer truthfully. If they say 'dare,' then you dare them to do something, and if they refuse, they have to drink a shot. And people, feel free to keep drinking either way."

"Alright, lad, I'll do it." Hook gave the bottle a spin. It landed on Clara. "Truth or dare, Clara?"

"Dare!" Clara answered, excitedly.

Hook raised an eyebrow. "I dare you…" he paused dramatically, "To duel me in a swordfight."

Clara bit her lip. "I've never done that before," she said nervously.

Hook gave a toothy grin, "Don't worry, lass, I'll go easy on you."

Clara stood up. "I'll do it. Someone gimme a sword."

Emma handed her a blade. "Be careful, Clara. He's a pirate. He plays dirty."

"I'm a girl," Clara pointed out. "I play dirtier."

Clara and Hook went outside and the others followed. They stared each other down. Hook drew his sword. Clara readied herself. Hook bowed slightly. "Ready?" he asked. Clara nodded. "Then let's go!"

Clara took the defensive first, blocking Killian's swings. She started to feel the rhythm of the fight, and taking a few swings herself, but he blocked her every time. She got frustrated, so she started mixing it up, trying to throw him off. She cut his arm. He ran his finger over the wound and tasted the blood. His eyes flashed with burning lust. He swung at her and she blocked his sword, but lost her balance. She fell backward. "Hey Emma, remember this moment?" He called. "It appears now I have a new girl on her back. Whatever will I do with her?"

Clara just breathed calmly, "Whatever you want," she whispered.

"I expected more resistance from a feisty thing like you," Hook remarked.

"I don't play games," Clara said firmly. "If you want it, come and get it."

Hook stood, sheathed his sword, and helped Clara up. With his face close to hers, he whispered, "We'll continue this conversation later."

"Promises, promises." Clara said, as she walked away.

"Back to the game!" Jack declared, and herded everyone inside. When everyone was settled again, he nodded at Clara, "Your turn to spin."

Clara spun the bottle. It spun three times and then landed between Jack and Hook. "I'll spin again," Clara said. This time, it landed on Ruby. "Truth or dare?"

"Dare," Ruby answered eagerly.

Clara chuckled wickedly. "I dare you… to kiss Belle. On the lips. With a bit of tongue. For at least 30 seconds."

Belle's eyes widened. "I'm married!" she protested.

Rumple laughed. "It's just a game, luvvy," he assured her.

Ruby looked Belle up and down and said seductively, "Come on, Belle, it's no big deal, I know you've thought about it."

"Half the town has thought about it," Emma remarked.

Ruby crawled toward Belle on her knees, and grabbed the back of her head, whispered in her ear, "Let's make it count," and locked lips with Belle. Jack counted out the seconds. Belle turned red gradually. At 30, Ruby backed away, and as her lips left Belles', Belle whimpered and let out a huge sigh of ecstasy.

By this time, everyone had drunk at least 5 rounds, and nobody but the Queen was drinking anything as weak as an appletini. Ruby spun the bottle. It landed on Jack. "Truth or dare?" she asked.

"You know I'm choosing dare," he replied.

"I dare you to take off your shirt!" Ruby exclaimed.

"Easy enough," Jack said. "Try not to fall in love," he warned her. "You, too, Hook," he winked.

The bottle was spun a few more times and the drinks were poured some more, and nobody was fully clothed any longer. Ruby didn't even have her bra on, and she kept drawing everybody's gaze. Jack and Hook had underwear on, but one could tell they were physically aroused. The game was really on now. It was Emma's turn to spin. The bottle spun around twice and then landed square on Regina. Regina, not wanting to look like a coward, picked dare. Emma's eyes flashed with wicked glee. "I dare you, to play with Ruby's boobs, and suck on her neck."

Ruby grinned from ear to ear, but with a bit of concern, she asked, "Is that okay, though, Emma?"

Emma chuckled, "I want to see her do it. Show her what you've got, Mayor Mills. Show us all."

Regina wasn't really drunk, but she thought of all the naughty things she'd thought of Ruby, and how much she seemed to be begging to be taken. And she wanted to remind Emma of how things had been not so long ago. She moseyed over to Ruby, got down on her knees, grabbed a breast with each hand, and jiggled them a little. Ruby bit her tongue and breathed in expectantly. Regina moved some of Ruby's hair aside and dove into her neck, and did more than just kiss it. She sucked on it some and even bit it a few times. She wanted to make sure Ruby had a big hickey for week after that night, to remind her of the other kind of magic Regina could perform. With the love bites, Ruby moaned slightly. Emma looked bemused. When Regina stopped, Ruby caught her breath. Jack applauded. "Now it's a party," he said.

"And it's my turn to spin," Regina declared. "And you all have better pick dare from here on out." She spun and the bottle landed on Hook.

"I dare you, Killian…" she smiled evilly. "To take Jack to the back and let him have his way with you."

Hook turned to Jack. "Well, captain to captain, it's been a while since I laid with a lad. Not that I didn't enjoy it, I just didn't want my crew telling stories about me going that way. But, there is something about you, Jack Harkness, and it's not just that body. There's something about you that's just different, and strong, and I want it, and I want you. So let's go to the back, bad boy, and see what you've got."

"I would say I thought you'd never ask," Jack joked, "But I knew you would." They went into the back, and Ruby and Clara leaned against the door to listen to Hook's moans and Jack's grunts. Emma and Regina said goodbye for the night and scurried off to Regina's bedroom for their own privacy. Ruby, Belle, and Rumple, not wanting to be left out, had their fun between the stacks at the library. Rumple made good use of his cane.

They fell asleep by dawn, but little did they know, something had followed the Doctor to Storybrooke, and it was out for blood.