A/N: THIS IS PART 1 AND 2 COMBINED! Try and find at least 3 refrecnces peeps, but im telling you there are probably much more than that. List
your findings, and we will have a little competition. :3. Oh and BTW you can now send mail to your OCs and other characters! More on this below.
DIANCES
· Altalria
· Whimscott
· Makoto
· Haruka(ELIMANATED)
· Alakazam
· Loppuny
· Purrlion
· Espeon
· Skitty
HOOPAS
· Staraptor
· Luxray
· Arcanine
· Budew
· Braixen
· Happiny
· Raen
· Bellossom(ELIMANATED)
· Sylveon
DIANCE GIRLS
Loppuny was finally satisfied with the talk time in the girl side of the cabin. The pink little cat was much calmer in the small space and could talk for just as long as the celebrity.
"So," Whimscott butted in, annoyed. "Wanna talk about something else besides the latest gossip magazine news?"
Loppuny whipped her head around to face her friend. "Um, not really."
"Yeah…" Skitty agreed. "I mean, isn't it FUN too talk about those meanie judges, behind their backs? I mean, they sort of deserve it."
Espeon rolled her eyes. "Maybe for you losers… Ahem, um, idiots."
Loppuny winced. And Altalria hid her face.
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"I feel like I'm neglecting Whimscott but…" The anti-carrot rabbit bit at her nails.
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Whimscott flipped her hair. "Ok, rich orphan is stealing my BFF right now and its NOT COOL."
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Espeon looked mildly confused. "I used a name, I sounded sarcastic… Where exactly did I go wrong? Maybe only ONE insult? No wait… *sigh* How do other pokemon do this 24/7"
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DIANCE BOYS
Purrlion sharpened the blade of his Kanata, each piercing shing! Almost matching the time of each tear droplet that fell, losing its grip to the floatation weasels' face in front of him.
"I-I M-MISS H-HARU SO MU-UUUUCHHHHH!" He bawled.
The 'punny' cat rolled his eyes. It was just elimination. Alakazam shared less sympathy than the dark type.
"I command you to STOP THIS UNNESSASARY NOISE!"
"B-BUT…" Makoto wasn't used to his feelings being pushed away so easily.
"No. Shh… Now please. I can't rant on my smart-ness with that racket." The weasel stopped crying. "Good. Now where was I…Oh yes, I have many medical talents. I can do CPR."
The ninja pulled downed his ears until it hurt. "If you are going to be annoying, at least make some puns! Like…Oh this is a, cleaver one!" He snickered for about ten seconds on that one. "Instead of being mispearble… Why don't we have a slashing time? See, those were pretty good. Considering they came from me."
Alakazam narrowed his eyes into slits. "So you think YOUR mind is good enough to brag about?" Purrlion shrugged.
"Well that…I can prove wrong." The psychic levitated himself, in battle position. Makoto stared in confusion, but backed away.
"Well see if you can top THIS! The book I am reading about anti-gravity is hair rising! Impossible to put down!"
Purrlion readied his list of unending puns. "Well that sure sounds just like the time I was a banker… It was SO boring that I lost INTREST!" The two self-centered pokemon glared at each other, rivalries electricity clashing against each other. Makoto wearily watched both of the contestants for their own pun contest, and bawled once again.
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"T-this place SUCKS without my buddy…. And…IT'S GOTTEN WO-RSEEEE!" The weasel cried into his paws.
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HOOPA GIRLS
Happiny screamed. Both Staraptor and Braixen went to her aid, the 'velociraptor of fun' cheering her up, while the cowgirl asked soothing questions to their young roommate. "'Kay what's wrong sugar cube?" Staraptor put on her beaglepuss which made Happiny stop crying.
"I-I h-had an n-nightmare." She managed to squeak. "Well what was it about?" The fire fox asked calmly.
"I w-was baking br-bread and then I, and then I… A monster s-stole Rocky and then… and then g-got eggs and w-was shoving th-them into my m-mouth…" The young one teared up once again.
Staraptor patted her head with her surprisingly soft wings. "Well just imagine the eggs as crackers!"
"Yeah." Braixen agreed. "And Rocky is right here with you. In your apron pocket. He ain't goin' nowhere."
"S-sure?"
"110% with a hint of sweetness!" Staraptor replied. Happiny's eyes fluttered, her lips molded into a smile, as she fell into a deep sleep.
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"AWWWW! The little sugar cube is ADORABLE!" Braixen gushed into the camera. "She is only two years younger than us, but it feels like she is much younger… *YAWN* babysittin' is a little tiring, y'know?"
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Staraptor placed her mustache glasses on the sleeping pokemon. "Shhh… The wittle sugar cookie is sleeping... :)"
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HOOPA BOYS
Sylveon marched up and down the boy's log, a ribbon adorned army sergeant- literally. "Ok troops…" The gangster's leather jackets print of the fairy type symbol made Arcanine shudder. "YOU will do as I say. YOU will be an extension of… DARK LAAVAAAA!"
Budew frowned. "Wait why-"
"Because dragons okay? Arceus. Anyways, YOU will be in formation! Now!" The rest of the guys immediately snapped to attention. That is, except for Luxray. The wild electric type kept on fiddling and moving around nervously, impatiently. Sylveon stomped over to Luxray. "YOU. You make my OCD, HURT!" He yelled, frightening the fully evolved pokemon. "Now, at ease. Good… Kay guys, who wants to talk about how being a vegetarian can help the eco system?" Arcanine, Luxray, and Budew looked at him with deep puzzlement.
Raen raised his hand. "Yes, Raen?"
"Uh, it can help because meat kills living things."
"Very good Raen." The Slowbro smiled more than he had in ages.
"Um…" Arcanine pondered, only to get interrupted. "I SHANT NOT STAND TO BE A FOLLOWERZ OF YOU!" Luxray interjected, electric energy rising his jersey as well as his fur.
"MY INNER GRAMMAR NAZI IS NOT AS POWERFUL AS MY DRAGONS! AND THAT'S… SAYING A LOT!" Sylveon shot back. Arcanine broke it up between the two. "Guys, please. Let's get some rest." And after some grumbling, they did just that.
Budew's dream consisted of Sir Gallade and Maiden Gardevior, training together. Though even in sleep, Budew heard the distant scream of Happiny. "Happiny…?" he asked in his slumber. "It's ok… Sir Gallade will protect Rocky…"
HOURS LATER
"RISE AND SHINE, YA DING-DONGS! GET READY FOR ANOTHER DAY OF TOURTURE- I MEAN 'FUN'! HAUL YOUR ASSES DOWN TO THE MESS HALL, PEEPS!" The loud speaker blasted.
On the Diance table, Espeon could not help herself from noticing the glares between Purrlion and Alakazam, as well as their consistent muttering.
"You are so stupid that you're paranoid around stairs because they are always up to something!" The know-it-all seethed.
"Well I hope you crash your car into a tree so you can learn how a Mercedes bends!" The bipedal cat retorted.
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"This is one of the weirder things I've seen… But I'm almost positive that they are having a 'pun battle' of some sort." The velvet furred pokemon deliberated, as she started to laugh. "There is never such thing as to much conflict in a game is there?"
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"Will you guys just… you know…SHUT UP?!" The pink cat threw a spoon at Alakazam, who turned it into a crane.
"Yes PLEASE!" Altalria massaged her temples. Makoto cried on the shoulder of a very awkward Loppuny, only to get pushed off by Whimscott.
Back at the Hoopa table, Budew was talking about, you guessed it, Sir Gallade. "So then, Dark Bishop slayed the Holy Shamin!" Happiny was in tears "B-but why?"
"Because he hates her!" The bock choy answered. "And what does this remind you of?"
"S-sadness…"
"Well yeah… But not really. Ever read the news? There is always some criminal who does something bad for stupid reasons. Got that? This is important, since most criminals do that type of stuff."
"W-will anyone h-hurt R-rocky?" The small pokemon whispered.
"Of course not. I won't allow it. And plus," The greener of the two's bulb opened up, and a Sir Gallade action figure popped out. "With Sir Gallade by our side, I don't think anyone would want to try."
The cracker bird that treated Happiny like a sister, was busy having a stare off with the gangster cheese worshipper. And the cowgirl that would usually ask Happiny what was wrong, had other things to worry about. Like a certain Luxray, and a certain fire type.
"Hey there!" She said in good nature. Arcanine swiveled around, and snarled for a quick second before Luxray also turned around.
"Um, I've been barkin' at a knot and I'm pretty bored. Got any jokes or conversations at hand?"
"Yes, we were talking about nachos." Arcanine said coolly.
"NOT JUST ANY NACHOES…" Luxray warned. "THE ONES WITH JALAPENEOS! The SPICE! The SPICEY ICEY SPICE!" Arcanine cleared his throat. "… Correct."
Braixen smiled a devious smile. "Well I know how to make 'em! My ma ALWAYS ate these."
"You serious?" The wild pokemon's eyes shone like stars.
"Duh."
Arcanine huffed at this, and was about to snag Luxrays attention back with the latest. Nimbasa City sport stats, but it was challenge time.
"Ok losers!" Frillish boomed as Emboar did his daily lifting-Frillish-on-to-the-table-thing. "This next challenge will be more fun than the others… For me." Emboar chuckled at this, whereas the campers rolled their eyes. "The challenge, unlike the others, you have the choice to choose a partner, in which you will go through the maze with."
"That actually sounds pretty simple." Skitty noted.
"Oh I'm not done yet…" Frillish smiled with an evil to rival the devil. "Follow me."
The hosts led their unfortunate guests to the mountain area, where they whispered the secret password- "Jelly beans." And the great ancient slopes parted to reveal eight gloomy paths. Even Espeon was impressed.
"This," The water ghost type gestured to the display behind him. "Is the entrance to a maze filled with little quiz questions and weird requests. When the maze decides to needle you, it will block your way with a wooden board that will explain the task or question. You have one to three seconds to get to it before its… little surprises. But beware. Sometimes the maze will randomly hurt you."
"Sounds like someone we all know and love." Arcanine mumbled.
"But unlike me, it will give you a three second warning. That's your time use them pokemon moves to block EVEN more… surprises. The first group of partners to reach the finish line's team, wins. GOO!"
BLEEEEEP!
"I go with Loppuny!" Whimscott said a little too loud, and glared at Skitty who rolled her eyes. "Um, sure?" The superstar looked between the two ladies.
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"OMA, No. Just…no. Please don't tell me that I started a feud between them!" The actress pulled on one of her ears tensely.
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Skitty placed her paw on her pendant. "Ok so I made a friend… And now Whimscott is ticked. I don't know why, but I think that is a stupid reason to get angry."
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"And I'll go with Purrlion." Espeon claimed, getting shocked and disgusted looks from her selected pokemon.
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"Yes, I just did that. But he was a better choice than Alakazam that stupid tele-tubbie." Espeon seethed just thinking about him. "No wait… Yeah, tele-tubbie."
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"Ok that Espeon character is getting on to the edge. Didn't I JUST told her I don't do this 'trust'…Maybe she doesn't get the point." Purrlion smirked as he raised his hands to his muzzle. "Ha! Beat THOSE babies, Alaka-sucker!"
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Espeon got the message of Purrlions' eyes and whispered through gritted teeth in his ear. "Look. You don't like Alakazam. I don't like Alakazam. I need to manipulate something. Get the picture?" The ninja thought it over and nodded, as everyone else chose partners.
"I shall go alone." Alakazam sighed. "I only partner with someone with the brain of same size as mine. Or IQ, if to go fancy."
Espeon face-pawed herself. "That's not what IQ means, you…you…never mind." Makoto looked around wearily.
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"IF Haruka was here than it would be SO EASY to pick a partner. But now he's…gone." The weasel's eyes teared up.
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"Then I guess I'll go with Altalria." The cherry blossomed colored feline shrugged, glancing at the dragon type bird who seemed to care less.
"Can I come with?" Makoto's begging eyes irresistible.
"Sure!" the feline with a crescent symbol brightened.
"Well now that we have our groups… I suggest that we each take dissimilar routes, and send our moves upwards when we find the proper path… So everyone can pursue that direction." Altalria implied.
"No, that plan is obviously flawed, since it came from a skinny neck like you. We should just go in different directions, and like, signal everyone else."
"That's what I just said." Altalria said through clenched teeth.
"Guys, its no time to fight. Let's get a head start over the other team!" Makoto advanced, and the groups each took a distinct route, each hoping that the path they took, was the right one.
"I'll go with Luxray!" Braixen and Arcanine said at the same time. "No, I'll go!" Luxray looked more dumbfounded than Raen. "UH…" Sylveon sighed. "You're problem."
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"I MUST go with Luxray… I just need to get Miss 'Imma cowgirl!' out of the way." Arcanine slammed a fist into his other paw.
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"Fine. Than how 'bout…" The tiger striped dog eyed the equally fiery fox. "Braixen can help Raen…And I'll go with Luxray. Any objections?" Braixen opened her mouth but got cut off. "No? Perfect." Arcanine pushed the cowgirl towards Raen, how stepped out of the way, resulting into a fox, face flat on the floor.
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"WHAT A…" Braixen clenched her paws and sighed. "Look, I know Arcanine has the hots for Luxray. But so. Do. I. And he knows it."
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"Um, c-can I g-go with Bud-budew?"
"Of course~!" The rosebud replied. "And that leaves…" Budew rested his eyes on the gangster and the cracker bird.
"Oh, nononono. I REFUSE to work with someone who constantly rejects the authority, of quality cheese."
Staraptor wiped her head around. "And I WILL NOT go with anyone that will make me STOP eating crackers!"
"No dudes. Best if we stay in groups. Got it?" Luxray gave a glare.
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"Ugh, I would KILL to use my dragons, but something tells me that won't work this time." Sylveon rolled his eyes.
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"THIS CANNOT BE HAPPANING." Staraptor was breathing heavily into a bag.
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"LETS GOGOGOGOGOOOOO! THE OTHER TEAM IS AHEADDDD!" Luxray charged ahead, dragging his poor partner behind him.
Purrlion and Espeon took the second path, inelegantly striding next to each other as Espeon went on with her plan. "So it's obvious that Alakazam knows Psychic right? I mean, he tends to show it off. I also so happen to know Psychic so when we reach a dead end, I can emit a Psychic upwards."
"Meh. It's ok. But it isn't suitable with my dress code. You know, the sword?" Purrlion said the pun louder than the norm.
The eeveelution rolled her eyes. "Don't worry. We can always change it." Espeon lowered her voice.
Alakazam could be heard in the next path.
"SUITABLE?! I swear, you are just thinking of EXCUSES to make puns! Puns should be as spuntaneous as they are punny! Thinking of them as soon as your mouth opens! I declare myself winner. You should be punished."
Purrlion snarled as he threw a femur over the high walls. "WATCH OUT SMARTY-PANTS! I've got a BONE to pick with you! Me and Esp-" The ill-insulter clasped a paw over the angered dark type. "Don't give it away! We need SURPRISE here. And try and keep it down. Finding bones is NOT a good sign." She whispered through her teeth.
"Ha! Missed! I hope the stars are on your side, otherwise I shall beat you by a light year! How do I know this? Only a true idiot would just stop talking all of a sudden, unless he is hiding something. But you are too stupid to hide anything so ha."
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Alakazam crossed his arms. "This is too easy."
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"For once Alakazam being a teletubbie is an upside!" Espeon laughed slightly.
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"WHY THAT SMARTY NO GOOD BOWL OF S*** HAS IT COMING!" Purrlion sharpened his blade angrily.
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Purrlion stomped ahead, cursing under his breath, and got whapped in the face by a slab of wood.
…
Slap each other.
......
Espeon gladly whipped her tail at Purrlion in a fraction of a second, and the board got out of their way. "HEY!" the double injured ninja hit his group-mate back.
"Don't 'hey' me! I only slapped you because the board said so!"
"Nuh-uh! I saw that smile you…twerp!"
"Well- ok I confess that was a slightly amusing…"
"See!"
"You don't have to get all upset. Arceus." Espeon retorted as they turned hard right. "Now what do you have in those paws of yours?"
"A letter from my Dad and this cute little plush of me! He is so handsome. And watch," Purrlion threw the little plush toy at an annoyed Espeon.
"My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me! Or sew it seams." The stuffed Purrlion said in a voice that resembled the real ninja's.
"That voice is more annoying than yours." The studious pokemon flicked her tail as the bipedal cat picked up his mini replica, hurt. "Now what did you say about that blade you are so obsessed about? Best we get back to the plan."
Braixen was cursing under her breath as she stomped along with Raen who gave her derp looks. "Uh…Is there something I can do?" He said unhurriedly, pausing in between every word.
"You can stop bein' so slow, and dim-witted for Pete's sake!" The starter snapped. "Sorry. I'm bein' as mean as a gat. I guess I'm upset at that gnarly Arcanine. Pushing me over to you." Raen looked slightly hurt. "Sorry again." Braixen sighed.
"You know…" The Slowbro drawled. "I don't think you need to worry."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
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"Raen is that type of pokemon that listens y'know? I mean more than a wad of peeps are all talk. But not Raen. I kinda like that. But I don't like, like him… he's a friend." The bipedal canine looked into space. "But I wonder if I do have a chance with Luxray."
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"I'm really glad there is someone that needs my help. Even if that help is just listening to her problems." The dopey pokemon's blank eyes were sparkling.
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One of the mazes' boards blocked the friend's path.
…
3…2…1…
…
"What…" Raen blinked in confusion. But when he opened his eyes, random Voltorbs were coming from the walls.
"Looks like you met one of the many obstacles. This should be fun…For me." Frillish boomed from a screen supported by a mechanical arm.
"DON'T WORRY, LAWYERS. NO VOLTORBS WERE HARMED DURING THE SHOW." Emboar got on the screen as well. "Not." The chef said in a whisper that caused the other host to smile, as the screen went back to…where ever it came from.
"Look out!" Braixen shouted as she used Protect shielding herself from the pokeball like pokemon, who exploded. Raen reacted two seconds later, and started to glow. "What are you doin' standing there! We gotta jet!" The water psychic type kept on glowing, and the cowgirl blocked a Voltorb from exploding Raen, with a good Psyshock. "Lordamighty, what in Arceus's name are you…" Raen was nowhere in sight. Instead, an oversized Shelder with legs poking out was spinning around like a top, hitting the electric types left and right, with his very alive armor. After about a minute of spinning around, all of the pre evolved Electrodes self-destructed, and the team did what the fiery fox suggested. 'Jet.'
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Now it was Braixen's turn to be confused. "Ok, that was weird. And helpful. But still weird."
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The still mega evolved Slowbro was obviously satisfied. "I have wanted to do that for a long time. And now I can be useful AND awesome! I mean…*YAWN* Cool."
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After about a minute of spinning around, all of the pre evolved Electrodes self-destructed, and the team did what the fiery fox suggested. 'Jet.'
Whimscott and Loppuny were strolling down their chosen path, turning left, turning right. "I mean, like who in the right mind sends fricking ads?!" Whimscott held up the letter that fell from the sky, as well as a bottle of Pidgey poop.
"Well it says here that that the thing you're holding is… shampoo." Loppuny scrunched up her nose. "Emphasizing POO!" Whimscott groaned as she hurled the bottle into next Sunday. Or on Skitty's head. "HEY!" The adopted cat yelled, as Makoto could be heard snickering. "WHAT THE HECK…IT'S LIKE FRIDAY THE 12TH OR SOMETHING…ALL THIS DARN STUFF KEEP FALLING ON ME!" Loppuny cringed. "Hey, Skits, you can use my shampoo if you want afterwards!"
"Kay, thanks Punny Bunny!"
Whimscott glared at her sole friend. "You have NICKNAMES for each other!?" She furiously whispered to the superstar.
"Whoops…" She responded. "But don't worry, it's not a big deal…I'm actually thinking of one for you right now."
"Really…?" The fluffy grass type raised an eyebrow.
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"Suuure she's thinking of a nickname. I need to win Loppuny back! Not just for my fabulous self, but for friends back home. Think about it! I will be more popular than ever…And maybe Hawlucha will come back to me as a bonus."
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"Well can I call you pigtails?"
"Um, sure!" Loppuny nervously smiled.
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"Thinking of a nickname…Still thinking of a nickname…" The actress sighed. "Um…Fluffy-head…?"
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"I actually know that its Whimscott is the one who keeps on throwing junk at me. But for Loppuny's sake… I don't know a thing." The normal type feline shrugged.
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Luxray was causally shouting about the Nimbasa city sports that Arcanine had brought up earlier. "So that's why football….IS THA BEST! BECAUSE OF NACHOS AND AWESOME SAUSE!" Arcanine nodded, not really paying attention. "Hey can I have directions? To your heart?" The tiger striped dog said with a small giggle.
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"Now that Braixen is FINALLY out of the way, it's time to pull out the classics…Pickup lines!" Arcanine squealed with enthusiasm.
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The wild gleam eyes pokemon looked back at him with the famous golden stare. "Well…" He traced his paw to his chest. "I guess you um… Well from where you are standing I guess you go across the floor, climb up this um fore leg thing, and go to my chest FULL OF MUSCLES!"
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"Yep! This baby has muscles! ABZ RULE, YO!" The cat like pokemon flexed proudly.
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"Yeah… Muscles…" Arcanine echoed, dreamily. "Are you hurt from you fall from heaven? Because you're an angel! I mean…Wait are angel's only girls or what?" Luxray looked more confused than last time. "Well if I was an angel…IT WOULD BE AWESOMENESS! I WOULD HAVE WINGS! IMMA GONNA FLY!" And with that, the blue and yellow pokemon jumped high into the air, and fell on his face. "THAT WAS DONE PURPOSELY!"
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"KAWAII!" Arcanine put his paws on his checks, an adorable gesture.
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The fire type helped up his love interest, and continued with the pickups. "You are so awesome; they should make your birthday a national holiday!"
"GREAT IDEA!" Luxray was ecstatic, and he pulled his buddy bear left, crashing into a wooden board kicking all the Kakuna out of the way. "WAIT!" Arcanine yelped, as Luxray started to settle down. "Wait?! Why!? We gotta go tell Arceus to make my b-day THE BEST HOLIDAY EVA!" The evolved Kakuna just shrugged. They were only paid to appear anyways, so they went over the maze wall to torment some easier prey.
Sylveon and Staraptor both huffed, looking in opposite directions. Sure when there was a request the maze had them do they did it. Such as;
…
This is SUPER IMPORTANT! Quick!
Find 'a'
7 + (a x 2) – 4 = 10
…
Staraptor just pushed the little printed 'a' on the equation. "It's right here…" And surprisingly, the slab of wood disappeared. But not before saying
…
Have a nice day! That math homework is now ancient history!
…
"Your welcome!" The bird chirped.
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"What the…" The fairy type shook his head. "This place is ridonculus."
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And when the two made several turns and twists, there seemed to be no more wooden planks to block them. "Seems that since I helped Mr. Maze with his math homework, he doesn't wanna hurt us!"
"No, it's because he senses that I am a leader. Of dragons. And cheeselava- I mean darklava." The velociraptor's gaze turned hostile at the sound of her least favorite food. "Ooooh! I'm so great! I like dragons! Cheese this! Cheese that!" The bird made a mocking face and her sarcasm, sweeter then cake.
"Well it's true!" The eeveelution huffed, until breaking to his own interpretation. "Haiiiii! Imma dinosaur! And crackers are better than you! And I'm stoooopid! I LIKE PARTAYZ!" The two glared at each other, Staraptor looking like an angry bird ready to kill some pigs. Sylveon, appearing like a REAL gangster, despite both frills and ribbons.
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"I WILL DESTROY HIMMM!" Staraptor's eye twitching.
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"What?! She started it!" The intertwining pokemon seemed as if he wanting to intertwine is paws around somebody's neck.
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Altalria was just being bored and more bored, as Skitty and Makoto were talking it up. "So this…Surfer, Dewott Kahanamoku, is he like really good?"
"Well yeah! Except at the last tournament, it's like he didn't care anymore. I mean, he missed a wave and let Simipour Macaulay just pass by."
"Let a lady pass by!? I think SOMEBODY's gotta crush!"
"She is SO outta his league though."
The avian rolled her eyes. Don't you just wanna destrooy them? A dark voice whispered in Altalria's head. "Shut UP!" She answered. Out loud. "Well gosh…" Makoto said. "I apologize!" Altalria sniffed. "I really do. But can we just talk about perhaps another subject?"
"Yeah, sure!" The cheerful feline smiled. "What about that weird pun battle? You know the one with Purrlion and Alakazam?"
"THAT was weird." Makoto acknowledged.
The serious nimbus gave a small smirk. "That gave me headaches."
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"So snooty DOES have a sense of humor!" Skitty grinned. "Thank Arceus. I don't think I could stand anymore meanness.
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A memory struck Altalria. "Makoto,"
"Yes?"
"Do you consider Whimscott a friend?"
"I guess, I mean she can be nice." Skitty and Altalria exchanged a look. "I guess so then." Skitty shrugged.
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"Look, despite how awful Cotton Girl can be, Makoto does not deserve to lose a friend with the truth." Skitty sighed.
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"Makoto is going to need to hear the truth eventually if he's going to help me eliminate Whimscott." Altalria stated matter of factly.
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"Why do people dislike Whimscott so much? Yeah, she can be a bit of a jerk. But that's just her nature." The surfer fan questioned.
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Budew and Happiny were merrily talking about all sorts of things, taking their time, completing the wooden tasks. "So our first pokemon in investigation-Alakazam. He is a little fishy, don't you think?" Budew looked at his group mate for a response. "H-he is a little odd…B-but I'm s-sure he is harmless…"
He smiled his approval. "Good! You didn't jump to conclusions!"
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"I'm starting t-to think th-that everything Bud-Budew s-says might just be another t-test…" The egg like pokemon whispered.
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"W-was that another test?" Happiny said, a hint of anger.
"Um well… Not really."
"I h-hope our friendship i-is not b-based off these 't-tests' of yours! Rocky and I d-don't approve!"
"They are NOT based off tests!" Budew was starting to grow red.
"I-is that s-so? Well Rocky and I won't talk to you until y-you pr-prove it!"
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"WHY is Happiny being this way?! She was happy until a few seconds ago…Women. The only thing I will never understand." Budew sighed.
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"Fine!" He retorted. To a panicked face of his partner. "What is it?" He asked, voice softening.
"B-b-bee…"
"Bee what?"
"B-b-b-b-BEEDRILL!"
Budew used his bulb to pull Happiny out of the way, then used Absorb, The life force retreating to its new owner could be seen, cloaked in an emerald green vine to the user's heart. Angered, the Head Beedrill willed his army to chase the unfortunate grass type, Fury Attacks and Pin Missiles being dodged, and Absorbs going haywire. Happiny stepped forward, her lips trembling.
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"I-it was so sc-scary! Th-the Beedrill and th-the v-violence…And i-it could be just me b-but I th-think I s-saw some eggs…But the weird th-thing is that it made me want to DO so-something." Happiny shuddered.
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The once timid pokemon took a deep breath and screamed. Budew, knowing better covered his ears beforehand. The Kanto bug pokemon, and everyone else in the maze, did not. Hyper Voice traveled far and wide, ultimately causing the Beedrill to call it quits. "Does this mean you forgive me?" The injured grass type looked up with puppy eyes hopefully.
Happiny smiled. "No."
Alakazam was reading his letter that fell from the sky, and replied with a satisfied smile. He had sent an admirer an action figure of himself. He thought, I look handsome even in cheap merchandise! The admirer shall be quite pleased. He saw a light ahead of him. Finally, I won. He gave a triumphant heard random puns spewing out from the real (and fake) Purrlion. "Hey Alakazam!" The psychic rolled his eyes. "You're so dumb, that you thought it was AMAZING when this guy said that sleeping came so natural to him, that he could do it…WITH HIS EYES CLOSED!"
"Yeah!" The toy agreed.
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"THAT'S ITTTT!" Alakazam shouted. "I AM TRIED OF That IMBECIBLE one punning me!"
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"IS THAT SO!? WELL WHEN YOU TOOK A BATH YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ADDICTED TO SOAP-SO YOU WENT TO THE THERAPIST SO YOU COULD BE CLEAN AGAI-" The stuffed replica of Purrlion plugged the hole. The last that he saw was Espeon and Purrlion using Psychic to go over the wall, send the signal and race ahead of him to the end.
Sylveon and Staraptor heard the thunder of the Diances and immediately started to sprint. But one more board got in their way. Sylveon growled "NOT THIS!" But the board read something that turned his frown…Upside down.
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Look, you guys helped me with my homework, AND kept mostly quiet. Everyone else was always talking about crap. So let me help you.
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In less than a blink, their at first left turn as a strait path to the finish line.
Both groups were head to head, and jumped. In slow motion, it was impossible to stifle a laugh. The movement of their mouths and the low voices of "NOOOOO!" And "FOR CRACKERSS!" Or "FOR CHEESELAVA!" Aroused the humor inside everyone. Especially our two hosts. Frillish was giggling at his slow-mo special effect, and even Emboar had to smile. "Ok," The jellyfish wiped his tears as he pressed the 'play' button again. The two groups' appendages, an assortment of feathers and fur, passed the line at the exact. Same. Time.
BLEEEEPPP! Frillish honked his horn. "Great, Hoopas! Now we have to WAIT for you guys!" He complained as the Diances moved their way in. After a while of hearing the slap of Frillish tapping his foot/tentacle, the rest of the Hoopas came streaming in, And Alakazam coming dead last.
"FINALLY! I was waiting FOREVER!" The water type host whined. The Unova starter rolled his eyes. "Anyways, since you guys suck, you HAD to tie, and now my job is harder!" The campers cheered.
"No eliminations!" Arcanine cried joyously.
"Oh, there will be eliminations. But this time, EVERYONE votes!"
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"Nobody should vote for us. I mean, we brought triumph." Espeon nodded confidently. "I already got Purrlion to vote for Alakazam, Anyways."
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"Well Alakazam DID end up last…" Staraptor thought it over.
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"I want Whimscott OUT." Altalria huffed.
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Due to the lack of tree stumps to sit on, everyone had to stand. The campers shifted their feet, nervous for what was to come.
"Ok, the following are safe. Altalria, Makoto, Loppuny, Purrlion, Espeon, Skitty, Luxray, Arcanine, Braixen, Raen, Sylveon, Staraptor, Budew and Happiny. Phew! That's a mouth full." Whimscott and Alakazam glanced around wearily, why weren't they on the safe list? "Whimscott, you are at risk 'cause you are kind of a jerk." The cotton head responded by flicking her hair, causing a bobby pin to fly off into Frillish's eye. "Yeesh. And Alakazam, you are on the chopping block, because you were dead last, and you are annoying." The know-it-all stuck out his tongue. "But only ONE of you will go home. Alakazam?" The one going home looked enraged. "I DON'T DESERVE THIS! I AM TO SMART!" He protested as Emboar fastened him to the sling-shot. POW! "Glad He's gone." Frillish smirked. "Tune in next time one TOTAL. DRAMA. POOOOFFIN ISLAND!"
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