A/N: OMG! Dudes, I have the greatest idea. So I was being bored at a campout with Jillysteb12 and I watched Yu-Gi-Oh earlier so of course I had fangirlish thoughts on my mind. So about two minutes later I wondered what would happen if we warped into Yu-Gi-Oh...Long story short I'm planning on making a series of me, stiff, Cu and Gia warping into anime. (Alternate endings each time)
Sorry for stalling you with the Author's Note...begin ze chapter!
Gia's POV
Us badass bitches were waiting in Russia's main hallway for France to come pick us up. "Come back anytime. It has been a pleasure." He told us before he had to go write important files in his office. I shivered at the thought of how someone can get so happy over a sunflower, you should really get happy when you see a delicious taco!
Anna was writing fanfiction on her IPod while I read some of my JtHM comics. There was finally a knock on the mahogany door and Latvia answered it while shuddering. Uh, don't even get me started on France's reaction to Anna's new appearance. I'll skip it to saying that if you see France limping anytime soon, you'll know why.
"Ohonohon you look beautiful to mon cheri." France told me. That perverted flirt! If I could get him alone on Halloween in a forest...I smiled at my own bloody thought. "G, you're doing the sadistic smile again." I blinked a few times. "It's a thing I do, deal with it!"
Stiff's...Jill's POV
"That was an awesome hockey game! That dude didn't see it coming!" Chelsea laughed. It was quite boring, and what Canada did was pretty funny. "I wasn't trying to hit him, he got in the way." His quiet voice said.
"I know, but it was hilarious." Chelsea finally seemed to be having fun. I was just sitting there watching two players fight each other ignoring the puck and I saw Canada going for it. He didn't notice some guy on the other team stepped in front of him when he was about to hit the puck.
"I think you two had enough fun today." He finally said. We arrived back into the cabin and watched a Canadian movie.
Anna's POV
"France, I don't drink wine. I'm surprised this plane even has wine." Seriously there was alcohol everywhere. We refused so many times to stay at his house and 'freshen' up. "Belle, you are of age now. I'm being a gentlemen."
I snorted. "Ha, Iggy-brows is a better gentleman than you are Francey-Pants." Oops, I said my nickname in front of him. Gia was sleeping during the plane ride to America. She told me to wake her up if France goes near her or she will have BEN hack my computer. "Is zhat my nickname for me? May I call you Sexy Escape?"
"Nein." He smiled at my defiance. If he thinks that I'll eventually be one of his fangirls then he is DEAD wrong. I would rather get drunk with Iggy and debate over which religion I am. "You know you want more of zis." He took off his shirt, revealing his bare skin.
I turned to hide my blush, his hand was on my shoulder. "GET AWAY FROM ME!" I slapped him away from me. "See? Your hands are all over me." My fist made his face bleed in a matter of seconds. "Ohonohonohon, you will be mine one day." He last said before grabbing a first aid kit. That damn pervert! I guess being the Bahamas is a curse... I stared at the clouds outside my window, my hand rubbing the lined fabric on the seat. What have my friends and I got into?
Of course I would never admit that I sort of caused us to come here. I tried doing Black Magic the night before the concert, hoping to summon a demon to prank my brother. The spell had to have complete focus on what I was conjuring and I kept thinking about Hetalia. My face slammed into the seat, how will we get out of here? The second we arrived I promised myself that I wouldn't fall in love. But aren't promises made to be broken?
"Eh..where iss France?" Gia woke up, searching around her for the pervert. "He's in the bathroom applying first aid to himself after a round of fists with the one and only me." I replied, a visible grin on my face. She high fived me, "Nice dude, but next time let me have a whack at him."
"Au Revoir, belle!" France said before giving me a goodbye kiss on the cheek. Gia kneed him in the gut for me. He left us at the airport because America was coming to pick us up. "So where do you think America-san is?" I asked, looking around at the fast food restaurants. "He's over there bitch!" She dragged me over to where he was.
He seemed to be arguing with a cashier. "But dude! It's just a dollar off I paid most of the money why can't I have my burgers when I'm a dollar short!"
I did have twenty dollars in my bag, but that was all the money I had. I'm terrible at saving money. But America-san was more important to me. Okay, I just need to keep my cool. "Excuse me. May I ask why you are yelling at my friend?" I said in the best British accent I could muster. Bahamas was an English colony at one point.
"Who the heck are..." I kicked his side telling him to shut up. "Yes, your friend has not paid the full transaction to buy his food." I nodded, acting like I was taking it all in. "Well here, this should cover it." I replied, reluctantly handing him one of my precious dollars.
When we finally sat down America gave me a bear-hug. "Thanks Dude! Now I won't be starving tonight! Woah..." He cheered finally looking at my appearance, which was a top and yoga pants. "Bro! Your hot!" I face palmed. "Do you even know who I am?"
"Nope!" He said, after shoving a whole Big Mac down his throat. "Well asshole it's me Gia...you know. The badass chick from the meeting, and this is Anna. The only one who turned into a country." He slurped a diet coke.
"Woah! What happened to you dudes! And why do I have the feeling I have seen Anna before?" I slammed my fist on the table before grabbing a Big Mac for myself. How could he not recognize me? "I'm your neighbor down south!"
"Oh yeah, you're Bahamas right? It's been forever." He managed to eat all of his burgers already. Gia had her mouth slighty gaped open. "Come on, we're going to have a party tonight! We can also grab some margaritas for Anna, I know that Bahamas loves them." I never actually tried a margarita, but I'll probably like them. Yeah!
Chelsea's POV
"So when is your brother coming?" I asked. Canada told us his brother was coming over sometime today. I can't wait to see how Anna and Gia were doing. They probably had fun at Russia's house...or maybe not. Jill has been texting Anna during the plane ride when she wasn't eating pancakes.
There was a knock on the cabin's front door. "Oh, I think he is here." Canada quietly from behind me. Wasn't he in front of me a second ago? I barely saw him open the door. "Bonjour Canada." A familiar French accent said. Jill jumped off the couch. "No, it can't be..."
He came in standing next to the front door, until he finally saw us. "Ohonohonohon, I didn't know you had guests over."
"France, you're kind of scaring them." Expectedly he didn't hear Canada's tiny voice. The stiff somehow got a burst of adrenaline and dragged me down the hall. That's right, Jill was now Grace meaning she was now an Elite. She locked the door to our bedroom and we both hid in the closet. "Jill, what's wrong?"
"Oh yeah, I know more about this anime than you do. Well Anna told me that France was a pervert, and he was checking us out so I think we need to hide." This makes no fricken sense! "I thought America was Canada's brother."
"He is but Canada was a French colony so I'm guessing France was also his brother. Also judging by the bruises on his face I think Anna and Gia already had their fun."
"So we're stuck hiding until he finds us or he leaves. Great." But Jill didn't know my plan...my totally explosive plan.
