Me: Man, so my sister took my laptop for the day and I decided to update my drabbles stuff, so I've been writing this on my phone for SO long. Who knew texting would take forever.. well not really texting, but yeah

Ghai: So basically you're complaining about how much time this took because you were too busy doing lame things instead of typing the story on the computer when you had it and since you just missed your chsnce, so you had to type it on your phone?

Me: dont forget that Im also using as an excuse for typos and punctiation!

GHai: *rubs temples*

disclaimer: Me no no own Naruto

The Namikaze's were having a... peaceful dinner over at the Uchiha's. Mikoto and Kushina were talking about how their sons' relationship was so cute and other things mom talked about while Minato and Fugaku were just talking.

The four boys sat on the extra table the Uchiha's pulled out out of now where and were talking about their hair... Yeah, know one knew why, but they were.

"Sasuke you call my hair weird, but have you ever seen yours? Yeah, it looks like a duck's ass." Kyuubi replied to Sasuke's earlier comment. Sasuke said that it was weird that Kyuubi's hair randomly grew longer at the side of his head. ( So i picture Kyuubi's hair like Naruto's/ spiky and just below his ears, but on the front inner sides Kyuubi has hair that reminds me of girls extentions that go up to his chest.)

Naruto kicked Kyuubi lightly under the tsble, warning Kyuubi to not go to that topic, while Itachi put his head in his hand, shaking it at Kyuubi.

"What, it's true." Kyuubi said as he took a bite of his salmon.

"At least my hair doesn't look like a girl's hairstyle." Sasuke retorted back.

"Hehehe, you know what reminds me of girls hair, Neji's." Naruto budded in, trying to keep Sasuke and Kyuubi from argueing, again. Everytime all four of the lm hang out, Sasuke and Kyuubi end up argueing over something stupid, even if they were just joking around.

somewhere in Konoha, Neji sneezed.

Itachi smirked at that. "That's true."

"Oh like you could talk, Itachi. You have girl hair too. You just tie it up and hide it under your jacket." Kyuubi said.

Sasuke and Naruto smacked their heads. Nobody makes fun of Itachi's hair. No one. Not even if Kyuubi and Itaxhi were dating.

"Well at least I have hair down there." Itachi said. ( Oh all you you pervs out there know what I'm talking about ;))

Kyuubi's face turned as red as his hair. "I-I shaved them off like once and you said you liked it!"

Naruto choked on his food. "Too much information." he said between coughs. Sasuke hit him on the back repeatively

"Can you not talk about your love sessions while I'm eating." Naruto said to thr two older guys.

"How come, Naruto. Does it sound weird to hear about the hours of hot, passionate time me and Itachi spend together?"

Naruto started to blush. Kyuubi had a little glint of evil in his eyes. Kyuubi turned his head towards Imtachi and he just looked at Kyuubi like he was crazy. Kyuubi raped the Uchiha's mouth, which was also occupied a walnut from the salad Itachi was eating. Kyuubi stole the walnut from Itachi's mouth and put it in his. Kyuubi broke the kiss and showed the walnut to Naruto teasingly.

Naruto was even more red than before. "Oh yeah, I can beat that." Sasuke said to Kyuubi, challengingly.

"Huh?" was all that slipped out of Naruto's mouth before Sasuke started exploring him. Naruto started to moan as Sasuke's tongue dsnced with his. Kyuubi started to clear his throat when the whole room went silent. Naruto broke apart from Sasuke, panting, blushing the brightest color of red he could turn when he saw all eyes in the house on him. His mother and Mikoto were squealing together while the dads were just looking at Naruto angrily for disturbing their oh-so peaceful dinner.

"I-it wasn't me!" Naruto said.

THE END

Me: Okay, okay, so this wasn't my best. i koww. i didn' t have any inspirstion fot this one, but I got in a horribly described make out scene. Oh yeah, the parents didn't catch Kyuubi and Itachi kissing and Itachi is the seme in their relwtionship!

Ghai: and i'm back from New york. Now you dont havr to just tslk to boring old crissy alone!

Me: I'm finally growing immune to your insults -.-

Ghai: I never even started to insult you yet.

Me: Oh joy T.T

thanks for reading thsis one. please review and happy national origami day and veterans day.

Yeah origami day is real.

Byee!