Nick Chrisler
RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS 8 TRIP TO CHINA PART 1: NIGHT OF THE OWLS
This is how we come to be in china. Red wanted to see what jobs we could do there and star was too busy packing all of her cloths to wait for our decision. So we stole a 'Wayne enterprise' plane that red got us. When we got on star for the first time looked like a gangster. Red is wearing a suit, and I'm wearing a sideways hat with ruffled clothes. When we got on the private jet red ordered some Champaign, well actually 5. 3 for star. She was so wasted it was annoying. She kept grabbing my hat and wearing it like how I was and mocking me all the time like "hey ladies, wanna see my arrow?" or "waddup playas, I'm arsenal and my arrows and go through targets like scissors through paper!" red couldn't stop laughing. When we got there we walked into a limo. "Wow rich boy, my momma told me not to go (hiccup) into cars with strange men. Even if there was chocolate" "just get in" I said.
When we got to the hotel, it was 9pm. We all had separate rooms but had keys to each other's rooms. And we all had to share the same bathroom. Why china? Why? Star has diarrhea when she drinks! I don't want to take a leak and smell that. So I did what any other, as china puts it 'American' would do. I had two other options, pee out the window, or use my ice bucket. Ice bucket it is. When it was about 11pm star came in still wasted and said "come on, let's go to second base" "what are you talking about…" I started but she kissed me.
Red didn't know, heck he didn't care if we were together. For all he knew we were at 6th base. So it didn't bother him.
When we got a deal from a politician we were suppose to kill the leader of the owls. This was going to be one of our most dangerous jobs yet but for 10,000,000 ill jump off the Grand Canyon for! So we tracked them down to an old storage warehouse. "We are being watched my brothers, we need to be more careful!" one of them said. "Careful, sure, careful. It's not like we spent our life's learning how to be 'careful' or anything idiot!" another said. The rest laughed. "You better watch what you say, I spent 7 years learning and I already found you dip$%^#s" red said. Then he kicked one of them and said "take me to your leader" "I'll make a meeting for you in hell!" one of them said before pulling out this weird metal owl claw. The rest did the same. Then they were swiping at reds face like crazy. Star was blasting them like crazy but more came. And then a black van smashed through the wall, I've seen this van before, but where? Then I remembered. The general. A bunch of soldiers came out of everywhere but were no match for the owls. "You said a 'politician' said he'd give you 10,000,000 dollars right?" I asked. "Yeah" red said with a guilty, confused face. "And he asked you to kill the leader of the owls" star asked. "Yeah" red said. "Would this politician be the general?" I asked. "Perhaps" red said. "Did you know?" star asked. "Not a clue" red said. "Ok, I believe you" I said pulling out three arrows and headed to the battle. "I don't right now but I might later, I'm mad at you though" star said. After a while we quickly realized this battle is bigger than all of use, this is ww3! China was against America, Russia was fighting Europe, and Japan is just there. After the battle moved into the heart of china, the justice league came to straighten this out. But were unsuccessful in stopping it. So they started using brute force. Where the battle was now a waste land filled with lost souls. "This is sad" star said. Then red started praying, praying for the souls to find their place and go home. Star and I never knew red as a christen, I mean he did dress up as a priest to save me from prison, but he never prayed in front of us before. "…in Jesus name we pray, amen" he said and stood up. Star hugged him, and for the first time since we ever met, he hugged back. Then red said "come on, we got a job to do" "what?" star asked letting go. "We gotta kill the general and explain our position to the night owls" red said. Then we walked through the valley of death to the general.