A/N :So finally! Chapter four! I am so happy I finished it. And please vote for your fave character on my profile, the winner will get an immunity totem. Below is a list of the teams. Thank you for reading and reveiw~!
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DIANCES
· Altalria
· Whimscott
· Makoto
· Haruka
· Alakazam
· Loppuny
· Purrlion
· Espeon
· ?
HOOPAS
· Staraptor
· Luxray
· Arcanine
· Budew
· Braixen
· Happiny
· Raen
· Bellossom (ELIMANATED)
· ?
DIANCE GIRLS
It was rather quiet at the girl side of the cabin. Everyone either hated each other, or were too exhausted to do anything. The awkward silence grew immensely, making it more uncomfortable by the second. Finally,
"So how do you feel with paint all over you?" Espeon asked in an obnoxious tone that made the room groan.
Whimscott shook her head. "You're doing it wrong! You need to take classes, girl."
"I do indeed take 'classes'. And I research it. It's a tiring process."
The hair maniac shrugged. "See what I mean?" She combed her fluffy cotton backside with her fingers.
Loppuny cleared her throat. "Um. So… Anyone likes a special somebody?"
"Such immature content! Mind as well tell the worst jokes of them all," Altalria scrunched her face. "Toilet jokes."
The super star sighed. "I really wished there was some drama here, or at least someone else to talk to…"
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"I don't know if I can survive! It's so… anti girl-talk here! Arrg… I mind as well eat carrots." Loppuny stuck out her tongue. "Never mind, I take that back."
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DIANCE BOYS
Alakazam was doing a little 'magic trick 'with his spoons. "And voila!" Alakazam took off the blindfolds of his fellow Diances. "The spoons disappeared! It's an old gypsy trick so I can't teach you."
Purrlion yawned. "Your spoons are behind your back. And you put them behind your back when you blindfolded us. Fork off, man!"
Haruka massaged his temples. "Did you just say 'fork off'? What happened to the knifes?"
The usually knife-pun cat shrugged. "Who said forks can't kill?"
Makoto shifted his gaze. "Um, want to talk about something else, like…. Seashells?"
Haruka's eyes lit up. "Remember the time when we found a Shelder, and it tried to attack us?"
"Yeah, totally, Haru!" Makoto smiled.
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"I am SO glad that Haruka is on my team! It's so awkward in there." Makoto sighed.
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"We were just in kindergarten! But it feels like only a few days ago. Right Mako?"
"Again, totally."
"When I was in kindergarten, a Magby burnt my tail, and now he's seeing a therapist. Good times, am I right?" A toothy smile occupied most of Purrlion's face.
Alakazam shook his head. "Imbeciles."
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"How can they talk more about seashells when they JUST saw a legendary magic trick?! I don't understand. Wait, of course I understand…I'm the smartest pokemon ever!" The know-it-all beamed.
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HOOPA GIRLS
In the girl log there was an abundance of laughter. Staraptor crossed her eyes, flapped her wings, stuck out her tongue, and made a sound similar to "SKWACK!"
Happiny laughed hysterically. "Rocky wants you to do that again!"
Braixen's smile wavered. "Then, um can we do somethin' else? I'm getting sorta tied up with silly faces." After one last round of eye crossing, flapping, tongue sticking, skwacking, and laughing, Braixen suggested that they just talked. "How 'bout about guys. If you're interested."
"Budew is nice! He even said I can help him on one of his 'projects'. Both me and Rocky are curious about what he means."
"But do you, like like him?" Braixen asked smugly.
"I like, like parties!" Staraptor exclaimed. "And gummy bears! And lolliops! And crackers! Crackers…." Staraptor swooned. "So delicious."
"Anyway." The cowgirl adjusted her hat. "Don't 'cha think Luxray is kinda cute?"
Happiny shook her head. "Too loud." Staraptor shrugged. "I like crackers better."
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"Luxray is cute. An' he seems like my type of guy wild, free, nice… And personally, hot. Arcanine is not that bad either, but I don't think he would be interested." Braixen looked up in consideration. "Yup. Not interested."
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HOOPA BOYS
Luxray and Arcanine were pretending to listen to the talkative Budew. "And OF COURSE just when Sir Gallade and Maiden Gardivior were JUST about to kiss, the Dark Bisharp HAD to interrupt, and COME ON! The producers KNOW that EVERYONE ships! Just COME ON!"
Arcanine was dozing off. "Yeah… So interesting…" Luxray was no longer the hyper cat everybody knew. Just by looking at him, Budew felt slightly tired. "Um, we should sleep….*YAWNS*"
Raen opened his mouth. "Guys? Maybe tomorrow, we can plan something for the challenge…" He never got to finish. Budew had left briefly, and Luxray and Arcanine were sound asleep.
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"JUST as I was speaking…" Raen rolled his eyes. "It's like they don't care about me."
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"I left for a little bit, 'cause I needed to speak to Happiny. The 'project' must start ASAP!"
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"Happiny… Happiny!" Budew poked the playhouse pokemon with a stick.
"Rocky, quiet…. I'm tired…."
"Happiny!"
"Whoa!" The pinker of the two hit her head on the roof of the log.
"SHHHHHHH!" Braixen and Staraptor shushed, absently. Budew gestured for her to go outside.
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"What a weirdo! How is he awake? *YAWN *?" Happiny rubbed her eyes. "Wait! Is he going to ask me out…? In that case… my lack of sleep will be worth it."
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"Happiny. Do you know…" Budew looked straight into his companions' eyes.
"Yes?" She answered.
"Do you know… What a 'fake-fan' is?"
Happiny's face melted into a disappointed frown. "You woke me up in the middle of the night, so you can ask if I know what a 'FAKE-FAN' IS?!"
"Yes…" Budew cowered in fear.
"Well no." The egg like pokemon huffed.
"Ok, um a fake-fan is a fan who is not really in the fandom, just a fan 'cause of popularity."
"That's horrible! How unloyal!"
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"I would hate to see a Sir Gallade 'fake-fan'… To be honest I've become quite fond of the series myself!" Happiny smiled. She knew she will never be a 'fake-fan'.
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"Yes! She passed! Now I can get started on the 'project!"
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"YOU PASSED! Now go back and sleep!" Budew skipped all the way back to the boy log, leaving Happiny gaping.
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"What…?" Happiny hugged Rocky. "I'll protect you Rocky. The poor guy gone nuts. I bet after some sleep he will be ok though."
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6 HOURS LATER
*BLEEEEEP!* "WAKEY WAKEY EGGS WITH BAKEY! GO TO THE MESS HALL!" Frillish shrieked into the megaphone. A mix of groans and complains arose from the cabin and logs, as everyone trudged into the mess hall.
The line for food was slow and the plop! Sound of each blob of food sickened the next customer.
" Ew…" Whimscott complained. "This is more disgusting than the confessional."
Emboar growled. "Eat up, smartass." His glowing eyes commanding.
"Y-yes…" And for the first time, the hair maniac adverted her gaze. But when she lifted her eyes, she saw an immediate threat. Two best friends. Makoto and Haruka. Talking it up at the team table. "Alliance!" She gasped.
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"I need to break those two up! Before I know it, their gonna kick everyone out one by one. But which one should go home tonight?" Whimscott smirked. "It's a good thing I packed this!" From her hair she pulled out a Taunt TM. "It's not like I need Trick Room anyway."
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Whimscott sat right in between Makoto and Haruka. "Can you not? We were talking." Haruka irritably flicked his tail. He did not care for her friendship. To him, she was just plain mean.
"No its ok! So were you interested in our conversation? You know any surfers?" Makoto was being nice to the cotton haired pokemon. It was his nature.
Whimscott plastered on a fake smile. "Of course."
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Haruka's face was unusually worried. "I don't trust cotton head. Makoto is too nice! I better look out for him… Who knows what danger she could put him in?"
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Emboar lifted Frillish onto the table. "Attention!" The campers looked at him with dread. "We have two new campers! Apparently when we switched over to Lapras, these two got stuck at the Peliper dock. So here they are! Unfortunately. One new teammate for each team."
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"YES!" Loppuny pumped her fist. "I hope we get a girl!"
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"The first contestant!"
A leg kicked the door open. "Bow to your new master!" The big talker was adorned with a leather jacket and decked out in a fedora. A Seviper tattoo coiled around his right forepaw.
. Luxray started laughing. "My new RIBBON-DUDE MASTER!" The wild pokemon started rolling on the floor.
Arcanine joined. "This is hysterical!"
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"Actually it's not that funny. But got to agree with the man!" Arcanine shrugged.
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Haruka chuckled respectively. "I've seen some 'tough guy' Sylveons. Always entertaining."
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The new Sylveon glowered. "You." He sauntered over to Luxray. "Will pay. I have an army of dragons!"
Luxray's eyes turned from laughter to fear. "That's right. I am second command of DARK LAVAAAA!" He lifted his tattooed paw and clenched a fist.
"Dark what?!" Loppuny questioned.
Sylveon snapped his attention to the actress. "Ah, a superstar! How… Disgusting."
Whimscott suddenly stopped paying attention to her hair. "Hey! I don't know who you think you are, but that's a famous pokemon you're talking to!"
"Oh I don't think you understand, I have an army of DRA-GONS hair-girl!"
"Like I'm scared of dragons. I'm a freaking FAIRY!"
Makoto cleared his throat. "Let's not fight…"
"LETS RUUMBLEEE!" Frillish had a bag of popcorn resting on his lap. "C'mon guys! It's a TV show!"
Emboar sighed. "Frillish, shut up." And the ghostly pokemon did.
Espeon rolled her eyes obnoxiously. "Not one of these guys."
The new camper stomped up to the fellow eeveelution. "I should have been an Umbreon! But NO! I GOT THIS!" He gestured to his face. Espeon backed away in disgust.
."Got what?" A new voice questioned. A Skitty pranced in with a sapphire pendent and sparkly tail-ribbon that screamed 'Rich'.
"Ugh." Whimscott groaned. "Another fake-o 'Rich girl'. I bet you didn't even earn that money. I bet you're Del-daddy gave you a 2,000 PokeDollars allowance!"
"Actually, I'm adopted. And my allowance is only 20 PokeDollars a month."
"Adopted-freak." Whimscott muttered under her breath.
"Why, thank you!" The gen. three cat smiled. But her smile drastically changed once she saw what was around her. She quickly hid behind a shocked Altalria. "C-can we go to our cabins please?"
Frillish started laughing hysterically. "Nope. Anyway that sorry looking out house is your confessional, and Skitty your in Hoopas, and Sylveon in Diances, blah, blah, blah."
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"Aw man! We got the guy!" Loppuny complained.
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The fairy gangster's rage shone through his crystal blue eyes. "DIANCES?! DIANCE IS A PRISSY FAIRY PRINCESS! I DEMAND THE DARK LORD HOOPA!"
Emboar stared into his eyes. "You sure? You sure you wanna defy us?"
"Err, Diance is a NICE prissy princess…"
"Good."
"Anyway," Frillish cracked his knuckles/tentacles. "Today's challenge is Poffin Baking! It is indeed Poffin Island."
"I didn't know that!" Purrlion said in mock shock.
Frillish rolled his eyes. "Anyway, around this island is a variety of materials! Such as… Spoons! Forks! Pots! Chef Hats! And an IMMUNITY TOTEM!" The crowd 'ohhd' and 'ahhd' in anticipation. "It sorta looks like this." Frillish snapped, and Emboar handed him a small wooden poke ball, and the jellyfish held it high. "You have five minutes. - Bleeeeep! -Go!" Haruka and Whimscott immediately made their way towards Makoto.
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"I have got to get to Mako first. I already loathe Whimscott, and its only day two!" Vaporeon held a determined glare.
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Whimscott wasn't going to make it. "Grass knot." She murmured, and the Floatzel fell over Vaporeon with a WHAM!
Espeon stalked past. "Ha! Looks like your friend is manipulating you're movements! You sure he finds you a companion?" She snickered.
"But I didn't…" Haruka was confused. Whimscott smiled from a safe distance.
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"That's weird! I did not trip over Haru, I tripped on something else but I didn't see a rock or anything." Makoto looked up thoughtfully.
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"Ha! Suckers. And Espeon's comment there actually made me cringe. She has major insult issues." Whimscott twirled one of her hairs around her finger. Just as she thought the best friends' minds were. Around her finger.
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Altalria scanned the view below her. "Pots…Where are those pots…- Ah!" She swooped down, head first and got ready to pick up the pot with her open talons. Once captured, the pot made its way into a smug position in Altalria's mouth.
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"My flock was at least a little bit useful. They taught me how to swoop and fly." The classy flying type shrugged. "Maybe annoying birds can be helpful I…may have underestimated them."
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Staraptor was flying like nuts laughing and twirling about in the air. "I'm CRACKER WOMAN!" She yelled, crashing into Altalria, who was now potless.
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"I'll take that back." A now angered Altalria huffed.
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"Wanna team up?" Staraptor giggled innocently.
"We are on different teams…" The uptight dragon type said absently. She was searching the ground for her pot.
"Oh. Right." The cheery bird flew away. "Toodles!"
"Toodles, indeed." Altalria grinned like a jack-o-lantern, then shook violently, falling into her lost pot like someone was making Altalria stew.
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"I really must learn to control that demon!" A twig covered, injured, Altalria moaned.
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Happiny picked up a cooking spoon and put it in her pocket, while Budew was jabbering about his 'plan'.
"So you know like, suspicious characters and stuff? Well I think there are some on this very island."
The playhouse pokemon nodded, intrigued.
"Well I want to catch these suspicious characters… They can be a threat and things. Like they can hurt other pokemon." At the word 'hurt' Happiny cringed.
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"'Hurt' is such a strong, painful word. Hurt is bad." Happiny concluded.
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"So like Espeon? She at least tries to hurt other pokemon." Happiny guessed.
"Nah. Not that hurt. Anyways, will you help me?"
"Of course!"
"Well first you're going to need to save someone. Prove that you can help me."
Happiny frowned. "So you don't trust me?"
"No I-"Budew never go to finish his thought. A certain bird like pokemon was falling from the sky. As quick as a wink, his possible crime stopper got a pot out of nowhere and caught Altalria. "I think you're good." Budew said to a pleased Happiny.
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"She's PERFECT! Quick wits, innocent, a hater of fake-fans, pure, and a fan of Sir Gallade herself! We're gonna NAIL this mission." Budew nodded. He was confident in his partner.
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Luxray and Arcanine were forging for the needed cooking items. Luxray already carelessly missed three pots and a chef hat. "I don't know this stuff." He admitted. On the other hand, Arcanine killed it. He knew when they were made, the quality of it, and if there were toxic ingredients just by looking at it.
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"Luxray is cute when he doesn't know anything. He rages when I correct him. Adorable!" Arcanine laughed.
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Sylveon was stomping in the forest awkwardly nest to Purrlion. They had found some items, and were just so happening to go along the same route. Finally, Purrlion broke the silence with a knife fork pun. He had recently spotted a fork waiting to be picked up.
"Look there's a fork in the road!" He giggled at his own lame pun. "Or shall I call it a floork? Oh yeah that was a pun freshly butchered outta MY mind." The ninja smiled deviously. The gangster eyed him wearily.
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"Is he trying to be nice to me? Well he doesn't seem that bad. But if he asks any PERSONAL questions…" Sylveon punched his other paw. "I hope he has a nice time in hell."
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Raen was hopelessly lost. He was wandering around when, BAM! Smack right into Braixen and Skitty, who was feeling much worse now.
"H-how far are we rom the cabin…?" She whispered. Raen did a small calculation.
"Maybe a mile." The small cat practically fainted.
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"Ok, maybe I am scared of open spaces… Like a reverse claustrophobia…" The sapphire pendent holding pokemon sighed.
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"Well let's get a move on. We gotta get back real soon. Wanna join us pardner?" Braixen asked the lonesome Slowbro.
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"Maybe I'm not as invisible as I thought I was…" Slowbro pondered.
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BLEEEEP! "TIMES UP! BACK TO THE MESS HALL Y'ALLS! TIME TO MEET SOME NEW 'FRIENDS'." Frillish and Emboar started laughing hysterically at this. It was all over the loud speaker, which did not cheer up the campers, as they trudged to the Mess Hall. In total, the Diances gathered one huge slightly dented pot, one slightly smaller bowl, one sifter as well as a whisk, a mold, and one baking sheet. The Hoopas collected two medium sized pots, one sifter, two whisks, a mold, three pastry bags, and one baking sheet. The host frowned. "Darn it, you guys actually got most of the materials you needed! Ugh. You just made my job sooo much harder." The campers cheered happily at this.
"Oh don't you cheer just yet…" Emboar smirked, as he pulled open the curtains which revealed the three Unova starters. They're judgmental eyes scanning the crowd in front of them.
"Yeah, I coaxed Emboar to invite his cousin to do a thing for us. It's cheaper." The jellyfish shrugged.
Tepig's eyes fired over to Emboar. "B-but Embieee you said I was your favoriteee and that's why I'm hereee!" He whined. Everyone tried to conceal their laughs at Emboar's nickname, for they knew that one giggle would switch him off to 'rage mode.'
Loppuny took a closer look. "Oh." She pursed her lips. "Why if it isn't the owners of Unova's best restaurant!" She said the last part as sarcastic as her mouth can handle.
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"I have nothing against them! Except that they're snobs, and they don't give out to charity, and they're famous! There only needs to be ONE superstar around here." The rabbit tossed her head.
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The grass starter, or Snivy, raised an eye brow. "Ah, yes, Loppuny Hop? I am VERY shocked that you are here," a British accent drawled from the snake like pokemon. "I thought you knew better, than to join this…Hot mess."
Oshawott nodded his head. "Yeah, so give us food and stuff." Before the actress could retort, Budew, Haruka, and Luxray barged past her.
"OMA! You guys make the BEST pokeblock sandwiches EVER!"
"Your recipes are brilliant! I am so honored to meet you!"
"YOUR NACHOS PLUS MY FACE EQUALS PARTY TIMEZ!"
"Party!" Staraptor clapped her wings
"Whatever." Whimscott murmured. She tapped Loppuny's shoulder. "You are still more famous. No need to be glum."
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"Since I am SUCH a good friend, I decided to cheer up Loppuny," Whimscott smiled with pride.
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Espeon looked nostalgic. "Ah, yes the Village Bridge of Unova…"
Even Frillish's gaze softened. "Those Gummis are to DIE for." The host get out of his trance. "CHOP CHOP PEOPLE! Gather your materials and follow Emboar!" The fiery pig was decked out in a tiny airline attendant uniform. The campers followed their hosts to the kitchen, where the needed ingredients for the perfect poffin or poke puff was stocked. On the other side.
Luxray tromped ahead. "GOT NO TIME FOR WAITING! LUXRAY GOTTA COOK THINGS!" And POW! Hit by a May-or-may-not-be purposely loose floor board.
"That," Emboar sniggered. "Was an ACCIDENT."
"Are you ok? Don't be all hat and no cattle!" The cowgirl looked at the final electric evolution with concern, only to be pushed away by Arcanine, who started to fawn over the jock like a baby. Earning a glare from the girl who adjusted her hat like a pro.
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Braixen crossed her arms. "I don't know what's goin' on with Arcanine. And I know its only day two. But I don't like others in my way. And I sense that-"
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"SHE has got an eye on my bro!" Arcanine bared his teeth. "And like those western movies always say-"
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"An' like my pa always said,"
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"This town ain't big enough for TWO OF US"
"There are three types of men; the ones who learn by readin', the few that learn by observation, and the rest that pee on the electric fence." They said in unison.
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"Arcanine better not by the guy with the fence. Or he'll get a shocking surprise. *sigh* Puns are more of Purrlions' thing."
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Espeon noticed the amount of staring between the fire types, a competition? She thought to herself. A perfect excuse for manipulation always made her smile.
"Manipulation indeed." Purrlion whispered to the studious, violet, pokemon, which turned to face him.
"Are you trying to form an alliance? If so I will be willing to give you that trust." She inquired.
The ninja scowled. "I don't need your trust." He spat, and turned his head away from his teammate.
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"WH-what? What did I do?" The eeveelution said.
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Frillish cleared his throat, silencing the crowd. "Today, the challenge is to make the PERFECT poffin or poke puff. I will tell each team which of the two you will make. Then, proceed to collect the needed ingredients, on the list I will give you which has your team name on it, corresponding with what you will make. After 30 minutes of cooking, you will be judged by these painfully critical judges." Loppuny gave the three starters a withering glance. "And as Luxray demonstrated," Frillish chuckled. "Budget is a little low. So watch for loose floor boards. Five minutes. - Bleep! - Go!"
"B-but what about the recipe?" Happiny shyly asked.
"You have to figure it out yourself. Now GOOO!"
"I'll go get the list!" Declared Whimscott, receiving a death glare from Haruka. "No. I will."
Makoto smiled awkwardly. "Um, well, Whimscott did say she was going to go first so…"
"It is only fair, and I loathe her." Altalria agreed. "Well, it's a shar-" Purrlion begin, only to get interrupted by Espeon. "No puns, PLEASE!" Alakazam rolled his eyes. "Eeveelutions are really SO dramatic." The Vaporeon stomped out of sight, to cool down.
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"Haru, is like my best friend ever! And right now my only friend. So I really don't want to piss him off. But right now he's acting… Different." Makoto placed his paw on his forehead with stress.
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"ARRRGHH! Why is everyone taking her side?" The surfer with the purple striped collar complained.
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Though meanwhile, when Haru was still in the confessional, Whimscott made a change of plans.
"You know what? Haru can do it if he really wants to. I'm going to go tell him now."
Makoto nodded in approval. "I don't know why Haru hates you. You can be really nice."
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"Ha! I'm not gonna tell him. This is just… Part of the plan." The hair maniac laughed.
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So she never told Haru. And in the chaos, nobody knew that she had got a piece of paper, and copied down the other teams list from Frillish's clutches. Whimscott then causally handed the ocean eyed seal-like creature the list, who decided to not believe her. But Taunt did its trick, and Haruka snatched the list and commanded the others to get the materials.
The other team, the Hoopas, had Arcanine take the list. "But I think I want to take a shot." The water psychic type groused.
"NO! We gotta go FAST!" Luxray boomed.
"Eeyup." Braixen acceded.
"Oh right. *YAWNS*" Slowbro replied. Every single time somebody got hit with a floor board, both hosts brayed insanely. Finally it was time to start cooking.
"Alright we got the apricorn flour, the combee honey, the moo moo milk, - Yup, all set!" Budew announced.
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"I purposely left out one ingredient when listing them off…. Eggs. I don't want to scare Happiny." Budew whispered.
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Bleeeeep! Cooking time.
"Ok guys, who here can cook?" Espeon demanded. Haru, Makoto and Altalria raised their appendage.
"So then what do WE do?" Asked Whimscott, sassily.
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"Look, I don't want to be bored out of my skull for 30 minutes." The cotton head snorted.
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Loppuny bobbed her head. "She does have a point. I think it's best if we work together! Like, I can mix some things…"
"Yeah!" Whimscott agreed enthusiastically.
Haruka snarled. Makoto pulled him aside. "Um, wait a sec. guys."
Purrlion watched with interest. "Need to give him a pep talk? About what? How to use an a salt riffle?" The rest of the team groaned.
Skitty threw a spoon at him. "You're starting to annoy me." She warned.
"Are you ok? You have been acting really strange." His huge green eyes bored into his friends own optics.
Haruka sighed. "I just want to protect you." And with that he pushed past the taller of the two. "Come on. We only have 30 minutes." The weasel like pokemon scratched his head, and went off to join the others.
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"Haruka said he was trying to 'protect me?' Maybe he needs space…" The orca patterned pokemon shrugged.
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Altalria thought for a moment. "You can elapse the constituents. That is still a notable job."
Espeon gestured approval.
"Um, in poke-nese please?" Whimscott rolled her eyes. The cloud bird took a deep breath. "Just hand us the ingredients when needed."
"How about we make one…" the stripped dolphin marked pokemon checked the list "poke puff? Yes one poke puff. Altalria and can do the mixing, Makoto can do the baking, everyone else gather ingredients and I do the décor?"
"Sounds like a plan." Makoto beamed. His friend was acting like himself again.
Unfortunately, nobody on team Hoopa could bake. Well except one, being Happiny. But one look at the eggs, and she declined.
"I-I refuse to bake with something made from my sis-sisterhood!" She protested. The team pleaded, but no such luck.
"Maybe I can try?" Slowbro inquired. Arcanine shook his head. "Your arms are WAYY to short. But you can make sure we are using all the ingredients to make this Poke puff."
"O-of course." The dopey pokemon masked his sadness.
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"I can't do ANYTHING in this challenge!"
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Sylveon raised a quiet paw. "Um…" His swagger gone "I-I can cook…" Luxray stifled a giggle. Braixen's jaw unhinged.
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"My dad always said that cheese is the key to life. It's how he met mom!" The gangster seemed friendly and cheerful.
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"I'm going to need help mixing and some cheese though…*AHEM*" Sylveon cleared his throat. "And no questions asked! if anyone breaks my rules…." he made a little fist, and punched into his open paw. "They'll get it. Now get some cheese! Cheddar! Swiss! Parmesan! Go!"
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"I have no idea what he is doing, but I can't do much about it! Everyone is following him." Arcanine made a face. " Even Luxray."
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"Heh heh…" Frillish looked at his contestants. "I loooove rivalry. OK 10 MORE MINUTES PEEPS!" Emboar smiled in agreement. His cousin whined off-screen. "Embieeeee you said that there will be a celebertyyyyyy!"
"There is a celebrity. Frillish. And that weirdo Loppuny."
"Noooo someone that I care abouuttt !" Frillish gave the brat a plastered smile. "J-just be quiet…" He fitted through clenched teeth.
"Yeah." Loppuny muttered under her breath, overhearing. She was passing the honey over to Haruka.
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"Gosh! That brat is driving me insane! Not to mention his snobby on and off girlfriend! I read about it here." Loppuny held up a gossip magazine. "Man! They got my ears wrong again! And why am I eating a carrot?"
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Skitty was causally mixing the batter when, snatch! Her pendant had disappeared.
Purrlion held up the expensive necklace. "This would be a great decoration to my weapon of mouse destruction! Just a bunch of mouse traps for Pikachus and Marills. Get it? Mouse destruction? "
Skitty slammed into him and prepared her tail for Wake-up slap. Her tail grew the color of an angry zit. "Give. Back. My. PENDANT!" She screamed.
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"I will KILL to get this back." The once timid cat clenched her paw with determination.
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"When did pink cats get scary?" Purrlion shuddered.
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"Yeesh." the ninja pouted. "If you really want it back."
"Um, you should get back to work?" Mako suggested, mixing like heck.
"Of course." Skitty was back to her normal state.
Haruka was acting like a surgeon, perfecting the poke puff. "frosting?" Whimscott recuntlently gave him the tasty frosting. "No eating." He warned, as he made tiny swivels around the baby pink, sweet puff. It all came natrally to him. Swivel the frosting, place the Pecha berries, blow to dry, repeat.
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"I guess you can say that cooking is one of my 'strenths'… I am pretty confident we'll win this, at the rate the other team is at." Haruka smiled.
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"No no no! Eggs BEFORE the Moomoo milk!" The fairy growled at an annoyed Braixen. Happiny cringed at the word 'eggs'.
"Come on. Just this once?" Budew asked his friend.
"N-no!" the rock carrying pokemon sniffed.
"Its no use." Arcanine huffed to the fanboy. "Go help Raen. I think he needs it."
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"I really can't have Happiny eliminated. I just… She is like, the perfect partner!" Budew looked stressed.
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Raen was trying to mix his part of the batter, but it was difficult with the thick cheese and the chaos around him. It looked like he wasn't even trying, but in truth he was putting his heart and soul into it.
"I wish I could help you." The green little plant said wistfully. "But I have no hands. I wish I had some use." Raen gave a sympathetic nod, and kept stirring slowly and calmly.
All of a sudden, Staraptor flew upwards and yelled; "ENOUGH CHEESE! THIS IS DEFYING THE REIGN OF CRACKERS!"
Luxray stood up. "NO! CHEESE IS NESSESARY FOR NACHOOOOOSSS!"
"BUT SO ARE CRACKERRSSSSSS!"
"STOPS!" Sylveon yelled. "Cheese is godlike and awesome. My dad said so. No questions asked. Mold times!"
Luxray, upset because of inturruptions, sloppily dumped the batter on to the molds. Braixen patted his back. "Hold your horses big guy."
"Yeah." Arcanine pushed the cowgirl away. "Gentle." As soon as the Poke puffs were done, Sylveon started treating it like a baby. Carfully putting each dot on the slightly burnt sides of the puffs. It was lopsided and smushed, but the gangster believed that décor would change all of it.
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"I'll make it so the cream cheese frosting on this cheese puff is so delicious that they will forget about everything else." Sylveon adjusted his fedora.
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"FIVE MINUTES! Hurry!"
Luxray grabbed the frosting and squirted it around the plate. Sylveon started to cry. "I-it looks like finger painting! *SOBS*"
"Sorry bro. But we gotta go!" Luxray said as he dashed away.
Finally, both dishes were presented by each team. "The judges will judge on a scale from 1 to 10 and add their scores. Whoever gets the least points loses. START PRESENTING!"
The Hoopas' Cheese Puffs was presented as well as they could muster. They were still lopsided, and the rush to finish it never helped.
Oshawott stuffed one into his mouth. "Hmm. Cheesy. 7."
Tepig took a greedy bite. "Embieeee! You said the food was gooooood! 3!"
Snivy looked at it like it just came out of Donphan's bottom. "This is unacceptable! How poorly presented." But despite that the snobby snake took a bite, and spat it out. "Burnt! 5% to much oven time! A 3! Be ashamed!" Snivy looked directly at the dragon leader.
Sylveon was about to burst into tears.
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"But it was NOT MY FAULLLT!" The eeveelution screamed
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Haruka confidently placed the sole poke puff on the counter. "Enjoy." Snivy smiled than frowned, when she saw the actress glowering at her.
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"Oh. This team. I might have acctully liked them, but that rabbit…." The grass starter made a hissing sound.
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Oshawott tried to eat all of it, but got a slap from Tepig, and recuntlently took his third.
"Not enough! 6." Emboar's cousin took a nibble.
"Mmm. Very nice. a 5. And Why can't Embie cook like this? EMBIEEEEE I WANT YOU TO TAKE CLASSES FROM THIS GUUUYYY!" The co-host's nose flared, and the brat shut up. Haruka's face looked like it was going to crack.
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"I JUST got complimented by a famous chef!" Haruka swooned.
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Snivy sampled the poke puff. And tried to hide her smile of surprise. "Th-this poke puff is OK…. But a 3."
"It's a draw!" Frillish announced. "And so we will have a tie-" Loppuny tapped the jellyfishes shoulder, and wispered in his ear, as well as wave a 10 dollar bill. "Ahem. Er, the Diances win! Their poke puff um, looks better!" Snivy looked she was going to explode, as Loppuny gave her a smug smile.
"WAIT!" The snobby judge raised her arm. "I withdraw a point! Because uh…." She scrambled around her paper to find something to complain about. "Because this team was supposed to make a poffin!" Haruka stared quizilingly, as everyone except Mako glared at him.
" In that case," Frillish tucked the money in his frills. "Hoopas win!" The team cheered, they were surprised since their puff was horrible. "Diances, meet me at the elimanation."
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"I-I don't know who to vote for!" Mako stressed. "Haruka is my friend! And everyone else didn't do anything to get elimanated."
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Whimscott smiled. "Looks like Haru, is going home."
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Loppuny crossed her arms. "The team just CAN"T vote me out. I took one for the team and gave that slime ball 10 bucks! But that's not a lot…."
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The Diances sat on their stumps nerveously, steadily. Awaiting their fate. The poffins came fast this time,each one perfectly aimed. "Makoto, Altalria, Espeon, Alakazam, Purrlion, Whimscott, you are safe. Loppuny," The superstar's ears perked up, surprised. "You are on the chopping block for having a bad history with one of the judges."
"Well I'm SORRY that I didn't give them a five star rating, or that they are all jerks." Loppuny huffed.
"They kind of are." Emboar pointed out.
Frillish rolled his eyes. "Well, your safe. And Haruka?"
The bubble jet pokemon looked up miserabaly. He knew it was coming. But that did not stop him from protesting.
"IT WAS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS-" Haruka was red with anger, no longer his conservative self. Emboar stuffed him in a bag.
"Haru!" Makoto called. But it was to late.
"Sayonara, sucker." chuckled the host. POW!
"Ha! Who will board the slingshot next? Will Whimscott stop paying attention to her hair? And will Tepig stop being a brat? Well for that, never. But as for the rest, tune in next time on TOTAL. DRAMA. POOOOFFIN ISLAND!"
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