Chibi-Dog: Heeerrreeee is chapter 5!
Tsunade: Actually it would be chapter 4 since the third chapter is just a notice
Chibi-dog: -_- I knew that.
Tsunade: Mhm sure you did Chibi.
Chibi-dog: *sigh* Whatever, On to the story!
Tsunade: Wait! You've gotta disclaim me and my ninjas! *Chibi walks away* Ugh!
JinJi: Hi Auntie!
Tsunade: Oh! Sweetie, could you disclaim me and my ninjas?
JinJi: Sure! Chibi-dog does not own Tsunade or her ninjas!
Recap
"You may have been right today uma kanoko but remember this, Pride is awful, but too much is terrible. Pride can be your downfall if you are not careful." She said without trying to look at them. Her voice didn't sounds cynical, this time it sounded hurt. Tenten and Neji looked at each other. It's crazy how she even heard him. She must have the ears of a hawk. The twins looked at Lea with sadden eyes.
The woman ignored her and put her hands together. A pink mist gathered around her hands. In the pink mist, two flowers appeared in her hand the mist disappeared as fast as it came. In her hand was an Iris and Amaryllis. She placed the Iris in Hinata's hair and the Amaryllis in Ino's hair. Once she moved her hand the flower petal twirled for a bit and settled by their ears. The petals on their flowers formed earrings on their ears. The girls looked at her in shock. The woman just smiled.
"My name is Ana Flora Uriel. You two will be working together by making love and lust, with Hinata as my protégé and Ino as my apprentice. This is perfect for I didn't expect you two to be friends."
Now
"Why do they have to do that now?" the twins thought watching Niko and Ana flirt. The twins looked at the remaining four people and grinned. LiLi set up a mind link with her sister.
'I wonder if they are just going to come up to us. I mean they don't really have to form a connection but it would be nice, ya know.' She said.
'Yeah totally. I wonder what connection will take place. They don't seem to really hang with each other.' said JinJi. The twins looked back at the four ninjas.
'This is going to be fun.' They thought grinning like a couple of Cheshire Cats.
GG United: Greed & Gluttony
Kiba, Shino, Lee, and Chouji looked at the twins who suddenly started grinning all crazy like. Kiba motioned to Shino to get the other two over here. Once Chouji and Lee came over, they formed a circle.
"So, all of us are with those crazy twins." Said kiba. Shino started blankly at him but kiba waved him off.
"Yes! They are very youthful!" shouted Lee who fist pumped but was pulled back down by kiba.
"Shut up! We don't know which one of us will be going to who." said kiba. Shino pushed his glasses up.
"We can mark Chouji out for gluttony, no offense." He stated to Chouji who nodded at him.
"Alright so Chouji is gluttony so who else goes with gluttony?" asked kiba. Then lee raised his hand. Kiba looked at him with arched eyebrows before sighing and pointing at lee who grinned much like the twins.
"Maybe Shino is with Chouji and I'm with Kiba for greed." He said. The others stated at him with widened eyes. Kiba cleared with throat.
"How did you come up with that theory?" he asked.
"Well Chouji means butterfly and that's basically a connection by its self because Shino studies bug and they both would share a common likeness for butterflies." Lee said in the thinking man pose. The others looked at him with Ludacris looks on their faces. Shino shook his head and cleared his throat.
"That's... makes sense. My favorite bug happens to be a butterfly. My favorite is the Notocrypta Curvifascia." Shino said pushing his glasses up. Kiba gave him to look he always gives him when he talks.
"Ok, then that leaves kiba and lee with greed but what's the connection?" asked Chouji. Kiba then grinned before coming out of his hunched position along with the rest.
"It's obvious. Me and Lee are wild!" he said walking to the twins with the rest. Lee Eagerly nodded his head while Shino and Chouji shook their head. They walked up to the twin who looked at them weirdly.
"So?" they both asked at the same time.
'That's creepy." The four thought
"I and lee are with greed and Chouji and Shino are with gluttony." said Kiba with a smug look on his face. The twin burst out laughing. The four men looked at them with confused looks.
"You've only got one thing right. Chouji is with me. But not Shino." Said LiLi who pulled Chouji behind her and pecked his cheek.
"Although your reasons seem accurate and would work for a connection. It just isn't it." said JinJi, who shook her head and pulled lee behind her and ruffling his hair. Kiba and Shino stood their bewildered by the outcome. The twins looked at them with their lava eyes.
"So what is the connection you find in them hmm?" they asked. Kiba and Shino went into a long thought, as they looked at the two behind the twins. Kiba looked into LiLi's eyes and suddenly was hit with a flashback.
Flashback
A 7 year old Chouji sat at the park with a bag of plain potato chip. His mother ran out of his favorite so he had to settle for the non- tasty ones. He sighed.
"What's wrong with you?" someone asked. Chouji turned and it was Kiba who asked the question.
"I don't like these kinds of chips." He said. Kiba sat next to him and grabbed the chips, taking a look at the flavor. He grimaced
"Yeah, I don't really like this flavor either. Tried it once and was sick for a month!" said kiba giving Chouji the chips back. He caught the look Chouji gave him and smiled sheepishly.
"Ok, ok, not a month but they stink. Hey I've got this really great flavor back at home, you game?" asked kiba jumping from the bench along with Chouji who nodded his head with glee.
They walked to Kiba's house and were greeted by Tsume, Kiba's mother. After saying hello to Tsume, they headed to the kitchen. Once in the kitchen, kiba jumped on the counter and fumbled inside the cabinet before shouting an:
"Aha!" and jumping back down. He handed the chips to Chouji who looked at the flavor with widened eyes.
"You've got the spicy bbq flavor!" yelled Chouji as he munched on the chips.
"So yummy!" he yelled again. Kiba grinned.
"Told it was great!" he said. He was handed a chip, in fact the last potato chip in the bag to be exact. He looked at Chouji who was smiling at him. Kiba took the chip and smiled.
Flashback Over
Kiba groaned.
"That's the connection? A Potato Chip?" stated kiba. LiLi giggled and wrapped her arms around kiba.
"Never look past anything even if as small as a wee pebble." She said kissing his cheek as well and pulling him with her to Chouji. Kiba glanced at the crazy woman and looked at Chouji who shrugged. Shino stood there silently. The only thing moving on him was his eyebrow that seemed to be moving? Or Twitching?
"Never look past anything?" he silently whispered.
"Dude, what hell is wrong with Shino?" asked Naruto who spoke loud
"How should I know?" said Sasuke watching the usually put together Aburame slowly lose his cool.
"Are you saying all I had to do was remember the gift I gave lee?" Shino said. JinJi smiled.
"That should have been pretty easy to remember if I do say so myself." Said JinJi patting him on the back.
Flashback
Everyone was at the new bar in town. It happened to be Lee's Birthday and Tenten put together a surprise party for him. Neji led lee to the bar were everyone was waiting. Once they reached the bar, everyone jumped out and yelled:
"Surprise!"
"Oh this is so youthful! You've all showed me your flames! They shine so bright!" shouted Lee with tears coming down his face. Tenten came up to him and guided him to the table with presents.
"Just open your presents ok?" she said as he sat down. He instantly started tearing open the presents.
Sakura got him new leg warmers.
Naruto got him weight seals.
Sasuke didn't get him anything at first but tenten made a gift from him, it happened to be hair gel.
Shikamaru got him a shougi board since lee kept bothering him to play him.
Ino got him some clothes that he can wear other than the out of fashion jumpsuit he wears
Chouji got him free coupons to lees favorite curry shop.
Tenten got him a new pair of nun chunks
Neji got him new set of bandages
Kiba got him the fang of a wolf he found.
Hinata got him the recipe for the rose tea she made him a while back
Shino got him a sake set.
Tenten and Neji didn't see the sake set as a threat since there was no sake with it. Everyone went on the dance floor. Shino approached lee with a familiar bottle.
"What's that?" asked lee
"I thought it be best to use your sake collection at the most appropriate time." said Shino pouring a clear liquid into the cups.
5 Minutes later
CRASH!
"Yo Hoy and a pile of rum!" shouted the drunken lee who started singing and swinging.
"Who the hell gave him sake?" yelled tenten dodging chair. Then an equally drunk naruto and surprisingly drunk sasuke started singing with lee.
"If we all come together, we know what to do! We all come together just to say we love you!" all three of the drunken ninjas turned sailors sang. Sakura sighed and grabbed her teammate and bid adieu while everyone else dipped as Neji and tenten tried getting lee out the bar.
"Who got lee drunk? Everyone should know it's a bad thing to give him liquor." Said hinata walking with Kiba and Shino. Kiba gave a chuckle and pointed his thumb at Shino. Hinata gave Shino a bewildered look. Shino shrugged.
"I had no prior knowledge that giving lee-san any liquor would make him a drunken sailor." Said Shino pushing his glasses up with a tiny unnoticeable smirk on his face.
Flashback over
"Every memory should be preserved." Said JinJi guiding Shino to the rest of the girls, as they stood in front of Tsunade, who was just finishing up a scroll.
"Now that's over, Kiba, Shino, Chouji, Shikamaru, Neji, and Ino you are going to have to speak with your fathers about this, but we will worry about that later at the meeting being held today. You are free to go, I will call you when the meeting will take place." She said with a wave of her hand. Everyone bowed and left except from sakura, who stood standing at tsunades desk. Tsunade glanced at her student and sighed.
"Yes, Sakura?" asked Tsunade, knowing the pinkette would voice her opinion about this. Sakura looked at her sensei.
"I just don't think, this is a good idea. I mean sasuke-" she started but was interrupted when Tsunade slammed her hands.
"For Kami's sake sakura! That Uchiha brat is damn well fine with this. I don't want to hear this bullshit you've been spilling out your mouth every time he is assigned a mission!"
"But, Lady Tsunade!" Shouted sakura
"No buts! Sakura I know you have feeling for him, but he is a ninja and this was a decision for him. He could have left as soon as I said they were going to be assigned a sensei, but he didn't! Now if you care for this man so much, sort out your feelings between naruto and him." said Tsunade sitting down in a huff. Sakura stared at her with disbelief that her sensei would say this to her.
"W-What do you mean Tsunade-dono?" asked sakura. She heard a groan come from her sensei.
"You practically said you loved naruto during the war but when he brought sasuke back you were all over the Uchiha like a bee to honey. Sugar, sort out your love problem before this become a damn love triangle. Ok? This way no one gets hurt." Tsunade said looking at the growing pile of paperwork on her desk.
'Damn things grow like weeds!' she thought but then remembered that sakura was still in the office. She started to laugh manically.
"Oh Sakura? I have an important mission for you~" sang Tsunade turning her evil gaze on sakura who got the shiver from her look alone.
"Kami help me." She said.
Training fields
"Well since we are all going to be living with each other, I say an introduction is in order." Said Ana taking a seat on the ground. The twins plopped down beside her, Tia sat in the tree, Lea took a seat on the ground in a neat fashion, Venus lay on her stomach and Niko leaned against a tree. The ninjas before them took a seat in front of them. Ana Grinned.
"I'll go first! My Name is Ana Flora Uriel, I'm 25 years old. I Love gardens and any kinds of flowers, my favorite flavor is honey. My hobbies are creating hybrids of flowers and flower pressing. My dream is to pass on my name and open my own shop." She said and then pulled her whip out and whipped at the stop above Tia's head. In that spot, another branch started to bud. Ino and Hinata sat amazed at the power their sensei held.
"Oh Me next! My name is LiLi Eres! My Favorite color is grey and I love food! I'm 20 years old and have made a couple of recipes here and there. My hobbies are cooking and taking walks. My dream is to finally own my own bakery." Said LiLi as her earrings glowed a yellowish tint and two Hawks came from the sky and sat on Chouji and Kiba's shoulders.
"I'm JinJi Eres, My Favorite color is black, and I have a pet monkey named Chi and love cookies. I'm 20 years old like my sister, and like my info says in the bingo book, I am a master thief. My hobbies are looking for secret passage ways and shopping on sales days. My dream would be to open a dojo." She said looking like she had to think about it. Her hands and earrings started to glow blue then the stream of water made a thin water line to her finger which she proceeded to plop in her mouth with a smile on her face.
"My name is Venus Silvermist, I don't feel like sharing anything since it would be so tiring but just to be polite," she paused and rolled on her back and closed her eyes. "I like blue and senbons. I dig the sugar pops and I like stars as well. I am the medic of this group along with Ana so your most likely going to go to her." She said then went silent. Everyone waited for her to say something else or at least do something. She just laid there unmoving until… "Oh!" she said suddenly scaring the crap out of everyone except for her companions then a puff of smoke appeared and a rabbit sat on top of her stomach. "I happen to summon bunnies." She said with a little smile on her face as her bunny gave her a carrot. Shikamaru sighed and watched the clouds again.
Lea stared at the Nins most particularly, Neji as he tried to read her. She Smirked.
"You're not going to read anything off of me boy." She said glaring at him. She cleared her throat.
"My name is Leanna Jones Copper, but calls me Lea. I like purple, dangos, and hate to be kept waiting. My hobbies are lounging at the beach and eating dangos. I am 26 years old and no I am not the woman from the myth stories." She said moving her cloak aside and pulled out a dagger and flung it to the left next to Nikos head who just titled her head to the left. Niko pulled the dagger out and once out, everyone could see the spider fall off the tree.
"And I hate spiders." She said grinning. Shino paled. Tenten had stars in her eyes.
'I fear for my life around this woman.' He thought.
'She did that without even looking!' she thought.
"Ne teme?" asked naruto
"What dobe?" asked sasuke. Then naruto pointed at his sensei.
"What the hell is she doing?"
Tia was hanging upside down in the newly formed tree branch in a weird way. Let's just say she looked like a wheel on a stick. Everyone stared at her. Niko sighed.
"You'll get used to it." she said. Then Tia flipped out the tree and land on the forest floor.
"My name is Tia Orihime, Yes this is my last name, yes my clan does summon snakes, and no I don't need sacrifices. Anyways, I'm 27 years old, I like the color green and my favorite flavor is beef and I hate rats, they are very annoying. I am the acrobatics of this group so I will be teaching you flexibility most likely." She said making hand signs and she suddenly disappeared.
"Where'd she go?" everyone asked. Suddenly sasuke jumped from his spot on the floor where there happened to be a kunai. Sasuke looked up in the same tree that Tia had jumped from to see Tia laying down in the tree eating a cherry. Niko rolled her eyes.
"Show off." She mumbled. Tia then flicked another cherry at her head. She growled.
"Would you stop flicking me with those goddamn cherries!" said Niko glaring at her and Tia responded by blowing a raspberry and Niko blow one back. Lea sighed.
"You two act like children, I swear." She said. Both girls turned to her.
"This is coming from the girl who still sleeps with a stuffed bear." Niko said. Lea blushed and stood up.
"H-How dare you accuse me of such a childish thing!" Lea said to Niko who just grinned.
"Oh but it's true! I even got pictures of y-" she was interrupted by Lea jumping on her and strangling her.
"I'll kill you!"
"Ahhh! Get off me, you crazy woman!"
Ana sighed and looked to other who shook their heads. She let out another sigh and stood up, ignoring the choking sounds and death threat of the other two.
"There will be times where all the protégés will train together in teamwork but everyone will get their own separate training. You will also be living with us so after this meeting, go home and pack then meet at training ground 4. That way we will all walk home together." She said while glancing at the two girls. Niko somehow managed to get lea off of her and is now sitting on her back holding her legs.
"Take this!"
"Ow! Get your heavy ass off me!"
Then Lea managed to get a foot out and kicked at Niko and nicked her ear. Niko let go and was rolled her stomach with her face in the dirt, which has being held down by Lea's foot.
"I'm goity mm ill o!" was what came out of Niko in a muffled speech
"Hmm? What's that? I can't hear you with all that dirt in your mouth." Sang Lea who started laughing evilly until a red aura formed around Niko. Niko pushed up making Lea trip and fall.
"I said I'm going to kill you!" shouted Niko who was ready to lunge at her until…
WHAM!
"Itai!" cried Niko who now sat on the floor holding her head. Ana stood behind her with a rolling pin she borrowed from LiLi. Niko turned to her.
"What the squid was that for?!" she questioned.
"Uh-oh. She hit her to hard. Now she going to talk all funny." Said Lea. Sasuke raised a brow.
"Introduce yourself and stop fighting!" Ana answered. Niko looked at the nins and grinned.
"I am Niko Grace! Leader of Deadly Sins! I've come here to obtain a protégé who can handle the name of Wrath! Its squidi important that you listen up! I'm 26 years old and gilly love Shrimp! Red is my color and Wolf are my game! I enjoy ramen but hate how long it takes to cook but with my fire it only takes 1 minute top!" said Niko standing with her hand on her hips and hair somehow looked alive. Naruto had stars in his eyes.
"You like ramen too!" he asked standing next to Niko, who gave him a high five.
"You bet your gill I do!" she answered. Sasuke groaned along with Tia.
"Just what we need. Another dam ramen fanatic." They both said.
"Why is she talking like that?" asked Hinata. Venus looked at her.
"That's a difficult question. You see, every time she gets wacked in the head hard, she starts talk all weird. We call it squid language." Said Venus nodding her head to her own conclusion. Hinata nodded with her.
"Ah so it would go like this? I gilly want a cinnamon bun." She said in squid language. She looked up and found Niko in her face.
"What the gill is a cinnamon bun?" she asked. Venus smiled at hinata and nodded.
"Just like that." Said Venus going back to enjoy the sun. Ino looked at hinata who seemed to be having a full on conversation with Niko in squid language. Ana sighed and pulled her back and whispered in her ear. Niko gasped and jumped up.
"That's kraken right! Alright squids! Get your stuff and meet back here in an ink second!" she said. LiLi and JinJi stood behind her laughing.
"Squid Squid!" they said giggling. Lea shook her head. Venus stayed lying down. Ana stood besides Niko giggling and Tis held a bat with an evil look on her face.
"It's my turn to whack her." Tia said grinning.
The nins left to go pack and the last thing they heard as they were exiting the training field was…
CRACK!
"Itai! Watashi wa anata o hakai kuso ni iku yo!"
Naruto grinned.
"My Sensei is the squidin shit!" he shouted rushing home to pack for his awesome trip. Ino and Hinata giggled and rushed home as well. Shikamaru sighed and lazed on home to pack and tell his mother everything that happened.
"Troublesome." He said. Chouji walked him with laughing at his statement knowing how his mother will that the news. Kiba and Shino also rushed home… well Kiba did, Shino calmly walked home but his hives were buzzing with excitement. Neji bid Tenten and lee goodbye and walked home. Lee rushed home along with who made it a race to see who would beat who to meat back up with their sensei's.
Chibi-dog: What ya squidin think?
Tsunade: Speak Normal!
Chibi-dog: T.T but Tsunade…
Tsunade: *Sigh* Fine, You're lucky you make it cute.
Chibi-dog: Yes!
Niko: Squid Squidin Squid?
Chibi-dog: Squider Squid Squid!
Naruto: Squid!
Tsunade: Kill me now -_-
Ana: Please Review.
Dictionary:
Watashi wa anata o hakai kuso ni iku yo! - I'm going to fucking destroy you!