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"SAPPHIRE?"

Sapphire suddenly sat up, being awoken from her nap. "Whuzza?" Who said my name?" She asked sleepily.

Ruby, on the other hand, blushed a shad of pink. "Sapphire's going into a closet for 7 minutes with THAT PERV?"

Blue, delighted with the first paring, pushed both the shocked Gold and the sleepy Sapphire into the closet. She waved at them. "Have fuuuun~" she sang to them before locking them into the closet.

Inside the closet POV

Gold and Sapphire sat there awkwardly.

"So... What do you suppose we do?" Gold asked Sapphire.

"I dunno. Why don't we explore our surroundings?" She suggested, finally starting to wake up.

"Sure! Here, let me get my phone ou- GAHH!" Gold yelled as he fell face first onto the ground.

"Gol-WOAH!" Sapphire shouted likewise as she tripped over Gold's body. "Ack, sorry 'bout that," she said to Gold who moaned.

The two grunted and moaned as they sat up. "Here's the light!" Gold exclaimed as he turned on his phone to see what else was in the closet. The light shone across the spacious closet.

"Woah..." Sapphire said. "It's bigger than I thought it would be..."

"Let's keep goin- ACK!" Gold yelped again as he tripped over something again. Sapphire, not seeing him fall, tripped over him AGAIN and fell on top of him.

"Nghh," Sapphire grunted as she tried to pull away from the raven-haired boy. Unfortunately, she couldn't get very far for his goggles had gotten tangled with her hair. "It's stuck!" She cried in pain.

Gold grunted as he sat up and took his goggles off of his head. "Don't panic, this happened loads of other times with my other friends," he said as he held the goggles up for her as she tried to untangle for rom her hair.

"But Gold," she whined. "It hurts... It's your's! Why don't you get it out."

"I'll try..." The boy said. He finally moaned and lay down. "I give up," he sighed in defeat.

Sapphire sighed. "Fine be that wa-"

"SAPPHIRE!" The two heard from outside. Ruby was pounding the door frantically. "SAPPHIRE!" He yelled again.

"Crap!" Sapphire said to Gold. "It's Ruby! He can't see me like this! He'll throw a fit! Quick, get it out!"

The two struggled with the goggles for a few seconds when told odor burst open. "SAPPHIRE!" Panted a flushing Ruby. "What did he do to you?" He paused as looked at Sapphire and Gold attempting to untangle goggles from her hair. Ruby blushed furiously."I should have known it was like that..." He mumbled and left the door ajar.

"wait, Ruby!" Sapphire yelled and ran after him. "Get this out of my hair, will ya?" She asked him.

He sighed. "Alright."

Outside the closet POV

The dexholders heard mumbling from inside the closet.

"What do you think they're saying?" Asked Blue.

"Why don't you put a glass cup to the door?" Pearl suggested. "We might be able to hear them."

Ruby rushed to the kitchen, snatched a glass cup, and ran to the door and put his ear to it just in time to hear a thud and grunting. He blushed pink.

"Here's the light!" He heard Gold say through the door.

"Ruby, what are they saying?" asked Blue urgently. ruby just hushed her.

"Woah... It's bigger than I thought it would be..."

Ruby couldn't handle this. It was just to much.

"Let's keep goin-" another thud and more grunts.

"it's stuck!" He heard Sapphire exclaim. What the Arceus was going on?

"Don't panic, this happened loads of other times with my other friends," he heard Gold through the door. By this time, the rest of the group was listening in in the awkward conversation.

"But Gold, it hurts," Sapphire's muffled voice came from inside. Blue snickered while the rest of the group blushed alongside Ruby. Yellow almost fainted.

"It's yours, why don't you get it out?" Sapphire shouted. Ruby began to get angry, and he grit his teeth. What are they doing in there?

"I'll try..." More moans. "I give up..."

at this, Ruby snapped. "SAPPHIRE!" He yelled, pounding the door. "SAPPHIRE!"

"Crap! It's Ruby! He can't see me like this! He'll throw a fit! Quick, get it out!"

more grunts.

Ruby ran over to Blue and shook her shoulders. "GIVE ME THE KEYS!" He shouted.

Blue pouted. "Awwww but this is the good par-"

"NOW!" Ruby almost screamed.

"Fine..." Blue conceded, handing him the keys. It was almost 7 minutes already..."

Ruby jammed the key through the lock and flung the door open. "SAPPHIRE!" He yelled in a panic. "What did he do to you?" He saw the two sitting on the ground with goggles in sapphire's hair. "I should have known it was like that..." he walked away feeling relieved.

"Wait, Ruby!" Sapphire called out to him. He turned around. "Get this out of my hair, will ya?"

"Alright," Ruby sighed.

As the hat was passed to Red, Blue and Emerald kept snickering at the couple.

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