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Tale for entertainment purposes only.

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"Fumikage…"

"What?"

"I thought I saw a pussycat."

Fumikage looked at the second-floor window and saw a small blue-ish cat with a big notch on his ear appearing for a fraction of seconds before falling again.

"I did! I did saw a pussycat!"

"Let's focus on the mission of defending this room. Dark Shadow, let's assume Black Ankh form."

With that, Dark Shadow merged with Fumikage, assuming his armor form.

Meanwhile, Sylvester was taking a meowing Furrball out of the trampoline under the window.

"You thay you thaw the biggest blackbird ever? Thufferin'Thuccotash. I got to thee that for myself."

The smaller cat tried to say something, but Syvester pushed his aside.

"Now, shut up and watch the pro, kid." With that, he started to jump on the trampoline until reaching the window, just to have Fumikage to punch him right on the face.

Sylvester appeared again in the window, this time wearing a knight helmet. On the second jump, he opened the lid of the helmet and stuck his tongue at Fumikage. On the third jump, the UA hero let Dark Shadow go and cut the trampoline below.

"Tsk, tsk" said the shadow "Poor pussycat."

A couple of minutes later, Sylvester was walking in circles under the window, trying to find a way to climb up the to the room with the hero.

"Me" Furrball could not even finish his meow, and Sylvester closed his mouth.

"I know, I know, don't even dare to thay it to me. It'sh a new era, we must adapt to what ish available now."

Furrball just sighed and twisted his tail to dry it from his mentor saliva.

In the floor, a box market "ACME" and "Amazon Few Seconds". Sylvester finished reading a book called "ACME 3-Steps Parkour Guide."

Sylvester, wearing large clothing, dropped the book and started to run towards the target window, jumping, starting to climb, until a banana peel was dropped from it, making him fall again.

Inside the room, Fumikage was reading a "ACME Oldest Tricks Around Guide", making Dark Shadow smile with pride.

"You were right, Dark Shadow. Against these enemies, we must use the good old methods."

Sylvester returned to pace back and forward, so much he was making a hole in the floor. Furrball raised a paw, but the largest cat brought a finger to his face, shutting him up."

"Thee, that's the ithue with you youngsters. You don't listen. If you try and keep your mouth thut for mere theconds, you would thee I have the perfect tholution. Our bird ish a hero. Thish will be his downfall."

Again, in the floor, another box marked "ACME" and "Amazon even Fewer Seconds" and in the floor, a box for "Japanese Schoolgirl in Distress Sailor Uniform."

Wearing it, Sylvester put a long, dark wig, and started to scream:

"Help, help, I am in danger, I need a hero, he –"

He could not end the phrase, as was surrounded by dozens of uniformed men

"Where's the danger?"

"Let me take you out of here, fair lady."

"No, I will rescue such beauty."

"I will! Such a nice lady with such… interesting… taste in clothes."

Pushing him here and there, the wig ended in the floor. All the heroes looked mad at Sylvester, who could only open a hopeful smile.

After a round of super beating, a broken cat crawled to Furrball side.

"Me-mrow…?"

"Yesh, I know now everyone here is a thuper-hero, sheesh." And looked between his legs "Worst, thomeone stole my panties."

Furrball facepalmed.

Furrball now couldn't even see his mentor, given how deep the hole was. He again tried to talk, but Sylvester raised a hand, asking for silence.

"Give me your phone, kid."

Quickly, he found a manga site, and started to read "Boku no Hero Academia".

After a while, Furrball tried to talk again, just to be cut

"Yeah, yeah, I notithed, good tale, but who would read a comic with more than 150 chapters?"

And opened a devilish smile.

"Light, uh?"

Soon, the black and white cat was wearing tons of lamps, lanterns and, with a disco ball dangling in front of him, and approached the second-floor window on tall stilts.

"Give up, bird! Or I will light this room tho brightly you will need thunglasses to blink."

Fumikage just stood there, arms crossed.

"So, you discovered my weakness. It's true, Dark Shadow gets weaker and weaker under strong lights."

"That's right. Tho, give up…"

"He barely has the strength to disconnect batteries."

"That's right. I won…wait, what?"

Silvester looked to his back, to see the shadow holding some wires. In panic, the cat tried to flip switches, pressing buttons, trying to get some light as Fumikage cracked his knuckles

After dropping Sylvester again, Fumikage was looking at him down the hole in the floor, when he felt someone tapping his shoulders.

Turning around, he saw the small blue cat, and a small electronic screen on the wall announcing

"Room invaded. Looniversity wins."

Fumikage sighed and went to the window, together with Furrball

"Congratulations, Sylvester. Your protégé won the challenge."

"But how? How he could possibly have reached the second-floor window?"

"Meow" answered Furrball, as he pointed to a door a few steps away from the the hole he made.

The black cat collapsed in the floor.

Koji Koda was walking around the woods at UA, thinking about the challenge: find and immobilize the opponent. Attracting a bird, he was about to ask if he saw something strange, when a tree fell just inches from him revealing a menacing creature.

"Oh, what a cute stone-like person, with the cuttiest birds. I want to hug you, squeeze you, and cuddle you…"

Elmyra run to Koji Koda at full speed.

Yes, Sylvester humor does not translate well to the written word. Hopefully, I made your chuckle. See you folks next chapter. Thanks for those liking and following the tale. If you like or want to see some dream pair, let me know.