A.N.: Ahh the poll for the pairings is closed, so go check the results if you want.
To answer some of the reviews. Nah, Madara and Obito will not come out. They will stay dead. And nor do I wish to make this fic a crackfic. It will have humor most of the time, but not crack.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Rosario+Vampire goddamnit!
It was a good morning for Sasuke Uchiha since he had dreamt of restoring his clan last night, if you know what I mean. It had already been two weeks since the incident with Kurumu and now she often hung out with him, Tsukune and Moka, but mostly him. He had just finished dressing himself in his school uniform in his room and was currently standing in front of a vending machine near the dorm.
'I wonder what Naruto is doing right now…' Sasuke sighed as he took the tomato juice he just bought from the machine. Even though he cursed his friend a lot of time since he came to this dimension, he was still worried for his friend's safety and whereabouts.
When Sasuke was walking to the main building while drinking his tomato juice, a blue headed figure suddenly appeared in front of him and crushed his face to her large bosom. But there was no struggle from the Uchiha, since he had already faced this situation often.
"Sasuke-kun~! Did you miss me? I've missed you so much!" After suffocating him for a while, she released her hold on the black haired boy. He appeared unaffected, despite just being hugged to death. She then clasped her hand behind her back and pouted at his stoic face. "Mou…didn't you missed me Sasuke-kun…?"
"Of course." Sasuke said, smiling at her with his left hand raise…
-POKE-
Kurumu Kurono rubbed her forehead and pouted cutely. "Mou…I know you'll do that." This was the usual routine for both of them, Kurumu will find Sasuke and will suffocate him with her large assets and in return Sasuke will poke her forehead. They did this almost every day after Kurumu decided that he was her Destined One. Their relationship had gone closer, since she hung out with him more often than Moka and Tsukune since the vampire and human were closer to each other than to her.
The succubus grin, she then clung to his right arm. She smiled, "Let's go to class, Sasuke-kun! Oh wait…the recent exam result will be posted today…right? I'll just hope can pass…I barely studied!"
"Hn, who told you to slack off?" Sasuke smirked. The Uchiha didn't really mind her clinging to him anymore. If she was brave enough to suffocate him with her boobs, these actions were nothing. They then walked to the main building together, with Kurumu snuggling closer to Sasuke. Back when they first did this, there will be several boys glaring at Sasuke while the girls will glare at Kurumu. But now most of them just glanced at them and continue to do their own thing. This was because the both of them were often seen together so most of them didn't bother to disturb the two of them anymore.
"Ne Sasuke-kun, why do you like tomatoes so much? Don't tell me...Are you a vampire too?!" Kurumu gasped after looking at the tomato juice he was holding in his left hand.
"*Sigh*… Of course not, I just happened to like tomatoes, and don't you dare laugh." He turned his head to glare at her.
Kurumu giggled cutely, "Teehee! I was just kidding Sasuke-kun. But I never imagined that a cool and serious person such as you would have tomatoes as your favorite food!" She covered her mouth to prevent herself from laughing, but failed miserably.
"Oh shut up." Despite that, Sasuke found himself chuckling a bit. They smiled at each other, with Kurumu to have a faint blush on her cheeks. She was really happy to be close to her supposed Destined One, plus he didn't even mind when she was snuggling to him like this!
Suddenly, she noticed that Sasuke was frowning slightly. It was barely noticeable but being with him for a while now, she can easily tell when he was worried. She nudged him and saw him looking at her; his face now neutral again.
"Sasuke-kun… Is something wrong? You look worried…" She asked timidly.
Sasuke smirked slightly. "You are an observant one, aren't you Kurumu? Not many people can tell my emotion simply by looking at me like that." Kurumu puffed out her chest, before looking at him again.
"I was just thinking about my best friend Naruto, it had already been a while and he's still not in this dimension yet." He said. Sasuke had already told his three friends that he was from another dimension and explained about his friend Naruto and how he got here. He didn't tell them much else though. They took it rather well with Kurumu repeatedly blessing Naruto for making that mistake as it had made her meet Sasuke, her supposed Destined One.
"Don't worry! If he's as great as you said then I'm sure he is currently working his way to find you right now!" Kurumu said happily. Based on what Sasuke told her about Naruto, she knew that he was the one who saved Sasuke from his darkness. She also noticed how Sasuke looked happy while talking about his best friend back then. 'Someone who Sasuke-kun could easily consider his best friend …He must be an extremely awesome and cool guy to make him happy like that!'
Sasuke smiled and closed his eyes. "I guess you're right, thanks for reassuring me, Kurumu." He opened his eyes and smile genuinely at Kurumu. She beamed and without warning, pecked him on the cheek. This caused Sasuke to blush slightly as he never had such interaction with a girl before. After all, when he returned to Konoha, he was only close to Sakura and Karin; although the latter always tried to get his affection by seducing him, only to fail miserably.
"W-welcome, Sasuke-kun." Kurumu said, blushing brightly. Even she herself didn't believe that she had actually kissed his cheek. They then continued to walk towards the school with Kurumu ignoring many of the whispers about their rather affectionate action…
Sasuke mentally sighed. 'Why does this girl has to attract so much attention…?' He looked at the face of the succubus leaning on his shoulder. She apparently noticed this as she faced the Uchiha and grinned at him brightly.
'But for some reason…I'm not annoyed like I should be…' He then smiled back at the succubus.
'I'm also rather…happy…to be with someone like this…' Sasuke suddenly released himself from Kurumu clutch, surprising her. Before she could get hurt by his action, he suddenly held her hand and interlaced his finger with hers. Kurumu was surprised, before smiling at him affectionately. He looked up the sky and closed his eyes, before tightening his hold on her hand and smiled.
'I guess, this is a good thing too… Heh…you're really rubbing on me huh, Naruto?'
Meanwhile in another universe, a blond haired youth with whisker marks sneezed.
"Naruto-san! Are you alright? You've been sneezing a lot since you join the coliseum you know?" Alibaba Saluja, a blond haired man with golden eyes asked.
"Ahaha! Don't worry about it Alibaba! Someone must be thinking about me!" Naruto replied happily.
Naruto had already gone to several dimensions since he parted with The Straw Hats Pirates. He had experienced a world where people can fly and execute an awesome technique called Kamehameha! He was so happy when some old pervert called Master Roshi decided to teach it to him. 'Haha take that Sasuke!' There was even a dimension where people fight with their calories and another one where Angels, Fallen Angels and Devils were involved in a great war! He still can't forget the beautiful red haired devil he met there as she reminded him greatly of his mother. He also wore many different cloths in each world he went, from orange training Gi to black shinigami robe.
One thing for sure, he had travelled across dimensions for a few months now and already made many new friends throughout his journey.
When he reached this dimension, he found out from several people that he's in someplace called 'Reim Empire'. He also discovered that there was a famous coliseum nearby, so he decided to join it since he didn't have anything else to do. There, he met a kind hearted teenager called Alibaba Saluja. Alibaba said that he was there to train and control his 'magoi' as he called it. Naruto thought it was probably something close to chakra. He also told him a little about his friend called Aladdin, who was apparently a 'Magi'.
He easily became one of the best gladiators in there, along with Alibaba and a girl named Toto. He fought using dual staff like he used in his Senjutsu of the Six Paths form. Although he only stayed and fought there for a few days, he was already popular among the spectators.
Currently, he was standing in the middle of another 'Uzumaki Dimension Crossing Seal' he made. Alibaba was standing further away from him, while staring at the seal in awe.
"Hey Alibaba! I'll be going now!" Naruto shouted at him, the seal under him starting to glow brightly.
"Naruto-san! I hope we'll meet again!" The blond haired prince answered.
"Don't worry! No matter where we are, our hearts will bring us together again!" He quoted from a brunette named Aerith, a girl he met in another universe.
'…Aladdin…' Alibaba shook himself from his stupor. "Thank you for everything you had done! See you later!" He shouted.
"Heh…I will. Believe it!" Naruto said before the seal shone brighter and everything faded.
'For some reason…I think I'm getting closer to finding Sasuke again…' Naruto smiled in his thought.
'Sasuke…wait for me…ttebayo!'
"*Sigh*…! I barely passed all subjects!" Kurumu said, rubbing her temples.
"Aha…don't worry Kurumu-chan! I didn't do great either. My grades are only average! I'm only number 128th!" Tsukune said, trying to cheer his friend up.
"Sasuke-kun! You're a genius! You managed to get second in the whole grade!" Moka clapped while smiling brightly at Sasuke.
"Hn, you get number thirteen, you should be proud too." He said, smiling slightly.
The group was currently checking their result on the notice board in the school hallway with many other students crowding near them.
"Hmm…I wonder who was the student who managed to beat Sasuke-san in the exam?" Tsukune thought out loud. The girls nodded.
"Don't worry Sasuke! You are still number one in my heart!" Kurumu said before hugging Sasuke from the back, making Moka slightly angry.
"Hn, I don't really care about my grades. I didn't even give it my all." He answered. 'If I did, I would have used my sharingan…' He smirked inwardly.
Suddenly, they heard some shouting. They all followed the direction of the voice and encountered a young girl with black hair in a witch hat and cape being surrounded by three older students. It looked like they were bullying her. The leader of the bully had an armband strapped on his left shoulder, meaning he was a class representative.
"Heh, don't think just because you are the first in the grade means you can get arrogant, squirt." The leader with wrinkles on his face said. "And what's with this pointy hat? I despise people who stick out!" He grinned while poking the girl's hat.
"Leave me alone!" The girl then took out her wand and spun it around. Suddenly, three golden washtubs fell on each of the bullies head, causing them to fell down from the hit.
"Why you…!" The three of them get closer to the girl. Before things could get ugly, Moka and Tsukune intervened by standing in front of the girl protectively.
"I'm sure she didn't mean it, please leave her alone." Moka said bravely while Tsukune nodded. The leader still moved closer, before he felt a pair of red eyes watching him; daring him to move. He could swear that he would've peed if it wasn't for his two companions pulling him back.
After regaining his composure, he said. "Y-you're lucky someone was willing to save you. Next time, you will not be so lucky, witch." He spat the last word with disgust. They then turned around and walked away.
After they had gone, Moka quickly faced the young girl. "Are you okay? Did they hurt-" She never finished her word as the girl suddenly glomp her.
"Moka~!" Yukari Sendo said happily while planting her face on Moka's boobs. "You were so brave just now, I love you Moka!"
Tsukune and Kurumu gaped at what she just said while Sasuke just raised his eyebrows in interest.
"H-hey! Tsukune, help!" Moka said while flailing her arms. Tsukune pulled her from the witch hug with force. After he successfully released Moka, Yukari faced the group and grinned.
"I'm the school No.1 genius Yukari Sendo, desu!" She said proudly before suddenly glaring at Tsukune. "And I won't forgive you for taking my love Moka away from me, Tsukune Aono!"
"Wh-what?" Tsukune said sweat dropping.
"I know all about you! Your grades are in the middle of the middle. You have average athletic abilities, and you don't even have any special traits or hobbies! I don't want my beautiful Moka-san to be brought into the dirt by someone like you!" She shouted.
Kurumu growled, "What the hell is wrong with you! He just saved you just now!" Sasuke was still eyeing the direction where the bullies had disappeared.
Yukari spun her wand and three golden washtubs suddenly appeared above the group sans Moka. Two of them hit Tsukune and Kurumu in the head while the last one was easily grabbed by the Uchiha's left hand.
Yukari puffed out her cheeks, "And you!" The witch pointed her staff at the Uchiha. "Don't act all high and mighty just because you get second, you are still nothing compare to me!" She grinned proudly, expecting some kind of outburst from the stoic Uchiha.
"…Are you done…?" Only to fall down from his lack of reaction. She growled fiercer. But because of her petite figure and cute face, it made her look adorable instead.
"Gah! No matter, you'll see!" Yukari then stomped away fuming, leaving a trail of dust behind her.
"Jeez what's wrong with that kid?! We saved her and look what she did to us!" Kurumu said while rubbing the sore spot on her head. Tsukune nodded because Yukari just confessed to Moka and blamed him for getting close to his own crush.
Meanwhile, Sasuke was thinking about the look the witch just gave him. Her eyes were filled with something he was familiar with. Loneliness and crave for attention. 'Naruto…' He quickly shook his head to dispel the thoughts.
"Moka, do you know anything about that girl?" He suddenly asked the vampire, while Kurumu and Tsukune were still complaining.
"O-oh! Well she is the school smartest student and also the youngest. She is only 11 but she skipped grade because of her genius mind. She is famous for pranking her classmates or those who insult her for being a witch…" Moka looked sad while saying the last part.
"What's wrong with being a witch?" He asked curiously.
"Witch is considered as 'border beings', those that are something between human and supernatural. As a result, both monster and humans hate her and ignore her…" The vampire said glumly.
'In return, she would be lonely… that's why she started to prank all those people…to get their attention.' Sasuke thought. 'Just like you huh…Dobe…'
"True, so she's just like Sasuke-kun then! Sasuke-kun is technically a human, he even smell like one. But he is a ninja, so he has abilities no human could possess." Kurumu suddenly intervened while rubbing her chin with her finger. "Although nobody really knows about that since Sasuke-kun is so secretive. He also doesn't wear ninja clothing to show what he is, unlike that girl!"
"I know you told us you're a ninja, but I'm not sure if you are even a normal human…Not like we mind though." Tsukune quickly added the last part. He still remembered seeing Sasuke powers when he fought Inner Moka before. He knew becoming a ninja requires skill. But when Sasuke suddenly surround his body with purple ribs, that was no skill; that was supernatural power. Kurumu nodded, remembering Sasuke weird red eyes when he dispelled her illusion.
"Whatever, I'll go to the cafeteria now. Those fan girls are getting closer." Sasuke said while pointing at the huge crowd of girls holding a banner that said 'CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING NUMBER TWO SASUKE-KYUN~!'.
Moka and Kurumu immediately glared at the girls, while Tsukune quickly followed the Uchiha to the cafeteria; not ready to see a huge catfight going on.
The group was eating in the cafeteria, with Moka and Kurumu having a few minor bruises. Sasuke and Kurumu were sitting beside each other as usual, while Moka and Tsukune were sitting across them.
"Moka-san, Kurumu-chan! You didn't have to fight those fan girls you know! Sasuke can easily get away from them, you could've gotten hurt!" Tsukune said while frowning at the both of them.
"But Tsukune-kun~! I can't let any other girls get close to my Sasuke-kun! Ne, Sasuke~" Kurumu placed her chin on the Uchiha's shoulder and grinned at him.
"Tsukune…Thank you for worrying about me…" Moka said blushing slightly. She leaned in closer and…
CAPU-CHUU~
"M-Moka-san you should r-really warned me before you drink my blood…" Tsukune said, his face drained of its color.
Moka stopped drinking his blood and rubbed her mouth with her sleeve. "Teehee! Thank you Tsukune!" This caused Tsukune to blush while several guys from the other tables glared at him.
'Although it looked very arousing, I'm lucky Moka doesn't suck my blood.' Sasuke thought.
"Hmm…Moka always suck Tsukune-kun blood…Ne Sasuke-kun, do you mind if I bite your neck too~?" Kurumu said alluringly.
"Yes I do. I let you smother my face with your boobs every day, and yet you still want more." Sasuke deadpanned.
The succubus leaned in closer until her mouth was near the Uchiha's neck. "Hmm…Are you sure you don't want this~?" She said playfully with her hands on his chest. Moka was already fuming while Tsukune was struggling to hold her back from reaching Kurumu.
Sasuke stayed silent for a while. Suddenly he turned his head to face Kurumu and tilt her chin up with his index finger to face him. Their faces were only a few inches apart. He smiled temptingly while giving her his most charming gaze causing her to blush deep red. He slowly leaned in closer and whispered to her ear.
"Are you sure you're ready for this, little devil?"
Kurumu face now resembled a tomato and a trail of blood was noticeably leaking out from her nose. Moka and Tsukune were confused since they didn't hear what Sasuke was whispering. Before they could ask what just happened, the bell rang.
"Hn, since she will not be moving for a while, I'll just carry her then." Sasuke said as he slung Kurumu over his shoulder and ran towards their class. The still confused Moka and Tsukune quickly chased after them.
When the both of them reached the door of their class, a small figure suddenly tackled Moka and groped her from behind.
"Y-Yukari-chan? What *ahnn!* are you doing?!" The vampire asked while resisting the witch action.
"Showing my love to you, desu! And to prevent you from getting close with that boy!" Yukari said while pointing her staff to Tsukune. Instantly, several golden washtubs appeared above him and fell down on him repeatedly.
"Gah! W-Why are you doing this to me?!" The human shouted panting. His head now have several bumps on it.
Yukari stuck out her tongue at Tsukune. She winked at Moka one last time before scampering off.
"Arghh! That kid annoyed me so much!" Tsukune said, clutching his bruised head frustratingly.
"D-don't worry Tsukune, for now let's go to our class!" The vampire dragged her friend to their homeroom.
After school had ended, the group gathered around Sasuke's seat to chat. Kurumu was unusually silent.
"Kurumu-chan? Are you okay?" Tsukune asked the succubus.
She didn't speak for a while, before facing Sasuke. "S-Sasuke! You're not supposed to do that!" She yelled, her face still red from embarrassment.
"Oh? What did I do?" Sasuke was visibly smirking.
"I-I'm supposed to be the dominant one! The seme!" She said. Tsukune and Moka turned red from what they heard.
"Sasuke! You've gone that far already?!" Tsukune asked, staring at the both of them incredulously. Moka also stared at Sasuke, but for a different reason.
"S-Sasuke-kun! D-does that mean, you were supposed to be the uke?!" Tsukune face palm from the remark.
"N-No! That's not what I meant! As much as I love to have that kind of relationship with Sasuke-kun," Everyone sweat dropped. "I was just talking about what he did at the cafeteria just now!" Kurumu answered. The Uchiha massaged his temple.
"*Sigh*, can you all please shut up?" They all zipped their mouth immediately. He slowly rose from his seat. "I'm gonna get some tomato juice from the vending machine, Moka you wanna come?" He asked the pinkette.
"S-Sure!" Moka stood up from her seat and followed the Uchiha out of the classroom, leaving the succubus and the human alone.
Kurumu crossed her arms on the desk and buried her face in it. She was still blushing from just now, Tsukune noted.
"Kurumu-chan, no need to get so embarrassed. Let's do something together!" He said to the succubus.
"…Sure Tsukune-kun. Hey can you help me in the math homework Ms. Ririko gave just now? I completely spaced out while she was showing the formula!" She exclaimed.
"Sure sure." They then started to do some revision while waiting for Moka and Sasuke to come back. Unaware to the both of them, a certain black haired witch was crouching outside the window; A voodoo doll in her hand.
"Hehe, I'll totally destroy the closeness between Moka and Tsukune with this magical item, Warawara-kun, desu!" Yukari said grinning brightly. She moved the doll hand to punch its own face. In the room, Tsukune suddenly smack his own face, causing his nose to bleed. Yukari proceeded to move and shake the doll some more.
"Waaahhh! My body is moving by itself!" Tsukune shouted, his face now have several bruises from hitting himself.
"T-Tsukune! Calm yourself!" Kurumu said while trying to prevent his hands from hitting his face.
Meanwhile, Sasuke and Moka were walking back to the classroom drinking tomato juice; when they heard Tsukune shouting.
"Hmm… the classroom sure is noisy, ne Sasuke-kun?" Moka asked her black haired friend.
"Hn…*slurp*…" Sasuke answered with a grunt. Moka get close to the classroom and opened the door. "Sorry we're late, what's wrong Tsuku…ne…?"
When they looked inside, they saw that Tsukune was currently groping both of Kurumu's breasts. Moka jaw dropped while Sasuke twitched slightly. Tsukune saw them and quickly explained before they made any conclusions.
"It's not what you think it is! My body is moving on its own!" He shouted. Suddenly his hand moved and flipped up Kurumu's skirt, revealing her light blue panties.
"TSUKUNE!" Both Kurumu and Moka cried before slapping the human together. Sasuke knew Yukari was controlling Tsukune, since he had sense her when he and Moka entered the class but made no move to stop them from slapping the human; as he was still irritated from when Tsukune groped Kurumu. 'Since when did I get so protective…' He sighed. They suddenly heard a familiar voice laughing outside the window. Sasuke quickly dragged the still laughing Yukari into the classroom.
"SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GIRL! I'M REALLY PISSED RIGHT NOW!" Tsukune screamed. Yukari just stuck out her tongue while hiding behind Moka.
"T-Tsukune…let's all calm down." The vampire said trying to calm her friend.
"You're going too soft on her Moka-san! You've got to tell her to stop bothering us! It's for her own good too, right?!"
"Well…it's true…but…" Moka said slowly.
'…I'm a bother even to Moka-san?' Yukari thought to herself sadly.
"If Yukari-chan just hangs out with you, Moka-san, then won't she lose all of her friends and end up totally alone?!"
Yukari looked down, "I don't mind! After all, I'm a genius! I'm sorry, but I don't want such low ability friends." The witch said.
"Yukari-chan!" Tsukune words were cut off when she continued.
"Besides…I've always, always been alone!" She faked a smile.
'…Just like him…' Sasuke thought sadly.
Everyone stared at her in sympathy. "Y-Yukari-chan…I'm sor-" Suddenly a golden washtub fell down on Tsukune's head.
"Hehe I gotcha I gotcha!" Yukari then ran off at high speed, leaving them again.
"Tsukune! Why did you do that to her?!" Moka yelled at her friend.
"Why are you defending her? She made me suffer a lot!"
"Why can't you understand Yukari-chan feelings? Don't you feel sorry for her?!" Moka said before running off to find Yukari.
"Moka-san! Jeez, but it's true that she disturbed us a lot…"
"It's not her fault for being one of the hated race…" Kurumu said, remembering how witch were treated.
"Hated race?" The human asked.
"*Sigh* Tsukune, didn't you hear what Moka said this morning? Witch are hated and ignored because they are considered as border beings…" Sasuke said, massaging his temple.
Realization dawned upon Tsukune. "D-does that mean… she was really…alone?" He immediately felt guilty for saying such things to Yukari.
"Come on, let's go find her before anything happens." The Uchiha said. The others nodded and sprint to the direction where Moka had gone to.
Yukari was still running, remembering what all her classmates had said about her before.
'She so bratty! Why do we have to be in the same class as that baby!'
'And she wears that disgusting witch costume!'
'Witches aren't monster, are they? They're closer to humans, right?!'
'You have no rights to be in this academy, get out of here!'
"I don't mind…being alone…" The witch mumbled sadly. After minutes of running, she realized that she had gone outside the school area, in the middle of a forest.
'Oh no! Where am I?' She thought frantically. Suddenly she heard someone laughing behind her. She turned around and saw the class representative and his gang.
"Class representative?" She asked slowly.
"Well well, if it isn't Yukari-chan…I still can't forgive you for humiliating me in front of those many students earlier." He then licked his lips hungrily. "I've been waiting to get you alone!"
Suddenly all three of them turned their true form, Lizardman. Their body became scaly and green. While their head turned into one of a lizard and they body size grew tremendously.
"So disgusting! A witch is such a disgusting being! We have no need for someone like you in our class!" The leader spat.
Yukari took out her wand, but before she could do anything with it, one of the lizardman bite it; crushing it completely.
"M-my wand!" She said fearfully. 'Without it, I can't use any of my magic!'
"Hmm…what should we do with her? I doubt anybody will save her anyway." The leader said.
"I know I know! Let's eat her up! The fog here is so thick, nobody would know!" One of them stated.
"That sounds good, let's eat her up!" The leader said, opening his huge mouth and dived at Yukari.
"Somebody…HELP!" Yukari shouted.
'N-no! I can't die here! I'm only eleven!' She noticed that he was getting closer.
'I-Is this the end…? I still want to live my life!' The lizardman was only inches away from reaching her.
'I…want to have friends…too…' She closed her eyes, tears were flowing down her cheek.
'I…don't want to die alone…'
Meanwhile, Sasuke and the group were sprinting to find Yukari after they heard her screaming. They also met Moka on the way there and were currently being led by Sasuke because of his superior sensing skill.
All of a sudden, Sasuke stopped, causing all of them behind him to hit his back and fell down.
"Sasuke! What are you doing?! We must go find her right now! She must be in trouble!" Tsukune shouted at the Uchiha. Suddenly, they all saw him smirked.
"S-Sasuke-kun?" Kurumu asked her Destined One.
"So you finally come…huh…" He whispered. All of them stared at him, confused.
"…What do you mean, Sasuke-kun…?" Moka asked.
Sasuke smirked and put his hands in his pocket. "If he's here, your friend safety is confirmed."
"W-Why?!" Tsukune asked. Sasuke turned around to face them; they can't believe their eyes, the Uchiha was actually grinning.
"…Because it's Naruto."
"Wind Release: Rasengan Bullet Barrage!"
A loud voice was heard near Yukari, causing her to open her eyes and gaped at what she saw. The leader of the lizardman was being hit by multiple blue spiraling energy spheres, and all of the spheres exploded on impact. After several more explosions, the leader was lying in a crater on the ground, his body full of bruises and cuts.
"W-What just happened?" One of the lizardman said frightened when they saw their leader crumpled and beaten form.
Yukari couldn't believe her eyes, someone had actually saved her! Although she didn't saw who it was, she knew it was a boy based on the masculine voice he heard.
"Leaf Whirlwind!" Suddenly both of the remaining lizardman crashed face to face into each other after being kicked hard by their sides. Before they had time to recover, they heard the mysterious voice shouted again. Wait, did they just heard that from two person simultaneously?
"RASENGAN!" Both of the reptiles get their back crushed as two sphere of energy were smashed into their back respectively. The ball of energy drilled their back until it exploded. The lizardmen were quickly unconscious from the unbearable pain.
When Yukari opened her eyes from all the dust, she finally saw who her savior was. Standing in between the two unconscious form of the lizardman, was a tall boy with blond, wild and spiky hair. There was also whisker marks on each side of his face, and he was dressed in a dark blue tunic and black boots. She noticed he was also very lean and muscular since his tunic didn't cover most of his body. Suddenly, he turned around and stared at the witch. What she saw next was a pair of brightest blue eyes she had ever seen. He was also extremely good looking.
In an instant, he was standing in front of her, causing her to yelp cutely. Before she could scold him for shocking her, he suddenly took hold of her hand.
"Are you okay?! They didn't hurt you did they? If they did I will stab their butt with my Senjutsu staff ttebayo!" He exclaimed while checking for any injuries on her.
Yukari stayed quite. She can't believe someone actually saved her life and was worried about her. 'That's right…he probably doesn't know I'm a witch…' Yukari forcefully released her hand from the blond grip.
"I-I don't need your help! I'm a witch!" She shouted. "You'll probably hate me now right? You are just the same like everyone else!" Her eyes were tearing up. "…And I will be alone…again…" The witch was sobbing now.
Before she could say anything more, Yukari felt a pair of arms embracing her. "W-What a-are you d-doing…?" She tried to release herself from the blond embrace but he won't budge.
"…Just let it all out…okay? I'll be here for you…" The blond said. She complied and embraced the boy back, crying her heart out. After several minutes of sobbing, she stopped and looked up to the blond.
"…Don't you hate me? I'm a witch…desu…" Suddenly she felt a strong pair of hands gripped her shoulders. Yukari saw the stranger was looking at her with determined eyes.
"No, I will never hate you! You've done nothing wrong! Just because you're a witch doesn't mean I have to hate you! Your race had nothing to do with you!" The boy said with resolve. She looked at the stranger eyes and saw nothing but sincerity.
"After all…I-I know what's it's like to be hated and ignored for something you're not responsible with…" he said while looking away from her. He suddenly stood up and faced her.
"So that's why from now on. I will be your friend!" The blond said while grinning brightly at her.
Yukari looked at the boy for a moment, before wailing uncontrollably. Naruto panicked. "W-What did I do-ooof!" She quickly tackled the boy into a hug, causing both of them to fall.
"Thank you thank you thank you, desu! You don't know how much that means to me!" She said while burying her face in her newfound friend chest. After a moment of struggling, the blond calm down and patted her head.
"Heh…So what's your name?" He said and she slowly looked up to face him.
"Yukari Sendo! Please take care of me!" She said and hugged him tighter.
"O-oof! W-well nice to meet you Yukari-chan! I'm your number one unpredictable ninja, Naruto Uzumaki! Believe it!" Naruto said while giving her a thumb up. They then grinned at each other; Yukari releasing her grip on the blond.
Currently, Naruto and Yukari were leaning against a big tree side by side, while all three of the lizardman were tied up together to another tree. Both of them had painted their face with Yukari's permanent marker and the witch had kicked their balls repeatedly. The blond winced when she did that.
"So you're telling me that you once painted an entire monument without anybody noticing?! Naruto-kun, you're awesome desu!" Yukari said while smiling brightly at the blond.
"Weellll, I AM the most unpredictable ninja in the world after all!" Naruto said while rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.
They were chatting with each other happily without a care in the world. Yukari told him about where they were and why witch were treated horribly. While Naruto was mad at the reason, he was more terrified when she said they were in a school full of monsters. Although he calm down slightly when she said they all were mostly seen in their human form. Naruto also told her that he was from another dimension and he was trying to find a friend. Currently they were talking about all the pranks they had done before.
"Hehe…I once transformed into a hot naked girl in front of the class. All the boys including my teacher fainted from excessive nosebleed! Pretty awesome right?" The blond said grinning.
"You can transform into a hot naked girl?! Can you teach me that technique, PLEASEEE~?" The witch asked while giving him her puppy dog eyes.
"Suuure…maybe later." He said before smiling at her genuinely. The witch blushed a bit.
"Just remember one thing Yukari-chan. When you prank, make sure you only do it for the fun, not for humiliating or hurting other people. True prankster will not harm anybody in their pranks!" He said proudly.
"Wow, you're so cool Naruto-kun!" The jinchuuriki felt a sense of déjà vu when he heard that. 'I wonder what Konohamaru is doing now?'
"I know I know Yukari-chan. I just wish more people would appreciate the art of pranking ttebayo!" Yukari nodded.
"…I think I will apologize to all of my classmates for pranking them…" She said determinedly.
"Good for you Yukari-chan!" He patted her head, causing her to blush slightly.
While they were busy chatting, they didn't realize that another group was getting closer to them.
"Are you sure Yukari-chan and your friend is here Sasuke-kun?" Moka asked her friend. The group had finally reached the place where Yukari was supposed to be.
"Yup, I can sense both of their chakras, but for some reason I can't pinpoint it." Sasuke said, slightly confused.
"Hey look at that!" Tsukune shouted, pointing at the three lizardman who were tied to a tree. All of them were bruised and battered, their face were full of funny drawings. 'Typical Naruto…' Sasuke sighed.
"So your friend is here after all Sasuke-kun! I can't wait to meet him! He must be cool and awesome like you!" Kurumu said happily.
Suddenly, they heard people laughing and giggling. But due to the fact that they were in a foggy and spooky forest, the echo made it sound frightening. Kurumu immediately hugged Sasuke while Moka clutched Tsukune's arm.
"I-Is this place haunted?!" Kurumu asked fearfully.
"…You do realize you're a monster right? Or are you just using this as an excuse to get a feel of my body?" Sasuke deadpanned. She blushed, but still didn't get off him.
They moved closer to the sound, and witnessed an unexpected scene. Yukari Sendo was talking to a handsome blond teenager who was dressed in some kind of Rome outfit. They were laughing and chatting happily, not even noticing their arrival. The group leaned in closer to hear what the two were talking about.
"-I even threatened my sensei to tell him the spoiler of his favorite book if he didn't let me have the bell!" Naruto said proudly. Yukari giggled and took off her hat.
"Hey Naruto-kun? Maybe one day we could do pranks together!" She looked at him expectantly. The jinchuuriki chuckled and patted her head.
"Of course, Yukari-chan!" Yukari brighten up considerably and hugged her new friend again.
"Desu desu!" She grinned brightly.
"Aww that was so cute!" Kurumu giggled.
"I'm so glad she has a friend now…" Moka said while wiping some tears.
"Is that Sasuke's friend?! He's nothing like I imagined!" Tsukune exclaimed.
"Hn, typical Naruto. Kids always like him." Sasuke stated. "Let's go greet them now."
Suddenly, Naruto and Yukari heard footsteps coming from in front of them. Both of them looked up and saw Sasuke, Moka, Tsukune and Kurumu staring at them, smiling. Well except for Sasuke, he was smirking.
"M-Moka-san? Tsukune-san?" Yukari asked timidly. She stopped hugging Naruto and stood in front of them. She bowed down, "I'm sorry for everything I had done! I shouldn't have done all that!"
Moka slowly hugged her. "It's not your fault, Yukari-chan…I know you're alone, and I know how it feels too…"
Tsukune joined in. "I-I'm sorry Yukari-chan! I was ignorant and I didn't know how you felt…If I had understood you a little better… So please don't think of yourself as alone anymore…Let's be friend from now on, okay Yukari-chan?" Tsukune said. Yukari looked at him and nodded.
"Okay! Forgive me too Tsukune-san!" They then grinned at each other. The others looked at the scene and smiled.
Naruto walked and stood beside Sasuke. "So all of them are your friends then, Sasuke?"
"Hn, yeah." He answered, smiling slightly. After the heartwarming scene had finished, everybody looked at Naruto weirdly, mainly because of his outfit. Yukari ran toward Naruto and took hold of his right hand.
"This is Naruto Uzumaki desu! He's the one who saved me from those bullies, and also my first friend!" She exclaimed. Naruto rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, not comfortable with all the eyes looking at him.
"So you're Naruto! Thank you for saving Yukari-chan Naruto-san! My name is Tsukune Aono!" Tsukune said while bowing at him.
"Eh? No no no please don't bow! I'm not one with formalities!" The jinchuuriki said, waving his free hand in front of him.
"But still… thank you Naruto-san! Yukari would have gotten hurt if it wasn't for you! My name is Moka Akashiya, pleased to meet you!" Moka told the blond cheerfully. Naruto can't help but see the resemblance between her and Sakura with her pink hair and green eyes.
"Hmm…so you're the Naruto Sasuke told us about…" Kurumu said while circling the blond, observing him. Naruto tried hard not to look at her enormous boobs. 'Such boobs, it rivals Baa-chan!' he thought frantically.
"I've got to admit you're handsome and muscular, but…" She quickly clung to one of Sasuke's arm. "I belong to Sasuke-kun only!" The succubus said happily. When she said that, they all noticed Naruto eyes were opened wide and he stared at Sasuke like the Uchiha had grown a second head.
"S-Sasuke! D-does that mean…s-she's your girlfriend?!" He shouted. Kurumu blushed a bit while Sasuke just smirked.
"Oh? So what if she is?" He said before pulling Kurumu closer to him, causing her to blush like mad. Naruto jaw dropped. He suddenly appeared behind Sasuke, much to the amazement of the others. Now that they take a closer look, they noticed that Naruto was about one or two inches taller than Sasuke.
"Teme…you've actually changed! I thought you were gay all this time! At least I don't have to worry about my chastity anymore! I'm so proud of you~!" He said, patting the Uchiha's back while crying fake anime tears. Sasuke gained a tick mark on his forehead. He released himself from Kurumu and glared at Naruto.
"Hey dobe…I still haven't forgive you for suddenly transporting me to another universe without my permission…" Naruto quickly jumped back when he saw his friend sharingan was spinning.
"S-Sasuke I'm sorry! It was an accident, please don't Amaterasu me-ttebayo!" The blond said backing away. Sasuke cracked his knuckles and smirked.
"Well I hope you can survive my Yasaka Magatama then…" Suddenly he was in front of Naruto and aimed a punch at him. The blond quickly dodge to the left and countered with a spinning right kick. They then started trading blows, completely forgetting about their audience.
"Wow…I've never seen Sasuke-san act like that before…Naruto-san must be something else to make him completely loses his cool…" Tsukune said, while watching them fight.
"Their personalities are completely different too! Naruto-san seems much more friendly and outspoken compared to Sasuke-kun… Maybe that's why they are best friends!" Moka stated.
"While you're busy talking about that, look at how they fight! I can barely follow their movements!" Kurumu exclaimed, watching as the two blurs hit each other repeatedly. "On that note…Go go Sasuke-kun~!"
"Shut up you big breasted cow! Naruto-kun, you can do it!" Yukari cheered for her friend. Thus, the fight continued…
It was already close to dusk and the group was walking back to the main building. Tsukune, Moka, Kurumu and Yukari were in the front, chatting and teasing each other happily. Naruto and Sasuke were walking in the back, side by side.
"Hehe…they certainly look like a fun bunch, right teme?" Naruto said to his best friend, his hands were behind his head.
"Hn, I guess they are…" Sasuke smile, his hands inside his pockets. "By the way dobe, what's with the outfit?" He asked.
"Oh! Well this is from the previous dimension I've been before I get here, it's a coliseum outfit!" He said happily.
"Say…How many dimensions have you been in? And how long have you travelled across dimensions?"
"…Erm…about ten to twenty? And I travelled for about 3 months I think…"
Sasuke stared at his friend, before shaking his head, smiling. "Well I guess there is a time difference between dimensions huh…I was only here for a few weeks."
"Gah damn you teme! I was busy searching for you while you gotten yourself a beautiful big breasted girl in barely a month! You jerk!" Naruto complained, looking crestfallen. Little that he knows that many of the girls he met liked him, but he's too oblivious to know it.
"Heh, I guess." Sasuke smirked. They then ran faster to catch up with their new friends.
'Not that I'm complaining.'
A.N.: Naruto actually come out earlier than I planned. Oh well. Just to remind you, the pairing poll is closed. Look at the top 2 couple!