Super Smash Shorts!
New Brawlers!
Synopsis: Master hand realizes that people are losing interest in SSB and brings new brawlers to the mansion! But it's up to the original smashers to calm things down things get a little out of hand when someone starts a riot! Can the original brawlers stop this fiasco?
"Falcon complain!" Captain Falcon yelled as he and the other brawlers complained over the news Master hand gave them, people were losing interest in SSB!
"This is ridiculous! Who doesn't love SSB anymore?" Sonic asked "hundreds of people still love our games? Right?"
"I'm afraid that not many are interested in our games anymore" Master hand said "not many people didn't liked SSB4!"
"We're not going to lose the mansion are we?" Peach asked in a worried tone.
"No, of course not" Master hand said "in order for our games to stay in business, I have added extra brawlers!" everyone in the room because of what he just said, Lucas and Ness high fived each other, Sonic and Mario did their secret handshake, Samus grabbed Snake by the shoulders and gave him a big wet kiss, the Pokemon started to jump up and down with joy and everyone else celebrated the best they could.
"When do they arrive?" Peach asked.
"In just a few minutes" Master hand replied "so please look formal and get the mansion cleaned up" master hand flew off into another room while the smashers discussed about the new smashers.
"I wonder who they could be" Sheik said to Nana "they'll probably be a few boxers, it would be nice to get some real competition around here".
"I'm hoping that it could be some cool robots!" Popo said from across the table and turned to R.O.B. "no offense R.O.B., you're cool enough!"
"Thank you" R.O.B. said.
"Maybe it could be a couple of Mobians" Sonic said "it would awesome to see some more hedgehogs!"
"More like nightmare!" Bowser joked as he and the other villains laughed.
"Laugh all you want koopa" Sonic said "but the next time we brawl, I'll be sure to use my final smash first!" the blue hedgehog cracked his knuckles and gave Bowser a dirty look, the koopa king nervously gulped and the door bell rang.
"That's them!" Master hand called out "Peach, will you please get the door?"
"With pleasure" Peach kindly said as she got up from her chair and walked towards the door and opened it to see the new smashers and someone very familiar "Daisy!"
"Peach!" Daisy said as she hugged her friend before entering the mansion "is this it?"
"Indeed it is!" Peach said as she kindly stepped aside and let the new smashers enter "I'm glad to see that you and the new smashers have participated in our brawls!"
"Yeah sure whatever" a green alien with four clawed arms, a reptile-like tail, two legs that resembled a humans but with scales and purple clothing said as he entered the mansion and looked around "it's just nice to get away from my sister every now and then".
"And your name is?" Peach asked kindly.
"Julius Jake Smith" the alien said coldly and Peach gasped.
"You mean the alien from Monster Buster Club?" she asked "I love that show! What are you doing here?"
"Just trying to take a break and do some action" Julius said as he scratched her head "never got the chance to do so when Cathy is around!"
"You were always trying to get time to yourself!" another smasher said as she entered the mansion, her name is Howleen "especially when me and Twyla met you on the way here!"
"Be quiet!" Julius said before taking a suitcase from behind his back and went to find the main office "if anyone needs me, I'll be talking to the manager!"
"Whatever" Twyla said as she entered the mansion with two hedgehogs and Waluigi following behind her.
"Wario! Where are you?" Waluigi called out and Wario pocked his head out of the dining room and rushed over to his brother, Sonic also poked his head out and saw the two hedgehogs he knew with all his memory.
"Shadow! Silver! You two decided to join the brawl!" he said as he walked over to his friends until a sudden force grabbed him and threw him against the wall, he looked up to see Metal Sonic glaring at him "Metal Sonic! What are you doing here?!"
"Joining the brawl my copy!" Metal Sonic said "it's my turn of a time share from Eggman!"
"Oh, well cool" Sonic said as he got up before walking towards his two hedgehog friends "Shadz! Silv! What up?"
"Nothing new" Silver said as he shrugged "Shadow convinced me to join the brawl after he saw the flyer in the school".
"And once I saw the flyer, I knew I had a chance to kick your butt!" Shadow said as he smirked.
"Not this time Shadow!" Sonic said "I'll be the first to kick your butt!"
"In your dreams!" Shadow said and the two began to argue…Again, Silver shook his head and decided to meet some of the new brawlers and starting with…
"Hi there!" a teenage girls voice said, Silver turned around to see Lyn standing behind him "you must be Silver, I'm Lyn!"
"Nice to meet you" Silver said as he held out his hand and she shook it "I take it that you are one of the new brawlers as well?"
"Correct!" Lyn said "I can't believe that I finally get to brawl Ike this year! I am going to make him eat his own sword!" Lyn gave a creepy smile to her thought of shoving Ike's sword down his throat while Silver nervously backed away and bumped into Paula and Jody Summer.
"Oops! Sorry about that!" Silver said as he turned around.
"Apology accepted Mr. Silver" Paula said but Jody was a little frustrated.
"Just don't let it happen again kid!" Jody said.
"I'm actually 14" Silver corrected her.
"Whatever" Jody said as she walked away, leaving a baffled Paula and angered Silver.
"I just can't believe that we're in the Smash Mansion!" Nazo said as he, Kamek, Bloody Falcon, Samurai Goroh and Waluigi walked down the hall of the mansion to look for their rooms "let the rain of villains begin!"
"Rain of villains huh?" someone asked, the three turned around to see Bowser, Ganondorf, Wario, Wolf and King DeeDee standing against the wall.
"Master Bowser! What a surprise to see you here!" Kamek said as ran over to his master "how has the brawl been?"
"Shut it Kamek! This is more serious than how I've been lately!" Bowser said "there's been a plan that we've been putting together to win this game!"
"There is?" Bloody Falcon asked.
"Indeed" Ganondorf said "we have decided to ask you three to join our…"
"LEAGUE OF EVIL! HA HA HA!" Wario yelled as he grabbed a pile of paint and splashed it on himself and warrior paint appeared on him.
"League of evil?" Nazo asked.
"We'll explain the details in the dining room, come" King DeeDee said as he and the other villains walked to the dining room.
Meanwhile…
"Will someone please shut them up?!" Julius yelled and covered his ear holes as Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong and Funky Kong jumped up and down with glee, happiness and amusement as they were glad to see each other but everyone was starting to get a little annoyed by their…Er…Um…Monkey and ape noises "I am going to say it again, SOMEONE SHUT THEM UP!"
"Okay! Fine!" Peach said as she and Daisy walked over to the four primates, Peach gently tapped on Donkey's shoulder and the ape turned around to see her "excuse me Donkey, but would you please and politely stop acting so excited and take it outside?" Donkey Kong couldn't say no to her sweet and gentle face and he agreed to do so.
"Stupid apes" Julius said as he crossed his arms "no wonder people put them in zoo's!" the villains were walking past him when he said that and Wario held his hand out for a high-five…
Only to punched in the face by Julius, the villains suddenly gasped, became angry and charged towards the alien but Julius just turned towards them with an angry look.
"Master…Blast!" he said as a strong negative force exited from his body and blasted the villains into dining room "stupid villains".
"Oh look, we're here" Bowser said as he landed on his back "and we're hurt now".
"Hey Fox" a female voice said behind Fox McCloud, the star fox leader became a little nervous at that voice and turned around to see Krystal with her arms crossed "didn't expect to see you here".
"Heh..Heh..Hey Krystal" Fox said nervously as he rubbed the back of his head "long time no see".
"Long time indeed" Krystal said "and you didn't remember to write to your own girlfriend!"
"Krystal! I was busy saving the universe like, three times!" Fox said and the two began to argue.
"Typical" Falco told Olimar.
"Do they always argue?" Olimar asked.
"Do you need an answer for that?" Falco asked him as he pointed to the two star fox members arguing like there was no tomorrow.
Meanwhile…
"I just can't believe that we're in Super Smash!" Howleen said as she, Twyla and Julius walked in the courtyard of the mansion "I've been playing the games and watching the show since I was a little werewolf!"
"I can't believe that you were the one who found me in the pod" Julius gloomly said.
"Hey, if it wasn't for me! You would still be stuck in that ship!" Howleen barked at him.
"And if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have survived that weasel stampede!" Julius said.
"There was no weasel stampede!" Howleen said, the two friends began to argue while Twyla began to explore the rest of the area. She saw Sonic and Mario playing football, Lucas and Ness rough housing, Mewtwo meditating and Pokemon trainer training Charizard, Squirtle and Ivysaur with straw dummies.
"This is place is amazing!" she said.
"It is isn't it?" a rough voice said, she shrieked and turned around to see Shadow with his arms crossed "I didn't expect to see a teenage monster and her friends entering the brawl".
"And notice that I would see you again" Twyla said "how you been Shadow?"
"Fine, just trying to juggle school and staying a hero" Shadow said, in the middle of the courtyard, Julius and Howleen were still arguing and Julius was making things more difficult and/or confusing.
"And I'm telling you that your sister is a diva!" he said.
"I know that! But she means well to me!" she said "why do I even bother that I help you with adjusting to earth?!"
"Because I owe my debt to you" Julius said.
"Oh yeah, that's right" Howleen said before walking towards the mansion "we better get to the main room so master hand can give out the first reports of the day" she was about to open the door when Lucario suddenly appeared in front of her.
"Greetings" he said to her but she didn't move or talk, she suddenly got lost in his eyes "I take it that you are one of the new brawlers?"
"Yeah" she said to him with glee in her eyes until she accidently tripped over herself when she tried to walk to the other side and the two fell down together "oh sorry!"
"No, it's my fault" Lucario said but Howleen kept apologizing.
"No it's my fault" she said as she got up and helped him up before she held out her hand "I'm-"
"Howleen Wolf" Lucario said as he shook her hand, Howleen was completely surprised by this "don't worry, I'm not a stalker but I'm a physic Pokemon".
"A Poke what now?" she asked.
"A Pokemon" he said "I'm part of a highly advance species that fight for the amusement of humans but not all of us fight because we have to, we just do it because we think it's fun".
"That's cool" Howleen said "it's nice to see a creature that understands people and life itself, even though I don't know what Pokemon fighting has to do with life" Lucario gave a small chuckle.
"You have a lot to learn in this mansion" he said as he opened the door and held it open for her, Howleen gave a nod and entered but Lucario shouted out to her "but remember! Don't eat the tuna surprise! You don't want to know what it's made of!"
"Okay, thank you!" she said as she walked down the hall.
"Attention all smashers!" Master hand said on the inter-com "please report to the main room for the fill-outs and information!" the smashers soon began to began to enter the house but…
"Hey guys?" Popo asked as he stood stuck in a tree he climbed.
Later…
All the smashers new and original sat in the chairs in the main while others talked at a table or stood up.
"And that's why I'll never hire a polisher for my armor again!" Mega Man had just finished telling Lyn and Metal Sonic a hilarious story about his former armor shiner and that made them laugh out loud.
"Can you please speak English?" Silver asked Diddy as the monkey jumped up and down and tried to talk to Silver.
"Ice Cream please!" Toon Link randomly asked, Master hand suddenly floated into the room to see the various brawlers.
SILENCE!" he yelled and everyone stopped talking and turned their attention towards him "thank you, first of all this is about the new smashers, I hope you all have a pleasant stay and a great brawl!" the new smashers jumped up and down with cheer and glee "secondly, I will post the room assignments for you brawlers for you and your roommates later but first, please make yourselves at home".
"Thank you" Julius said and quietly whispered to himself "you stupid idiot".
"I heard that!" Master hand said "and thirdly, please remember to treat other brawlers with respect and kindness because you can only fight them on the battlefield".
"We'll be sure to remember that Mr. Hand" Silver said "now, about room assignments…"
"You'll see who you'll share rooms with as soon as put up the posts" Master hand said "please, make yourselves at home" the giant hand flew away and the smashers stayed silent for two minutes until…
"Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored!" Toon Link was yelling bored over an over again to cease the silence and that was starting to get on a few brawlers nerves.
"Shut up" Nazo said.
"Never! Freedom!" Toon Link ripped off his shirt to reveal warrior paint painted on his chest and face before running around the room and making random noises, Wario and Waluigi were the first to get mad.
"Go away you little brat!" Wario shouted but he ignored him, Waluigi grabbed his tennis racket from behind his back and began to chase him around the room to try and slap him down.
"Get back here!" he shouted before tripping onto Twyla and then she became surprised, he looked up to see her with a nervous face as he realized she was a monster "monster! Aaahh!" he then jumped off her and began to join Toon Link with running around the room.
"That's it!" Julius said as he got up "I'm mad now!" his eyes became red and his hands created electric jolts and he began to chase the two around the room "get back here! You little creatures!"
"Ooh! A chase! Wait for me!" Howleen said as she joined in as well.
"I've had enough of this madness!" Nazo said as he got up and chased the four around to try and stop them, the five tripped over chairs with smashers on them, bookcases fell as they went under them and chaos rained as other new smashers joined their chase. There were some with bats or books to hit each other, some trying to calm the others down and people like Samurai Goroh with warrior face paint on.
"Calm down, everyone!" Mario said but the new smashers just ignored him and more chaos erupted, Lyn grabbed a chair and smashed it against Bloody Falcons head and he fell unconscious.
"This is getting out of hand" Peach said as Funky Kong grabbed Silver and threw him across the room, Kirby just watched the entire fight and decided it was enough for him or his friends, he got up from his chair and…
"EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING AND SHUT UP!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, that was enough to make everyone stop in their tracks and stare at the star warrior before he sat back down on his chair "poyo".
"Um…your welcome?" Twyla said even though she didn't understand what poyo meant, everyone looked at each other and saw the chaos they had created.
"Wow, who knew that creating chaos would bring it to this" Julius said.
"Yet it was fun" Nazo said.
"No it wasn't" Lyn said "it was horrible! I didn't know that our actions would lead to this! I fell so wrong about it!"
"And yet, I don't!" Waluigi said as he grabbed a book and was about to throw it until…
"Hey everyone!" Daisy shouted "they've put up the room assignments!" it wasn't long for each of the new brawlers to rush over to the board.
Kamek-Metal Sonic-Bowser
Lyn-Krystal-Samus
Daisy-Paula-Dixie-Peach
Jody-Funky-Snake
Shadow-Silver-Nazo-Sonic
Goroh-Bloody falcon-Waluigi-Wario
Julius-Howleen-Twyla
ALL SMASHERS MUST AGREE AND COMPROMISE WITH THEIR ROOM MATE(S) NO EXCEPTIONS!
"No exceptions my tail!" Julius said "I have a few exceptions, like how my roommate snores a lot!" he was pointing directly at Twyla in which she became surprised.
"I don't not snore!" she said.
"Actually you do" Mewtwo said as he read her thoughts "you even dream about marrying Justin Beast and living in Los Angeles with him!"
"Shut up!" she said at the physic Pokemon, he just snickered at her thoughts.
"Anyway" Daisy said "I can't wait to start a brawl when we can! When do we start a brawl?"
"Just as soon as Master hand gives us the heads up" Wolf said.
"And that will be?" Julius asked.
"As soon as everyone gets settled into the mansion" Master hand said as he floated into the room "I first have to organize the brawls and who's going to be in them".
"Sounds fair" Waluigi said, Master hand suddenly saw the damage in the entire room when he was about to leave the room.
"What happened here?!" he shouted, everyone just left to get to their room and left him in the room "eh, I can just ask the maid to clean it up" it was going to be a long and serious brawl year.
The end
(A/N: I hope all of you liked this episode and me adding the TV show references to this, I promise the new smashers will get to be featured in the rest of the shorts and was also thinking if all of you would like the idea of a Super Smash Bros and Playstation All-Stars battle royal crossover!)