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Chris ran about Gold's house. She tripped over a pair of pants (Gooold...), stubbed her toe on an open door (Gooooooold...) and slipped down the stairs on a pair of dirty boxers (GOOOOOOOOLD!). She sat herself on the top of the top of the steps. Where the heck could those bandages be? She thought back to the incident that happened 2 minutes ago. The loud shattering of the cup, crimson dripping from Red's hand, the bits of glass raining from his unclenched fist, and his expression of shock and rage. She sighed. She should probably hurry up with those bandages.

"CHRIIIII- GAH!" Gold had also tripped over his boxers.

"What do you want?" Chris asked as she stood up. The little goof had tripped over his own pair of dirty boxers he had so conveniently thrown on the stairs. But that was a part of the reason why she loved him. She could scold him afterwards, like right now.

"Gold," she sighed. "You should seriously clean up your own house," her face full of mock disapproval. Gold just stuck his tongue out at her.

"I came after you since you probably don't know where we keep the bandages."

"Would you look at that? The idiot is finally thinking on his own!" Chris teased him, smiling at his kindness, but reality brought her smile down. There was still Red's injured hand and from the bangs below them, he had resorted to kicking the door.

"They're here," Gold ran over to the rightmost door down the hall and opened it leading them into a bathroom. He opened a secret mirror compartment and took out a roll of bandages. Chris was looking over his shoulder. Since when was he this tall? she wondered. Her head barely reached the bottom of his eye. Gold turned around abruptly and knocked into Chris.

"Oomph!" Chris cried as she hit the white tiles.

"Ah! Sorry Chris!" Gold said and bent down to help her up. She reached to his extended hand and he pulled her up. A bit too much too, Chris realized. Gold used so much force in his pull that Chris found herself slamming into his body. Gold took this moment of confusion to kiss her. It was only for a second, but as soon as he let go, he began sprinting for his life, screaming "SAVE ME SHE'S GONNA KILL MEEEEE!" Chris stood there in shock, then started to pursue the troublemaker at top speed.

She was gaining on him too. When Gold looked behind his shoulder and saw she was about 10 feet away, he began to panic and run faster, but it was too late. Chris took one final effort to catch up to him and roundhouse kicked him into the sink (they were in the kitchen). She then proceeded to take the bandages from Gold's hand and wrap Red's hand, leaving a moaning Gold halfway in the sink.

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