Me: Okay, so I've been OBSESSED with reading those auto correct texts lately. They're so funny!
Ghai: I love those ones and the wrong number ones.
Me: Lol I've been reading those too
Ghai: Anyways, let's start the story!
Me: Okay, okay
Disclaimer: Yeah umm, I don't own Naruto
Sasuke was studying for a math quiz inside of his room. He was supposed to be hanging out with Naruto, but Naruto said he was going somewhere, so he went to his own house to sulk, but ended up studying.
Sasuke heard his text chime coming from his phone that was on his desk. He looked at the phone for a second, trying to decide if he'd look at the text or not. Sasuke opened it anyways. The text was from Naruto.
"Oh, so now you wanna talk to me?" Sasuke muttered as he took off his black, thick framed glasses.
Text From Naru: Hey Sasuke
'Hey' Sasuke replied back and put his phone back down on the desk. Sasuke grabbed his coffee cup and was about to drink, but got interrupted by the chime again.
He picked his phone back up.
Text from Naru: Duuude, you're not going to believe what happened at Kiba's
Sasuke lifted one eyebrow, coffee still in hand.
'What happened' He replied
Sasuke started to drink.
Text from Naru: So me and Kiba were in his room right; I was on his bed drinking his cock-
Sasuke did a spit take with his coffee and dropped the mug on his clothes. "Shit!" he screeched as he began to take his shirt off and tried to dry his homework and textbook. When he finished, he picked the phone up slowly and began to read the rest of the text.
And so when the cock was in my mouth I started shaking it slowly, but then when I moved my head up and down really fast it exploded EVERYWHERE!
Sasuke was gripping his phone so hard that it almost broke. His mind was thinking about a billion plans on destroying a guy named Kiba.
His phone chimed again.
Text from Naru: And so Kiba got all mad at me because I made a mess and his bed was all sticky, but it was totally awesome and I really wanna do it again!
Sasuke was three seconds away from throwing his phone at the wall and jumping out his bedroom window.
Sasuke calmed down a little and replied.
'NARUTO WTF. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING AT INUZUKAS' he sent in all caps
Text from Naruto: Duude Sasuke calm down. It was funny.
'You drinking Kiba's cock is funny to you?'
Sasuke was mad. He was mad at Kiba, but he was furious at Naruto. Was their relationship just a joke?
Text from Naru: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AND NO! I meant coke, I swear! Doing that to Kiba would be gross.
Text from Naru: Coke not cock! Stupid auto-correct.
Sasuke felt so relieved. He sat back down on his chair and started texting back
'It better have been auto correct.'
Text from Naru: It was.
'So, Naruto…'
Text from Naru: What?
'Wanna do that thing you did with be with me?'
Text from Naru: Coke or cock?
'The second choice.'
Text from Naru: ;) Okay, I'll be heading towards yours. I'll be there in ten minutes.
And with that, their conversation ended.
Today, Sasuke got scorched by burning coffee, ruined his t-shirt and pants, ruined his textbooks, almost broke his phone, but in return he's getting an amazing blowjob by a stupid idiot named Naruto.
It was worth the pain
Me: and done with this chapter!
Ghai: You just somehow made those texts sound lame
. -.
Me: You were doing so good not insulting me, what happened
Ghai: Okay, not insulting you is impossible
Me: Why?
Ghai: Because you're…. you
Me: You are so nice to me -.-
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