Nick Chrisler
RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS 7, FROM HUMMBLE BEGININGS PART 3 BLACK FIRE'S FLAME!
At this point there was no choice but to surrender. So as we raise our hands a huge spaceship crashes through the wall bringing with it a storm of dirt. Then the door lowered slowly and reviled an alien that was similar to star fire but with long black hair. An army of aliens await at her beck and call. "Attack my army" she spoke and they did not hesitate. There was a stream of bullets and lasers. "Hello sister" the woman said. "Hello black fire, you're not bringing me back home!" star yelled. "I think I am, I always win" black fire said. "Then you haven't fought me yet" red said. Then black fire just shot him with a short blast that was kind of funny when you see him flop. "Owe, you, you madam are indeed… (Getting up)… are one powerful lady, I'll give you that. But that will not stop the red ho…" red started before he got blasted again. "Ok, that's annoying" red said. "I think I'll just chill on the floor for an hour" red said. "Well sister, let's go" black star said. "No I won't!" star said. "Fine, I'll just have to drag you on this ship like back home when you were little" black star said. But I grabbed a brick arrow and shot it at her face. Star slapped me and said "what are you thinking? That's my sister!" "Nice job kid" red said water falling a beer. "Where did you get that?" asked. "I always bring with me one or two in case I want to get hammered" red said. Then black fire stood up grasping her jaw. "You little…" she started but star started fighting her. This was the craziest and most even matches I've ever seen. It soon came down to both of them shooting lasers at each other. Red got up finally and asked "what's going on?" "Well, they have been fighting for like half an hour so… nothing much" I said. Then 3 aliens stopped in front of the fight and said "you can't help her" "how much are you willing to lose?" red said pulling out his pistols and shooting them like crazy. They started charging at us and all we could see was star being choked by black fire. Red had one shot at shooting black star non lethal before she kills star. So he aimed carefully while being pushed by a huge alien, and he got her in the shoulder. "AAAHHH!" she exclaimed as the bullet found its place. The threw star and red dropped a grenade down the aliens pants. "Don't blow your pants up bro" he said before kicking himself away right before the explosion. Then we grabbed star still breathing heavily and then star turned around and made an obscene jester with her middle finger at black fire before shooting a plasma blast at the alien gasoline tanks and we got out of there in a flash right before the explosion.
When we got back to the jeep the entire base was filled with fire. Red said coldly "come on lets go" and we sped away.
We stopped at this bar in the middle of the desert and hoped out; we looked like crap and needed a good drink. Star didn't know what one was but she was about to find out real fast. There was a guy in the front, real tough guy, real big mussels. "Hey, only angels in here" he said threateningly. "Then why are you here?" red asked right before slamming his head against the wall and entering the bar. It was filled with bikers with too many tattoos and blonds married to the bikers. We sat down at the counter, this was at about 6am and these people were looking for a fight. The area was dim, with a few cracks in the wall revealing glimpses of sunlight. "Hey beautiful, you aren't around these parts huh? (Spit)" I hear a biker say. "Three beers and no we are not from around here so mind your own god # %& business punk" red said in a cool, threatening voice. We got the beers and star drank it like those chug matches.
"Was I talking to you? So were you from?" he asked. "Well, I know you came from your moms penis, but I came barreling from hell" star said with a hiccup. Owe crap, she's wasted. "wello waiter… I mean hello hater, another beer, my buds will pay for it" star said. "Hey, did I say you could talk to me like that babe?" the biker asked. "If you talk to her like that again ill drive away with your penis tide to the back of me jeep" red said. "Look hotshot, everyone in this bar will help me beat the crap out of you so keep your mouth shut" the biker warned. "Well get some more pals and well make it even alright cupcake?" red asked and turned around back to his drink. The biker grabbed his shoulder, spun him around, and red dodged a punch that went through the counter. Red head butted him. Kicked him away, grabbed a menu and tossed it at his face saying "hold this will ya?" and punched his face through it. Then another came around at him. Star was about to get up but I stopped her. He grabbed a table, put it in the middle of each other, and grabbed his head and slammed it through the table. Red turned and slammed his fist into a bikers face and caused a K.O. then he pulled out his pistol (1) and shot in the air, scaring the others off.
We got out of the bar, well I pretty much carries star out and she was saying stuff like "we'll look who got to second base" or "go horsy go!" red came out with the guy, he dragged him from a rope that was hanging from his pants, tied it to the back of the jeep, hoped in, and drove 20 miles before going back and dropping him off in pain and fear, but mostly pain and suffering.
Star was singing 'starry night' all the way till we got to this building with a huge red face on the front. "Home, sweet home" red said. Then he opened the back door, grabbed star, and carried her to the building until we got inside and then he dumped her on the couch. "Is that how you treat your dates? Pathetic!" star screamed. "I want chocolate NOW!" star yelled for half an hour until she passed out. Then red fell asleep leaning on the wall next to the 1989 style TV. I fell asleep near the door, and that's how we first met.