Super Smash Shorts
A very smashing Christmas!
Synopsis: T'Was the night before Christmas and all over the Smash Mansion, not a creature was stirring….Except that Sonic, Mario and Mega Man accidently injured Santa Claus during the Smash Mansion Christmas party! Now the blue blur, Italian plumber and robot hero must fill in for him to deliver all the presents all over the world before Christmas morning or Christmas was be gone forever! Meanwhile, the smashers try to make the new comer Jessica Harding (from Jurassic Park: The Game) feel welcome!
Christmas eve was a wonderful time of the year in Smashville, people were shopping for last minute gifts and food for the holidays, many were visiting relatives while others gave goodwill and peace to all. But Smash Mansion had a different term of peaceful, if the word ever existed in the mansion that is.
"Jug! Jug! Jug!" Luigi, Meta Knight and Twyla chanted as Shadow, DeDeDe, Bowser and Wario competed in an eggnog drinking contest, Bowser and DeDeDe had given up and threw up all over the floor, Wario suddenly fell into a nog-coma and Dr. Mario came to assist him and Shadow downed his 15th glass already to show he was the obvious winner.
"Woo Hoo!" Luigi said as he grabbed Shadow's arm and lifted it in the air "Shadow is the winner!" the ultimate life form gave a smirk and looked down at the defeated eggnog drinkers with a wicked grin.
"Told you guys I'm the ultimate" Shadow simply said.
"Hi Lucas!" Nana said as she walked over to her friend near the chimmey, he was busy working on a Christmas card for his father Flint, the boy suddenly looked up to see the girl and smiled warmly.
"Hi Nana" Lucas said.
"What'cha doing?" she asked him.
"Working on a card for my dad" Lucas said as he showed her the card "what are you doing?"
"Just trying to avoid my brother when he's with Toon Link's fruitcake biting contest" she pointed to show Lucas Popo and Toony both trying their hardest at biting Silver's homemade fruitcake but slobber was going onto the floor, the two looked at each other and shuddered.
"And that's why I'm really a pig!" Ganondorf said as he finished telling his story on his pig form to Wolf and Samurai Goroh, the three laughed out loud at his story.
"Hello Howleen" Lucario said to Howleen Wolf, she was sitting alone in the corner when he suddenly came up to her and that startled her "how do you do on this fine Christmas eve?"
"Good" she said with a sigh "it's just that…This is my first Christmas without my family and I just miss them".
"I understand" Lucario said "I too miss my companions from the Pokemon tournament back in my world, but I have a great bunch of friends to celebrate the holiday with!" Howleen smiled at the aura Pokemon with pleasure and warmth and suddenly looked up to see mistletoe hanging above them, the two looked at each other and blushed.
"There are rules" Lucario said as he quickly pecked her cheek and ran off, she touched her cheek and blushed.
"I am never washing this cheek again!" she said to herself.
"Ladies, we have reached the all time low" Peach said to Zelda, Samus and Wii fit trainer "the all time low of wearing the ugly Christmas sweaters!" Peach was wearing a big blue sweater with a snowman, Zelda was wearing a purple sweater with a reindeer, Samus was wearing a yellow sweater with pine tree and Wii fit trainer was wearing a orange sweater with Santa on it.
"Come on Julius! Cheer up, it's Christmas!" Ike told the Rhapsodian as the two sat at a table and drank sodas, the alien wasn't really in the holiday mood at all.
"I will not lighted up!" Julius said as he crossed his arms "I refuse to get happy and lighted up!"
"Won't you just interact with everyone else then?" Ike asked, the alien looked at him with chaos and destruction in his eyes that it made Ike back up a little "or not".
"Attention everyone!" Master Hand said as he entered the room, everyone stopped whatever they were doing "I have very important announcement! A new smasher has joined the brawl!" everyone suddenly cheered and clapped for whoever entered the brawl.
"So who's this new smasher?" Link asked from the couch.
"She's going to enter this room right now actually" Master Hand said, he turned to the door and shouted for the smasher "you can come in now!" a girl came in as soon as he called, she looked like a 14-year old girl with brown air tied up in small knots on the back of her head, she was wearing a jacket over a red and black shirt, short pants and boots.
"Hi everyone" she said as she nervously waved "I'm Jessica Harding".
"Hey Jessica!" everyone said together, Sonic and Mario came up to her and shook her hand.
"Welcome to the brawl!" Sonic said as he let go of her hand.
"It is very great that you joined!" Mario said "I'm-a sure that you will fit right in!"
"Thanks guys" Jess said.
"Jess decided to join the brawl after she had heard that we are always accepting new brawlers" Master Hand said.
"So that got me excited and boom! I'm here!" Jess said "so what do you guys do here?"
"Usually brawls" Sonic said "but we also have crazy and awesome adventures! So far, we had an adventure with freeing Pit from the zoo, Mega Man having a battle with Samus and even a run in with a sabre tooth tiger!"
"That never happened" Mario said.
"Not yet that is" Sonic said as he did a thumbs up before turning back to Jess "so, want to join us in the most epic game of eggnog drinking ever!?"
"Do you have to ask?" Jess said as she followed Sonic and Mario to the table where Silver, Lyn and Mewtwo sat and waited for the eggnog.
Later…
After 25 drinks of eggnog, Jess was declared the winner! Mewtwo's head laid on the table, Lyn's eyes were wide open and she slowly fell to the floor and Silver threw up all over the table, Jess grabbed a glass from Mewtwo's side of the table and grabbed it and drank it down.
"I can't believe it" Sonic told Mario "she's still kicking!" Jess set the glass down and….
"UUUUUUURRRRRPPPP!" She gave her loudest burp that was so loud, it woke up Mewtwo! It quickly died down and she cracked her neck to relieve the stress, Sonic and Mario congratulated the girl by patting her on the back and talking in awe.
"No one I know can burp like that!" Sonic said "no one!"
"How did you-a do that?" Mario asked her.
"Practice I guess" Jess said "hey can you guys give me a moment? I don't feel so-" she suddenly threw up all over the table before she got up and went to lie down on the couch for a while.
"Hey guys!" Mega Man said to his two best friends Mario and Sonic, he used a new feature called the wiper on the vomit and it was all mopped up in no less than a second! He then grabbed the soda and three glasses for him and his pals and filled the glasses to the brim "so did you guys see the new brawler?"
"Yeah, she's pretty awesome!" Sonic said as he sat down "she beat Mewtwo, Lyn and Silver in the eggnog drinking contest!"
"Plus, she gave-a loud burp!" Mario said.
"Cool" Mega Man said "where is she anyway?"
"Over on the couch" Sonic said as he pointed to Jess, Mega Man retracted his neck from his shoulders and saw the girl rubbing her stomach from the amount of eggnog she drank and he retracted his neck back "she's pretty cute ain't she? Hint, hint?"
"I'm not looking for a relationship right now guys" Mega Man said "sure she's cute, but I'm not interested right now".
"Sure you aren't" Sonic said as he winked at him, the robot just rolled his eyes.
Jess was still feeling a little sick from the all the eggnog she had drank but her mind was mainly focused on what she would tell her dad if he found out that she had joined something she was told not to! Her dad had told her no to join but she had a trick up her sleeve, she told her dad that she was going to camp for the winter and spring and he seemed impressed about that but she joined the brawl instead!
"Dad is going to kill me" she told herself.
"Excuse me" a voice said, she looked over to see Metal Sonic standing over her "mind if you make some room?"
"Sure" she said as she lifted her legs and turned to sit on her bottom, the robot hedgehog took a seat next to her and crossed his arms "I take it that you're Metal Sonic?"
"Yeah" he said "you're point?"
"It's just so amazing to be sitting next to my favorite character!" she said, Metal Sonic suddenly turned his face to see her.
"Really?" he asked.
"Yeah! I really wished you were a playable character in the other Sonic games though" Jess said.
"Well, Nintendo said I couldn't because they said I was to be removed from the games until further notice" Metal Sonic.
"That's sucks" Jess said "you really deserve a better role in the games!"
"You think so?" he asked.
"I know so" she said, Metal Sonic suddenly felt a little more positive around her.
"And that's why I will never buy rocket boots again!" Mario said as he finished his story on why he doesn't buy rocket boots, Sonic was pretty impressed while Mega Man shook his head until his sensors picked up something outside the mansion and in Smashville square.
"Guys! There's something odd in the town square!" he saidas he got up from his chair "let's go!" he quickly left the room with Mario and Sonic following him "this way!" he opened the door and the three ran as fast as they could into town square where a dark figure was coming out of a house.
"Sonic! There's a robber!" Mario said as he pointed to the figure.
"I got this!" Sonic said as he spin attacked the figure, he knocked the figure into a wall and Sonic stood in place to attack until he saw who the figure was…
"What's wrong Sonic?" Mega Man asked.
"Guys" Sonic began "I think I just injured Santa!" Santa just fell to the ground and moaned.
5 minutes later…
Santa had cast on that Sonic got from the hospital, the three brawlers stood before the injured man while he shook his head.
"Santa I am really, really sorry!" Sonic said as he bit his lip.
"It's okay Sonic" Santa said "but you should've let Mega Man use his scanner to see it was me! Right Mega Man?" the robot nervously shrugged and tried to give his best smile.
"Will this interfere with our place on the nice-a list-a?" Mario asked.
"Yes it will" Santa said "you see, since my arm is broken then that means that I can't deliver my presents all over the world!"
"We're so sorry Santa" Mega Man said "is there anything we can do to so that we can make it up to you?" Santa scratched his beard for a moment and suddenly came up with solution!
"How's about this" he said "can you three deliver the presents while I heal?"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Sonic said as he waved his hands around "I'm so sure Santa! We can't do that all in one night!"
"But Sonic, there will be millions of upset children on Christmas morning if they can't find they're presents" Santa said "and if that happens, then there will be no more Christmas" the three smashers suddenly gasped at his remark.
"No more Christmas?" Mario asked "that would be a nightmare!"
"No more eggnog, no more presents and most importantly" Mega Man began but Mario stopped him with saying what he was probably about to say.
"No more presents?" he asked.
"No!" Mega Man said "I invited everyone's families to come and visit them tomorrow on Christmas morning! Imagine everyone's faces when their families don't show up!"
"He has a point" Sonic said, agreeing to Mega Man's point "I promised Tails that I would celebrate Christmas with him, not to mention Amy and Knuckles coming over as well".
"So how's about it boys?" Santa asked, the three looked at each other and nodded.
"We'll do it!" they said together.
"Great!" Santa said "the sleigh is on top of that roof over there!" he pointed to a house that was already given presents, the three saw it with awe when the reindeer began to rant "the list is in the glove compartment, everyone good and naughty child's and/or adult's names".
"Got it!" Sonic said.
"The bag in the back may look empty but it's a bottomless bag with all the toys for everyone!" Santa said.
"Is there a map?" Mario asked.
"In the glove compartment also" Santa said "any further questions?"
"None at all sir!" Mega Man said as he started his rocket boots and flew up to the sleigh, Sonic spin jumped up there and Mario super jumped into the sleigh to join the other two.
"Do you guys know how to make a reindeer fly?" Sonic asked, the three looked at each other until Mario made a fireball and threw it at the reindeer's butt, the animal suddenly screeched and the rest joined it in and they suddenly flew off the roof with the sleigh following it. Mario and Mega Man began to scream while Sonic threw his arms in the air and yelled with excitement.
"YEAH! WOO HOO! FASTER!" he shouted.
"Good luck boys" Santa said when he suddenly eyed a cookie shop an walked towards it.
Meanwhile…
"I will never was this cheek" Howleen told Twyla and Julius/Jake "and that's that!"
"I don't see why you won't wash your cheek after a Pokemon kissed it" Julius said "those things are always filthy! And weird".
"Oh come on guys!" Howleen said "Lucario's nice and kind!"
"And insane!" Bowser joked from the other end of the room and began to laugh with the other villains, she just rolled her eyes and grabbed a chair and began to beat Bowser with it, while the Koopa screamed and cried in pain and Howleen ignored it, Julius and Twyla looked at each other nervously at her actions.
"I approve of the concern" Master Hand said to Lucas and Ness "but it don't think that Villager getting his head stuck in a stocking in not much trouble, he can just slip it off!"
"Not with a head as big as his!" Lucas said as he and Ness laughed.
"Just bring here and I'll get him of it!" Master Hand said as he sighed.
"I mean, come on Sega!" Jess said as she continued her conversation with Metal Sonic "he's one of the worst characters yet!" they were talking about Big the cat.
"I really hope he doesn't appear in a game this year" Metal Sonic said "he's really dumb!"
"Not to mention weird" Jess said as she downed another cup of Eggnog, she was clearly over-egged with the drink.
"I think you had enough Eggnog" Metal Sonic said as he tried to grab her glass but she moved it away from his grasp.
"I say I had enough when I say I had enough!" she said as she laughed, Metal Sonic just looked at her strangely "you know Metal Sonic, you're kind of cute!" Metal Sonic suddenly blushed with her remark "I think you're really cute!"
"Really?" he asked, Jess nodded and her cellphone suddenly went off "you're cellphone is going off".
"Never mind that" she said "it's just one of my friends" she was inching close to him by the second and he was getting really nervous "but I wouldn't consider you to be a friend" she was about to kiss him until he slapped her face and she howled in pain "OW! What was that for!?"
"You were about to kiss me!" Metal Sonic said "I would've been fried by your saliva if I was kissed!"
"Well excuse me for being egg…" she suddenly passed out on the couch and he looked at her strangely.
"Eh, what the heck" Metal Sonic said as he slapped her again and she bolted right up.
"OW! What the heck was that for?!" she shouted, he extended his arm to grab the mistletoe and bring it directly above them.
"This" he said as he quickly kissed her on the lips and he flew out of the room, Jess touched her lips with her fingers and blushed.
"I will never forget that moment" she said to herself, Metal Sonic was in the hallway after the little thing he did to his biggest fan and sighed to himself.
"Eggman is going to kill me" he said to himself.
Meanwhile…
"On Donner! On Blitzen! On….Something else!" Mega Man said as he drove the sleigh, Sonic was looking through the naughty and nice list and Mario was relaxing "to the front of Mobius! Onward!"
"Are you sure that's the first place?" Mario asked him.
"Let me see" Sonic said as he grabbed the map "yep, it's the right place!"
"Awesome! Let's go!" Mega Man said as he slowed he sleigh down and stopped at a house familiar to Sonic.
"Hey! It's my and Tails home!" Sonic said as he got out and grabbed the sack "I'll take care of this one guys!"
"Okay then!" Mario said, Sonic ran to the chimney and went down it….Only to hit his face on the logs, the blue blur moaned and quickly got up to see Tails asleep on the couch with pillow and blanket and a teddy bear in his arms, Sonic looked at him happily and got out the list Tails made.
"Let's see" Sonic said as he examined the list "a case of uranium...A box of screws and…My brother Sonic?" he suddenly remembered that Tails and the others were going to visit the mansion tomorrow! "Aw man! I wish I could stay" he said to himself "but I can't let Santa down!" he grabbed the things Tails asked for except himself, placed them under the tree, ate the milk and cookies and…
"Sonic?" Tails asked himself as soon as he heard something go up the chimney but saw nothing "eh, must be the wind" he said to himself as he went back to sleep "I can't wait to see Sonic tomorrow!"
"Any luck?" Mega Man asked Sonic as he came back up, the blue blur nodded and sighed sadly "hey, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing" Sonic said as he got in the sleigh "what's the next stop?"
"Amy Rose's" Mario said as he read the list, Sonic suddenly yelped and hid in the bag, Mario and Mega Man looked at each other and shrugged "I think I'll do that one".
"Please!" Sonic pleaded.
Later…
After Mario successfully delivered Amy's gifts, the trio went to deliver the other gifts to Knuckles, Rouge, Cream, Omega, Blaze, Marine, Maria, Big and the Chaotix and each attempt was a success.
"I can't believe that Amy wished for me to be her husband on her list!" Sonic said as he tried hard to forget the list wish while Mario and Mega Man held back laughs "very funny, where to next?"
"Marth's, Ike's and Roy's world" Mega Man said as he grabbed the map.
"Let's go!" Sonic said.
Meanwhile…
"And are you sure this will let me be noticed?" Jess asked Julius, Howleen and Twyla as they brought her up on the stage "I get a little stage frightened".
"Trust us" Twyla said "everyone will notice".
"Even the weak smashers" Julius said.
"Maybe I shouldn't have gotten advice from two monsters and an alien" Jess said.
"Don't worry Jess" Howleen said "there's nothing to worry about".
"Okay" Jess said as she got on stage and walked up to the microphone "hello?" she asked on it, everyone turned their attention to her on the stage and she was starting to get a little nervous.
"Boo! Get someone good out!" Wario joked.
"Shut your mouth!" Julius said "or I'll shut it, permanently" he grabbed a stapler and some tape and Wario nervously gulped.
"Can I say something?" Jess asked "I just want to say that's it's an honor to be accepted into the brawl and I was very excited to join as soon as possible! And I want to thank everyone for letting me in!"
"You're welcome"! Lucas said from one side of the room.
"And I hope that everyone has a merry Christmas!" she said and everyone cheered "maybe it won't be so bad here" she said to herself.
Meanwhile…
Mario, Sonic and Mega Man had successfully delivered the presents in the world in the nick of time for it was Sonic's speed being added to the sleigh.
"Man! It was awesome to go to London and France and Spagonia and Japan and all those other places!" Mega Man said.
"It was pretty amazing!" Mario said "so what's the last place?"
"Let me see" Sonic said as he read the list, he say every place they have been and suddenly saw that the smash mansion was last! "Smash mansion guys! Full speed ahead!"
"On it!" Mario said as he whipped the sleigh ropes and the reindeer went faster "smash mansion! Here we come!"
Later…
The sleigh came to abrupt stop on the mansion roof where Santa stood.
"Hello boys!" Santa said "did you succeed?"
"Better than succeed" Sonic said as he gave a thumbs up "we were awesome!"
"And the only place left is here!" Mega Man said as he grabbed the bag and suddenly saw it was empty!
"The bag! It's empty!" Mario said as he and Sonic went over to inspect it "nothing's in here!"
"Exactly" Santa said, the three turned their attention to him.
"Huh?" they asked together.
"Everyone's presents are down stairs" Santa said, the three looked at each other while Santa got on his sleigh "well, I got to go boys".
"Okay, bye Santa!" Sonic said "wait! Are we off the naughty list?"
"Indeed! Thank you boys for all the help!" Santa said as he started the sleigh and flew off, the three went down the chimney and onto the empty fire place, they looked up to see all the smashers asleep in random places.
"Must've been a wild party" Sonic said as the three got up and walked into the hallway.
"I wonder what Santa was talking about our presents being down stairs" Mega Man said as he opened the door to the living room to see….
"Merry Christmas!" the family and friends of the many smashers as the three opened the door, the welcome was so loud that it woke up all the smashers!
"What was that?!" Snake asked as the smashers entered the room to see their friends and family.
"Merry Christmas smashers!" everyone said, everyone saw that their friends and family had arrived!
"Sonic!" Tails said a she hugged his brother.
"Tails!" Sonic said.
"Julius!" Cathy Smith said as she greeted her brother.
"Bro! Sis!" Howleen said as she hugged her siblings Clawdeen and Clawd.
"Jess!" Mr. Harding said as he walked over to his daughter, Jess stopped in her tracks and turned to her dad.
"Hey dad" she said "look, I'm sorry I lied but I really wanted join and…"
"I know" Mr. Harding said and surprised Jess.
"What?" she asked.
"I came over to wish you good luck on the brawl" he said.
"Thanks dad!" Jess said as she hugged him.
"So what happened again?" Tails asked Sonic.
"Oh it's a long story" Sonic said as he and Tails chatted about last night "a real long Christmas story".
The end...
(A/N: First Christmas story ever! And I can't believe I got it down! I hoped you guys enjoyed it)