YES! Ghai's on vacation. That means no insults towards me for the next week!

Text from Ghai: Your stuck at home, I'm in New York, who do you think is more happy right now?

:'(

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

(Naruto was spending the night at Sasuke's house.)

"Mm, S'suke." Naruto mumbled as he searched for the warm blob that was sleeping next to him before. "Sasuke?" Naruto asked when he patted the empty sheets. He opened his eyes slowly to reveal that the warm blob, a.k.a Sasuke, wasn't in the bed.

"Must- find Sasuke." Naruto mumbled as he sleepily got up from the bed.

"Oh, the shower's on. He's probably in the bathroom. "Naruto walked into the bathroom and took off all his clothes. "Morning Sasu," He said as he stepped into the shower.

The person's back in front of him tensed up at Naruto's voice. Naruto hugged the person's waist. "Why didn't you wake me up earlier?" He asked. Naruto licked and nipped "Sasuke's" earlobe and started kissing down his neck.

He heard slight chuckling from in front of him. "What are you laughing at, Teme?" Naruto asked as he licked the figure's shoulder blades. "Whoa, did you get taller? I'm at your shoulders now; I used to be at your eyes. What the heck man, did you had a growth spurt over night?!"

"Sorry to say this, Naruto, but I'm not Sasuke."

Naruto stared confused. "What, yeah you are. I'm not that stupid to know my own boyfriend's name."

"I'm Itachi."

Naruto looked wide eyes as the figure turned around to reveal that he was Sasuke's older brother.

"UWAAHHH!"

Sasuke heard Naruto scream and heard a loud thud. "Why is he so loud in the morning?" He asked himself while rubbing his temple.

Sasuke saw a naked idiot fall down the stairs and scramble into the kitchen. Naruto wrapped a towel on his waist. Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "What happened?" He asked sort of amused as he continued to eat his cereal.

"Your- brother." Naruto answered breathlessly.

"What?" Now Sasuke was confused. What did Itachi do now?

On cue, Itachi, also only wearing a towel around his waist, walked down the stairs to the kitchen.

"Actually, this had nothing to do with me; I was just taking a shower when your cute boyfriend walked in and started molesting me."

Sasuke stood up from the chair, making it tip over. "You what?" Sasuke asked Naruto with a glare.

"I-it was an accident. I thought he was you! He was in your bathroom and you weren't in bed!" Naruto replied.

"Why were you in my bathroom?" Sasuke asked Itachi.

"Because, otouto, my bathroom doesn't have a Naruto in it." Itachi replied as he hugged Naruto around the waist and kissed the top of his head. Naruto yelped, squirmed out of Itachi's grasp, and hid behind Sasuke.

"Hahaha, I'm going to finish my shower now." Itachi said as he headed towards the stairs.

"Do it in your own room!" Sasuke shouted at him.

Sasuke picked up the chair and sat on it, continuing to eat his cereal.

"Let's pretend that that didn't happen." Naruto suggested.

"Hn." Sasuke said in agreement.

"Hey Sasuke,"

"Hm?"

"Your brother's pretty hot."

Another Uchiha spit take! (with cereal ;) )

Don't deny that Itachi actually looks good!

Lol, thanks for reading this chapter!