Gahhh I almost gave up on this when I read all the reviews and felt more inspiration possibly.

Alright I decided chapter 8 was WAY too detailed for a small humor story so back to straightforward and simple.

I also need some ideas for inspiration SO LET THE PAIRINGS RAIN DOWN!

so far it has been

-Gold Sapphire

-Red Blue

-Dia Silver

-Chris Platina

-Blue Green

-Ruby Sapphire

-Silver Yellow

HOLY FRICK I JUST REREAD THE ENDING OF CHAPTER 8 AND I AM CRYING FROM THE CHEESE SORRY FOR THAT

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Pearl just sighed. This game was pretty predictable. Someone chose another person, hoped it wasn't the person who they liked, went inside the closet, and pretty much confessed their undying love to the person they did like. Take Yellow and Red for example. But it was nice to finally make the super dense couple to FINALLY confess their super obvious feelings to each other. FINALLY.

Pearl just reached inside hoping it wasn't going to be Silver. That boy was just creepy silent. Or Gold. He was just plain weird. Or Red. He was absolutely seething at the moment. Or Sapphire. She was pretty scary. Or Ruby. He was also just weird. Or Blue. That was the worst one. In fact, Pearl didn't even want to do this. But he had no choice, seeing as Blue had leverage (*coughBLACKMAILcough*) against him.

It was Blue. Just his luck.

"Mehehehe" Blue smiled sinisterly. Pearl shuddered at the idea that Blue would soon have a lifetime supply of blackmail against him.

"Let's GO!" She skipped into the depths of hel- Pearl meant closet, dragging the resisting Pearl behind.

"NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THIS! DIA HELP! WAIT! NOOOOOOO!" he screamed as the closet door slammed behind him.

"Think he'll be okay?" Gold asked. The group looked at Dia who was now eating donuts. He just nonchalantly shrugged.

Suddenly the door burst open ("My closet!" Gold shouted distressedly. "I just fixed that!" He glared pointedly at the sheepish looking Red) "NOOOOOOO!" Pearl screamed before being dragged feet-first back into the depths of hel- Chris meant closet.

The group just stared at the closet door as they heard a string of colorful curses, screams, thuds, the unmistakable clicks of a camera, and sinister laughing. Every single one of them shuddered (save always-stoic Green) at the thought of what was going on in the closet.

After 7 minutes, the door flung open and out sashayed a very happy Blue, armed with a fully-loaded camera and dragging a disheveled, bound, gagged Pearl lacking every article of clothing save for a pair of boxers (AN: I shall leave the color for you to decide fufufufu), his eyes wide open in shock, staring ahead at nothing.

Blue flung the lifeless body next to Dia and smiled sweetly before returning to her spot next to Green.

Every dexholder (but Blue) stared, horrified at the twitching body of what used to Pearl before slowly turning to the humming Blue ("pesky woman," Green muttered in his breath).

"What?" Blue asked innocently. "Aren't we going to continue?" She smiled. Anyone who didn't know Blue would think it was a smile of an angel, but everyone sitting in the room knew her and saw through it. It was the smile of a maniacal-insane-madwoman bent on blackmailing every single one of her victims to the depths of hel- Yellow meant closet.

Dia slowly helped the trembling Pearl to his feet while Chris went inside hel- Gold meant closet, to get his clothing. After Pearl was fully dressed, he sat on the floor, traumatized by what he had just experienced. As Ruby passed the hat to Sapphire, he muttered "Good luck" under his breath. Sapph stared at the whimpering Pearl before gulping and turning her attention to the hat.

I regret nothing. I may make an extra about what happened in the closet. Review who Sapph will torture! Thank you guys for supporting me! Dem reviews will always make me happy :)