Nick Chrisler

RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS 9 TRIP TO CHINA PART 2: KILL THE GENERAL

There was no end to that battle field. When we finally got to where the fight was there was ninjas and men in black suits all place. Then we saw 3 black trucks filled with men and guns shooting through the cracks in the vans. "Ok, I'll take the vans, you guys take the rest" red said running while pulling his pistols out. "You heard him star" I said. And ran into the gun smoke.

When the battle was over, we decided to look for red. After 4 minutes of looking, we found him. He fractured his arm and was clutching it. "How's it going?" I asked. "Peachy, how's the fight?" red asked. "Over, can't find the general though" I said. "Owe, he's right here actually" red said pulling a black eyed, duck taped general crying. "So what do you want to do with him?" red asked. "Let's cut off his balls!" star said. "Well, he did kill millions of innocent people. So let's do it" red said.

When we left him he was actually begging us to shoot him. "Well, that went quickly, so we came to china for nothing?" I asked. "Yep, well at least we got to start a war" red said shoving me. "Boys will be boys" star said with a hopeless voice. Then we all had are arms around each other as we walked away.

It's hard to imagine a life without these knuckleheads. Now that I pack my stuff to get back home, I realize that these guys are the best dame guys ever.