A.N.: Thanks to Totes-RANDERP and Dj freaksta (guest) for sending in a review. I'm also including two of my friends as hosts, one of which has an account. She and my other friend (who doesn't have an account ) are also Hetalia fans, the fanfictioner (as I will call the people of ) being the one to introduce us to the fandom. Reviews are welcome!

Jade had just sat down after the room and Prussia and Austria had disappeared when Trez Black and Amy Green came in. Trez was wearing a dark grey shirt, jeans and black boots. Her black hair was cut short, reminding Jade of when Hungary was younger. Amy was wearing a very pale green dress with very pale green ballet pumps to match, her brunette hair flowing down her back. Jade grinned.

"Hey, nice to see you guys!" she greeted, bringing confusion to everyone but Jade, Trez and Amy.

"I'm sorry, who are they?" Ali asked, puzzled.

"Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention Trez and Amy were coming to help us host." Jade explained. "I thought I'd told you already…Oh well, at least you know now!"

"So how many dares and/or truths did we get?" Amy asked.

"We got one dare from Totes-RANDERP and one from a guest who goes by the name of Dj freaksta."

"Well, let's get started!" Harriet exclaimed.

"Okay, so Totes-RANDERP says: DAAAAAAAAARES: Italy: *whispers into his cute adorable ears*-you know what? We'll let her tell Italy that one herself. Anyways: Rrromano! *totally rolled the 'r's*: ¡KISSU ESPAÑA! England: take off the dress, get into a pirate outfit: your choice love *totes British* And so are we! Well, all except for Trez – she's Polish… Finland: did you know: I have THE BIGGEST crack pairing ever: you and Romania :) ciao ciao."

Jade summoned Finland into the room, along with Totes-RANDERP, who walked over to Italy. She whispered 'Germany is Holy Rome,' to him, which caused him to run over to Germany and hug him, which was natural. Jade smiled, knowing this was how it was meant to be, when she remembered Finland was there.

"Hi, Tino!" she greeted, smiling. "Sorry to bring you here like this, but Totes-RANDERP wanted you to know that she has a crack pairing of you and Romania."

Finland looked confused as he disappeared from the room; Jade explaining to the hosts and Totes-RANDERP that Finland had been puzzled when she told him the truth.

"It was nice having you come and visit for a few minutes," Jade said, shaking hands with the reviewer. "You should visit again sometime (A.N.: But please remember to describe what your character looks like next time)!"

Totes-RANDERP disappeared from the room in a puff of smoke.

"Okay, so what did Dj freaksta say?" Trez asked.

"Well, she said: I liek your fanfiction Oh I see what you did there! (Was it something to do with lieking mudkips?) I dare china to make an english dish lol."

China, who hadn't said anything for most of the game, groaned. Ali made her way over to him.

"If you do it, I'll give you a panda!" she whispered.

China agreed to make something English. Jade suggested fish and chips, so she summoned a kitchen for China to work in. After about half an hour, he returned, holding a plate of fish and chips for each of the main hosts to try.

"Looks great!" Amy said, being a fan of fish and chips.

"Yeah, I can't wait to try it." Ali added.

The three hosts tried the dish in front of them, finding it quite nice.

"It's actually a bit sweeter than I was expecting," Jade said. "But it makes it nice!"

Harriet and Ali agreed, bringing a smile to China's face.

"Now for that panda I promised you." Ali commented.

She used her magic to bring a baby panda into the room, causing Jade to wonder what it was for.

"I promised China a panda if he did the dare, seeing as he likes pandas." Ali explained.

"Good choice," Jade replied. "Now, I think we should have a break."

"But haven't England and Romano got dares to do?" Amy asked.

"Oh yeah. I clean forgot!" Jade admitted. "England, you can go and put a pirate outfit of your choice on instead of that dress and Romano, you have to kiss Spain."

England walked off to change into a pirate outfit, but Romano stayed put.

"There's no fucking way I'm kissing that tomato bastard!" Romano yelled, cheeks burning red.

"But Lovi, you said so yourself that you had feelings for Spain!" Jade replied.

"She's right, you know." Ali added. "But it doesn't mean you can't kiss him on the cheek – the reviewer wasn't specific!"

"Ve~ Just do it, fratello," Italy said. "Please?"

Romano looked as though he would storm out the room, but he went over to Spain (who Harriet had summoned and explained what Romano had to do) and was about to kiss him when Spain went straight for his lips. Romano looked surprised, but melted into the kiss, lasting for a few minutes before realising what had just happened. He turned crimson with embarrassment, grumbling something under his breath. England came back in at that point, wearing a pirate outfit he claimed he hadn't worn since his buccaneer days.

"You look really different in it, to be honest," Jade said. "In a nice sort of way, like nothing could ever stop you."

"You think so?" England asked.

"Jade's right," Harriet replied. "You look quite cool in that."

Other nations commented on how adventurous England looked while America hung back, more quiet than his usual self. He was also turning red.

"You okay America?" Jade asked. "You look a little more peaky than usual."

"No, I'm fine," America replied. "Why wouldn't I be? I'm the hero!"

Jade then thought of something. "Is it something to do with England? I remember that you looked a bit peaky when England had to wear that dress." She whispered the next part. "Are you in love with England?"

America looked like he was about to object, but nodded in reply.

"Well tell him then. He'll never know if you don't say so and before you know it, he could love another nation."

America nodded, smiled his signature hero smile and headed over to England. Jade couldn't hear what he was saying, but England started turning red, so she guessed that her plan had worked. Then, out of the blue, the two started kissing in front of everyone. Jade smiled (A.N.: USUK is my OTP), made her way over to Ali and Harriet and explained what had just happened.

"So you found true love for others?" Ali asked. "Can you try that for me?"

"It was a one off, okay?" Jade replied, knowing her friend was joking. "But it proves my OTP is right."

"Maybe we should get photos for Hungary," Harriet added, blood trickling down her nose. "She's probably reading a yaoi manga right now!"

"Agreed." Jade replied. "But don't worry – there are hidden cameras in here so we can get a copy for Hungary."

The three girls then looked for Trez and Amy, who were looking slightly angry at the USUK moment (they're FrUK fans…). Jade just decided to leave them be, but they then said they had to get going, so she waved them off. England and America finally pulled out of the kiss for air, so Jade said that they could take a break until there were more reviews.

Wow, two chapters uploaded in one day? I'm on a roll! Thanks again to Totes-RANDERP and Dj freaksta (guest) for sending in their reviews. Until next chapter, AL246 out!