A/N: Almost over!
"James Potter, I will kill you," hissed Remus.
James made a face. "Later, Rem, we're being chased by a group of psyco fan-girls."
Remus scowled. "Your fan-girls, not mine. Mine are more calm."
"Thanks for reminding me, Moony."
Remus smirked.
"I should abandon you using my werewolf speed."
James internally panicked.
"But you wouldn't, right?"
"Of course not, Prongs, where would I get my chocolate from?"
"Thanks a lot, Remus. I am so comforted."
"OH JAMESIE!"
"She sounds creepily like Sirius."
"Thanks a lot, James, now I'm thinking of tens of Sirius' running after you, all love-struck."
"Ew, Moony!"
"That's why you should shut up right now."
"Al-ARGH!"
A girl had snuck up from behind and tackled him.
"MY LOVELY, HANDSOME JAMESIE! MARRY ME!" she screamed.
"JAMESIE!" The girls had all caught up with them. "JAMESIE!"
"MARRY ME!"
"I LOVE YOU!"
"KISS ME!"
"REMUS SAVE ME!"
"There's always Sirius, James! Goodbye!"
"NOOO!"
Laughing at the expression on James' face, Remus smirked and yelled,"SIRIUS BLACK WANTS TO SNOG YOU ALL AT THE GREAT HALL! GO NOW!"
The girls screamed. "SIRI!"
A few moments later, a scream split the air. "AHH! GET AWAY FROM ME, MINI-JAMSIES!"
James scowled at the comparison.
"I am nothing like Sirius' fan-girls!"
Remus rolled his eyes. "Now I need to go save Sirius. I recommend you hide in the boy's dorms for a while."
James sighed. "What did I ever do to- HEY EVANS, GO OUT WITH ME?"
"SHUT UP!"
Remus shook his head. "You've got that many girls after you, and you decide to chase after the one girl who hates you."
James grinned. "She'll come to her senses... Soon."
"You're pathetic."
A/N: This took such a long time! I had writer's block :(