AN: New chapter! I got the song idea of this chapter from a friend so thank you(you know who you are.). So yeah, heres Feliks(Poland). Hope you enjoy everyone!

Also, if you don't know, Eduard is Estonia and Toris is Lithuania. The song is called Young Girl Talking About Herself.

Disclaimer: Song belongs to Parry Grip. Hetalia belongs to Hidekez Himaruya.


Feliks plopped in his chair, turning his attention completely towards the nation next to him. "Come on, Toris, it'll be, like, great."

"I don't think so Feliks…" Toris whispered, shaking his head.

The blonde nation pouted. "But it's a fun song." He watched his friend shake his head again, but this time he was smiling.

"No, I don't think I can make it through the song, much less sing part of it."

"Aww, you can do it. I don't care if you, like, laugh."

Toris sighed, knowing he wouldn't give up. "Alright."

The effect was immediate. Feliks's broke into a grin. He shot up and nearly started bouncing in his seat. "Like, awesome!" He exclaimed.

"Ahem."

Both nations turned to see Ludwig staring at them, a look of utter annoyance on his face. He looked like he was ready to start the meeting.

Feliks laughed and waved off the German's intimidating glare. "Sorry Ludwig. Continue."


Feliks fought back a groan, leaning against the back of his chair. This was, like, so boring. He could see from the faces of surrounding nations that they felt the same way.

Glancing up to the podium, he saw that Kiku was about half way through his speech… at least, well, he thought it was half way. He wasn't really paying attention.

With no particular kind of stealth he pulled out his earphones, sticking both inside his ears and waiting. He didn't even need to play the music. It wasn't like anyone could hear it anyway. Like really, Ludwig would blow either way.

He moved his head back and forth aimlessly, pretending there was music filling his ears. Sure enough after a few minutes he heard the echoing yell of the raging German.

"Felix!"

He forced his head to shoot up, which wasn't the best idea in the world, but they (they being most of the nations in the room besides Ludwig) wanted to make this last as long as possible. He, like, probably already suspected though.

Ludwig seemed like he was trying very hard to form words, his mouth opening slightly almost like a fish… a very angry fish. He was too annoyed to do so however and simply made a gesture telling him to start.

Trying to keep back a smile, Feliks unlocked his phone and skillfully found the song he had chosen. He was sure to brighten up their day with this. With one click, the song began. A girl's voice filled the now quiet room, but she wasn't singing. She said, in a voice that sounded plainly recorded,

"Hey everybody, do this is an update about me…"

With just the first line said, Feliks saw someone already laughing. Alfred's head was in his arms and Matthew looked extremely confused beside him. He could hear the Canadian whisper, "What's so funny?"

The American lifted his head slightly and he could just make out the words, "Y-you'll see."

Oh, so he could guess what he was going to do? Like, awesome. Alfred was the one that had given him this song along with several others to choose from. Immediately after the last word of the recording, Feliks started singing. "She's a young girl talking about herself…"

The few nations that knew the song started laughing, though a one or two tried to stifle it. None were successful.

Toris wasn't faring much better. When the line came that he was supposed to sing it was muddled with laughter. His friend's grin did not help matters either. "Y-you can't stop her…"

Feliks patted the brunet on the back, trying not to laugh himself. "She's a young girl talking about herself…"

"She-she keeps on talking…" Toris was in the same position as Alfred now.

"She's gonna break your heart, and tell the world about it…She's gonna break your heart…" He straightened as the chorus came. Really he wanted to jump on the chair, but he supposed that would give off to much of a 'we totally planned this' vibe. Instead, he settled to pointing at random nations while he sang, enjoying the confused looks or grins.

"I was like-" he pointed at himself and with each line he pointed to a new nation. "She was all, he was all, they were like, we were like OMG, like totally, we were like, I was all, They were all-" He pointed to Toris and even though his friend couldn't see him he laughed harder. "He was like, he was like all totally like OMG!"

The chorus repeated again and he still chose new nations each time. One time he accidentally picked Ludwig and he thought the man was literally about to explode like a volcano.

You could say he changed nations quickly after that…

He was extremely satisfied to see that his plan to lighten the mood in the meeting had succeeded however. It was so much better than the stingy, depressing, boring one from earlier.

He continued with the next repetition of the chorus.

"I was like, she was all, he was all-" He pointed to the meeting room door. "They were like-" He gestured to many of the nations. "We were like OMG like totally, we were like-" Himself again. "I was all, they were all-" He pointed to Toris again and saw that the other Baltics beside him were laughing as well, despite Eduard trying to cover it up. He grinned at them like he was having a normal exited conversation. "He was like all totally, like OMG!"

A beat hit and the music slowed to how it was at the start of the song. "She's a young girl, talking about herself…"

The recorded voice was back for the end and continued. "…It's actually about me playing the piano." As the song ended he quickly stopped it do it wouldn't start another song.

Ludwig stood up after a few moments, not looking amused in the slightest. When he spoke, his voice was controlled, but you could hear the edge. "May we continue?"

Feliks nodded, not removing the smile from his face. "No prob."


AN: Thanks for reading everyone! Next chapter's going to include Francis and Iggy.