Author's Note: I know the last chapter was very extreme. A little too extreme so for now on I'm taking it down a knotch. Hope you still enjoy it! Sadly, House was never mine and will never be.

Cuddy was quite surprised when she stepped into her office to the horrific sound of discordant notes of a piano. The man hired to play the horrible discordant sounds wouldn't even respond even when she yelled at him. She couldn't even concentrate so tried to call security to no reply.

She very annoyed, angry, and impatient stormed out her office to find security. Strangely, there was no security member in site. Cuddy wasn't very surprised. She made a mental note to herself to find better security guards.

Cuddy looked around hoping to find at least one or find House and tell him to get rid of the piano player in her office, but the search was rather fruitless. She finally went to search the roof and heard the sound of the door locking behind her.

Horrified, she banged on the door and yelled, "House, let me back inside."

"Sorry mommy, daddy can't do that right now." House replied.

"Dammit House!"

Cuddy sat on the roof and sighed. She was surprised to find a few jackets, a tent, an umbrella, a sleeping bag and some food items up on the roof. She sighed in both anger and annoyance knowing that Wilson had helped him, but at the same time she wasn't too surprised.

In fact, Cuddy felt guilty having unleashed a wild goose in House's apartment. It was a careless stupid choice that could have gotten House hurt real bad. She figured she deserved a night of imprisonment on the roof. Yet, she knew she wasn't going to be the first to surrender and apologize. Instead, she was going to find some safe way to get back House and come back on top.

Cuddy spent the night on the roof mostly planning on what she could do to strike back. She had little sleep because she knew to beat House she would have to think of something good. Really good.

The next day when it was about time for her to start work, Cuddy luckily found the door unlocked. She sighed in relief until she saw the stairs randomly messed up with glue and glitter. She sighed as she knew she figured that the best way to get past this would only be to take her shoes and socks of and actually step in the glue.

Cuddy's face twisted in slight disgust as she stepped right into the glue and she went down as fast as the glue would allow and by the time she made it down the stairs her feet were sticky and pasty from the glue.

She sighed in annoyance and impatience and headed back to her hospital. Cuddy was slightly shocked to find her path was blocked by a marachi band. She almost broke down laughing and crying, but she kept her emotions at bay and took a deep breath and carried on even as they followed her or jumped back in front of her.

Cuddy was beginning to wonder how much money Wilson was spending on these musicians to annoy her. Or maybe House had some influence over these musicians and probably maybe even had the resources to blackmail them. It didn't really matter.

Cuddy needed a good counter plan. One so good even House and Wilson couldn't think of a way to fight back. She taught of many things, but she remembered she shouldn't be too cruel. Yet, she could fight fire with that fire. She smiled. It was brilliant.

Cuddy knew that could only be the beginning of her plan but to pull of the other part of the plan. She would need help. House's ducklings might be able to help her, but she knew they would be more likely to side with House. She had to have some way to get them to work for her and to keep quiet about it. She laughed realizing the answer to that question was actually relatively easy. Even House would not be able to come back from this. Of this, Cuddy was certain. She smiled smugly and evily to herself knowing that she would win.

Author's Note: Or will she? *Mischievous smile* Just you see. And don't forget to press that little button down there and leave a comment.