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"She looks like an angel when she sleeps." Alec said as he carried her through the courtyard towards the dark alley. Jane looked at him weird.

"How could you possible see her? You have her slung over your shoulder." Jane said.

"I was being sarcastic, by the way…what does she look like?" Alec said shifting so Jane could get a good look.

"Well…I wouldn't say she looked like an angel." Jane said reluctantly.

"And why would you say that?" Alec asked just as they finally came upon the entrance to the dark alleyway.

"Well…oh shit. Looks like I have a confession to make oh damn it all." Jane said, seriously dreading the talk she would have shortly, with everyone probably, "Come on Alec. Lets take her, and my confession, to the big three."

"Big 3? You do know their names right?" Alec asked stopping at a drainage pipe with a metal grate covering it, bolted to the cement of the alleyway floor.

"Of course I do, I'm not stupid." Jane said her voice going nostalgic; "It's just that I've been with them for such a long time, over 3,000 years, that I just can't call them by their real names anymore."

"You don't like them, do you?" Alec said a grin stretching across his face, his tone mischievous.

"I honor, and have a deep respect for them." Jane said, and with an impatient and nervous tone, "We should hurry, I really need to get this confession out of the way." Jane drew a deep breath. "And besides we need to make sure that when Renee finishes the transformation, that she is convinced to join the Volturi."

"But what if she doesn't want to? The Volturi never force anyone into their ranks." Alec said authority and superiority coloring his voice, making him swagger, "Everyone who joins our ranks wants to. And they enjoy it."

"You sounded so arrogant just now, should I leave you?" Jane said annoyed.

"No. Who would take?" Alec said startling Jane; she had just pulled the switch that would open the drainage pipe, and wasn't really concentrating on him.

"Take what?" Jane stared at Alec, who became immeasurably uncomfortable. "Alec. Take what?" She repeated this time screaming down the drainage pipe.

"Take care of her?" "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HER?" "Oh I'm sure you'll think of something. You can't come back in Jane, until you've collected enough to pay off you're debt."

"Enough what? What debt?" Jane shouted at Alec, whom she just realized was climbing up the drainage pipe like a spider.

Once he got to the top he looked her in the eyes and said in a sarcastic tone, "You're supposed to know, you're older than I am…big sister."

And with that Alec slammed the covering back into place and Jane was stuck outside the Volturi capitol with a turning human.

'Well that's just wonderful.' Jane thought as she looked to see where Alec had stashed Renee, in a panic Jane realized she couldn't see, or smell Renee anywhere.

She caught a whiff of something and started forward, but the grating impeded her way. 'Alec said I couldn't come back in? Well fuck him, I can come and go whenever I damn well please!'

As soon as Jane thought his she heard a loud and frantic splashing noise, and it was with a jolt that Jane also realized that Alec had somehow stashed Renee in the fountain with out her knowing about it.

Walking back out into the courtyard Jane saw someone holding Renee under the water, screaming at her, "Filth, dirty, stinking, filth!"

A second person stood, next to the one holding Renee under the water, raising a hand the man dressed in what seemed to be a priests garb said, "I will bless and sanctify this water so that it might purge the world of your evil. Be gone Satan!" The priest/weirdo screamed, his voiced so high it cracked in multiple places.

Jane only had one thought and that was, 'What The Fuck?'