Total Drama Poffin Island

by backspace9845

Join Frillish and Emboar, as they laugh at your (and my) OC's fight for the prize of one million PokeDollars! This is sure to be a season filled with humor, unbearable hosts, and most importantly: Drama! This is my first FanFic. Thank You! Remember to visit my profile to VOTE on THE MERGE

4. Chapter 2 (Fooled you!)

A/N: Thank you for all amazing OCS! Please remember to read the first chapter before this one, for I made a few changes. If I use any of them incorrectly, don't be afraid to PM me. Again, helpful criticism is welcomed.

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The dock was filled with raging pokemon. Whimscott was using gust and repeatedly missing, while Altalria's choker was stuck in her hair. Happiny and Luxray were shouting at each other for no reason, Using Budew as a Tug-Of-War rope with Alakazam. Espeon on the other hand, participated by simply making everyone angry, with her way off insults. "EVERYBODY SHUT THE REVERSE WORLD UP!" Emboar screamed, from nowhere. (Or the speakerphone.) Everybody froze, remaining their positions. "Oh come on, Emboar!" Frillish whined. "They were really getting at it!" The fire type sighed, as everyone shifted back to where they were originally.

Pelipper struggled to stay afloat, for an Arcanine was trying to get out of the basket, and on to Pelipper's head. "Come on, I just want to see the view!" complained the tiger, dog mix squashed the poor messenger's head. "STOPS. SKWACK!" Pelipper turned upside down, having him fall on to the deck. "Hey!" The dog barked. "My khakis are ripped!" He pointed to his previously ripped khaki shorts, then he picked up his rainbow brimmed baseball hat, growling. He looked around to see everyone staring at him, waiting for something to happen. "Hi! I'm Arcanine? And I like music…" He waited for a response. One second. Two seconds. Luxray coughed. "IMMA LUXRAY." The legendary reject's face brightened. "That was awkward…" The crafty azure jelly fish inserted. "Peeps, we need MORE DRAMA!"

"Yeesh." Whimscott rolled her eyes.
"Everyone here reminds me of a vacuum. Because they inhale. I mean, suck." Espeon broadcasted, for no reason. Arcanine's fur rose. "You." Arcanine raised a paw at Espeon. "Are just asking to get kicked off first, with your really bad insults." The sun pokemon looked surprised for a split second. "They're bad? Um… w-wait… We will see about that." Altalria made a face, whispering to Alakazam. "That young lady is a little… Off."

"I strongly agree. Perhaps not all flying types are fools." Alakazam conceded, earning himself a Steel Wing. "HEE-HAW! RIDE 'EM COW GAL!" A vixen with a tattered cow boy hat was riding Pelipper bare backed, painfully reminding Frillish of Luxray's entrance- especially the paying the bird extra part. Pelipper's eye twitched. "THAT. IS. IT! NO MORE COW BOY BRAIXEN! ATTA-SKWAK!" The usually patient messenger flung the fox of his back, causing her hat to fly off with Gust. Braixen dodged in mid-air, lassoing her hat back, then landing on the dock. "Jeepers." The new comer adjusted her hat, then using Protect. Finally the angered Pelipper gave up.

"Somebody's a wild bronco." The Pelipper flew away, cursing under his breath. Luxray's jaw unhinged. "WOAH. A POKEMON BATTLE! SWEEET!" The loud pokemon blurted out. Causing Happiny to cringe. "N-no reminder p-please." Budew's eyes were shining. "OMA (Oh My Arceus,) that was JUST like the scene of episode 0119- the one where Sir Gallade MEGA EVOLVES!" Espeon covered her ears. And coughed obnoxiously, interrupting the talkative grass type. "Howdy." Braixen smiled nervously. "Y'all seem like a nice bunch of folks. It's a good thing I didn't lose ma cady am I right?" Silence answered her question, with the exception of Whimscott, pinning her hair with a clip clack. And Frillish franticly talking to his holocaster. "Pelipper's quitting? *Sigh*. Well send in the next intern!" The levitating, ghostly pokemon shook his head, as a Lapras, - instead of a Pelipper- carried the next contestant.

The Slowbro was not wearing anything, except a mega pendant stuck to the shellder biting his tail. And it did not seem to care at all. Even when he tripped off Lapras, he just kind of stood there. Whimscott giggled. She sauntered over to where he was and waved her hand repeatatly in front of his face. "Hey. You up? Earth to dumbass!" Espeon halfheartedly snickered. Happiny opened her mouth but never got to speak. "Don't stand up for him. You know that your only doing so people will think you're nice. And plus, he doesn't care." Whimscott's victim yawned. "See?" Arcanine growled, fur bristling. "Like you are even trying." He spat. "Whoa li'l doggies! I don't want no argy just yet!" Braixen yelled. "No one. No one. Messes with me!" Whimscott badgered. "Don't be like that bird brained (excuse the pun) skinny blue head, Fox Girl." Altalria spread her wings, preparing for a Steel Wing "Those are fighting words, Miss Whimscott." Slowbro yawned, not giving a crap. Lapras looked over the horizon, holding a new contestant. She rolled her eyes, using Roar to shut everyone up.

"Hiya!" A Staraptor wearing a pink beaglepuss happily got off the Lapras. "I'm sooo happy to be here! Call be the Velociraptor, of FUN!" She chirped.

"Finally someone nice." Arcanine muttered, glaring at Whimscott who huffed in response. "I agree." Whispered Happiny.

"I reckon you like parties! Just like my dad…" Braixen recalled, trailing off.

"Heehee~ yep!" The cheerful bird replied.

"Pu-leeze don't party around me. My flock is already much uncivilized." Altalria sniffed.

"DID I HEAR PARTAY?!" Luxray roared. "I LOVE PARTAYS!" Arcanine trotted over. "Yeah, I love a guy who knows how to Par-Tay!"

"ME TOO! Especially mons at comic con parties!" Budew grinned. Alakazam rolled his eyes. "Parties. Such an immature task for those of your age." Espeon nodded. "Much so. In fact studies have shown- I mean…duh!" Slowbro had no reaction. He simply looked at the crowd and slowly blinked. This time Lapras brought two pokemon instead of one. A Vaporeon with markings of a stripped dolphin, and a Floatzel with markings of an orca, were avidly talking to one another. "And then Dewott Kahanamoku just let his chance slide! The wave just crushed him! Like, he was not even trying." Floatzel rambled, his green striped collar jangling. "Ah-hah." The eeveelution absently responded, playing with his black and purple collar. "Hiyas!" Staraptor immediately approached them. "I like to have fun! What's your name!?"

"They're names are probably Vaporeon and Floatzel. Don't be pushy." Whimscott sighed, annoyed that the attention was on the beaglepuss adorned bird. Slowbro suddenly talked in a low, calming voice. "Actually," he moaned. "I would appreciate if you called me Raen."

"Whatever."

Floatzel politely introduced himself. "Yeah, I would like it if you could call me Makoto." His soft verdant eyes shining with happiness. "This," he gestured to the Vaporeon. "Is Haruka. We're glad to be here!" Arcanine and Luxray already buddies, went over and started a conversation. Haruka's ocean blue eyes showing more life. Happiny smiled. "Yay! I feel the air getting less tense!"

"You can FEEL that? Like a super power!?" Budew questioned. Espeon coughed. "No. It is not remotely possible to have super powers. Though our pokemon powers are an exception because of the true science-"She covered her own mouth, then quickly stalked away. Alakazam joined Altalria in a conversation with Raen about a mix of sleeping, crystal balls, and teacups. Lapras, hearing commotion was expecting to see a fight. But instead saw Braixen, Whimscott, and Espeon talking about western slang, and the other conversations. Lapras' mouth spread in to a cheerful smile. That only lasted about two seconds. One of the passengers jumped on to the sea dinosaur's head and pulled out her mega phone. "I AM A PROUD POKEMON RIGHTS ACTIVIST!" She declared, standing straighter. She was a grass type with a Team Plasma T-shirt. "I SUPPORT TEAM PLASMA! VEGTABLES ARE MURDER!" Everyone on dock adverted their eyes to the Bellossom. "FREE YOURSELVES FROM YOUR IMPRISONMENT OF HUMANS!" Haruka's tail swished side to side. "I kind of like my trainer, thank you very much."

"So do I." Makoto agreed.

Arcanine sighed. "Do you even know what it is like in a pokeball?"

"UM… NO." The megaphone blared. "BUT IT'S CRAMPED, RIGHT?" The others that have been in a pokeball shook their head. Frillish face tentacled himself. "Kid, pokeball's shrink you so you aren't cramped. There is even furniture." Bellossom huffed, purposely pushing past Arcanine. Suddenly, there was a cloud of sand, covering everyone's view. There was a slash, and a rustle. When the sand cleared, Whimscott's hair pins were gone. So were Braixen's hat, Staraptor's begulepuss and Happiny's Rock. "WHO DUN IT?!" The fluffiest of the three roared. She turned and faced Altalria. "It was YOU wasn't it?!" Altalria pointed her beak skywards. "Why would I want your silly hairpins?" Staraptor felt around her face. "Now I can't be the Velociraptor of fun…" She whimpered. The shy, pink, egg like pokemon patted her back. "Rocky will save your mustache glasses. Don't worry."

A dark swoop fell from the trees above them. A Purrlion was admiring his treasures. He turned to face them. "Psyche!" He laughed. The devious pokemon then casually tossed back the items to their owners. "Knife to meet you! Pun intended." He flashed a smile, his Kanata gleaming. Braixen looked uneasy. "Um, I beg yer pardon but is that a sword?"

"Yes, actually. Looks sharp on me, right?" He turned to face the western fox. His silk, scarlet scarf blowing in the wind. "I guess so, mister." Braixen uttered, not really knowing what to say.

"You like knife puns? Well I LOVE KNIFE PUNZ!" Luxray exclaimed. Purrlion again showed his slightly creepy smile. "Yep. I looove knife puns. And knifes." Alakazam looked intrigued. "Hm. You like knifes…?"

"Reverse world yeah! They're sharp, cool looking, and perfect for killing people!" Purrlion swooned. Raen was the only one that seemed to think this was normal. "And now for the last contestant…" Frillish announced. There was no Lapras this time. A Cloyster was flowing down the ocean. When it reached the dock, it opened to reveal a Loppuny. "OMA!" Budew squealed. "IT'S THE FAMOUS ACTRESS LOPPUNY HOP! Man. I would like her more though, if she didn't cover Sir Gallade's booth at the Rustboro Comic Con." At the name of Sir Gallade, the actress scowled plastering on a fake smile. "Yes it is me, Loppuny. The one who starred in Wonder Fighters the Movie part 21." She removed her sunglasses, as she walked down the dock, casual but trendy outfit catching the eye of a certain fairy type.

"I'm sure the movie had cutting edge!" Purrlion remarked. Whimscott barged past the knife loving cat. "Loppuny! I am such a fan! You should ignore these weirdoes. They need help." Loppuny again, used her fake smile to brighten Whimscott's day. "Enough talk." Frillish interrupted, pushing a button on his remote. "Time to get this party started." Staraptor looked up in excitement. "I love parti-AHHHH!" The dock sprang upward at light speed, sending all the contestants in the air. Staraptor landed the perfect bull's eye, in the middle of a painted target on the grassy floor. "Team 1." The azure jellyfish said to the now crossed eyed bird. One by one the contestants fell. Altalria, who had realized what just happened flew, and landed safely on the edge of the target. "Team 2."

"YEAH! I CAN FLYYY!" Luxray grinned like a maniac, landing face first near the bull's eye. "Team 1."

"ARRRGH!" Arcanine bellowed, landing right on top of Luxray. "Team 1." Whimscott floated gently down at on the last rung of the target. "Team 2." Makoto and Haruka both crashed into the thankfully poofy pokemon. "Both of you. Team 2." Raen's shelder was like a needle, sticking to the ground. "Team 2." Budew was hyper, reciting all the names of the Sir Gallade episodes. "Episode 109: The Secret of Glittering ca-" BAM! Into the grass. "Team 1."

"THIS IS POKEMON ABUSION!" Screamed a certain flower pokemon. "Team 1."

"This is weirdest thing since that flying Arbok!" Braixen lassoed herself to safety. "Team 1."

Happiny slammed into her, shouting "Rocky, that's not nice! Say sorry to Airie!"

"Never mind." Braixen rasped. "Team 1." Loppuny was soaring through the air, cushioning her land with Dizzy Punch. "Team 2."

Alakazam was using psychic to levitate himself again, obviously showing off. "Team 2." Espeon seemed to be calculating something, eyes focused. Landing on all fours. "Team 2." Lastly was Purrlion who had disappeared. "Where'd he go?" Frillish questioned. "Meh. Anyway," Shing! A sound of a blade. Purrlion reappeared at the 'Team 2' mark. "I'm right here!" whined the stealthy, bipedal pokemon. "Darn it! I mean, Team 2." Frillish cleared his throat. "Now anyway. Time for team names. Everyone on Team 1, congrats. You are the Hysterical Hoopas. As for Team 2, you are the Disgusted Diances."

"YEAH HOOPAS!" Cheered Luxray.

"Over there," The jelly fish nodded to the rancid, rickety, out house.

"Is your confessional. Use it to express yourself to your viewers. Today will be your first challenge, April leprechaun tag. Everyone will have a clover, which equals one point. But only one person from each team will have a golden clover which if you steal from the other team, is an automatic win. The point of the game is, to be the team with the most clover points, or mons. You can steal clovers with an April fool, or just hit them out with paint balloons. If you hit or fool a golden clover, you give him or her YOUR clover. The only way to get a golden clover out, is for TWO MONS to fool him or her. No clover, you're out. Got paint? You're out, you can no longer participate and you will head over to the dining room. The losing team will get the worse cabin, and meet me at the elimination fire. Now go get your materials!"

BLEEP! Frillish's bull horn yelled. Everyone, startled by the horn, rushed over to Emboar, Who gave the teams a stash of paint balloons, and a bouquet of clovers. The Diances met up under a Pecha tree. "Alright," started Altalria who was holding the clovers. "Who died and made you boss?" interrupted Whimscott.

-000-

"So… This is the confessional? Ew." Whimscott stuck out her tongue in disgust. "Any way. Altalria is such a snob. Thinks she is so great. She probably wants to butter up Loppuny, but she can try. That's MY job!"

-000-

Alakazam opened his palms. "That's right Altalria. You should not just nominate yourself ruler! I should be the ruler. I am the smartest."

"Hey! What about me?! I have knives!" Said a Kanata holding feline. Whimscott snorted. "C'mon guys. I should obviously be leader. Or Loppuny. We are both fabulous."

"Let's just give someone the golden clover, and distribute the balloons!" Altalria huffed.

Espeon swished her tail. "Fine, you Gluteus Maximus!" Altalria tossed the golden clover to Loppuny.

-000-

Loppuny placed her sunglasses on her head. "That Whimscott is a fan isn't she? Well that won't be all that bad. Maybe we can gossip and chat, who knows?"

-000-

The Hysterical Hoopa's meeting was smoother than the opposing teams'. "I nominate myself to hold the golden clover." Bellossom declared. Arcanine rolled his eyes. "If we don't it's 'pokemon abusing' right?" Luxray stomped with all his weight. "I UNOMINATE BELLOSSOM. THE CLOVER GOES TO…" Luxray closed his eyes and span in a circle. "YOU." When he reopened his eyes, they focused on Braixen.

-000-

"Um," Braixen shifted on the toilet. "Y'all seem nice, and open. Though the team has some real argy issues." She sighed. "Well I got this do-hickey," She lifted the golden clover. "Mind as well do the best I can. Do it for the Phox family!"

-000-

"How dare he 'unnominated' me!? He can't do that! PLASMA SHALL HEAR OF THIS." Bellossom protested.

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BLEEP! The second horn blared, it was challenge time. Mons were spreading, behind rocks, into the woods, everywhere.

Purrlion slithered up a tree with three paint balloons, and a green clover in his teeth. Two of the Hoopas- Staraptor and Happiny- Were aiming a balloon at Altalria. He dived down and painted them both of them neon green. "I would say that was a knife one!" He chuckled at his own joke. Staraptor's face brightened, lighter than the neon green surrounding her. "I love this color!"

-000-

Staraptor is looking at her painted wings with glee. "Hahahaha…"

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"Looks like she didn't make the cut!" Purrlion's signature smile flashed across his face.

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Happiny was shown holding Rocky. "See? We should have went the OTHER way."

-000-

"Looks like team Hoopa has the lower hand." Frillish remarked, as he took a sip of ice tea in front of his holotelevision. "Looks like those balloons were HANDY, am I right?" Frillish cracked.

"Even the cat's puns are better than yours." Emboar snorted. "Hey…" Frillish responded.

Altalria was flying swiftly, hoping to surprise the resident cow girl. Finally, "SURPRISE…" The bird's eyes were red, her tone of voice sounded like a psychopathic clown. "No, you got surprised pardner!" Braixen pulled out the golden clover out of her tail. "Now if you don't mind, it'll be real nice if you hand me your clover. Thanky!"

-000-

"SHE WILL DIE TONIGHT." Altalria shook her head vividly. "Wait, what?"

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Braixen held her golden clover close to her "yes!"

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Luxray was sneaking up on the two best friends who were doing well, successfully aiming balloons at Raen, who kind of stood there.

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Raen is neon yellow, and is staring at the camera. "Why does everyone prey on me?" He groans in a sluggish, low tone. "Can't they see that I also love parties?" He sighs.

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The electric cat slinked in the shadows. The time was ripe. Buzz! Thunder Wave had the two friends paralyzed in an instant. "HA!" Luxray laughed as he took their clovers.

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Makoto was frozen. "Ow is ucks. Ts a ood hing hat aru was ere to e lyzed ith e.*" (*Wow this sucks. It's a good thing that Haru was there to be paralyzed with me. )

-000-

A healed Haruka was sitting on the foul toilet, washing his sore paw. "Ouch."

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Luxray was hyper, like always. "YEAH! TEAM HOOPA!"

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Whimscott was laughing at Altalria. "Hahahaaa!" She giggled. Loppuny tried to cheer her up. "Well the color brings out your eyes…"

"Yeah! Neon green looks good on you!" The hair addict kept on giggling, not noticing flickering the red eyes.

-000-

"Ha! Like any color looks good on her." A smug smile sat on Whimscott's face.

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Budew was lurking around cautiously. He felt as he was being watched. Swish! "Hey! Sir Gallade SUCKS!" A voice in the bushes mocked. The once merry grass type turned his head dramatically, eye twitching. "W-whaaat!?"

"April fooools!" Purrlion sang in a sing-song voice. He snatched the clover from Budew. "Not the sharpest tool in the shed aren't you?" He teased in the face of a pouty Budew.

-000-

"Thank Arceus he was kidding!" Budew sighed with relief. "If he wasn't, that would be a problem."

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Loppuny was strolling in the open talking in record speed with her loyal fan. "So do you like anyone?" She asked in an immature tone. "Well," Whimscott thought about this. "Not really. The only one that's actually hot is possibly Luxray or Purrlion. But they're both creeps so it doesn't really matter."

"Is that so?" The movie star inquired.

-000-

"She has to like SOME ONE. Maybe Alakazam? Wait who I am kidding." Loppuny shrugged. "She seems more of a fighting type kind of gal."

-000-

Alakazam and Espeon were arguing like children. "No, triangles add up to 180 degrees!" The sun pokemon pointed out.

"When the stars and planets collide, child. You don't have any proof."

"Textbooks are proof."

"Textbooks are biased."

"Whatever." Espeon flicked her tail.

-000-

"I win." A satisfied psychic smugly smiled.

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"Did he even go to school? And also, he did NOT WIN." The lavender eeveeolution's ears pointed downward in disgust.

-000-

Much to the psychic pokemon's dismay, Luxray was watching their every move. Tracking them with his glowing, golden, eyes. "BOOYAH!" Paint sprayed everywhere, landing on both Espeon, and Alakazam. "YEAH PAINT!" Luxray bellowed, in the ear of Espeon, who stalked away, with Alakazam, mortified. Arcanine soon trotted up to the enthusiastic cat, asking to team up. "So wanna go and go after the golden clover?"

-000-

"Luxray is just so nice and good at this! And well… he IS kind of hot." Arcanine swooned. "This will be the perfect adventure!"

-000-

DINING ROOM

Altalria was preening her feathers, huffing at Espeon when she entered. "Gluteus Maximus, outrageous!" she muttered.

"I heard that." Espeon growled, licking the paint away. "And you still are one of them."

Happiny walked over to Alakazam. "Hi. Do you want to play 'what did Rocky say' with me and Budew?" The know-it-all adjusted his circlet. "I do not perform such useless tasks." Staraptor quickly raised her bright green wing. "I want to play that!" Budew smiled. "Yay!" Makoto and Haruka were in deep conversation yet again, but were willing to join the growing game of 'what did Rocky say'. Raen stared blankly at the game.

-000-

"And no one even CONSIDERES the Slowbro." Raen sighed

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Haruka was smiling for the first time the whole day. "They are nice mons. I'm glad. I bet Floatzel thinks so as well."

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Budew was doing a little victory jiggle. "Happiny is really nice! She purposely made Rocky say 'Sir Gallade is awesome'! How did she know?! Maybe she can help me in one of my 'projects.'"

CHALLENGE

"The cat and dog duo together braved balloons, and avoided Purrlion as much as possible. The Ninja Cat was a threat to their mission of seeking the golden clover." Frillish narrated. Emboar puffed out smoke from his nose. "Great. Now you're going all Indiana Jolteon."

"Shut up."

Luxray leaped over a log, as Arcanine slid under it. They were both fast, and silent. "I FOUND SOMETHING!" Stated Luxray. "SOMETHING GOLD! I SAW IT THROUGH THAT BUSH!" His eyes were glowing a majestic yellow.

-000-

"Yeah, I can see through stuff." Luxray tilted his head up in pride. "BECAUSE IM AWESOME!"

-000-

They crept through the under grove, spotting Loppuny and Whimscott chatting away. "Yep! I used to be in competitions in Sinnoh." Loppuny confirmed.

"Nice. I was a pokestar." Whimscott recalled. "I showed all those other losers what it takes to be a star."

-000-

Loppuny waved to the camera. "Hi it's me again! I know this isn't very nice…. But well, Whimscott is a good friend…. Someone to talk to, but she can be kind of a jerk."

-000-

Luxray and Arcanine were only a few inches away from their target. "How 'bout we go a little closer than paralyze them. Then I'll take their clovers, and we can both yell 'April Fools.'"

Luxray nodded in agreement. It sounded like a solid plan. They were getting closer, closer, closer. Just as the electric wild child's fur was bristling, "THIS IS ABUSION! I COMMAND YOU TO APOLIGIZE!"

-000-

Bellossom was pouting as always. "He threw a balloon at me, teased me when he missed, and MADE A KNIFE PUN AT MY PRESENSE! Disgraceful. I had my right to shout."

-000-

Loppuny and Whimscott, hearing the yelling, ran away. Like they wanted to be splashed in paint.

Luxray roared. "ARRRRRRRGHHHHH!"

"Calm down, calm down. We can always try again. Plus, we still have our own golden clover."

Purrlion watched from his tree branch "Not for long."

Whimscott was running a long side Loppuny, when Purrlion spontaneously popped the question from his perch. "Let's go after the GC! You with me? It won't be blunt!" He giggled at his own pun.

-000-

Whimscott can be seen preening her hair. "Is ninja cat hitting on me?! Hope not. He's kind of a freak. But hey, he's good at this stuff. Worth a shot."

-000-

So the three of them went, off to find the other teams' treasure, a threat- or win. It was not very hard. After a couple minutes of tree climbing lessons from Purrlion, they immediately spotted their target. Braixen was strolling down the forest, humming the song 'Tauros Call' (Cattle Call). "The Tauros are prowlin', the Mightyana are howlin'- What the?!" Something had tackled her, and now she was staring into the Baby Doll Eyes of Loppuny. "Aww…" The western fox cooed. Little did she know, that she was being slowly trapped by Whimscott's Trick Room. Purrlion then snatched the clover from Braixens grasp. "Ha! That trick was just butchered out of MY amazing mind." And with that, "THE DIANCES WIN!" Blared the speaker phone.

-000-

A disappointed Braixen crossed her arms. "I was singing! Rude."

-000-

"What a relief!" Loppuny sighed.

-000-

"We won! Thanks to my sharp wits, we took a good stab at it." Said Purrlion, satisfied.

-000-

"Alright." Frillish clasped his tentacles together. "Diances, you get THAT cabin." He gestured to the broken down dump of a cabin.

"But I thought they were supposed to get the GOOD one!" Protested Budew.

"That is the good one. The other team gets that." He nodded over to two moldy, hollow, logs. Luxray growled, glaring at Bellossom. Frillish smiled innocently. "Hoopas, meet me at the elimination zone. Now."

-000-

"BELLOSOOM IS GOING DOWN!" The loud feline glowered.

-000-

"That eco flower is really annoying, and a hazard. Sorry but I'm voting for her." Braixen shrugged. "Plus, it was ME who just stood there while Purrlion took the clover." She adverted her eyes to the ground.

-000-

Staraptor was dancing in the stall. "Crackers! yeaaah! dododo! Crackers! Yeaaah!"

-000-

ELIMANATION FIRE

Every one sat in anticipation on their tree stumps. "If you get a poffin, you're safe. If not well…" Frillish chuckled. "Well I bet you missed home anyways. These are the mons who are safe. Luxray, Arcanine, Raen, Staraptor, Happiny, Budew." He tossed the poffins with out care. "Now… the votes are in. There is only one poffin left. And two mons, Bellossom, and Braixen." Bellossom looked nervous and outraged at the same time. Braixen fidgeted with her hat, and bit her lip, trying masking her fright. "Braixen? You are safe." Frillish tossed the poffin, which the cow girl caught gratefully. Bellossom stood. "YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"

"Why?" Frillish asked.

"Um…"

Emboar lifted with ease despite her struggling, and placed her into the slingshot of shame. He pulled the lever and- "bye." POW!

"Well that's it for now." Frillsh rubbed his tentecles together. "Tune in next time to find out who will get a ride in the slingshot of shame next. On Total. Drama. POOOOFFIN ISLAND!"

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A/N: Man this took a while. I sincerely hope you enjoyed it.

Bellossom: I DEMAND A PROPER BREAKFAST ON THIS STRANDED ISLAND!

Frillish: *LOL*