A/N: Uuuugh Holiday special my FOOT! Anyways,

for all of you who were confused by the last chapters ending, it was supposed to be creepy but here's the short of it:

Altalria died. Because she got killed by Haunter who didn't receive the satisfaction of Whimscott's elimination, so killed his holder. He used to just be a mooch and used Altarias physical form to move around and have a body, and slowly he fed on her hatred. He promised to eliminate Whimscott. He can't return to the spirit world, because...You'll see. This is going to be awesome, and I hope you will agree with me.

Now see how this reflects on them characters :)

Happy Holidays, and happy new year~ Remember to keep your resolution for once!

DIANCES

Whimscott

Makoto

Purrlion

Espeon

Skitty

Sylveon *TRANSFERRED*

Arcanine *TRANSFERRED*

HOOPAS

Staraptor

Luxray

Budew

Braixen

Happiny

ELIMINATION CLUB

Bellossom (Hoopa)

Haruka (Diance)

Alakazam (Diance)

Raen (Hoopa)

Loppuny (Diance)

Altalria (DEAD)

DIANCE GIRLS

"Hey, do you know what happened to Altalria?" Skitty asked her newfound friend Whimscott.

"Don't know, don't care." Whimscott muttered.

"Honestly, she wasn't that helpful during challenges, hence useless. She seemed to be a bit off anyways." Espeon commented. She flopped backwards on her cot.

"I'm a retarded hair loser," squeaked a Whimscott look alike.

"MOTHER OF ARCEUS!"

A sound of the cabin window breaking on the girls' side grabbed the attention of a wandering spirit.

"LoOks liKe I fOunD HeR."

-000-

"How the hell did this doll end up here anyways?!" Fluffy head hissed.

-000-

"If I see another doll…" Espeon sharpened her claws..

-000-

DIANCE GUYS

"Hey, Mako." Purrlion whispered. "Didn't you say you wanted friends? Why aren't you talking to the new teammates? Don't be the dull one in the group."

"I have seen it…"

Arcanine turned around in curiosity. "Seen what?"

"The eyes of a demon! Altalria is a demon! A DEMON I SAY!" Makoto shuddered with fear. He started to leaf through some random books lying on the floor. "Maybe they can tell me about devils…" He mused, clearly troubled.

"Books won't tell you the secrets of the underworld. And don't touch that, that my diary." Sylveon drawled.

Makoto stopped being crazy for a second. "Will you?"

"Heck no, why would I know anything about that nasty junk? Why don't you ask Arcanine he seems to know about the reverse world."

"Oh…"

Arcanine scowled. "You're asking for it."

"Am I?"

"Are you!?"

Faster than Purrloins katana the two started to hit and shove in the cramped log.

"You know if you guys are having trouble, you can go take it outside. You guys just talk it out like men!" Makoto went back to his usual peacemaking self.

Arcanine stopped punching. "Your right. Sorry, Sylveon."

"Not sorry, f*g."

-000-

"What a jerk." Makoto sighed angrily.

-000-

HOOPA GIRLS

Staraptor smiled at her two friends. "You know, I hope we never have to eliminate each other."

"Are you proposing an alliance?" Braixen asked.

"Not really, but I'm just saying that I'd rather lose than eliminate you guys."

"Awwwww th-that's so sw-sweet!" giggled Happiny.

The velociraptor laughed. "YOUR so sweet!"

Happiny's smile faded. "D-do you really th-think so?"

"Why shouldn't she believe that, Happiny?" the cowgirl gently probed.

Happiny shook her head. "O-oh it's nothing. R-Rocky was just, uh b-being weird."

-000-

"I f-feel like I'm taking ad-advantage of their k-kindness b-by pretending Th-that they're m-my parents…" The pink rock holder sighed. "O-on t-top of that, I d-don't think I've been v-very sweet to Budew."

-000-

"Nothing, my tail feathers! I know something is up. I bet my crackers on it." Staraptor stated. "I mean I bet my cracker. Don't want to risk more than one!" The goofy smile dominated her face once again.

-000-

Braixen started fiddling with her hat. "Happiny is obviously lying. But what do I do about that? What would dad do…" She mused.

-000-

HOOPA BOYS

"It's kind of empty here now…" Budew noted.

"Sure is! I MISS ARCA-AAAAA!"

Budew was taken by surprise. "Oh, I didn't know you liked him like that too! You don't really seem like the type. Then I guess the Dark Bishop doesn't seem like the type either. So, you going to tell him the good news?"

"Huh?" Luxray derped. "Like him like what?"

"Oh, I clearly jumped to conclusions, whoops." Budew laughed nervously. "What I meant is that Arcanine has a crush…"

"OOOOOOOOH! SOMEBODY AND ARCA SITTING UNDER A TREE! K-I-"

"On you."

"Oh."

The bok choy's face turned from a serious one to a amused one. "Wait, you didn't even notice?" he snickered.

"I d-don't get it! I thought we were friends!"

"You are friends! But he sees you like...More than that. And he isn't the only one, according to Happiny, Braixen also has feelings for you! Oops." Budew stopped himself. "I wasn't supposed to say that…"

"BUT I...I…I'M NOT CARING ABOUT ROMANCE!" Luxray cried. "I don't want to hurt BOTH of my friends!"

"You know if you count Braixen as a friend, technically she is your girlfriend." Budew giggled. "Sorry I had too!"

Luxray gave way a mischievous smile. "That means that Happiny is your GIIIIRL FWIEND!"

The fanboy blushed. "W-well…"

Just then he remembered something. "Oh speaking of her, I need to uh, go."

"GO ON A DAAATE?!"

"Uh, bye!"

-000-

"I have to remember what agen-I mean mom, reminded me. I have a job to do." Budew nodded with confidence. "Wait, cut that part out! I uh, just need to go to the bathroom!"

-000-

HOURS LATER

"Uh, Budew, you look like you just had an all nighter. You alright?" Arcanine asked, concerned.

"DON'T TALK TO THE ENEMY!" A certain psychic brainiac snapped

"Yeesh, I'm just worried."

Budew nodded. "Yeah I'm fine, don't worry. I'm….fine…." The grass type face planted into his 'food', sound asleep.

"H-hey, Budew?" Happiny tapped the little vegetable. "B-budew! BUDEW!" She slapped him.

"What?! Sir Gallade I need your autograph!"

"B-budew! It's m-me, Happiny! N-now, tell me what's g-going on!?"

Staraptor stuck her head in between them. "Yeah, Budew. You better not make Happiny cry again."

"WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Braixen stepped next to Staraptor.

"Uh...uh… Can I just tell Happiny?"

"NO!" They both shouted in unison.

"Y-yes," The pinkest one looked the other non-evolved pokemon in the eye.

Staraptor looked at the rock holder eyebrow raised.

"I-I'll be ok Staraptor."

Budew smiled. "Do you know a place without cameras?"

"I-I think I d-do."

-000-

Frillish sat contently in the confessional. "No she doesn't. BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE! MUHAHAHAHAAAAA! How was that, Emboar?"

A voice outside the confessional sighed. "Horrible, Frillish."

-000-

Budew looked around consciously for any camera's, unaware that there was one shaped and painted like a rock, right in front of him.

"I'm on a mission."

"Ex-excuse me? Are you p-pulling my leg, Budew?"

The veggie shook his head, dead serious. "Remember when I kept on saying that you passed

certain tests?"

Happiny pouted. "Th-that was annoying a-and hurtful."

"Sorry," Budew looked ashamed. "Anyways, there's a dangerous pokemon on this island whose out to get me, and in return, I am out to get him."

"W-why would-"

"I don't know. And neither should he, the client just gives him orders. The hard part is who is the one taking these orders, and how to capture him."

"F-for the first m-matter, it's o-obviously Purrlion."

"Yeah but what if that's just his personality, and it's actually I don't know, Luxray!? It's just so...Mind boggling!"

Happiny patted his shoulder. "S-sounds tough."

"Which is why I chose you, to help me! So what's it going to be?"

The egg shaped pokemon took a deep breath, thinking it over. "Ok."

"YESSSS!"

"O-on one c-condition. W-we stay safe. And y-you take care of yourself."

"Naturally,"

"I. Mean . It."

"Of course you do, we should go back before they worry." Budew smiled nervously, not wanting to upset his investigation partner any further.

The two were greeted by Purrlion and Espeon, fighting like children.

"I'm not the one with the weak father!"

"And I'm not the one with that bit** of a mother!"

"You stay off my mother, you uh…um… Knife moron!"

"SHUT UP!" Sylveon barked. "As leader of this team, I demand that you two shut the heck up."

Arcanine rolled his eyes. "No one said you were leader, dumbass."

"As leader I command the rainbow to shut up."

Arcanine growled, but chose to ignore.

-000-

"If there's one thing I learned from past experience, you don't egg the bully on." Arcanine recited.

-000-

"The wimp obviously lost that one." The fairy gangster snickered.

-000-

Arcanine moved over to someone he actually cared about, only to find he was preoccupied, Braixen. She looked over at him, grinning cockily. Arcanine grimaced, then upon seeing Luxray's uncomfortable expression around her, grinned back.

-000-

"Argh! I just can't seem to get under his skin!" Braixen spat. "I bet he thinks he's so special, with his parent that hes sooo proud of and that stupid smirk!"

-000-

Luxray fidgeted with his mane. "Now dat I know 'bout them two's uh...Feelings...It becoming more obvious…"

-000-

Skitty and Whimscott exchanged nervous looks.

"There is so much conflict happening, it's kind of scary." Whimscott combed furiously through her locks.

"Could not agree more."

A purple aura was visible for a split second. Makoto stared at where it was. Muttering nonsense and chewing at his claws. "Guys…" He stared at the two friends.

"Something wrong?" Skitty walked over to the crazed weasel.

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Whimscott walked right over where the purple splotch was last seen, and took a pretty good fall. "Oh Arceus, what the heck!?" The fluffy head rose dangerously quietly.

"WHOS THE UNFORTUNATE BASTARD WHO TRIPPED ME!?" She shrieked.

Everyone stared at her, offended.

"Uh I mean, who tripped me?"

Makoto's eyes were wide. "He did it. THE DEMON IS OUT TO KILL US ALLLL!"

"Ah-HEM!" Frillish crossed his tentacles. "It's Challenge Time, losers." Emboar lifted the main host on to the table.

"Today's challenge is a bit different. On this island there is a really snobby holiday party going on, hosted by my granny Gourgeist. Don't ask. Anyways, my granny is a bit stupi-I mean old, so she invited everyone from the Arceus Light Temple in Sinnoh and the Mew power of one temple in Kanto, so it's going to be a bit...Tense. Follow me."

After a surprisingly short walk to a very flashily decorated dance hall, Frillish explained the challenge.

"Each guest in this flashy hall is a real snob, and are pretty damn old school, on top of that they are very stubborn when it comes to morals so, it's pretty hard to get along with these folks. And they will be judging you on how good of a guest you will be, so careful. The point of this challenge is to not get the worst rating. Whoever has the worst rating, that pokemon's team loses. And he or she goes home. Oh and Beware, these oldies can be pretty persuasive so don't get in a mix. NOW GET IN THERE AND MAKE YO GRANNY PROUD!"

The campers were literally pushed into the crowd, and it went from bad, to worse.

A Purugly approached the Diances.

"Welcome, dahlings. I'm Prudence and welcome to the...What do you young ones call it? Hoe down? No matter. Just ignore those unsophisticated Mew followers. They aren't worth it!" Prudence, scoffed.

"Don't listen to 'er!" A grumpy Shiftry snarled. "I'm Soloman, and it's the Arceus addicts that are a waste of yer time! Mew created Arceus!"

"I'll say! If anything, it's Arceus that created Mew!"

"He came from an egg, ya old hag!"

"Where's the proof, gramps!?"

"Oh so I'M the old one 'ere!?" He waved his fist. "It's you who...Oh you're right, honey. Compared to your beauty, I'm extinct.

Prudence sniffed. "Your charm doesn't work on me anymore, we're divorced, we're done. Remember!? Or is your memory already giving out?!"

"Fine be like that!"

-000-

"That got real awkward real fast…" Arcanine noted.

-000-

Prudence huffed. "Anywho, believe what you want, kiddos. But if you want my good rating, you'll stay away from those Mew-nies."

Purrlion grudgingly sighed. "Looks like we have to pick a side…"

"Is that really necessary?" Espeon questioned.

-000-

"Ugh is Espeon just making excuses to disagree with me!?" Purrlion hissed.

-000-

Whimscott sighed. "Well, that fat ass oldie said that her rating will pretty much suck if we don't choose her side. And we don't really know Solo and single mon's opinion so…"

Arcanine growled. "Then we'll just hang with the...Annoying Arceus Addicts."

"I thought I told you to shut it, fruit loop." The fairy gangster clenched his fist.

"And I'm telling you to f**k off, you b*stard." Arcanine was close to losing it. "Ugh. So the plan is to hang with the Arceus peeps, and get their good rating? But what about the Mew-guy-things…?"

Makoto shook his head like he was disappointed. "They wouldn't know anything about demons, but I can tell that Arceus guy does!" He pointed to a creepy looking Gliscor. "Also, I'm a Sinnoh native so I'm a BIT biased."

He walked over to the Gliscor, who gave him a nod of approval.

"Do you know anything about...Demons?"

"Do I!? Today is your lucky kentucky day, son!"

The Hoopas much like the Diances, decided to choose a side. They picked Mew. Naturally.

Solomon approached them with pride. "I'm glad you chose the truth, sonnies."

"I'm glad Arca is with the addicts," Braixen murmured. "Don't you agree?" she asked with a sweeter tone to Luxray.

"Uh I um...Sort of."

"You doing ok, Lux?"

"I uh uh uhhhhh s-sort of."

-000-

"He's definitely NOT ok." Braixen chewed on her bottom lip.

-000-

"I wish Budew kept shush about Arc and Brax's uh info. It's so awkward timez around them now!"

-000-

Budew was looking intently at everyone through a Sir Gallade themed spy scope.

-000-

Budew was fiddling with his Sir Gallade merchandise. "I can't keep on procrastinating, this is after all my first mission…"

-000-

"Anybody could be it...Even the guests of this party."

"D-do you really th-think so?"

"Well all the info I got from Head Quarters was that the killer is on the island so it's possible."

Happiny changed exactly five shades of pale.

"Uh, well it's um a low probability, don't be scared."

Staraptor creepily popped her head in between them. "Don't. Scare. Happiny. EVER." And she slowly lowered her head back down, eyes trained on Budew.

-000-

"Look I don't want to strip Happiny of a new friend, but he's upset her once before!" the goofy bird adjusted her mustache glasses rather matter of factly.

-000-

All of a sudden, an Empoleon from the Addicts throws a tomato at a Jynx from the Mew-sies. She turns her head of snow white hair slowly and dreadfully, crushing the drink she was holding.

"THAT'S IT!" She screams. "For centuries you Arceus addicts have been pushing the envelope! But this time...You've taken it too far. We, the Chosen Pokemon of the three regions, declare war on you! WHO'S WITH ME?!"

The entire Mew side roared their agreement.

Solomon strided over to the Hoopas. "Are you with us?!"

The entire Hoopa team, who all came out of the side of the world that preferred Arceus, looked at each other with fear.

"Fine! Yer rating never mattered to us anyway!"

"We'll do it!" Braixen blurted out.

The Shiftry smiled. "It's good to see pokemon from the...Other side, convert to us."

"Oh I never said anything about-"

"GET YER WAR FACE ON, YOUNGSTERS! We gonna ambush em!"

Back on the Diance side, that one Empoleon was getting glares from the rest of the addicts.

"What? I had a score to settle!" He claimed.

"No matter." Prudence straightened herself. "We have a war to deal with, and I must admit I was anticipating this." Her sharp eyes snapped to Arcanine and Sylveon who were at it, again.

"Boys. Quit squabbling." Although her words were directed at both of them, her eyes were talking to Arcanine. "Kanto boy. Shush when your elders are speaking! Don't you know any etiquette!? You too, Miss Johto." Her gaze directed at Espeon, who was telling Purrlion to stop making sword noises and listen.

-000-

"Ha! That shut her up." Purrlion smirked.

-000-

"What the heck!? I was telling him to stop pestering me!" Arcanine seethed.

-000-

Espeon sighed. "She obviously has a prejudice against all pokemon from the regions that have registered Mew religion as the main one. How convenient."

-000-

"Anyways. We have a war going on. I say we have our defences up! Soldiers to line the front while we stay protected. Does anyone have any special skills to offer?"

The Gliscor raised Makoto's paw for him.

"Yes?"

"I uh...With what Gliscor has taught me, I can help the Ones Saved by Arceus in this battle with the power of," He gulped. "Demons."

Prudence looked him up and down. "Arceus is very against demonic activities. But, this IS war...Okie dokie that's on our list of skills."

"LiKe thAt's gOing to WoRK on ME." Nobody whispered.

Shortly after that, Whimscott shouted. "I think this is stupid!" Skitty's eyes widened. And the fairy type nervously corrected herself. "St-stupidly awesome!"

Makoto sweated profusely.

-000-

"This will be tough…" The water weasel mused.

-000-

Little did they know, that the Mew's had already sneaked in to their meeting and were about to strike in 3...2…

"ONE!" Solomon screamed and immediately attacked Prudence with a Feint Attack.

She blocked with her claws and used Scratch. "Too predictable, Solomon. C'mon recruits and veterans! Show them what we got!"

"Azarath, metrion, zinthos!" Makoto chanted, flicking his fingers at Luxray, only to have Whimscott trip over her own feet rudely bumping into a highly dressed Cinccino. "Well I never!"

-000-

"I don't know what's happening, but at this rate I'm going home!" Fluffy head wailed.

-000-

Skitty Wake up Slapped a Geodude, propelling herself towards her friend. "What's wrong today? Off your game?"

"I don't know!" She responded, Gusting an Ivysaur.

Sylveon punched Arcanine in the jaw. "What the heck dude, we're on the same team!"

"How can we be sure? You are indeed a Kanto pokemon. Home of Mew, no?" He sneered. "I'm sure the ratings will agree."

Luxray lunged in front of Arcanine blocking the ribbon adorned hoodlum.

"SHHUUUUUT UP!" He roundhorse kicked the hoodlum. "STHAP TEASING ARCA AND STUFFZ!"

Arcanine's heart melted.

Braixen's heart exploded. She grimaced, stalking over to Luxray.

"Uh, Lux, he's on the other team now."

"I knowz. But he is mah friend!"

Braixen lifted a eyebrow at 'friend' to Arcanine. "Darn right Lux, I love how you take care of your friends. It means you'll treat your loved ones better!"

"Yeesh," Sylveon muttered. He tripped a Slowking on his way out of their view.

-000-

"It may have seen like I had just chickened out, but, heuheuheu... I have a plan." the gangster rubbed his paws together.

-000-

He jumped on top of the fondue table, toppling over a platter full of poffins.

"TO ALL ON THE SIDE OF ARCEUS! I PRESENT TO YOU, A TRAITOR!" He jabbed accusingly at Arcanine. "Talking to the enemy, even helping him. He's not one of us, he's from Kanto! Give the rating that is deserving!"

All the Arceus's hook their heads at Arcanine, but continued fight, echoing their ill thoughts.

"Ha, your welcome Nancy." Sylveon smirked.

"Look nobody thinks this is funny, jerk. Even the opposing team!"

"Oh I wouldn't say that. Yo, cowgirl! What do you think?"

-000-

"I-I don't know what to choose! I. Hate. Arcanine. I don't want to reassure him and I don't want to agree with him, ever. But this isn't right!" She adjusted her hat. "It is what dad would do, anyways."

-000-

"Uh…" She could feel Luxray's eyes trained on her, "I uh…" She closed her eyes, remembering what she said. It is what dad would do. "I uh, have to agree with Arcanine here. This isn't right. Stop it, Sylveon."

Arcanine gaped.

The bully sighed. "Nah."

"Well maybe I can't stop you, but you can't stop me from standing up to my...Friend? Yeah, you can't stop me from protecting him, alright!?"

"Heh. Whatever. He's going home anyways."

"NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT!" Staraptor squawked. Every other competitor was glaring at the scene.

Makoto nodded. "Azarath, metrion, zinthos!"

Whimscott purposely stood behind to Sylveon, Skitty pushing Prudence towards him.

"You wanted to say something to me sweety?"

"OnLY thAt you Don'T looK a dAy OveR 90, gRandMA."

"EXCUSE ME?!"

"Wh-what I'm sorry,"

"DON'T APOLOGIZE! MY RESPECT AND MY RATING HAS GONE WAY DOWN, SONNY!" Solomon screamed. "Nobody disses my wife like that accept me! Ya hear?! And I'm sure my fellow Mew followers will agree!"

The Mew crowd roared its agreement.

Espeon high fived Purrlion.

-000-

"While those goons were bickering I had a plan that we would have everybody upset both Prudence and Solomon, save me, and Purrlion overheard my murmuring. He persuaded me to use the tactic on only that no good fairy instead. And I'm glad he did. Not that we will be working together again." Espeon scoffed.

-000-

Prudence huffed. "Solomon I told you that we divorced!"

Happiny and Budew tapped her shoulder, looking as adorable as possible. "M-miss don't you th-think you can f-forgive him?"

"He loves you still, even though he fights with you sometimes!"

"You think so, kids?" The Purugly wiped her eyes.

"D-does love have an a-age?"

Prudence hugged both of them. "You kiddos are right. And adorable. Solomon, I forgive you. Thank you for doing that for me."

Solomon smiled. "I forgive you too."

The Arceus crowd wiped their tears. Then everyone turned to Sylveon. And their eyes all read the same thing. F*ck you.

-000-

"Look whos going home now?" Luxray smiled for the first time that day.

-000-

Frillish boomed on the loudspeaker. "HEY WHY IS THERE HAPPY NOISES NOW? WHAT THE HECK!? THAT'S IT CHALLENGE IS OVER. GUESTS, HAND IN YOUR RATINGS."

"WHAT?! NO! I AM THE FIRST POKEMON! THIS PARTY IS FOR MEEEEEEEEE!" A Bulbasaur crashed through the wall on a wrecking ball.

"Shut ya mouth! I AM THE FIRST POKEMON!" A Rhydon busted through the ground.

Prudence and Solomon sighed in unison. "Ugh these guys again."

"MY ANCESTORS APPEARED ON THE DEX FIRST!"

"OH YEAH WELL MY ANCESTORS BROKE THE FOURTH WALL, AND HE CAME OUT OF A GATCHA BALL!"

Everybody was sitting by the elimination fire.

"Ugh thanks to you dillweeds, my mom confiscated my phone! I wish all of you could go home."

Emboar sighed. "Frillish, calm down and do your job."

"Whatever. If you get a poffin your safe. Happiny, Budew, Luxray, Braixen, Espeon, Purrlion, Skitty, and Arcanine."

Sylveon growled, but continued to sit straight. "My dragons will find those oldies responsible…"

Whimscott rolled her eyes. "Yeah, right. If I get kicked off I will find your dragons and kill them so you can shut up."

Skitty had no complaints about that violence.

Frillish checked his watch. "You guys done? The last poffin goes too….

…

…

Whimscott."

After eating the poke pastry, she stuck her tongue out at the fairy gangster.

"I can't go home! I am the leader of Dark Lava! My father is the king of all criminals!"

Emboar ignored the death threats and shoved him into the sling shot.

"Buh bye! Phew, I'm glad he's gone. Who will ride the slingshot next? Will the love triangle become a love uh...line? And will you keep your new year's resolution? Probably not. See you next time on Total. Drama. POOOOFFFFFIN ISSLAAAAND!"

A/N: This challenge was inspired by the toughest question ever: What is the first pokemon?

I know that i just ended you guys's favorite conflict but writing it made me feel bad so I selfishly demolished it.

I really hope you liked this, and I am so sorry that this was yet again overdue. Tell ya what my new year's resolution is to write faster so you can enjoy this faster, kay?

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