Super Smash Shorts
Synopsis: Ever since Mega Man joined the brawl and showed off with his arm blaster, Samus became jealous and the two go in an all-out war with each other by using missiles and metal blades! Oh my! Who will win? Who will lose?
He had always been an annoyance to her since they first met and when he first showed off with his blaster on his left arm, it was he that had annoyed her every single day she had since they met and she would guarantee that he would annoy her until her final days.
"I truly do hate him" Samus Aran said as she sat at a table in the dining room, she was looking directly at Mega Man and she was really annoyed this time. All the kid smashers were amazed by his arm-buster and whatever he could shoot it at any object but she just found it as a way for him to show off and be a know-it-all.
"Well there's something I find original" Solid Snake said as he, Sonic, Pit, Luigi and Meta Knight sat a table with her "usually I would find that you hate Lucario or Bowser or even Wario for that matter".
"And that would mean?" Samus asked him.
"It means that you really want to get rid of him" Snake said, everyone at the table looked at him "what? I'm just saying".
"Hey everyone! Check this out!" Mega Man said as he aimed at Luigi's hat and blasted it until it became dust, Luigi gave a large yelp and quickly hid under the table "sorry Luigi!"
"I-it's okay" Luigi said as he poked his head from under the table before going back under.
"Okay that's it!" Samus said as she slammed her hands on the table and quickly got up and walked to Mega Man.
"Oh hey Samus" Mega Man said as he saw her "what's up?"
"Look bub!" Samus said as she pressed her finger on his chest "you better stop showing off with this arm blaster of yours before I literally rip off you!" Mega Man was pretty freaked out by her response but shook his head.
"Sorry toots, close but no way I'm giving up my arm blaster" Mega Man said before walking away.
"He is so cool" Lucas said.
"I want an arm blaster too!" Popo said as he jumped up and down.
"Can we get an arm-buster big sis?!" Lucas asked Samus as he jumped up and down but she walked away "I guess that's a yes! Come on guys!" Lucas, Ness, Popo, Toon Link and Villager quickly left the room before anyone could stop them while Samus walked back to her table and sat down.
"Anyone got an idea?" Samus asked.
"An idea?" Snake asked.
"To get rid of Mega Man" Samus replied, Snake face palmed himself and started to chuckle "what's so funny?"
"Maybe you should just talk to him about how you feel" Pit said "that would just solve it".
"An argument! That's it!" Samus said as she got up from her table and ran to find Mega Man.
"That's not what I meant!" Pit shouted but she ignored him, Pit turned around to Snake with a angered look.
"What?" Snake asked.
"I'm just wondering how you can stand her as her boyfriend" Pit answered.
"Shut up" Snake simply said.
Mega Man was walking down the hallway and heading directly to his room until he bumped into something, he looked up to see Samus in her power suit.
"Oh hey Samus!" Mega Man said "you need something?"
"Just wanted to tell you that I could do better with my arm cannon" Samus said which annoyed Mega Man a bit.
"Well, my arm-buster can aim further" Mega Man said and Samus became a little irritated.
"Not true! My arm cannon is better!" Samus said as she sounded like a little girl trying to prove she was better but Mega Man disagreed.
"Arm-blaster is better!" he said.
"Arm-cannon is better!" she said.
"Arm-blaster!"
"Arm-cannon!"
"Arm-blaster!"
"Arm-cannon!"
"Arm-blaster and I can prove it!" Mega Man said as he aimed his weapon at another vase and blasted it into oblivion while blasting the wall as well to reveal Crazy hand in the shower, the giant hand suddenly saw the two and screamed while they covered their eyes over the sight of the gloveless hand.
"AAAHH! FRESH!" Crazy hand screamed as he grabbed a towel and quickly covered himself before floating away, Mega Man and Samus looked at each other before aiming their weapons at each other.
"This isn't over!" Samus said as she walked away.
"Good luck with that" Mega Man said to himself before walking away, Crazy hand was in the hallway on the phone and he was talking to the police.
"Hello? Police? I would like to report a peeping Tom and a peeping Mary!" he said in his best woman's voice "what? No! this Is crazy hand and…Hello?"
Later…
"Stay right where you are" Samus said "this will be painful and great for me!" she was behind a tree and had her eyes set on Mega Man with his arm-blaster aimed at a cardboard box, her arm-cannon was aimed at his back and she was waiting for the right moment to fire until…
"Surprise!" Mega Man said as he turned around and fired at her, Samus yelped and quickly ducked before she was hit "hey! That's cheating!"
"No it isn't!" Samus said as she poked her head from the bushes "now stand still so I can prove I'm better!"
"Wait!" Master hand said as he floated towards them "if there is a brawl going on, then do it in one of the stages!"
"Got it!" Mega Man said as he ran to one of the stages, Samus gave a slight nod and walked to one of the stages also.
Later…
"Ready…Set…Smash!" the loud voice called out in the Green Hill Zone stage, Samus was on one side of the platform while Mega Man stood on the other side before Samus was the first to fire with her missiles but Mega Man dodged them and fired at him with metal blades and got her directly in the legs, she fell down with a loud thud but got up and fired at Mega Man and got a direct hit in his legs.
"I love battles like these" Silver said as he, Knuckles and Tails watched from on top of one of the hills and ate popcorn.
"Take this you show-off!" Samus said as she fired at Mega Man again but missed when he shielded himself and jumped up and fired at her, she fell back into the side of the arena and Mega Man jumped up in victory.
"Oh yes! I'm the best!" he said as he did a little dance, suddenly a blue bomb was thrown towards him and exploded in his face.
"AAAAYYYEEEE!" He screeched and flew off the stage.
"Samus…Winner!" the voice said as she got up from the side of the stage and punched her hands in the air.
"And that's how I do it!" she said as she walked off the stage until a metal blade hit the side of her armor, she turned around to see Mega Man with his arm-blaster aimed at her and he was mad!
"Eat metal blades!" he yelled as he kept firing at her but she was dodging the attacks and fired missiles at Mega Man.
"This isn't going to end well" Tails said with Knuckles and Silver nodding.
"You stupid robot!" Samus yelled as missiles and metal blades flew everywhere "you're not even suppose to have a human face! You've annoyed me since the first time I met you! You little excuse for a robot!"
"And you are nothing more but a soft-hearted bounty hunter that only enjoys other peoples pain when you are just trying to become tough when you're really a big softie!" Mega Man said and Samus became furious.
"Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!" she screamed at the top of her lungs and aimed for his chest and….
"ENOUGH!" Master hand said as he floated towards the two brawlers "I have heard enough of you two arguing and I decided that you two must bury the hatchet to keep anything or anyone from getting hurt or killed!" the giant hand floated away and the two looked at each other before seeing the damage that was done to the stage, blades were stuck in the hills, missiles had destroyed trees and Tails, Knuckles and Silver were hanging by the edge of the circular-hill, Samus and Mega Man looked at each other again and frowned.
"I guess I owe you an apology" Samus said.
"Really?" Mega Man asked.
"I said I guess" Samus said as she aimed her blaster at him "don't get all soft!"
"Okay, I also owe you an apology" Mega Man said as he rubbed the back of his head "I didn't know that I got you jealous so much".
"And I'm sorry that this fight began and when I didn't tell you how I felt" Samus said as she walked towards him and held out her hand "friends?"
"Friends" Mega Man replied as he shook it and let go "now if you mind, I have to go help WII fit trainer with the new exercise equipment for the training room!" the blue bomber walked away with his head high.
"And I have to go and clean up this mess" Samus said as she turned around and suddenly realized that she needed help from him before turning around and running towards him, he suddenly saw her and ran as fast as he could "hey wait! Come back here!" the blue bomber kept running from her as she chased him throughout the stage.
The End
(A/N: Hey guys! Guess what? I'm going to add characters from the games in SSB and add them as brawlers with an original character that you can create! The game characters that are going to appear are Kamek, Daisy, Lyn, Waluigi, Shadow, Silver, Metal Sonic, Paula, Dixie Kong, Funky Kong, Krystal, Samurai Goroh, Jody Summer, Bloody Falcon and Nazo! They will appear in the next short and I will feature a new brawled that you can create from any of the games shown in SSBB, SSBM and SSB4!)