Chapter 6: FANGIRLS DRAW US DOING WHAT!?
WARNING: Mentions of fan made couples and some actual stuff on my computer! No real detail just letting you know my iBook is a filthy whore :D
"No, no ,no ,no ,no!" Destiny screamed to herself while running to the bots temporary home. Her brother just informed her that he let them barrow her iBook so they can see the difference between this world and there's. Problem was she had some pictures and fanfics on there. "I swear Jeremiah I'm going to kill you and bring you back to life and kill you again!" She screamed as she reached the front of the walkway. "Then I'll clone you and kill your clones." Before she opened the door she heard whimpering and turned around to see Skywarp.
"You're going to kill clones? But I thought you liked me and TC?" He said sadly.
"No! Warp I meant I'd clone my brother and kill his clones! Hehe I wouldn't hurt you Skywarp." She said to him, hoping he believed her. He tensed but relaxed slightly and smiled at her. "Oh Warp, did my brother give you a computer with and apple with a bite mark on it?" She asked. Skywarp looked puzzled. "A white thing about this long." She said spreading her arms to the size of her computer.
He nodded and led her in. She was met with the all the mechs, except Skywarp's, backs. They all looked over there shoulders as best they could with some of them having shoulder kibble. They all gave her a look of horror and shock. And that is how she knew. "Skywarp please go outside….please." Destiny said. Skywarp looked scared and complied.
She didn't have a chance to walk a step before Thundercracker was in front of her, holing her up by the collar of her shirt. "HOW DARE YOU HAVE SUCH DISGUSTING IMAGES ON YOUR COMPUTER! I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH THINGS WITH SKYWARP OR THAT LITTLE YELLOW STAIN OVER THERE!" He screamed into her face. The others where able to get her out of his grip and put some distance between them. "Don't hold me back! Let me at her!" He screamed just to have Prowl knock him off line.
"Now that he is incapacitated, can you please inform us why you have such images on your computer?" Prowl said, his voice getting sterner as he talked. Destiny just shrugged and replied the same way she did when one of her friends asked, she answered bluntly. "Well ya see, I prefer robots as of late, and I was always a yaoi fan so when I discovered Robot Yaoi or slash I just couldn't help myself but have a few images on my computer." She said smiling perversely.
"Ya a few means like ten you have 307!" Bumblebee chimed in. She looked blankly at them before bursting into laughter. All staring wondering why she was laughing.
"Sorry guys haha its just, I didn't think you guys would think of that stuff as a big deal or anything. I thought robots having sexual relations was just something that perverted fangirls made for slash fiction, so to hear you guys being disturbed by this is kind of funny." She said calming down. She didn't know why she was so worried, this was hilarious!
"You are a really disturbed person aren't you?" Icy Blitzwing asked. She just nodded walked past them to see what image they where looking at. They had three images open. One of Lockdown and Prowl being intimate, one was of a all three of Blitzwing's personalities separate, each having there own bodies and for some reason kitty ears, and the last was of Skywarp and Thundercracker with Skywarp being the dominate one. She snickered at the thought of how there faces would have looked after seeing these images.
"Ya know this never would have happened if you would have asked me to use my computer." She said while closing the images and closing the file. "And by the way, you guys cant look up anything without Wireless Internet. Once again you would have known this if you asked." She shut up when she turned and saw Hothead Blitzwing's, his fist clenched and growling viciously.
After a few minutes Skywarp peeked his head in the door. "Is it safe to come in now?" He asked, Blurr nodded and Skywarp walked in. Just as that happened Thundercracker woke up from his 'nap'. Rubbing his helm and trying to remember what happened. When he forgot why he was angry he just blamed it on Skywarp.
After she closed down everything and checked to see if they messed anything up, she took the computer and told them she had Wi-Fi. The walk back to her house was kept awkward. Mainly because she was purposely explaining in great detail what else fangirls do with their franchise.
"And don't even get me started on crack pairings! I mean sometimes they work for me when its someone like Lockdown and Bumblebee but if its something to ridiculous I cant really read it without snickering every now and again but then again it is called a crack pairing and-"
"Please make her stop." Skywarp whimpered, starting to get the gist of what she was saying. Blurr then ran up to her and put his servo over her mouth. After a few muffled curses she agreed to stop, mainly because she was wondering why Hothead or Thundercracker didn't blast her for what she saying.
She turned and saw them Random snickering and Thundercracker just had a blank expression. He must have frizzed out. Today is HILARIOUSE!
(this was all I could think of sorry for a crappy update)