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The secret admirer
Synopsis: Samus Aran finds a strange letter that reads someone has feelings for her in her room and she is determined to get to the bottom of who wrote it! Meanwhile, Sonic and Mario try to avoid opposite day with disastrous results!
It was a quiet morning in the mansion for today was Saturday! Everyone could have the day off from the fighting and brawling and go visit their friends or hang out with each other, everyone could enjoy what they were waiting for, everyone except one person in particular…
"Maybe she'll see it on her bed" Solid Snake said as he walked away from Samus Aran's room, he had left a note for her because of his crush on her since the first met her when brawl began, but he had trouble telling her how he felt about her, so had left a note on her bed to tell her.
Samus had just finished up getting her shower and getting dress and proceeded towards the door until something caught her eye, it was on her bed and it was a letter.
"What the?" she said to herself as she walked over to her bed and picked up the letter to open it to see something she thought she wouldn't read in a thousand years!
It read: Dear Samus, for a while now I wanted to tell you how I feel since we first met and knew we were rivals for a while now but now I want to tell you how I really feel about you and forever how I feel about you.
I love you
Signed your secret admirer.
Samus just stared at the letter for nearly five minutes until she dropped it on the floor and just stood in her position until someone knocked on her door, she walked towards it and opened it to see Falco.
"Hey Samus" he said.
"Hey Falco" she replied "you need something?"
"Actually yes" Falco said "remember when you borrowed my plasma gun?" Samus thought about this for a moment and remembered the time there was a brawl she had against Mario and her arm gun was ruined and she had lost her own gun, so she borrowed Falco's and said she would return it on the weekend.
"Yeah, wait right here!" Samus said as she closed the door and began to search for Falco's gun while looking at the letter again and thinking that maybe Falco could be her secret admirer, she quickly found his gun and opened the door back open "here you go Falco" she gave the anthropomorphic bird back his gun and he nodded his head.
"Thanks Samus" Falco said.
"Hey Falco?" Samus asked.
"Yeah Samus?"
"Can I ask you something?"
"Sure what is it?" Samus took in a deep breath of air and found her guts.
"Are you my secret admirer?" she asked, Falco just stared blank at her.
"Noooo" Falco said "why you ask?"
"No reason" Samus said "just curious" Falco gave a slight laugh and then a large laugh "what's so funny?"
"You! The famed bounty hunter Samus Aran is curious?!" Falco asked, Samus groaned and quickly hit him in the beak with ease, the falcon rubbed his beak and quickly left before she would do anything else.
"Guess I have to keep searching" Samus said.
Meanwhile…
"So what do you want to do today?" Sonic asked Mario as the two walked down the hall of the mansion, the two had nothing to do for the day and they were already bored.
"I do not a-know" Mario said "what do you want to a-do?"
"Go to the carnival?" Sonic asked.
"Nope" Mario said "we did that yesterday".
"Yeah you're right" Sonic said "how about the movies and see revenge of squid people 5?"
"We saw it ten times already!" Mario said "besides, you were a-banned from the movie theater after buying twelve bags of popcorn and not being able to pay for them!"
"Then what do you want to-" Sonic was cut off when he suddenly heard Bowser being…Friendly? The two went to investigate and saw that Bowser was being friendly to Kirby!
"And I hope you have a wonderful day Kirby!" Bowser said in his friendliest voice yet, Kirby gave a mad frown and kicked the koopa in the knee before walking away, Bowser hopped up and down with pain before setting his leg back down "that little brat…I mean, sweet adorable creature!" Mario and Sonic looked at each other and then screamed!
"What have you done with Bowser imposter?!" Sonic said as he lunged at the koopa and began to punch him in the face.
"Get off me you moronic creature!" Bowser said furiously, Sonic quickly jumped off and knew that was Bowser "for Pete sakes! Don't you two know what day it is?!"
"Yeah, it's Saturday" Mario said.
"It's also opposite day!" Bowser said, Mario and Sonic looked at each other with confused faces and Bowser knew he had to explain this to them "it is a day where people do the opposite of what they do! Just look!" the two heroes looked around to see the brawlers doing the exact opposite of they usually do, Link was acting cowardly and afraid instead being brave and fearless and he was…Enjoying it? They then saw that Lucas was acting brave and fearless! Pikachu was acting like a business person instead of a fighter and Peach took a big gulp of soda before letting out a long and loud burp, showing that she was acting rude and careless instead of polite and careful!
"Out of the way plumber!" Peach said as she pushed Mario aside and walked away before turning back to him and smiling greatly "oh this day is so much fun!" Mario gasped at everyone acting like the complete opposite while Sonic seemed to enjoy it.
"Hey Mario look! I'm slow and sluggish" Sonic said as he made his voice to sound like it was in slow-motion and he was walking very slowly, the plumber quickly got up and grabbed his friend and took him into the dining room "hey what's the big idea?"
"Don't you see?" Mario asked "if we act like our opposite then we will probably begin to think we'll always be this way! We must avoid this day with any results!" Sonic suddenly got the thought of being slow forever and never being able to defeat Eggman.
"You're right! We have to avoid today!" Sonic said as he took a seat "starting by sitting down and doing nothing!"
"Well that stinks" Mario said.
Meanwhile….
"Excuse me Olimar?" Samus asked the 75 inch man on the couch as he watched the nature channel, he looked up to see the woman in her armor.
"Yes Mrs. Samus?" Olimar asked.
"I wondering if I could ask you something" Samus said.
"Anything miss" Olimar said.
"Are you my secret admirer" she asked.
"I'm sorry Mrs. Aran, but I am not" Olimar said 'I'm married anyway" Samus shook her head and walked away "I'm sorry if I disappointed you!" Samus walked down the halls of the mansion and looked at a picture of the smasher couples, Mario and Peach, Yoshi and Pichu, Jigglypuff and Meta Knight but in the background was her and Solid Snake arguing with each other and that got her curious but brushed off the idea.
"No" she said to herself "it couldn't be, he's too uptight" she walked down the hall while seeing a picture of her and Snake arguing again, she once again the feeling that Snake left her the note but shook it away until she saw Sonic and Mario doing…Nothing? She knew they were always having an adventure or doing something exciting but there they, doing nothing "hey! What are you two doing?"
"Nothing" Sonic said with no excitement in his voice at all.
"Okay don't play games with me!" she said as she held up her blaster to Sonic's nose "usually I find you two doing something fun or ridiculous but you're not! Tell me now!"
"Okay, okay" Mario said "today is opposite day and we're trying to avoid it!" Samus held her blaster down and looked at the two with a concerned yet possibly scared face "what are you doing?"
"Just trying to find my secret admirer" Samus said and Mario and Sonic screamed out of their minds "what's wrong?"
"Now you're under the spell of opposite day!" Sonic said as he and Mario turned around "RUN MARIO!" the two ran down the hall and Samus continued to find her admirer, the blue blur and Italian plumber ran as fast as they could until they accidently knocked over a vase, lamp, couch and even the dining room table!
"I think we got away from the madness!" Mario said as the two slowed down.
"Mario! Sonic!" King DeeDee called out, the two turned around to see him, Ganondorf and Bowser having a tea party "care to join our polite little party?" the two screamed as loud as they could and continued to run while seeing characters doing their exact opposites!
Meanwhile…
Samus had asked almost every guy in the mansion with exception of Mario and Sonic because she knew they were too…How would we put it, a little crazy. She even asked Captain Falcon and was only given a black stare, warm and lovey-dovey smile and a hit in his face, her ideas were starting to get very limited by every idea and her only idea was Snake.
"It's the only idea I have left" she said to herself as she walked to Snakes room with her head low, Snake was busy cleaning his weapon until he heard a knock at his door.
"Hang on, I'm coming" he said as he got up and walked to the door and opened it to reveal Samus with a warm look on her face "hey Samus, you need something?"
"Actually I want to tell and ask you something" she said.
"Sure what is it?" he asked.
"Earlier today I found this note on my bed and it said someone had feelings for me" she said, Snake suddenly felt his stomach churn and he got a little nervous "so I went around the mansion to see who has feelings for me and…"
"Yes?" he asked nervously.
"Snake" she began "are you my secret admirer?" Snake felt his whole body freeze and his blood go cold, Samus looked at him with a face that said "I got you now" and he found the guts he needed to tell her how he felt about her.
"Yes Samus" he said "I left you the note because I wanted you to know" Samus didn't say anything, she didn't blink and she didn't growl but she grabbed him by the shoulders as if to hurt him, Snake waited for the blow until…
"I love you too" she said before giving him a quick peck on the cheek, she gently dropped him and walked away "hope you have a good day" Snake looked at her with a surprise face, the great bounty hunter Samus Aran made and exception with him instead of hurting him! Snake went back in his room and closed the door…Until Sonic and Mario opened it up and closed it behind their backs with terrified looks on their faces.
"What's wrong with you two?" he asked them.
"Opposite day is the worst!" Sonic said, this confused Snake.
"Opposite day? There's no such thing as Opposite day!" Snake said "it doesn't exist! People just do it for pranking!" Sonic and Mario's faces suddenly dropped and they became very angry.
"Of all the rotten things the others have done" Sonic began "this is the worst!"
"Just leave Peach alone" Mario said "I will talk to her".
"Deal" Sonic said as he grabbed the seven chaos emeralds from behind his back and turned into Super Sonic while Mario grabbed his hammer and the two went out the door "oh everyone! We have a surprise for all of you!" Snake rolled his eyes and saw Samus in the hallway with the letter he sent her in her hands, he winked at her and she giggled at him and she walked down the hall to enjoy the rest of her day.
"Nailed it!" he said as he finally got his girl.
The end
(A/N: Hope you guys loved this short and the Snakus idea! I hope you guys send me some ideas for an original short idea of your own and it will be featured here on Super Smash Shorts!)