"Hey, guys! Look at this!" They all walked over to Volt, who showed them the picture of Espio. "That caption there means 'The Teacher'. "

"Is that important?" Rocky asked. "Oh, my gosh! He's in the crowd!" Sneakers exclaimed. Sonic got confused about what the heck was going on. "Who? Who's in the crowd? Why's this important? What's going on?" Instead of answering Sonic, they walked up to Espio, bowed to him in a Japanese looking way, and said, "Hai, Sensei!"

"Why'd you just bow and call me 'Sensei?!' " Sneakers looked up at him. "You're the ninja master destined to teach us all your ways."

"I don't take students." Vector decided to ignore Sally's earlier remark. "Come on! Being a sensei's a great honor, also..." Vector ran over to the cats "... You guys willing to pay for him to teach you?"

"No!" Said Sneakers. "I abnegate!" Said Ace."What the heck does that mean?" Vector asked. "It means that I refuse."

"I'm gonna go with the pipsqueak over there."

"Yeah, me, too." Vector ran back. "Never mind, don't do it." Espio was distracted by the royal ninjas. They were making big puppy dog eyes (How's that for ironic?:-D ) on their knees. Knuckles looked at them and ran off screaming about him being sorry for every bad thing he's ever done. "OKAY! I'LL DO IT! JUST STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!" Sneakers did a small laugh and said, "Works every time."

"I think the most convincing part was the fact that I'm 6."

"I'm gonna like having a small fry on my team." Rocky said. "Hey, who said that your the leader?!" Volt said. "Well, I'm the strongest!"

"Hey, I obtain the superlative discursive faculties." They all stared at Ace. "Me be most smarterest!"

"Oooooooohhhh. Why didn't you say that?" Rocky said, being the bonehead that she is. "Guys, guys!" Sneakers tried to calm them down. "We can't do this until we find this 'princess of fire'."

"Princess of fire?" Sonic said. "That sounds like Blaze!"

"Ya know," Silver said. "She's my girlfriend." Sonic looked up, surprised and confused. "No she's no-"

"I know she's not." Silver sighed sadly. Hey, that's an alliteration! "Hmm, really?" Sneakers said. "Where's this 'Blaze' ?"

"In the next dimension." Sonic said. "Which is obviously a problem."

"Not for me." Ace was showing off now. "I can build a portal in 10 minutes. I need the tools, a ceiling fan, a chaos emerald, a hollow glass cylinder, a glass cutter, flexible sheet metal, spare wires, a riding mower engine, and a computer keyboard. It's just something a LEADER would do!" That started the argument again. "BREAK IT UP! Honestly, it's like I'm the only adult here."

"So, how are we gonna get a chaos emerald?"

"Shadow, you carry one around all the ti-"

"SHUT IT, FAKER!"

"O... Kay... Anyway, 1st, checklist, I already have tools, a glass cutter, and a chaos emerald, so we nee-"

"Hold it, you have... a chaos emerald."

"Yeah."

"You mean a CHAOS emerald."

"Yep. How do you think I got here?" Everyone was staring at the 6 year old ninja cat.

Later, Ace's invention was a complete success. Blaze was back in Mobius with the cats. Anyway, here's how it went down. Rocky beat Blaze, Volt beat Rocky, Ace beat Volt, & Sneakers beat all of them, making him the leader. At the moment, Sneakers was in the middle of a poorly choreographed victory dance. Ace looked up. "Permission to dance badly with you, captain?"

"Captain? I like that! Permission granted!"

"AWESOME!" Soon, all the members of the Elemental Squad were acting like idiots. And after Tails put on techno pop song with no lyrics, everyone was. Except for Sally, she was staring at NICOLE with shock. After the song, people noticed what Sally was doing. "What's going on, Sal?" Sonic asked his girlfriend. "I got a message from my dad. He said that we have to go to high school!" This is the part where Knuckles faints.

"WE HAVE TO WHAT?!" Sonic wasn't taking this too well. Actually, the only ones that weren't ticked off were Sneakers, Ace, Rocky, & Volt. "What do I have left to learn?! We all know that I'm smarter than all of you idiots!" Tails screamed. Everyone's now staring at him. "I Mean... Uh... Boo high school!" Rocky, Knuckles, & Vector seemed convinced. Shadow looked like he was a millimeter away from murder. Mighty had to hold him back to keep him from maiming the tiny, 2-tailed fox. Then, Charmy realized that the Elemental Royalty members weren't panicking about this. "Why aren't you guys running around and screaming?" The order of which cats answered was Sneakers, Ace, Rocky, then Volt. "There were schools in the dimension I was in."

"Really? Yours too?"

"Also in mine. I just never bothered to go near one."

"I was just about to start freshman year." Charmy was staring at them. "How did you live?!" Sonic then shivered. "That's funny. The fur on my back just stood up."

"SOOOONIIIIC! WHERE ARE YOU?" Sonic gasped. "Amy! I was never here!" Sonic took off. A pink hedgehog ran up. "Sonic?" She starts sniffing around like a hound dog (no offense to Amy). "SOOOONIIIIC! I KNOW YOU WERE HERE! Oh, hey! New recruits! Hi, I'm Amy Rose, future sweetheart of Sonic the hedgehog, & I..." She continued. In the part about the hammer, Rocky started fear hugging Blaze (who was thinking "oh, brother"), Volt was hiding behind Mighty (he was thinking the same thing as Blaze), Ace was using the "armadillo," (no offense to Mighty, I think he's the most boss Chaotic) yet Sneakers was just staring at her with a goofy look on his face, (something like this, ? ) like he was doing the whole time. It turns out his thoughts were, 'she's beautiful... I could listen to her beautiful voice for weeks.' Yeah, you see where this is going. Sonic ran up. "Hey, I forgot my... Oh, no, she's here."

"SONIC!" Sonic moaned. "Amy." Amy ran over to Sonic, who had a look on his face that was similar to the look on Shadow's face when Marine got him angry in "Sonic Universe" Volume 1. 2 people didn't notice this face, Amy &, unfortunately, Sneakers, who was now thinking 'I trusted him, he was my, well, sorta friend. Amy will be mine, Sonic the hedgehog!' So, yeah, the opposite of how Amy feels about Sonic dating Sally. It's like high school, there's already drama & a love triangle! TA-DA! BOOM! How'd I do that?!

5! Hours! LATER!

"Hey, it's the Elemental Squad!" Knuckles said while walking up to them. "Sally wants to talk to you." Everyone then shouted, "IT WAS HIM/HER!" and pointed to someone random member. "Guys, no one's in trouble, at least, I don't think so." That's when some random Freedom Fighter shouted "You don't think at all, knucklehead!" Whoever said that, well, that's up to you. "I'll get that guy back later."

"You know what, Knuckles, I have a feeling we're gonna be good friends."

"Thanks, Rocky, anyway, just go to her house."

SALLY WANTS TO SEE THEEEE CATS! (recognizable to fellow Grojfans)

"I'm glad that you decided to see me." Sally said to the Elemental Squad. "No problem." Sneakers said. "Why did you just automatically say that? Did you take a vote?"

"Shut it, Rocky! You don't look worn out by the 50 foot walk over!" Rocky mumbled some M rated words under her breath. "So, why'd you call us in?"

"Well, right now, we need all the help we can get in the battle against Eggman, & you have skills that could be useful... So..."

"Wait," interrupted Sneakers, "what are you saying?"

"All the Freedom Fighters agree to this, we all want the Elemental Squad to be a division of the Freedom Fighters." They were just standing there, then Sneakers snapped his fingers & said "Huddle up." Once they were huddled in, Sneakers said "All who like this, say 'I'." All of them said "I." The huddle broke up, then Sneakers said "When do we start?"

"Tomorrow morning. We already have these Japanese style houses for you. I'll arrange a tour of Knothole led by Amy & Soni-"

"Oh, no, no!" Sneakers interrupted again. "Sonic leading us wouldn't be necessary!"

"May I ask why?"

"It's just... Uuuuhhhh... I heard that he's Knothole's greatest hero and after destroying robots, he should get his rest!"

"Uuuuhhhh, I... Guess that's a... Sorta good reason. I'll arrange a tour now. You're dismissed." The new group of heroes left Sally's house. Then Ace asked Sneakers, "What the heck was that?!"

"What?"

"What do you have against Sonic?!" Sneakers hesitated, then said, "He's dating competition."

"What, you like Sally or something?"

"Sally?! No, I'm talking about Amy." They stood there for a while, then Ace said, "You're talking about Amy Rose, right?"

"Yeah."

"Pink hedgehog in a red dress?"

"She's the one."

"THAT HAMMER SWINGING PSYCHOPATH?!"

"SHE'S NOT A PSYCHOPATH!"

"Say what you want, I'm gonna go scarf down a pepperoni pizza. Later."

2 MONTHS LATER! BAAAA-DA-BUM-BUM-BAAAA-DA-BUM!

It shows the Elemental Squad outside of KHS (Knothole High School). Sneakers, as leader, was giving a speech to them. "Teammates, inside those doors is a deathtrap that's filled with drama, romance, friendships, breakups in multiple different types of relationships, status quos, bullies, homework, horrible teachers, and drama."

"SIR, you said drama twice, SIR!" Ace pointed out like they were in the military. "That's how serious it is, soldier! DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!"

"SIR, crystal clear, SIR!" Ace replied. Blaze had enough of this. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS DOING!" That startled the 2 highest-in-commands. "What are you talking about, soldier!"

"THIS! YOU'RE TALKING LIKE A GENERAL, YOU'RE CALLING US 'SOLDIER,' AND ACE IS SALUTING YOU!" Ace was, indeed, saluting his leader/friend/sibling. "Who wants me to stop?" 60% (Rocky, Volt, & Blaze) raised their hands. "Fine, I'll stop. Anyway, are you guys ready for the most horrific experience of you life?"

"SIR, ye... Sorry."

"Okay, team, LET'S DO THIS THING!" That's when Sneakers opened the doors, &...

CLIFF HANGER! R/R! Later.