Yes, I know Dolores Umbridge was not around when Dean and Ginny were a public item, work with it.
Dolores Umbridge was a very sour person and was only created on Merlin's Earth to cause people in her close proximity a total lack of fun and love. She was an absolute fun sponge - and enjoyed it. She was constantly coming up with new rules in Hogwarts that would cause the children under her… care to be bored and complain constantly.
Her newest one was by far her favourite.
Education Degree Number Thirty-One: Boys and girls must be six inches apart.
The amount of children that complained about that had given her wonderful dreams; she increased her patrols to double so that she could see the faces of sneaky couples who had broken both her Educational Degree and the well known curfew. It was one lucky day that she caught Miss Weasley and Mr Thomas out of their common rooms and in a position that didn't just hint to what they had been getting up to.
Now, back in her office, she was wishing that she hadn't found them purely for the headache that the ginger bint was giving her.
"I just can't believe this rubbish and all of your stupid rules!" Ginny complained rather loudly, almost shouting and she was definitely disrupting her little kittens' nap times. "You have no right!"
"I have every right, Miss Weasley," Dolores replied. "I am Madam Undersecretary, which is a very important position in the Ministry." Ginny scoffed and rolled her eyes. "Do you know how I got where I am?" she asked, hoping to teach the children the valuable lesson of solitude and hard work.
"Sucking dick and kissing ass?" Dolores' cry of outrage covered Dean's snort of amusement for which he was thankful.
"Miss Weasley!" she exclaimed. "I don't understand why you are being so impossible. I know that you are friends with Mr Potter and are therefore subjected to his abysmal lies about You-Know-Who but-"
"They aren't lies!" Ginny interrupted. "Voldemort really is back which is why we should all be learning less theory in Defence and more practical."
Dolores kept silent for a moment, sighing and shaking her head as if she felt sorry for the girl.
"Time appears to be wasted when someone seeks truth in lies," she commented wisely before clearing her throat. "Regardless, we are not here to discuss Mr Potter; we're here to discuss the matter of your rule breaking and the complete disregard you hold for authority figures. The pair of you - especially you Miss Weasley - are in big trouble."
Word Count: 419
September Event Prompt: Getting into trouble at Hogwarts.
Gringotts Prompt Bank: Dolores Umbridge (character), Dean/Ginny (het pairing), impossible (assorted adjective), "Do you know how I got where I am?" - "Sucking dick and kissing ass?" - Tammy, Tammy, "Time appears to be wasted when someone seeks truth in lies," - Munia Khan (wise quotes)