OH MY GOD. I AM SO PISSED OFF BEYOND BELIEF. THIS FUCKING WEBSITE FUCKING DELETED THE FUCKING FILE FOR A JOHNDAVE THING I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR WELL OVER SIX MONTHS AND NOW IT'S ALL GONE AND I HAVE NO OTHER COPIES I AM SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT THIS AUGUGHHFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKITYSHITFUCKFUCKINGFUCK
But. Sighs. It was probably a piece of shit anyways. Whatever.
With yet another day off of school yesterday, I had no excuse not to finish this chapter. So here! :D (please excuse the CELEBRATORY SMUT THAT IS IN HERE FOR GETTING OVER 100 REVIEWS AND LITERALLY OVER 16,000 VIEWS. :D) Also I'm pretty sure this is my longest chapter yet, so that's p cool too :)
Also, I thought it'd be important to point out that you should pay close attention to dialogue and all before the smut begins to occur, because vital hints are dropped that will totally probably maybe be important later. :)
Oh hey also I want to thank people for all the encouraging reviews! It means a lot :D
Days seem to crawl by slowly when you have almost nothing to do with your free time, but you and John somehow manage to pass the time. You haven't really interacted with any of the other angels, but John knows a few and has introduced them to you, names you don't even remember, and you sometimes play weird games with them and John. The later evening of June 12th comes eventually though, and the two of you end up making your way to Karkat's after dressing properly, taking on your human forms but disguised just so anyone who wasn't suspecting wouldn't know it was you.
"Hey man, let us in!" you yell, kicking at Karkat's door, because that's how you roll. He doesn't answer, but Terezi does.
"Hey coolkid, John," she greets each of you respectively. You nod, and John replies,
"Hey Terezi! We haven't missed much, have we?" He asks this as the two of you take off your petty disguises. There was no need for them at a party like this, where even the later guests who didn't know about you would be too inebriated to remember it later on.
"Nah!" she waves her hand in reply. "There's only a few of us here right now. You guys should get drinks!"
Terezi proceeds to take your hand, one of John's in the other, and drags you to a table with an abundance of drinks.
"Shit, where did you even get all of these?" you ask, taking a closer look at the selection. "Jesus fuck I didn't know Vantas' dad was this chill."
"I have my ways! And Karkles' dad isn't home, he won't be until late tomorrow night!" Terezi claims, a shit-eating grin on her face.
"So where's Karkat anyways?" John asks, picking up a clear, fruity smelling glass and sipping at it. He seems to like it, as he takes another sip. You're still deciding, even as Terezi replies.
"He's sulking in the living room. I think it's because he wanted a small party, but quite a few of us insisted that he make this a larger affair! It's his special day, after all! With all the drinks and activities and party-goers, I'm sure he'll be having fun soon enough."
John agrees excitedly, you nodding along before taking a drink at random. The end result would be the same, so it didn't matter much to you what you ended up drinking. Yours leaves a fiery aftertaste that you decide you like, so you keep the drink, following as Terezi leads you and John into the living room.
She wasn't lying, as Karkat is sitting in the middle of the couch, arms crossed, with a grouchy look on his face. If you aren't mistaken, which of course you aren't because Striders don't make mistakes, he does brighten up a little bit when seeing you and John, but he's quick to hide it.
"So you asshats actually decided to show up?" You know he's asking, but he states it like a fact.
"Yep," you reply. "Can't be missing the birthday of such a great bro."
Karkat scoffs at you, but he doesn't hold the expression for long because John is engulfing him in a hug.
"Hi Karkat! Happy birthday!" John exclaims. You stifle a laugh at Karkat's new expression, sort of a constipation and joyous look, like he can't decide between them. It's quite amusing to you, as the result expression is something anyone would laugh at. There's simply no other choice in the matter.
"Yeah yeah, thanks," Karkat replies, pushing John away. He does it gently though, and you can see the minuscule upturn of his lips, proving that he was actually happy that you guys showed up. Really, Karkat was a pretty okay guy, you guys used to be pretty close before things had turned to shit a while back. It wasn't a big deal though. Anyone could rekindle their friendship with Karkat, no matter how much time passed, because he was actually a huge sap who was easy to be friends with if you could get past the off-turning defense he put up, and realize that the whole thing was actually bullshit and he wasn't actually angry at you 24/7.
"You wanna open our gift now, or later?" you ask Karkat. He looks at Terezi, because she's technically the one organizing the party, and he wants her opinion.
"Might as well do it now before we're all too delirious to actually recognize what it is," Terezi suggests. You chuckle as Karkat practically jumps at her, though only with words.
"No one is going to get that drunk off their asses, Terezi!"
"No guarantees on that," you immediately put in. Karkat gives you a glare, but you easily shrug it off. "Just open it now," you tell him, handing him a carefully wrapped package, courtesy of John.
Karkat opens it like a little kid, throwing the wrapping paper aside and holding up a DVD case.
"What's this? I haven't seen any trailers for it..."
"Alright," you begin to admit, "I may or may not have pulled some time shenanigans to get the most popular romantic comedy of next year."
"Shit, you didn't!"
"I did," you reply, smirking. The trouble you went through with John to get it without breaking too many laws was totally worth the grin on Karkat's face.
"That's so awesome!" Karkat exclaims, unable to actually hide his excitement even if he wanted to.
"You're welcome," you reply, knowing that it's his way of thanking you.
"I have half the mind to just rip this case open right now, and make us all watch the movie. I am totally pumped for this shit, I can't wait to watch it!" Karkat babbles. You expected as much from him though, you knew he would love the gift from you and John.
"Karkles, this is your party and all, but think of the children! No one else wants to watch your movie," Terezi tells Karkat, with a hint of teasing in her voice. Karkat just rolls his eyes though, replying,
"That's why I said half the mind. I'd rather watch it alone anyways."
Terezi just shrugs, running off to answer the door as the bell rang again.
"So," you immediately question Karkat. "I'm sensing some...Karezi here," you tell him with a waggle of your eyebrows. Karkat's face goes red, and he violently shakes his head.
"N-no! There's nothing going on between us, Strider, you should know better than that!" he denies.
Everyone knows about his huge crush on Terezi though. Everyone.
"Whatever you say, Vantas," you smirk, taking a larger gulp of your drink. You're taking a liking to this stuff, you'll need another glass of it soon. You observe John nervously finishing his off, and you turn to him.
"You're actin' like you ain't never had alcohol before, Egbert. What's the deal?"
John looks around before whispering back kind of loudly. "That's the thing...I've never actually had a drink before!"
You scoff. That was one thing you didn't know about John Egbert. You knew for a fact that they had some sort of intoxicating thing up in Heaven, because even those "good guys" got drunk once in a while, you've seen it.
"Bullshit."
"I'm not kidding, Dave. I was raised as a good angel."
"As if there are bad ones," you say, rolling your eyes behind your signature shades.
"You'd be surprised," John mumbles, turning away and effectively cutting off the conversation as he greets the next arrivals, Rose and Kanaya. They're practically attached at the hip, but it's not like it bothers anyone anymore.
"Hey Rose!" John greets the Lalonde as she hugs him. He does the same for Kanaya as well, giving them each lively grins.
"It's wonderful to see that the two of you boys could make it. I'm sure we'll all be having a fun time here," Rose states, smiling warmly at John, and then glancing towards you. The look on her face doesn't change, but the look in her eyes does, though you shake it off.
"Don't get into too much trouble, alright?" She advises John, hands on his shoulders.
He giggles, answering sarcastically, "Okay mom."
Rose and Kanaya are then rushed away by Terezi for drinks. Damn, she is really excited about those things, yet you haven't see her take even a sip from one yet. You don't fail to notice how quickly Rose chooses her drink, as if familiar with the alcoholic substances. She puts one into Kanaya's hand as well, though the Virgo's hesitance to drink it is apparent.
You walk with John to get a second drink, as you're not really feeling the effects of the first. You walk back to the living room, sitting on the couch and just observing people. John engages himself in another conversation with Karkat, no doubt about movies, and you just watch. You also watch as more guests flood through the doors, and notice as Karkat grimaces harder with each and every one. He was never a huge people person. He had a few close friends and some acquaintances but that was really all he could handle. He tended to get snippy or ignorant with anyone else, so you appreciated the fact that you were one of his actual friends.
You find yourself spacing out a little, only brought back as a certain Megido sits down next to you. She doesn't have a drink.
"Dave Strider, fancy seeing you here! Rather, you and John both!" She greets you lightheartedly, but the tone of her voice sends shivers down your back.
"Yo Megido," you keep your reply short. "Really, it ain't that surprising, I'm a hot shot and I just gotta drag my boy toy to all the parties in town."
"You know what I meant, Dave. How did you manage to make an appearance when your corpse is six feet underground in the west graveyard?"
"I have my ways. Say, you've always been interested in archeology, yeah? I had an interest for paleontology. Same difference right? We coulda gone on digs together," you effectively change topics.
Aradia had never been a close friend of yours, just someone you ended up with in projects and classes back in school.
Aradia shrugs. "I guess. No one else seems to be surprised of your presence here. Was this planned?"
"In a way, I guess," you tell her, finishing off the last of your drink. "You believe in supernatural shit at all?"
"It doesn't look like I have much of a choice, now does it?" She giggles. You smirk in return and reply,
"Yeah not really. I'm an angel. John's been an angel. Long story. Tragic backstories. The works."
Aradia nods along. "To tell you the truth, I've always had a strange connection with the afterlife. But only those who haven't passed over. You passed over rather quickly, I believe those who take longer are lost or have matters to settle. You relate to neither."
You're still new to the supernatural afterlife thing, so you find Aradia's take on it interesting. "Good point, betcha you're right on that."
"Oh," Aradia laughs, trailing behind you as you go for yet another drink. "I know I am."
This time, the girl grabs a drink with you, and you look around the room, finding John caught up in a conversation with Jade. He sure has a lot of catching up to do with everyone.
Instead of sitting back on the couch, you approach John and give Jade your signature smirk.
"Sorry Jade, but I'm gonna have to steal my man back," you tell her. She laughs behind her hand, waving her other.
"Go ahead! He isn't very coherent anyways."
And as you walk away, you realize shit, she's right. He's laughing at nothing and stumbling over his own feet. Fuck, how many drinks has he even had?
"Heh, Dave I need to taaaaalk to people I'm telling them about the chains in God's rooom!"
Chains in God's room? What the fuck is he even going on about?
"Look John, no. We need to get you away from people." Your drinks are starting to kick in a bit, causing the room to sway and your words to slur in the slightest.
You find an abandoned guest room down the hall, shutting it behind you. No sooner do you have the door closed though are you pinned against it. By John. Who is suddenly kissing your lips with passion you've never received from him before.
"What a grade idea Dave bringin ushere like this sho we can be aloooone," John slurs against your mouth. His breath tastes disgusting, but that thought is lost in the back of your head as your alcohol content comes to you tenfold. Or maybe it's just John making you feel like you're actually drunk now. You've lost all sense of caution or care, your instinctive thoughts kicking in and allowing you to do nothing but kiss back.
John has you pressed up against the door, keeping you there with his hands and mouth and hips oh god his hips. He has them grinding against yours in the best way possible. For such a virgin, this kid sure knows how to put his body to good use. He's practically tongue-fucking your mouth, moaning louder than he probably should, but you swallow the sounds down with your own mouth attached to his.
You can feel stirring down below, your dick coming to life with ushering by John. By the feel of it, he's already rock hard, maybe there was something in his drink? It didn't matter to you, all you could concentrate on was the way his cock rubbed against yours, and the way he was biting just so on your lip. It felt amazing, John was a fucking natural at this.
You let this continue for a while, but you soon become impatient, and you push John backwards until you both are toppling onto the bed, and then you attack his throat with kisses. You are going to mark every inch of him, he is yours.
You slide your hands up John's shirt, pulling the material with them and forcing the article over John's head. He seems eager, and quickly returns the action so you both are left shirtless. You get to him first though, he's too busy taking in the sight of you hungrily, and you are quick to begin teasing his nipples with your mouth. It brings out the most beautiful of moans from John, and the sound alone has your cock pulsing.
John gasps as you suddenly cup his crotch through too-tight jeans, squeezing and gently biting down on his nipple. He's then pushing you away, his hands undoing his jeans. He gives you the hottest of hot looks, demanding,
"Dave, if you aren't fucking me within the next two minutes, you're going to regret it."
You're taken aback, never having heard this kind of language from the brunet before. It really turned you on, to be honest, and you were quick to strip your remaining clothing off along with John. Before you can actually get around to doing anything else though, John has his mouth on your cock and fuck if that wasn't expected. But it sure as hell is appreciated.
You flip around, never losing John all the while as you prop yourself up at the head of the bed, your upper body twisting towards the night stand. You swear to fuck if there isn't something here you can use for lube, you will flip your shit. You find yourself lucky though, because clearly Karkat's dad thinks ahead for his guests and stocks his nightstands with lube and condoms.
John is working more earnestly at your dick, licking all of the sensitive spots and sucking along the bottom and you sort of lose any concentration you have left. He isn't very dexterous, but you'll let it slide because who the hell knows how many drinks the boy's even had.
"Oh god John.."
You let slip countless moans before you find yourself far closer to the edge than you'd like, and you have to literally grab John by the hair to get him off your dick.
"Someone's thirsty," you mumble with a chuckle, flipping the two of you over without much resistance. You uncap your newfound lube, smearing it over your fingers and kissing John slowly and you fight one finger into his hole. He doesn't seem to mind, kissing back, though not seemingly all that into it. He's never been that great at multi tasking though, and clearly he's concentrating more on the feeling of your finger, no, now two fingers in his ass.
John tenses a bit when you finally add the third finger, and you almost stop because of the look of discomfort and pain on his face until it morphs into pleasure when you stroke the tips of your fingers against his prostate. He keens, so you so it again, and the moans of pleasure he lets out are like music to your ears.
"Dave, Dave please," John moans, and you withdraw your fingers, not needing more instruction. Your fingers keep slipping as you try to roll your condom on, and you almost cry out of frustration as it just keeps happening. John seems to be more frustrated though, as he rips the thing out of your hands and says,
"Dave, shtop ofucking around..around with the condom and just fuck me!"
You don't need to be told twice.
You line up in a very eloquent manner and totally slide into Egbert on the first try. Totally. (Not. You're actually a total virgin and being drunk doesn't help trying to fit a slippery dick into a tight hole.)
Once you're in though, John lets out a gasp, and it isn't a good one. He insists that you continue though, even pushing his hips down to make you go in faster. You take the time to passionately (sloppily) kiss John though before actually moving, if only to piss him off. You love him.
Once you begin to thrust, it's hard to set a pace, neither of you are very coordinated. One certain part of your mind wishes that your first time would be something you could remember in detail, and not just fleeting moments when you are drunk. You don't listen to that part though, you are too busy listening to the animalistic part that is saying yes good yes keep going great nice fuck.
Your hands are on every part of John that they can reach. Because he needs it, he needs the comfort, you can tell because even through the drunken, feverish movements of his, he's nervous. You kiss him in reassurance, chanting his name like a prayer and telling him you love him over and over. He's repeating the phrase back, his hands scrambling for some kind of purchase on your back.
You're inexperienced, you're drunk, but you love John. You love him and you love the way he feels around you, you love the way he's holding you and you absolutely love the way he trusts you. He trusts you with this, and you love it.
It isn't long before your thrusts become even more erratic, and John is screaming your name, you're sure everyone at the party can hear it but you don't give a fuck. You can't give a fuck as you come, pumping John fast as you do and making him come with you. It's probably the best moment of your life. Death? Who cares.
As the pleasure dies down, your mind becomes a little more clear, and you think John's does too.
"I love you," he whispers, pulling blankets up around the two of you and snuggling closer.
"Mm I know," you mumble against the back of his neck, spooning him. "I love you too."
"Remind me to be human more often," John mumbles as he slips into sleep. You can do nothing but just nod in agreement.
You fall asleep before you can give thought to anything else, but everything can totally wait until morning anyways. You're sure that you and John won't be the only ones waking up at Karkat's by the time dawn rolls around, and you know for a fact that the grumpy boy won't like it and will probably give you shit for it. But you know what? You don't fucking care. The only thing that matters now is John. You and John.