Me: I really want one of those strawberry cheese cake ice cream popsicles right now.
Ghai: Too bad, I ate them all
Me: :'( but those were mine.
Ghai: Too slow, sucks for you
Me: GET ME MORE
Ghai: *Walks away
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Naruto came out from his room and headed towards the kitchen. Sasuke was eating something he found in the fridge while trying to read his book that was for English class. Naruto came inside the kitchen and started stretching out his arms over his head. "Mmg-waah," Naruto yawned.
Sasuke glanced at Naruto then went back to his book. "Morning Sasuke."
"Morning idiot."
Naruto "glared" at Sasuke. "Don't call me that!"
"Dobe."
"Or that."
"Usuratonkachi."
"Or that."
"Shor-"
"UGH! No names."
"Hn"
Naruto mumbled,"Kill joy," and opened up the fridge. Naruto looked up and down and was moving everything on the shelves.
"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked as he saw Naruto's butt shake up and down while he was trying to find something.
"I'm looking for my chocolate cake. I put it on the top shelf yesterday night." He said inside the fridge.
Sasuke glanced down at his plate and then went back to staring at Naruto. Sasuke was eating Naruto's cake. "Naruto I'm-"
"That was the last piece of chocolate cake from the bakery that just closed down a couple of blocks away. Man, it was my favorite!" Naruto said as he was about to close the fridge.
Sasuke didn't want Naruto to get mad at him, so Sasuke quickly hid the plate of chocolate cake on the chair next to him. Sasuke cleared his throat. "Maybe Kyuubi ate it."
"That bastard." Naruto mumbled as he closed the fridge. Naruto walked up to the table and was about to sit down. "Wait, I put it there yesterday night though and Kyuubi's still sleeping." Naruto said.
Sasuke gulped. "What about your mom and dad?"
"Can't be them, they were on a business trip yesterday and they're coming back tomorrow."
"Crap, I forgot about that." Sasuke mumbled to himself.
"What?" Naruto asked.
"Nothing." Sasuke said a little too fast.
Naruto stared at Sasuke for a second and then sat down on the seat.
Splat
Naruto felt something squishy on his pants. Sasuke face palmed himself. 'Dang it, I forgot about the cake on the seat."
"What the hell did I just sit on?" Naruto asked confused while he smeared his pants around it more.
Squish Squish Squish
Naruto stood back up and looked down on the seat. A plate fell off of his bottom. Naruto's eyes widened. The plate was covered with brown frosting and a bit of the cake. Naruto took two of his fingers and scraped off some of the stuff on his pajamas and put it in his mouth. 'A piece of chocolate cake' he thought. Naruto stared at the plate again for a few seconds and then heard footsteps getting quieter and quieter very slowly. They belonged to Sasuke. Sasuke was trying to sneak away from Naruto.
"Sasuke." Naruto said as he turned towards Sasuke.
"Damn not fast enough," Sasuke thought.
(1 minute later)
"What the hell Sasuke, you could've just told me you ate it!"
"Well, I was but you said it was your favorite and I didn't want you to get mad."
"Now I'm madder! You ate the last piece of my favorite cake and you wrecked my favorite pajamas!"
"Sorry Naruto, I'll get you another pair of pajamas and I'll ask the guy if he could make you another cake."
"How, the bakery closed down."
"I'll call the baker."
Naruto pouted then sighed. "Fine, but your cleaning this off." Naruto said as he pointed to the cake that was still attached to his pajamas.
"How, it's stained."
"Lick off all the cake, I'm wasting food." Naruto said as he crossed his arms.
Sasuke sighed and said, "Fine." Sasuke went behind Naruto and bent down so that his face was near his ass. 'God, why am I even doing this? Oh yeah, or else he'll ignore me for a week, like last time…. '
"I'm waiting." Naruto said.
Another sigh from Sasuke. Sasuke leaned towards the cake and started licking it lightly. Naruto shivered from the touch. Sasuke looked up and could see a faint blush on Naruto's cheeks, or whatever part he could see from behind him. He started smirking. Sasuke started licking and biting at the cake. Naruto felt everything through his pants and started to moan and whimper.
Footsteps were coming from the stairs, but Naruto and Sasuke were too busy to hear them. "Naruto, you guys are too loud in the morning." Kyuubi mumbled as he rubbed his eyes and yawned. Naruto and Sasuke still didn't hear him. "Did you guys make any- OH MY GOD!" Kyuubi exclaimed when he looked at Naruto and Sasuke.
"Do that in your room, not the kitchen!" he said as he covered his eyes.
Naruto jumped as he heard his older brother's voice. "K- Kyuubi, when did you come down stairs?"Naruto asked. Sasuke stopped licking Naruto.
"Just now, but Sasuke, can you molest my brother in his room? Please?"
"Sure."
Both Uzimaki's blushed.
"Sasuke!" Naruto exclaimed
"What? Your brother asked me to." And with that, Sasuke got up, picked up Naruto, threw him over his shoulder, and walked upstairs to Naruto's room.
"Ugh, I don't want breakfast anymore." Kyuubi mumbled as he plopped down onto the couch and turned on the t.v, trying to get the images of his brother and Sasuke out of his head.
Me: Wow, this was really long.
Ghai: I'm back
Me: YES! Did you get the popsicles!?
Ghai: Yeah, but first sit down.
Me: Okay! *happily sits down
Ghai: *ties Crissy to chair
Me: What are you doing?
Ghai: *gets out popsicles
Me:*drools
Ghai: *eats them one by one in front of her.
Me: NOOOO
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