Nick Chrisler
RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS 5 FROM HUMBLE BEGININGS
This is our origin story. If you choose to read this then read it, but if not I really don't care. I just leave it up to you if you read their story.
It all started like this. I just ran away from green arrow, I was broke. I had to hitchhike all the way to this highway that nobody was on and got dumped on it. "Gee thanks! You %$# " I said getting up and watching the old ford that picked me up drive away. I walked past this old gas station in the middle of the night. A field was right next to the road. While I was walking I see a ball of fire getting closer, and closer, and… whole #%^! Duck! When I got up the fire ball got stuck in the gas station. Somehow the fire didn't burn the gasoline. When I stepped forward this long door slowly falls to the ground. This jeep drives past but hits the brakes. "What the #!# did I just see?" the guy said. Then stepped out of the vehicle. He was wearing a red helmet with a long grey jacket, a gray shirt with a red batman symbol, and black jeans. "What's going on here?!" he yelled. Then a woman stepped out of the ship, she had on a blue suit with long orange hair, and light orange skin. "Where am I?" she said. "Uh… earth" I said. Then she raised her hand that had a green glow to it with her eyes in the process. The guy with the red helmet and I raised our hands to show that we didn't want a war. "Are you an ally of enemy?" she asked. "What do you think we would say?" red helmet said. Then the green glow got stronger. And an alien stepped out behind her. "Stop star fire" it said. Then she stopped and helped him up. "So what's the story babe?" red helmet said. Then she gave him a look like 'if you say another thing ill destroy you'. Then she put him in the jeep and red helmet said "wow, wow, wow! Did I say you could put him in my jeep?" then he turned to me and said "and what are you suppose to be?" "Arsenal" I said hopping in the front seat. "Fine, I'm the red hood, but call me red" he said. Then we drove off.
While we were driving red said "so sweet heart, what's your story?" then the crippled alien said "this is star fire, she doesn't like you 'earthlings'" "I could tell" red said. "We came from a far galaxy, she found me on the setary moons where hope is lost. I need a special chemical found here. But as you can see my companion can't speak English, she only knows what I taught her. So will you help use?" the cripple said. "I don't have much of a choice do I?" red said. "Oh, and by the way she needs to make lip contact with one of you so she can speak more of this English" the cripple said. "What?!" red said. Then the girl in blue grabbed my face and kissed me then pushed me away. "So red head, do you ever shut up?" she said automatically. "He, he. I like her" red said. Then we all laughed.
When we went to this military base. Red said "so, here we are" "ya, let's go and get the cure" star fire said. "So this will help your legs?" I asked cripple. "Yes it will, let's go" cripple said.