A/N: By this rate, we'll finish the season in the next year…*sigh* Does anyone have any tips on how to write like, faster? Also, I'm running out of ideas so...Challenge ideas? Please?
Ugh sorry for the late updates, school is killing me… I mean some of you might be like "No, you update that cool 100 word Undertale thing (now-taking-requests) often!" (totally not advertizing)
But in my defence one of those takes about 10 minutes.
Anyways, enjoy.
DIANCES
Whimscott
Makoto
Purrlion
Espeon
Skitty
Arcanine *TRANSFERRED*
HOOPAS
Staraptor
Luxray
Budew
Braixen
Happiny
ELIMINATION CLUB
Bellossom (Hoopa)
Haruka (Diance)
Alakazam (Diance)
Raen (Hoopa)
Loppuny (Diance)
Altalria (DEAD)
Sylveon (Hoopa/Diance)
DIANCE GIRLS
Peacefully asleep, on the pillow of the fluffiest hair, Whimscott's eyelids were gracefully closed. Her breathing rising and lowering her chest, each exhale causing a stand of her precious locks to float up, then down. That is, until a letter smacked her in the face.
"Ow! Sh*t!" She fumbled out of her cot, and opened the letter.
Dear Whimsicott,
OMFG I LOVE WHIMSICOOTS!
*glomps cuz whimsicotts are so adorable* Also, *flips hair* I am also very fabulous just like youuuuuuuuuuu! Although I could probably Kick your a**, I really really love whimsicotts. That's all I have to say.
From, Sapphire the Shiny Xerneas
Gift: Here, take these 3 TMs! Dazzling Gleam, Solar Beam and Energy ball!
"Damn straight!" She smiled. The sender was a smart one, identifying her fabulousness. She looked at the TMs. "Well I already have Dazzling Gleam but...These could be useful." She put them in her hair.
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"For once a letter that isn't some horrible shampoo ad!" Whimscott sighed with relief.
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Skitty and Espeon were woken by the racket.
"What, you got fan mail!? Way to go!" Skitty smiled.
"Why would she be the one with fan mail?" Espeon yawned.
Skitty only smiled. "I think she really improved as a person."
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Skitty looked satisfied with herself. "I really think I helped Whimscott!"
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"If these two get too close, I'm afraid they might form an alliance against me. I would need Altalria if that were to happen but she disappeared!"
Espeon stomped her front paw. "We don't even know what has happened to her, we're just standing around like...like...POTATOES! But if everybody has their head in the game, I shouldn't let my guard down."
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Whimscott yanked the TMs out of her fluffy concealer. She looked at them. Then at her cabin mates. "Um...Here. Thanks for not kicking me out while I was a bit of a...B*tch." She said the last word in a whisper. She handed Dazzling Gleam to Skitty, and Energy ball to Espeon.
"Thanks!" The feline's smile widened, as she gave her friend a hug.
Espeon was gaping "Er...I give you my gratitude in this gift."
They both put the gifts put in their cot area.
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"Maybe I could join their alliance…" The velvet furred eeveelution mused.
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"WhImsCott has fRiends I sEe...WeLl…" The demon prepared a shadow ball, only to get
sucked away from an unknown force. "WhAaaAtt…?NOooooOOoo!"
DIANCE BOYS
Arcanine and Makoto were laughing it up, exchanging jokes and stupid, almost drunken ideas just for kicks. Not Purrlion's style.
"Didja see Sylveons face!?" Arcanine howled. "Thanks for using your demon powers!"
"Aw shucks. Oh and speaking of which…" Makoto flicked his wrist. "Azarath, metrion, zinthos!" As if by magic the books he was reading started to levitate. "With the help of these books, I can pretty much summon him at any time."
"PuT mE dOwn! CaRry YoUr Own BoOKS! I hAve SwEet ReVenge tO eaT!" The weasel whipped his head around. "Oh my Arceus...IT CAN TALK!"
"NO Sh*T. PlEase pUt me dOwn, I neEd to gET fed."
"Um...What exactly do you eat..?" Makoto gulped, control wavering.
While the control was weakening , the ghost rolled its eyes and slipped from his grasp.
While the rest of them were making baseless conspiracies, Purrlion was concentrating on his…'duties'.
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"I'm pretty sure I have the guy I need, but what if he knows who I am first? Should I run, bail on the job?" Purrlion tensely sharpened his claws with his beloved katana.
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A shadow in the night, the feline stalked around the island looking for clues, looking for his prey.
He was to do this job for huge amounts of money, but his life was higher on his priorities. He snooped around the darkest parts of the trees, inspected the cameras, and found the body of the missing cloud bird. Her corpse rotting, frost covering her frigid body His face turned white. He thought she must have just flew off the island...But it seemed that his target had mistaken this bird for himself. He shook his head. Why wasn't used to dead bodies? He had to find this agent soon, and he had to tell everyone what had really happened to the prudent bird.
While Makoto was sleeping and Purrlion was….Wherever, Arcanine thought back on the past events. Braixen had stood up for him, as well as everyone else. Even after all those cruel comments the day before...Could it be that he misjudged her? And what happened to her parents anyway, were they really dead? His pride held up the guilt that was crashing upon him.
How was he supposed to know that her parents had died, and furthermore, it's not like she was a complete angel either. It was still fair game. It had to be.
HOOPA GIRLS
Staraptor and Happiny were talking about Sylveon.
"Remember wh-when he was in our t-team?"
"Yeah, man I'm glad he's done for. He was kind of a control freak…."
"Yeah!" Happiny smiled. "Me and Budew made qu-quite the performance, r-right?"
Staraptor's smile wavered. "Um, yes. You really are friends with Budew right? Nothing more?"
The egg like pokemon blushed. "U-uh well…"
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"Why am I being so protective over Happiny? I mean maybe I feel a bit like a guardian but, come on. I know that Budew can be an ok guy. Except that time when he made her cry…" Staraptor's clenched her teeth at the last statement.
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"I-I guess I like h-him a bit...B-but I don't think he sees me in that way."
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Happiny fidgeted with her hands. "I mean, h-he says th-that I'm his partner, pr-professionally, right?"
-000- Her face deepened in hue.
As if right on cue, Budew looked through the small hole in the log, beckoning to Happiny.
She smiled and headed out to meet him.
Staraptor sighed. "They grow up so fast, huh?" She chuckled.
But Braixen wasn't listening. She was reading a letter, that dropped from the sky.
Dear Braixen,
Thought you could use something, sweets. By the way, your old man watching in heaven would be proud that you made it this far.
From your cousin.
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Braixen shed a single tear, putting her hat to her chest. "Yeah...He would be proud…"
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She lifted the whip and will-o-wisp TM she received, and hugged them closely.
"Uh, what do you have there?" The bird stepped a bit closer.
"Oh just some things from my cuz." She grinned. "He always knows how to cheer me up."
Staraptor looked off guard. "Wait...Were you unhappy? Was it about what you did yesterday?"
"I don't know. I know it was the right thing to do, but Arcanine might see me as weaker now. And on top of that, now he is still here instead of loser island. I feel like I sacrificed someone I love for someone I pretty much despise."
The bird's eyes softened, and hugged her friend. "I'm sure you will do fine. And I'm sure Arcanine is actually feeling sorry instead of vengeful."
Braixen hugged back. "Thanks, Star. You really are a true friend."
HOOPA BOYS
Luxray stared at the ceiling of the log. Budew had already left to see his girlfriend even though he denies their obvious relationship. He smiled slightly, he wondered how Budew could miss it? Then again, how could Luxray miss two people that loved him? He would have to tell them he wasn't interested, or at least that he had a girlfriend already back home. Her name was Cindy, a Flareon cheerleader at his team. But he noticed that she never really talked to him the way Arcanine and Braixen did…
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"Why is all dis stuff so confuzzling? I really hope Arc and Braix will understandablez." Luxray muttered.
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With these lingering thoughts, his eyes slipped closed to slumber.
Budew and Happiny were planning how to capture their target.
"Maybe w-we can lure him into a tr-trap like they do in the m-movies?'
"That actually might work...But how are we supposed to know who he is?"
"W-well you c-can hint that you are part of the police and look at the others r-reactions?"
Budew grinned. "Not bad, not bad. It's a good thing that part of being an agent is to tell when people are lying. Nice work!"
Happiny blushed. "Aw it's nothing."
He brushed up closer to her. "'What you do isn't nothing, even if you really want it too!' That's a quote from Maiden Gardevoir from season 6 episode 30, when the Sir Gallade is wallowing in self pity."
Happiny giggled. "So you r-really do like that sh-show."
He snickered. "Originally it was just supposed to be a facade. But I really did learn to love the show, I even bought this figurine with my own salary!" He took out a limited edition Sir Gallade action figure, and started to play around with it. "Pew pew! Sir Gallade here to save the fair town and fairer lady of Neo Olde Tokyo!" He moved the figurine as if talking to Happiny.
She looked away bashfully.
After about an hour of role playing, the two felt the need to go back to sleep. But before they went their separate ways, Happiny pecked Budew on the cheek. "Th-thanks for playing w-with me,"
Before he could reply, she ran off.
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"E-even though he is p-part of police, he st-still is r-really just a k-kid." Happiny clapped her hands. "I-its kind of cute…"
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"She...Kissed me.." Budew turned red from his feet to the top of his bud. "Wow…" He muttered before fainting.
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MESS HALL
"WAAAAAKE UP, SLEEPY HEADS! TIME TO FACE THE SUNSHINE! HEY, THAT RHYMES!"
At the mess hall, Purrlion immediately jumped on top of the Yelling Table.
"GUYS...ALTALRIA...IS DEAD! AND I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME! I-I FOUND THE CORPSE…" He flashed a picture of the cloud birds body.
"I know my knives are totally capable of doing so but...SHE'S DEAD!"
The campers gasped, in a mix of shock and expectation. They pushed it away, but they all considered the possibility that was now a reality.
"How do we know it isn't you, you are indeed the only one that has weapons on your personage." Espeon replied cooly.
"Nonono it wasn't meeee….It was someone of the police I know it!" He whinned.
Budew's ears perked up in hidden anger. "Oh no, they would never do that. I would know…"
At that comment, Purrlion's eyes flashed in fear. He had found his target. But the corpse he saw confirmed for him that the target was too dangerous. Now, he himself, was the target.
Happiny, seeing this, whispered to Budew. "We g-got him….D-d-do you think he d-d-d-did it?"
"No, I don't...Its ok, he won't hurt you...D-don't cry, please..." Staraptor and Braixen hugged the pink egg pokemon, comforting her.
Purrlion's fearful gaze became a terrified, pleading, look. Looks like his 'target' had back up help. Nethertheless the most innocent of the group. His breathing became heavier, as the campers started to talk all at once.
"How can we trust him?" Espeon eyed the ninja cat. "He isn't exactly the type that stays by you."
"Aw Espeoonnn don't be liike thaaat…I'm sorry about betraying yoouuu..."
Her eyes melted into understanding, only to freeze back into suspicion, but it wasn't nearly as chilly as before.
Skitty could not stop shaking, as she looked at her newly reformed friend. "Wh-whimscott, you had a motive you know…"
"Oh, girl, please! It wasn't me I don't have a weapon anywhere...And the moves I had weren't good enough to kill her."
She was still shaking, but she trusted her.
Luxray was confused, "She can't die, that's only for old peeps." Braixen shook her head. "No, Lux. Sometimes they die a bit too early…"
Arcanine patted Braixen on the back. His thoughts on her parents were now the truth, there was no denial.
Makoto pondered about the demon he kept summoning...Was that the one from Altalria? Altalria had just died, and her demon was running free...His eyes welled up in tears. He knew who the killer was. But would they believe him?
Budew looked straight into Purrlion's eyes. He wasn't the killer. But he was a killer. And justice was to be served.
"Hey uh…" Frillish shoved Purrlion off the table. "I really don't want to end this pity party, but I have a show to host."
"How can you say that, when someone just DIED?!" Staraptor screamed. "I bet YOU did it! She was too boring for the show, huh?! WELL NOBODY KILLS ANOTHER BIRD, MAKES HAPPINY CRY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! NOT ON MY WATCH!"
Frillish looked unamused. "First off, you don't have a wrist to have a watch. Second, I didn't do it, but if I did, you don't have any proof. If you accuse me anymore, I will have you….handled. Look a million pokedollars is a lot of money. She signed a contract. Death was a risk from the second she flew onto the island. Now if you please, eat your breakfast. I'm having Emboar put antidepressants in there so you can focus on the game, so the ratings can stay high. Got. It?"
He was deadly serious. After the campers reluctantly ate their 'food' they started to feel less agitated, but they didn't exactly want to. That is except for Staraptor, who pretended to eat, but secretly relied on her cracker stash.
Frillish coughed, then read the next challenge. "Today's challenge, is called cupid's arrow. You must get to the finish line without getting Emboar here, shooting you with an arrow. If he does, the arrow will have a riddle that you must answer,"
"Like how to get your ass in jail?" Arcanine growled. The campers nodded their heads.
Frillish coughed. "Like I said, I didn't do it. In fact, I'm placing my bets on either Whimscott or Purrlion."
Whimscott threatenly stepped forward, Skitty stopping her. Purrlion just hissed.
"Anyways, these riddles are made of a special paper that can hear your answer, if you were to answer correctly, the paper would turn green, and you can keep on going. But if you can't get the answer within 30 seconds, it will turn red, and it will explode you out of the race. Whoever reaches the finish line first, their team wins. Now follow me to the challenge station."
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"Even though Altalria is dead...I'm still in the game for the money. They might think I'm the one who did it...But I should still concentrate on the game. I'm sure the others will agree." Whimscott muttered.
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"i HeaR oPpoRtunity KnOcKing~" Haunter sang.
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The challenge area was in the forest, freshly fallen snow and frost blanketing the ground.
Frillish joined Emboar at the UFO like thing, with his glittery crossbow, and an evil grin.
"I'll give you a few minutes to plan."
"Yeesh, he's a bastard." Skitty mumbled.
"Ikr!" Whimscott growled. "Accusing me of murder! I bet she just died of a heart attack. Or MAybe hAiR piN-" The fluffier one shook her head. "Or something like that."
Little did they know that Makoto was close by, preventing the demon from doing more harm.
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"I know what this little killer is up too, and I'm not just about to let it have its way. These type of spirits feed off revenge, and are prevented from going back if not fed." Makoto was reading straight out of one of his books.
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Purrlion was clawing at his ears in stress, muttering "I need to get out of here...I need to get OUT OF HERE!"
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"T-the agent is already here, already knows who I am, and is ready to KILL. I'm going to be so bad at this challenge, they will be forced to kick me out!"
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Staraptor barely listening to Braixen's strategy. She was looking straight at Frillish, anger boiling hot.
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"He's going down. I know I don't have any proof, but you can see it in his eyes. He's evil, and he did it! I'm going to get his ass jail, even if I'm kicked off from this island!" Staraptor slammed her wing into the wall.
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"START!" Frillish yelled into the megaphone.
The campers started running, waddling, flying, anything they could do to propel themselves. Luxray, Arcanine, and Staraptor held the lead.
Purrlion was just walking, yawning and taking his time. "HEY! Embie! Hit me with your best shot!"
Having heard the taunt, Emboar shot directly to Purrlion.
"Ooh nooo! Looks like I'm out!" Purrlion lay down in mock hurt.
"Oh no you don't! If you lay like this, we have a lesser chance of winning!" Espeon unstuck the plunger like arrow from his back, reading the riddle
This lovely maiden eats no meat but eats leaves. She labours each day spinning and weaving for the benefit of others. Who is she?
The eeveelution barely blinked before answering. "Wurmple (silkworm), obviously."
The parchment turned green, and Espeon carried Purrlion by the scuff dragging him.
"No Espeon, I don't wannaaa!"
She bit back hateful words, as she kept on dragging him forward.
"Ugh Espeon, I don't want to be a drag but this way we are both slower…"
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"WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT?!" Espeon banged her head on the wall.
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Purrlion was laughing, tears peeking out of the corners of his eyes.
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Soon after, an arrow hit Espeon, somehow causing Purrloin to collapse on top of her.
"Open the riddle, you useless vegetable wannabee!"
"No way! I WANT to lose!"
"Haha! Losers." Emboar grinned.
Budew and Happiny were trying to waddle as fast as they could, but being an easy target, were hit.
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
"Uh..Uh...Air?" Budew bumbled.
"A-Air?!"
"Well like it's everyone's, and I guess they breathe more than you?"
Happiny was frantically scrambling through her brain. "Um...I-I know this one...Your name!"
The riddle poofed in green smoke, and Braixen scooped up the playhouse pokemon.
"That was a close one, sugar cube. Sorry but I can't risk having you out first, that could cause elimination!"
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"Looks like I'm alone now...Wow I'm screwed." Budew sighed.
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Whimscott was using Gust to help not only herself, but Skitty ride on the wind. They were getting closer and closer to the lead, as Luxray and Arcanine seemed to be running out of power.
Makoto, suddenly, without warning, hopped on to their air cushion, standing in front of Whimscott protectively.
"BE GONE DEMON!" He flashed the Arceus symbol.
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"That guy has...Issues." Whimscott rolled her eyes.
-000-
"I really hoped that worked." Makoto's breathing was getting faster.
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The glare of the Arceus symbol he was holding blinded Emboar, and he instead hit Luxray.
Arcanine tore the riddle off.
They look like twin brothers, both sturdy and tall. They work together and go everywhere together. But they only go near solid food and do not care for soup. Who are they?
"How the hell am I supposed to know this?!"
Luxray scanned the riddle. "Uh, sporks?"
Arcanine thought it over. "Sporks...Spoon and fork….chopsticks!"
The riddle poofed away.
"Uh, hey, Arca?"
"Yes Lux?"
"I uh, have to tell you something."
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"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOOOHHMYGOOOSH!" Arcanine squealed.
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"Nope!" Staraptor slapped Luxray on her way to the lead.
Braixen was right behind her.
"H-hey, is that y-your boyfriend?" Happiny giggled.
"Uh, no…" The cowgirl blushed.
Luxray, who seemed oddly relieved, ran over to her. "WAIT UP!"
Arcanine growled, as he sped up. He didn't exactly want to lose the race of the competition or the race of love. The anger propelled him further, and soon it was just him and Staraptor, head to head.
Frillish seeing this, his expression turned grim. "Hey Emboar...Get the cracker lover. She's trouble."
One fateful shot, hitting Staraptor straight to the head.
"LOOKS LIKE THE DIANCES WON!"
A furious energy clouded her vision. Silently, almost deadly, she flew up to the UFO.
"YOU ARE JUST LIKE MY PARENTS! BOTH OF YOU! DIRTY, FILTHY, UNLOVABLE, CHEATERS!" With a blast of wind from her wings, the UFO crashed to the ground.
"This...tHiS is PrOof thAT yOu KiLleD HeR!"
Makoto gasped. "No….I….Have I been protecting the wrong one?"
She dived toward Frillish a demonic intention streamed through her body, she was letting anger control her.
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"HahAhaAHa. IdIots. WhO sAId I ONly neEDED ALtaria's VenGeful wIsh?" Haunter cackled.
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Emboar tackled the bird, avoiding her super effective flying type moves.
"Load her to the canon!" Frillish yelled, fear strained in his voice.
"NO LET HER KILL YOU! DIE LIKE A MAN!" Braixen screamed.
But it was too late. As soon as she was loaded, it was the end.
"H-how can you c-call that f-fair?!" Happiny cried.
"Yeah!" Budew protested.
Everyone nodded and shouted in agreement.
Frillish blew his bullhorn. "SHUT UP! Look, she had it coming! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR QUARTERS! OR ELSE! Yeesh, you guys are brats."
"Excuuuse me!" Whimscott seethed.
Frillish stepped in front of the camera. "THANK YOU THANK YOU! SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TIME ON TOTAL. DRAMA. POOOFFFIIIN ISLAND!"
A/N: I know it seems like a fast end, but there will be epilogue in the next ep... Sorry I was too lazy to put it in this episode. In fact, I'm disapointed at
the lack of word in this episode... But I'm leaving you reviewers to pick apart my writing to help me improve. Thank you.
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