SUPER SMASH SHORTS
Synopsis: During the making of Super Smash Bros Brawl, Roy and Mewtwo interview the characters and ask them how they feel about Tabuu.
Inside the Nintendo game building lot, Roy and Mewtwo were dressed formally for the smashers interview with them because they were assigned to do it for public television. Mewtwo held the camera while Roy held a microphone and stood outside the building.
"Hello everyone, this Roy and I'm here with assistant Mewtwo and we're here to interview the characters of SSBB" Roy said "and though me and Mewtwo won't be featured in the game, we still get to play it when it comes out! Come on let's go inside!"
"Hang on! Let me get the keys!" Mewtwo said as he searched for his lost keys to the building.
Later…
"Today we are going to ask everyone on how they feel about working with Tabuu!" Roy said as the two finally entered the building "and the first people we are going to ask is Mario, Luigi, Yoshi and Peach! Where are they anyway?" he looked around the room to try and find the four people but it was hard to when there were people all around and props, backgrounds and crew members in the picture.
"There they are!" Mewtwo pointed to the four at a table eating homemade cookies and lemonade that was made for the whole cast.
"Mario and Co! a moment of your time?" Roy asked as he and Mewtwo ran towards the four, the group turned around to see the teen run up to them and hold up his microphone "what do you think about Tabuu?"
"Tabuu?! Where?!" Luigi asked as he jumped in fear and hid under the table "he scares me!"
"Tabuu is a very strange yet violent person if I might say" Peach said as she crossed her arms.
"I agree with Peach" Mario said "I mean, he is said to try and destroy our worlds in the game!"
"He's also very rude and mean" Peach said.
"Yoshi don't like him also! He mean to Yoshi's friends!" Yoshi said.
"He's terrifying!" Luigi said as he still hid under the table and covered his eyes.
ICE CLIMBERS INTERVIEW
"What do you two think about Tabuu?" Roy asked the two ice climbers as they sat at a couch in the building, Popo was busy cleaning his mallet while Nana stared dreamily at Lucas as he tried to do a skateboard trick "guys!"
"Huh what?" the two said as they turned their attention Roy.
"What do you two think about Tabuu?" Roy asked again.
"He's really scary!" Nana said.
"And he has doesn't have decency for anyone in the studio!" Popo said as he threw his hands in the air "like earlier today! I was using the bathroom and he barged in and bugged me!" Popo held up his hammer and smashed a chair next to him.
"Er…Next person please?" Roy asked himself.
SAMUS ARAN AND SOLID SNAKE INTERVIEW
"Samus? Snake?" Roy asked as he searched the studio to find the two for their interview, it wasn't before he found them…making out in a corner "hello lovebirds" the two suddenly stopped and turned to him with blank and embarrassed expressions on their faces "what do you two think about Tabuu?"
"I have already have my answer and it is I hate him" Samus said as she placed her hands on her hips "he's a huge creep!"
"Not to mention he was peeping on the crew" Snake said, Roy gave a slight shudder.
"And if it was me that was the first to be peeped on!" Samus said "speaking of which, be right back" she grabbed a taser that was conveniently placed on the table "be right back Snake, love ya".
"Love you too babe" Snake replied as Samus went to find Tabuu and tase him.
"Can we please do the next interview before there is anymore mushiness?" Mewtwo asked Roy.
"Yeah sure" Roy replied.
MARTH AND IKE INTERVIEW
"First may I say" Roy began as he interviewed his two friends "I blame you two for not letting me being a part of the game!"
"Blame us?!" Ike said "it was the producers that said that you were too much!" Roy gave his friend a punch in the arm before sitting back in his chair.
"Secondly, what do you two think about Tabuu?" Roy asked.
"My answer is that he's really annoying and stupid" Ike said.
"And my answer is that he's always barging in on everyone's business!" Marth said "he's trying to rule the universe for Pete's sakes! As if that wasn't enough he then tried to put a rattlesnake in my shoes today!" while Marth continued to talk about Tabuu being the worst, Roy and Ike looked at each other while Mewtwo kept playing the camera.
LUCARIO, PICKACHU AND POKEMON TRAINER INTERVIEW
"So what do you guys think about Tabuu?" Roy asked the two Pokemon and trainer as they sat at a table playing cards while Roy interviewed them.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu said as he turned to Roy.
"I think he should be replaced by team rocket" the trainer said "he's way too easy to take on but if team rocket trained him to be a harder boss enemy than that would better!"
"I think he's really annoying" Lucario said as he continued to play the game of cards "besides, I would rather waste my time watching Sonic showing off than being with Tabuu!"
KIRBY, KING DEEDEE AND META KNIGHT INTERVIEW
"What do you three think of Tabuu?" Roy asked the star child, the meta knight and greedy king as they sat a table and drank coffee.
"I will give you one answer and one answer only!" King DeeDee said as set his coffee down "he's a total jerk!"
"Poyo!" Kirby said.
"Not to mention he's an annoying nuisance!" Meta Knight said "he was looking through my weaponry and deciding whether or not to sell it on Ebay!" Meta Knight slammed his fist down on the table "it took me a whole day to get that stuff back!"
"I'm sure it did" DeeDee said as he crossed his arms, Meta Knight gave him a dirty look and the king nervously gulped.
"Uh…Time for the next interview" Roy said.
MR. GAME AND WATCH INTERVIEW.
"Can you please give an exact idea of what you think of Tabuu?" Roy asked as Mr. Game and Watch turned from side to side and tried to explain to him about what he thought of Tabuu to Roy but he was making beeping sounds, Roy just threw his hands in the air "that's it! Next interview!"
LUCAS AND NESS INTERVIEW
"Hang on! Be with you in a sec!" Ness said as he and Lucas snuck under the snack table and grabbed a few cookies before running back to Roy "now, what was the question?"
"What do you two think of Tabuu?" Roy asked, Lucas suddenly jumped up in fear and dropped his cookies.
"Tabuu?! Where?!" Lucas shrieked as he ran for cover under the table.
"Is he okay?" Roy asked Lucas as he looked uneasy at Lucas with unease.
"Yeah, he'll be fine" Ness replied "me and him have the same thoughts about Tabuu and that is Tabuu is the most powerful we ever faced yet! He's a tough one to beat!"
"And he's scary too!" Lucas shouted from underneath the table.
BOWSER INTERVIEW
"What do you think of Tabuu?" Roy asked the koopa king as he sat on a chair and read a novel, he suddenly looked up to the teen and growled.
"He's a stupid person and I hate him" Bowser said "now get away from me before I choke you!" Roy nervously gulped and took a few steps back.
DONKEY KONG AND DIDDY KONG INTERVIEW
"Stop making those monkey sounds and give me an exact answer now you two!" Roy said as Donkey and Diddy jumped up and down and tried to explain to Roy how they felt about Tabuu but it was hard to understand them with them being an ape and a monkey "that's it! next interview!"
"Are you sure?" Mewtwo asked.
"Yes!" Roy replied before walking off with him following him.
LINK, ZELDA AND GANONDORF INTERVIEW
"Link and co! a moment of your time as well?" Roy asked the three as they sat at a table and discussed the upcoming game before turning around to see him "what do you three think about Tabuu?" Link grabbed his bow and arrow, grabbed a picture of Tabuu, got up from his chair and walked to a wall to place the picture on it and he walked back to his chair, aimed for the picture and shot it.
"That's my answer" Link said as he crossed his arms.
"My answer would be he's irritating and aggressive" Zelda said "he nearly killed me during the final cutscene! And he blamed my not-so lousy skills for it!"
"I see him as fellow evil ally" Ganondorf said "he's the perfect ally for my army of growing evil!"
"And now I fear that Ganondorf and Tabuu will succeed in ruling the world if they team up" Roy said to the camera "next interview!"
FOX, FALCO AND WOLF INTERVIEW
"Any thoughts on working with Tabuu?" Roy asked the three at a script reading in Fox's trailer.
"Don't like him and don't care about him" Falco said as he kept his eyes on the script.
"He's the most powerful enemy we faced also" Fox said as he took his gaze up from his script "usually I didn't have trouble with the Rayguaza and the subspace soldiers but Tabuu is the most powerful yet!"
"I would've finished him off just fine if big shot here didn't interrupt me" Wolf said as he pointed to Fox and he shot a look.
"Big shot?! Wanting to bring it on are you?!" Fox shouted at Wolf.
"Now would be a good time yeah!" Wolf said as he put his fists in the air and the two began to fight each other.
"Run!" Roy said as he, Falco and Mewtwo ran out of the trailer as the two continued their fight.
OLIMAR, SONIC AND CAPTAIN FALCON INTERVIEW
"What do you three think about Tabuu?" Roy asked the three smashers at a soda machine.
"Old Tabuu? He's no bad for a boss" Sonic said "but he can put up a good fight though".
"I must say he is a worthy opponent" Captain Falcon said as he took a sip of soda "but I can tell you he cheats most of the time!"
"Not to mention he nearly destroyed my Pikmin friends!" Olimar said "luckily the shoot for the cutscene was called off for lunch break before any more damage could be done to my Pikmin friends".
"But that sneak attack I did on him was sweet!" Sonic said as he gave a thumbs up "wanna see me do it to someone else?"
"No thanks" Roy said "it's time for the next interview".
WARIO, TOON LINK, JIGGLYPUFF AND SHEIK INTERVIEW
"Anyone of you have a comment on what you think about Tabuu?" Roy asked Wario, Toon Link, Jigglypuff and Sheik at a lunch table.
"AH HA HA! EVIL!" Wario said.
"I have one thing to say about him!" Toon Link said "and he is evil! He gives me the willies!"
"Jigglypuff!" Jigglypuff said as she grabbed her microphone "Jigg-o-ly-"
"NO!" everyone in studio said, Jigglypuff just groaned and put her microphone back in her pocket.
"If must say something about him it is that he is a hard and powerful opponent in battle" Sheik said "everything about him is powerful and annoying! If I made a choice about him it would be-"
"A choice about me? I didn't know I was so famous" a eerie and mean voice said from behind the five smashers backs, everyone turned around to see Tabuu hovering in the air with a mean look on his face and he floated down to Sheik "why don't you say that choice to me face missy?" Sheik nervously gulped at the terrifying figure.
"Leave her alone!" a voice said from behind him, everyone turned to see Marth with his sword on his left shoulder "don't even think about hurting my friends! And if you do, I'll slice you from here to Timbuktu!" Tabuu looked at him and floated away from Sheik.
"Thanks Marth" Sheik said as she blushed under her cowl.
"It's no problem" Marth said, Ike suddenly appeared from behind his shoulder and smiled.
"Now would be a good time to ask her out" Ike whispered into Marth's ear, he suddenly slapped Ike in the face and walked over to the group.
"No way man!" Marth said, Sheik rolled her eyes and rolled down her cowl from her face before grabbing Marth by the shoulders and kissed him on the lips, Marth was surprised by her and the kiss ended.
"See you later" Sheik said as she walked away with a smile on her face, Marth didn't move and just stood there, completely surprised.
"Anyway, this has been SSBB Interviews!" Roy said as he turned to the camera "be sure to tune in next time to watch us interview the characters of Nicktoons! Globs of doom! And cut!"
"How do I save it?" Mewtwo asked.
"I think you press that button" Roy said as he pointed to a button on the camera, Mewtwo pressed it…
…And accidently deleted the entire thing without even noticing it.
The End