NOO! I left you guys with a horrible stupid last Drabble with a very bad cliff hanger. Maybe these last two don't really count as drabbles … I don't , don't ask me. I write these in about 30 minutes. I feel really bad about leaving it like that though… and the ending is really stupid, so don't be disappointed and hopefully you enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Naruto didn't come back into the room that night. Sasuke was slightly worried. 'Why should I be worried,' He thought,' I don't remember doing anything that Naruto would find bad.'

It was around 7:30 AM the next day. Sasuke was sitting up against his bed's headboard staring at the door. 'Should I go downstairs and check on him?' he asked himself. The whole time he's been up he thought of Naruto. Questions like" Should I just ask Kiba" or "what did he find?" kept popping up in his head. Before he could even register what he was doing, Sasuke had the house phone in his hand and was dialing Kiba's cell phone number.

"Hello?" Sasuke heard Kiba's voice, snapping him out of his daydreaming. Fuck.

"Hey." He answered.

His only response was silence, well for about 5 seconds. "Sasuke? Oh I thought that Naruto would be the one calling. He was pretty annoyed last night." Sasuke could hear holding in a bit of laughter on the other end. Sasuke raised his eyebrow. "Well, what can I do for you princess?"

Oh fuck it. "Do you know why Naruto's mad?" Sasuke asked bluntly, feeling his pride crawl away in the corner.

"BWAHAHA!" Kiba bursted out laughing. Sasuke winced and pulled the phone slightly away from his ear.

"So that means you do?" Sasuke questioned.

"Ah aha, I feel bad for you. See you later." Kiba said and quickly hung up.

Sasuke just stared at the phone. What. The Heck. Sasuke put the phone back down. "Freaking useless Inuzuka." He mumbled and slowly crept towards the door. Sasuke stuck his head out of the room to see if Naruto was around. He could hear clanking from the bottom of the stairs and the t.v speakers. "Surprise, surprise, the dobe is already awake

Sasuke headed down the hallway towards the stairs. "I'm going to be the next Hokage dattebayo!" Sasuke heard come from the t.v. He's watching that one ninja show.

"Ughh! Why does ramen take so long to cook?" He heard Naruto ask. "Someone should invent a way to make water boil in thirty seconds. Naruto said before the sound of the home phone ringing echoed throughout the house. "Yeah, yeah I heard you on the first ring. I'm coming. " Sasuke heard shuffling of feet. "Hello." Silence "What he did! No way!" More Silence. Sasuke began entering the living room. Naruto had his backed turned away from him and Sasuke stood a couple feet behind him. "No I feel bad now. What do I do? Can I just act like I'm still mad Kiba? Help!"

"Act like you're still mad?" Sasuke asked Naruto. Naruto gasped and dropped the phone, turning around to face the Uchiha.

"When did you get down here?"

"Just now."

Naruto picked up the phone and hung it up. "What did you mean by 'act like I'm still mad' Naruto?"

Naruto walked towards the kitchen. "Oh look my water is boiling."

"Naruto."

Naruto opened his ramen packet and put it in the water. He walked over to the trash by the sink to throw away the wrapper. Sasuke followed.

"Naruto," He called again. Naruto attempted to escape, but Sasuke pinned him down by the sink. "What do you mean by act? Were you just pretending?" Sasuke asked him.

"N-no… I was mad at you, but it wasn't… per say your fault exactly.

"… you mean I was up for half of the night and bother the whole morning because of something you were mad at me about that wasn't my fault?"

"…yes."

"And what was it exactly Naruto?" He asked, leaning closer and closer to him. " Naruto looked away. "Naruto," he growled.

"Well, um, you see. In a fanfiction I was reading you left me for Sakura and let me get raped by Orochimaru and so I saw you and I got mad because I forgot that it wasn't real life…"

Sasuke just stared at Naruto. Don't hurt me Sasukeeee! "… You mean to tell me that you got mad at me because of a fanfiction?

"…yes?"

Sasuke untrapped him and stood for a second. You could hear the water bubbling and the t.v show playing in the background. "Sasuke?" Sasuke looked at Naruto and shook his head and rolled his eyes. He turned around, back towards Naruto and headed towards the front door.

"Dobe…" He said while leaving and sighing.

Naruto ran after him. "Sasukeeeeee!"

XxX Yeah I know. Reaaaallly really dumb, but I wanted to get it over with. I mean, you were waiting for the update for months. Soorrry again for the wait.

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