Me: Alright, so in the description i DID say that I'd write a lemon one day and... this one's not it.

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Pysch!

Here's my first smut writing... i guess

Ghai: you should have written one before.

Me: Shhh

Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto

"Sasuke, I'll be right back, I'm gonna wash up!" Naruto exclaimed as he backed out of the tent, holding some soap and a towel.

"And I should care because?" Sasuke asked, burying himself deep into his navy blue sleeping bag. The two ninjas just got done with a mission and were camping out because it was too late to head towards Konaha. We should have just rented a room in Suna or something. Sasuke complained to himself.

"Geez, I was just letting you know Teme." Naruto grumbled, zipping the tent back up.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and closed them, trying to fall asleep.

(10 minutes later)

Oh Kami, one of those dreams again. He thought forcing himself awake. He was having a wet-dream about non other than the most obnoxious boy from Konoha, Naruto. Can't have one of those when he's so close.

Sasuke looked around the tent noticing that Naruto wasn't back yet. "How long does it take from him to wash up anyways?" The tent was exceptionally dark inside. The only source of light was from a barely lit oil lamp. Sasuke heard the sound of the tent slowly unzip. "Sasuke," He heard a slow, low whisper coming from the tents opening.

Sasuke glanced towards the entrance."What took you so..." He stopped mid sentence after noticing the blonde. Naruto's hair was drenched, his body a little damp. The water from his hair trickled down his smooth, tan skin. Naruto was wearing only a loose white towel around his waist. A smirk came to his face. Naruto crawled into the tent and very close to Sasuke's erected private part from the dream earlier.

"My, what have we here?" Naruto said in a low, seductive voice. he scooted closer to Sasuke.

"Naruto, what are you doing?" Naruto's hand crept to the top of the sleeping bag and slowly pulled it down, revealing Sasuke's black shorts and the tent his erection made. "D-dobe quit messing around." Sasuke tried to say in a serious voice."

Naruto ignored him. "What led you to getting this?" Naruto asked, poking the erection with one of his fingers.

Sasuke stifled a moan.

Naruto smirked again and brought his hand to the seam of Sasuke's shorts, digging one of his fingers under"Was it Sakura?" Naruto pulled down both Sasuke's shorts and boxers, exposing his member. Sasuke gasped.

"N-no,"

"It wasn't? Then what about Ino?" Naruto grabbed the member with his index finger and his thumb and stroked it at a torturous pace once and stopped. Sasuke moaned.

What's wrong with him right now?!he would never do this... sadly."It wasn't."

Naruto sighed. "It wasn't?" He gripped onto Sasuke's member with all of his fingers and began to stroke it again. "Then maybe Hinata?" Naruto chuckled again. "If it is, Neji would kill because of that. Sasuke groaned. Sasuke shook his head 'no'. "Really? Then who were you dreamng about Sasuke? Was it even a girl." Sasuke shook his head again.

"Oh. Then was it actually Neji?" Naruto rubbed his thumb on the tip of Sasuke's member. Precum squirted out.

"Mm,"Sasuke groaned. "N-no."

Naruto sighed again. "Can't you just give me a hint?" He said in a low voice again, making Sasuke shiver. "Is he from Konoha?" Sasuke nodded."From the rookie nine?" Sasuke nodded again.

Naruto began to pump him again, a little faster than before. "It was Kiba, wasn't it?" Naruto lowered his hand to the base of the member and gave the side of the erection a very slow, long lick.

"Aah!" Sasuke moaned, trying to buck up, but Naruto didn't allow him. "I-it wasn't.

"It couldn't be Shino or Chouji either,I'm guessing?" Naruto asked, taking the throbbing member into his mouth and giving it a hard suck.

"Mm, it wasn't!" Sasuke basically screamed.

"Was it Shikamaru?" he said around Sasuke's cock. Sasuke shivered

"N-no!"

Naruto stopped moving and lifted his head up. "So if it's not any of them, was it me you were thinking of?"

Sasuke didn't respond. Naruto licked him again at his torturous pace. "Yes!Okay, yes! It was you. I always have been thinking of you for the longest time. It's always been you Naruto!"

"Naruto smirked and lowered his head back down and began to suck him off again. Naruto licked around the tip and back down to the base. "Mm, Naruto!" Sasuke moaned. Naruto pumped the erect member as he sucked on the tip.

"Sasuke," Naruto moaned. "Mm Sasuke" The vibrations made Sasuke shiver more. "Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke." Naruto began to call his name louder.

"OI SASUKE!" Naruto basically screamed into his ear. The light from the oil lamp was out and he couldn't see anything. Sasuke lifted up his sleeping bag and felt around, noticing that his pants were still on and that Naruto wasn't out of character(sadly).

Sasuke groaned in annoyance. "What!?"

"You okay?" Naruto asked him, flashing a flashlight on and misunderstanding what Sasuke was dreaming about. Apparently he thought that Sasuke was having a nightmere. All he could hear was groaning and mumbling.

"Get that light out of my face dobe." Naruto turned off the light. "When did you get back inside?"

"Two minutes ago. The whole entire time I tried to wake you up though. You kept mumbling 'no' or 'it wasn't" Naruto said attempting to impersonate Sasuke's voice.

"I'm okay."

"Okay then. I'm going to sleep. wake me up when you wake up."

Sasuke nodded and tried to go back to sleep, disappointed and hard.

Me:Well, that was weird to write

Ghai: -.- Couldn't you have made ita happy ending for Sasuke at last

Me: What more do you want from me!

Thanks for reading this chapter and PLEASE tell me what you thought of it. I am not veryuse to writing things like... this, so tell me if you thought it was good or not. Thanks

and bye!