Season 2 Episode 2 No More Zeroes
The crew are sitting on a grassy hill having a pic-nic Sock carefully cuts a steak and puts into his mouth
"Ohh the pepper serenades the steak like this is like meth or something better than any booze better than any drugs it's great man!"
"I have no idea how you eat that shit dude"
"What is wrong with meat?"
"Dude nothing man but in excess pretty fucked up"
"OK give me a few good reasons"
"Ok you have a higher chance of getting cancer and it gets you fat"
"Ok one dipshit we had a whole second life so far to learn that we can't die from diseases as our immunes system is super crazy so much so angels don't need contraceptives and two my fat goes straight to my dick and my cock is way bigger than your little chode" Sock said smirking whilst saying so
"Fuck you!"
"Are you really gonna make fuck with that angel"
"Dude it is like fate brought us together and shit"
"Why do Hollywood endings have to have that shit where the guy gets the girl in the end? It is so fucking stale"
"Well I mean from what Brief told me she is a bit of a nympho...And is so seductive..."
In unison they sing "I MELT IN YOUR MOUTH FUCKING NOT IN YOUR HANDSSSS"
"DAN BAND?"
"DAN BAND" said Sock as he nodded
"Uh what was that" Said Scanty
"Yo you don't know Dan Band that shit is the mad notes me and Silent Sock modelled our live between Dan and...The band"
"I got the reference!" shouted Brief
"Yas Brief!" said Sock
Brief smiled but looked away hiding is smirk
"You know what it is strange how nice you are compared to that angel panty" Scanty said
"Jeez from all this talk it makes me wonder why are we going to save her" Said Boxer
"Well I mean you don't have to it is optional" said Sock
"Yeah but just look at Brief and how distraught he would be by the whole situation" Said Scanty
"Eh Suppose so"
"So why were you guys kicked out of heaven"
"Well I got kicked out cause I fucked Madelyn Munroe and like knocked out JFK"
"Hahahah I had no idea you had Humour" said Scanty
Sock looked at her with a frown "sadly that was true"
"Wow so what about you sock" Scantly questioned
"Well let's just say my humour was so offensive I had to get kicked out"
"Wow Jesus" said Scanty
"Well Jesus thought it was funny not so much his dad, I mean at least I made Groucho Marx laugh"
"So what did you say" said Scanty
"Ok so the joke is that-"
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*cough* "yeah you had to be there" said Sock
"So tell me Scanty said where you born in heaven"
"Well no some angels do though god showed us in a past life we were Shoaling monks that sacrificed themselves in a fire to stop an attack from the samurai of the area on an attack of a school as we were wanted men"
"Yeah what fucking heroes we are now two fucking anarchist douchebags two decades late for the era now you have electronic pop music with more electronic people you wish would pop" Boxer said
"But apparently when we reached heaven god thanked us and asked us for a wish and we asked that we can live in earth and die but be reborn to match the era and have no memory of the last one unless we asked every two lives we would go to heaven until we asked to go back"
"Did you ever ask?"
"Sometimes, it is possible that we could have been a cockroach to a dictator but we were always bounded together. Who knows Hitler and Mussolini nobody in heaven knows who is in hell apart from god and Nick weird thing is though is we met those Shoaling monks."
"So did you meet Saint Andrews, Sock?" asked Scanty
"Yeah as well as William Wallace apparently he asked god in my next life to be a warrior like him and here I am"
"So you have immortality?" Kneesocks questioned
"In a way we do but we can be strong heroes connected to heaven or those two bums you saw on the street but we keep our characteristics."
"That is the coolest thing I have ever heard!" Brief shouted in joy
"That is what you need to do to get a wish; simple...Did he also say that we are also to meet two other schmoking hot girls in each life?" Boxer said
Scanty giggled
"heh heh heh yeah Tiger growl" Boxer strangely said
"Tiger Growl?"
"Yeah I can't roll my R's" Boxer then proceeded to try but sounded like an old dehydrated man trying to whistle
Sock had to look away from the cringe
"Hey Brief"
"Yeah Sock?"
"How many pieces do you have"
"I have fifty so far"
"So do you think she will like, fall in love with you once you revive her?"
"Well I did have sex with her"
"Oh shit you dawg"
"Yeah but she kind of had to, to save the world"
"OK I am not even going to question that" Sock looks at the sun "I hope I am that lucky, so what are your chances do you think? "
Brief pondered for a sec "Well I need to show her who I really am and stuff I am pretty sure"
"Eh suppose you should...Here how about I train you"
"Train me?
"Yeah here" Sock gave him his broadsword
"Hey Boxer I need those gloves"
"Oh I don't think I need them anyway" Boxer then rips them off and throws them at him
"Eww you fuck you could have transformed them...Anyway"
Sock throws it back and gets it thrown back to his head instantly
Sock ignored it for the time being
"Try to hit me"
"Uh are you sure?"
"Yeah c'mon"
Just then Brief slashes at Sock, Sock then grabs the broadsword with the gloves, Sock is confused as he is getting overpowered by Brief
"Shit you are stronger than you look"
Brief does a full twist and almost hits Sock with a horizontal slash Sock manages to barely jump over it
"Wow how are you so good with that thing?"
"Well in my family it is tradition to learn the martial arts of swordsmanship"
"Hey the queer musketeers let's get going" Boxer shouts as he follows Scanty
Later on
"Hey guys look a motel can we rest here" Brief asked
"Yo this guy is like the best wingman, shit I think a place with a bible is good for me if I look at that Scinty girl I might die"
"It's Scanty"
"Dude don't say it like that it makes me feel like a messages"
"Misogynist"
"Yeah I mean I respect all walks and forms of bitches small, tall, fat, skinny, angels, demons I just want to spill my semen is that so hard to ask Sock?"
"Oh for that is the only known meaning of life pass on genes"
"Hey speaking of that you think we ever had kids and shit in a past life"
"Like you and me"
"Duhh no that wouldn't of happened"
"Well think about it we are always bonded together and shit we could of been a COUPLE OR SOMETHING EHHH YUCK"
"Dude if that was the case I made sweet love to your vag"
"Oh fuck you, how do you know I wouldn't have fucked you?"
"Truth is I asked god about out past lives"
"JESUS BOX I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO DO THAT"
"Ha it was funny turns out in a lot of them we banged and I mean A LOT LIKE OH BOY!"
"Oh fuck I can't believe in a past life I loved you"
"Don't get so mad in a few you fucked me"
Sock looked up cheery
"Really?"
"Sure you know I was tied up and you got on top and your tits like flapping and shit oh wow"
"...Fuck you"
"Oh I bet you are eager to just wait for our next life can't you see the pine wood fences with the happy dog and four kids!"
Dream sequence
"Honey I am home"
"Oh why hello Bonner I cooked up a stew...Doesn't seeing Jimmy and Russell playing outside seem so nice"
"What did you say you want to Russell my Jimmys" Bonner saying completely naked
Boxer interrupts this part by saying "Yeah then I would like not fuck you but make love with you passionate and shit then that funky porno music from the 70's, you know the babba babba boo wacka wacka"
"Just stop"
"Boxer and Sock in a different life up a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G"
"I DON'T WANT YOU TO FUCK ME AGAIN GET IT BOXER? NO MEANS NO"
Everybody in the group stared at them in confusion
A moment of silence happened
"NO I...I AM NOT GAY OR ANYTHING!"
"Homophobe" whispered Boxer toying with Sock
"Hey where is Scanty?" asked Boxer
"Uh *cough* she went to order rooms when you guys where...Talking"
Boxer began to cackle
"I am not sharing a room with you, you know"
"Oh I am counting on it not being the case"
"I can never win with you can I?"
They meet up with the demon sisters later on
"We have scheduled our rooms Boxer you are with Scanty and Sock you are with me and Brief" said Kneesocks
"Boxer whispered in Socks ear "I'm gonna beat that pussy up like beeyum beeyum beeyum beeyum beat the pussy up beat the pussy up!"
"You are lucky I like that song"
Scanty grabbed Boxers arms "Well how about we go and converse Boxy!"
"She is even calling me nicknames and shit!" he whispered again to Sock
"I can think of plenty of nicknames for you and I don't want to fuck you"
"Look Abigail I know we used to be something special but we can still be friends"
"Ew I was called Abigail?"
Later on
Sock was in bed sharpening his sword the lights were on
"So how is it going Kyle?"
"I am surprised you remember my real name"
"Can I tell you something Kyle?"
"Like what?
"A secret"
Sock was suddenly was intrigued by this he did think Kneesocks did look beautiful but didn't want to act on it as he thought his friend was already doing enough of that
"Yeah I can keep a secret" as he said this he had his eyes locked in to her
She went up to him and whispered
"I think I am in love with someone"
Sock was smiling but she didn't see
"Ohh?"
"I can't stop thinking about this man he makes me week"
"Really?"
"Yeah so can you ask Brief if he likes me?"
Sock instantly frowned and had a pain in his chest
"...Yeah...sure"
He gets out of bed and walks to the door
"Hey Kyle"
"Yeah?"
"Thanks"
He opened the door and knocked on Briefs room
"Hey Brief...Can we talk?"
No answer
"Strange"
He opens the door and walks in
"Hey Brief you there?"
Just then he notices the bathroom light is on Sock looks in he sees Brief looking in the bag with Panty's remains crying
"I will save you I-I Know you will come back...Come back"
"Jesus poor guy I am just gonna leave him to it" Sock said to himself
Sock walks back to his room and goes to lie in his bed sighing
"So" said Kneesocks
Sock was not paying attention
"Hey Sock?"
"Oh uh...Sorry"
"Well what did he say about me"
"I saw him with the pieces of that girl...He was crying looking in the bag"
"...Oh"
Kneesocks turned away looking at the wall covering herself with the blanket she started crying
Sock wanted to say something but thought it would of made it worse
In the other room
Scanty and Boxer were sitting in the one bed both cross-legged looking at each other
Boxer was in his Pyjamas while Scanty was in her nighty that was quite revealing
"So you sure you want to do this?" asked Boxer
"Yeah I never done it but...Sure"
"That is really brave" said boxer admiring her bravery
"OK in the count of three I show you mine and you show me yours"
"OK I think we can do this"
"OK...One"
Sweats came from both of them
"...Two"
They both grabbed the sheets eagerly
"...Three!"
They both grabbed something behind them and pulled it in front of their own chest
"OH MY GOD WE BOTH PICKED BLASTOISE!" Scanty shouted
"OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE A SHINY OH WOW I NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE"
Sock heard Scanty laughing but it sounded like moans to him
Sock got pissed Brief was sad so was Kneesocks, and Kneesocks didn't find him attractive all this kept going at him running through his head
"Fuck this"
"What is the matter Kyle" she said with mascara running down her face
"YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU AND FUCK SAVING THE WORLD FUCK IF I CARE HONESTLY AND FUCK YOUR SISTER TOO!"
"W-What?" She said confused
Sock inhaled like he was going to say something then exhaled
"I JUST NEED A WALK"
He left the room
She began to cry even more
Sock knocked on Scanty and Boxers room
"BOXER I KNOW YOU ARE THERE MAN...COME ON YOU FUCKING DICK"
Boxer opened the door
"Fuck what is your problem?"
"Look can we just have a talk and just go on a little walk"
"Now is not a good time Sock"
"Look I don't care know lets go"
Sock closed the door waiting on him
"What's the matter Boxy?
"Fuck if I know, ah Jesus" he said while putting on his shoes
"Don't take too long!"
"I won't, back in a minute sugar lumps"
"OK"
Boxer leaves the room
"What is your problem?"
Sock starts walking down the stairs and Boxer follows
"Hello Sock? Was it something I said?"
No response just walking
"Ok look if it is about the whole past life romance thing I didn't mean it as that can I go back to Scanty."
They kept walking
"Fuck what a drama queen you are"
"Listen ok I just need to go to the store ok"
"What the fuck do you need to go there for?"
Yet again no response
"Do you need Viagra or something?"
"Listen can I talk to you for real?" asked Sock
"Ehh ok about what?"
"Do you think we can actually do this?"
"Do what?"
"Save the world I mean do you know what happens if we fuck up?"
"Well I mean jeez I never thought it got to you like that"
"We used to be something in past lives now I made an innocent girl cry cause of my anger"
"W-what?"
They enter the store; Sock goes to the back of the store and grabs a steak
They walk up to the cashier
"Is that all sir?"
Sock grabs a pack of gum aswell and puts it on the desk
"Ok that will be $4.60"
Later on
They are sitting on sidewalk
"I am sorry Boxer" said Sock eating his Steak
"Hey it's ok man...Why is it steak though?"
"It just brings me back to when we were kids and stuff, like remember when Ma cooked it and spiced it up?"
"Yeah I remember, strange how Heaven is so different than here even though we would always come here"
"Yeah...Imagine that girl killing her own sister"
"I see it is working you up"
"Can you promise me to convince her to be good again?"
"Yeah I will"
Then suddenly *CRASH*
"Hey what the fuck was that?"
They both ready their fists
"Well hello" said a strange person
The boys turn around to see Stocking
"So let me get this straight god sent down to reject angels that are unworthy of their halos?"
"Listen Stocking I don't know you but please end this!" pleaded Sock
"Why should I!?"
"I saw Brief crying cause of Panty looking at the pieces"
Stocking looked down hard to say if she was feeling guilt
"You don't understand I have to do this"
"Why?"
"SOMETHINGS YOU JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN SAY TO STOP ME LET'S FIGHT!" She readied her Katanas
"So this is the Stocking girl that we heard about...Well you know I have Boxer gloves so it seems like unfair so you go ahead"
"What? How the fuck is that fair?"
"Look like Swords and shit is your forte I just beat peeps up"
"Typical"
Sock readied he Broadsword as he and Stocking walked in a circle *CLASH* as Sock clashed his sword in to hers she flew up and he turned his Sword in a bow he shot it three times rapidly she slashes the three of them like it was in slow motion she dove down and ran to Sock, Sock did the same *CLASH* they bounced back.
Sock noticed that blood was coming from his face as a huge slash appeared there the same happened to Stocking
"You are good real good...Hey give Brief this" She then threw a bag
Boxer grabbed it and looked inside
"Tell him I am sorry but I will not stop what I must maintain"
She threw a smoke bomb she then disappeared in the smoke
"Fuck Jesus look at that cut!"
"I don't feel good Box"
"Lets get you back"
Later on
*KNOCK* *KNOCK*
The door opens
"Oh my god what happened to you guys?"
"Long story we need to lay him down" Boxer said
Sock fell in to the bed
"Can you get the first aid kit in the bathroom Scanty?"
"Sure!" she ran in to the bathroom and got the first aid kit and came back
"Shit I am gonna tell Kneesocks and Brief"
Boxer left, Scanty got a towel and antibiotics and put it on his cheek
"God what happened?" asked Scanty
"Well I met that Stocking girl...Certainly is a free spirit"
"Oh did Boxer help"
He could of lied but why bother
"He said it wouldn't be fair"
"What double teaming?"
"No for him to hit her cause gloves would be difficult and swords are my forte"
She got a spray
"Really he would do that?"
"No offence but you knew him for about two days but I have known him for generations"
"But it feels like I knew him forever"
"Oh come on"
"OK are you ready for the spray, this will hurt"
"Sure"
She began to spray him, his fingers dug in to the mattress
"mmmm"
"Ok that is it over"
"Shit, at least I gave her the same cut"
"She is probably going through the same pain you are"
"Yeah"
She got a bit of cotton and alcohol from the mini fridge and put it on his face
"You know you are pretty smart"
"Necessity is the mother of inventions"
"What are your thoughts on Boxer?"
"I really like him"
"Yeah while we are finally talking I heard you having sex with him"
She began to laugh
"No we didn't I just laugh strange I gave him signs but he didn't want to"
"That must mean he respects you"
"Really do you think he like me?"
"Why do you like him?"
"As a friend"
"Then he knows that and is glad to be yours"
She got a bandage and put it on his face and kissed it better
"Thanks hey I am wondering do you want to just talk and stuff?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well I mean I feel I like you more than Boxer"
"Seriously?"
"I mean I love him and stuff he is my brother but I think I just need a break from him"
"I can understand that I get mad with my sister too"
"Doesn't look it...Hey I got a question"
"Yeah"
"Can I get a kiss?"
She laughed "Why you ask that?"
"I never been kissed before and I was just saving it for someone special and I think that is you"
"Ooohh alright sure you seem like a good enough hero ok"
She went in and locked her lips with his she slipped him her tongue he brushed her hair with his hands it went on for a minute she moved her face up and stared at his eyes
"I am guessing that nighty was to get something out of Boxer"
"True I wanted to get a legendary out of him"
"What?"
"Nothing"
"I can't look at your nighty I'm sorry
"Why?"
"I may end up with a worse accident"
"Maybe I want that accident to happen"
She then put her hand on his chest and lowered it and grabbed his thigh
"Oh well I guess a peek won't hurt"
Meanwhile
"And I punched her and saved Sock"
"Is he OK?"
"Yeah good thing I was there any way I am gonna see how he is"
"Ok Ciao"
Boxer left the room and walked down the hallway
"I hope I can get Sock out of there jeez, I mean I think I'm falling in love for the first time this girl is really special" he said in his mind
He was about to knock then he heard something he put his ear to the door
"OH GOD YES IT IS SO BIG YES YES!"
"Oh you fucking fuck" he said in a whisper
He then walked back to Socks former room he walks in and noticed Kneesocks reading a book
"Hey where is Sock?"
"Scanty needs to stay with him he is really hurt and she seems like the kind to help him"
"Do you know why he lashed out on me?"
"He is going through a lot he didn't mean it he even said he felt bad about it"
"I understand"
"Hey when Brief wakes up can you give him this?"
"Sure"
Boxer got into his bed and put the cover over his head and went to sleep
Meanwhile
Sock and Scanty were drinking, Sock had Jack Daniels and Scanty had some Cider they were both sitting on the bed
"Look it happens to the best of men"
"Can...Can we not talk about it?"
"I mean I got some pills and stuff"
"No it's just stuff running in my mind and stuff"
"Like what?"
"Saving the world and shit, trust me it's not you"
"That's ok hey do you smoke?"
"Nah but it won't have any bad effects...Never thought about it like that"
Scanty sparked the cigarette she inhaled and blew it out suggestively
"Maybe this will ease me"
Sock inhaled as well and took two more draws
"*cough* *COUGH* shit what is this?"
"Oh it's d-d-d-d-evill weeeed" everything became distorted
The next morning
Sock woke up with Scanty in his arms
"Holy shit that was amazing!"
"I knew that would help your impotence"
"You know now I feel calmer"
"Was that me or the weed?"
"Certainly you"
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* "Hey Sock we need a talk man!"
"*sigh* Hold on Scanty back in a sec you know him"
"Don't take too long"
Sock leaves the room and closes the door behind him to see Boxer
"Hey what's up?"
"What's up oh you know got kicked out of my own room and get my potential girl taking away from me"
"Look I think she just like me more, I mean how many times has this happened to me with you?"
"Ok listen we are gonna do this mission but from now on this is just business I will not talk to you"
"Oh ok so who are you going to talk to?"
"I don't need you man I got...Brief!"
"Eh what?" asked Brief as he was sitting on the stairs
"Hey Brief wanna be my new best friend?"
"Really, yeah sure!?"
"Yeah let's go talk to Kneesocks about all of us leaving"
"Alright"
Sock went back in to his room
"Seems like someone is jealous"
"You heard that?"
"Yeah"
Sock sat on the bed
"Did you know he liked me?"
"I thought maybe he had a crush he did go on about you but now he is pissed at me"
"What did he say about me?"
"Well he is a normal teenage boy with a *cough* in his words healthy adolescent sex drive"
Scanty began to laugh "Well I am flattered to say the least"
"Yeah just humour him"
"Alright, Well I suppose it is time to leave now"
They both leave the room and meet Boxer downstairs
Boxer ignores Sock and looks at Scanty "Why hello Scanty would you like to join us for breakfast"
Sock realises his place and sits down at the table with Kneesocks and Brief
"What is the deal with Boxer" asked Brief
"Just doing his usual thing" said Sock
Scanty and Boxer sit down, Scanty was about to sit next to Sock but Boxer slipped in the seat, Scanty then sat between Brief and Kneesocks
Boxer put his arms around Sock, a waiter came around
"What will you be ordering"
Everyone picked up the menus
"I will take the breaded chicken and sirloin steak medium rare with pepper and chips and mayonnaise"
"Ha you didn't even look at the menu I bet that shit isn't even on the menu"
"Well sir in fact it is" the waiter said
Boxer sunk down in his chair with embarrassment
"I will take the tuna sandwich" Brief said
"I and Scanty will have the fish" Kneesocks said
Scanty nodded
"I...I will have the omelette."
"...With what?"
"Just an omelette"
"Well it is not an omelette if-"
"Fuck ok with cheese and mushrooms or some shit"
The waiter took the menus "I will be right back"
"How did you know what was on the menu you fat fuck?"
"I didn't I took a guess as I knew you would make a scene that would ultimately back fire on you"
Boxer became silent
"Here you go ladies and gentlemen" The waiter said
"Shit that was fast" Boxer said
Sock began to eat the steak
"Oh Brief I almost forgot here is a bag I was meant to give to you"
"Really?"
Brief grabbed the bag and looked inside
"YES!"
"What is it?" Sock questioned
"More Panty Pieces did you guy collect them?"
Sock looked at Boxer in confusion "Boxer we need to talk"
They walked away Sock took the chicken with him in his hand
"Why are there pieces of the girl in the bag?"
"I don't know that samurai girl gave it to us in the fight"
"And you didn't say this to me earlier"
"Well I was but then you put your cock in my potential lady friend"
"Yeah about that"
"Oh about that fuck you I stopped talking to her so you can get your fucking heroine meat shit and I had a choice and I talked to you and shit and you fuck her"
"Look, first of why would she give the pieces of the girl SHE killed?"
"Fuck you"
"Now is not the time you fucking over compensating dick, you know you have a fucking Siegfried alpha male small cock syndrome"
"You watch your whore mouth"
"Why?"
"Cause one that should be my girl, why should you have her more than me?"
"Cause I fucking love her"
Boxer became silent
Sock turned around
"NO YOU DON'T!"
Boxer threw his fist to Sock's head
"You done fucked up now..."
Sock then did a whip kick to his side as Boxer grabbed it with both hands Sock then jumped with his other leg and kicked his face with it Boxer then fell
"No you guys need to stop!" Brief Pleaded
Boxer then proceeded to smack his two hand against Sock's head when he did it again Sock grabbed his hands and kneed him in the stomach then as Boxer fell and felt his stomach Sock then grabbed one of his arms with both of his hand backed up to him and judo threw him then put his knee to his back and pulled his arm
"HUENNG GET THE FUCK OFF ME" Boxer demanded
Boxer then grabbed a glass bottle then smacked Sock in his head, Sock fell off grabbing his head
Boxer then got on Sock's chest putting his knees to the beginning of his arms
"I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN AND YOU WILL BE SMITHEREENS" Boxer cried as he was about to release his built up hate on Sock
He then struck him several times left,right,left,right Sock's legs began to twitch
Boxer got up and spat his blood on to the ground he then walked away
"OH JESUS SOCK ARE YOU OK?" Scanty said worrying
Sock then stumbled up with Scanty helping
Sock left of a war cry and ran faster than a missile
Boxer turned his head slowly almost in slow motion
Sock speared him and they both crashed into the wall the wall fell as it succumbed to their strength and weigh
"WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE JERK OFFS JEOFRY" asked a big ghost with a chainsaw
"I don't know Zechial how about we kill these fucks for finding our secret base"
Boxer and Sock got up synchronised with their fists up at the ghosts
"YOU FUCKING CUNT WE WERE FIGHTING HERE AND YOU CUNT FUCKS HAD TO RUIN IT!"asked Sock
"AHHHHHHHH!" Boxer screamed filled with testosterone
Transformation scene
"From all things that destroy the equilibrium of life"
"Abandoned by the power of all thing holy"
"To exercise things that shall poison our brothers"
"GO FROM WONCE YOU CAME BOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY GLAK GLAK MOTHA FUCKKKAAAA"
"YOU THINK THAT IS GOING TO SCARE ME YOU FUCKING ANGELS I GOT A CHAINSAW LIKE A COCK I'LL CUT YOU IN HALF" said The chainsaw ghost with the hunchback and tiny arms
"...Wait hold up "Chainsaw like a cock?" asked Boxer
"Wait I fucked that up"
Sock shot two arrows one for both of his knees
The ghost dropped and looked at his legs
He looked at his left knee
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
He then looked at his right knee
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
Boxer then lunged at him with his right glove
*EXPLOSION* "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME I MADE MY MISTAKES LIFE GOES ON AS I AM FADING AWAY!"
The other ghost looked at them he had a two maces and a skinny body
"Yo you want to go motha fucka!" the ghost said jumping up and down flailing his hands side to side
"Your fucking face is hitler man...YOUR FUCKING FACE IS HITLER!" Boxer then lunged at him
The ghost dodged causing boxer to fall over a butcher table
Sock kicked the ghost in the knee then roundhouse kicked him in the face as the ghost fell in the sky the whole world went in slow motion but Sock wasn't, he then ran behind the ghost as it was falling
*SLICE*
He then ran to his legs
*SLICE*
Then to his arms
*SLICE*
Sock then put is sword in an upright position on the ground he then jumped on the counter then speared Boxer, Sock covered his whole body with his
*EXPLOSION* "FUUUUUUUUUUCK"
Sock shielded Boxer from the explosion the both got up and preceded to laugh
Scanty ran to Sock
"You're bleeding are you ok?"
"I have never felt better in all my life"
Sock and Boxer then walked out of the motel the group followed
"So what now?" asked Brief
"We follow those pieces how many you got now Brief?" asked Boxer
"Well about...474"
"We are close...But why would she give the pieces like that" Sock said to Boxer
"Could be a trap, maybe she is still good?"
"Maybe" Sock said
"...Maybe"
Next time on Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
"You don't understand Shoaw this is fucking urgent!"
"If ruining another pair of those girls hearts those girls that idolise you then it is not my problem Bishao!"