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Minoru Mineta eyes' sparkled as he ran into the abandoned building. His task could not be more perfect: immobilize a girl from the Looniversity. He hoped for a teacher, or some senior lady with big, full features, as he cruised the corridors, checking room after room. All is silent. Maybe too silent. Going up the stairs, still no sound. Just a hint of foul odor. If fact, the bad smell seemed to get stronger and stronger as…

"Oh-la-la, what a cute little lad, I love the color of your attire, non? Seem that we are made to be together."

Minoru turned and saw, in horror, a purple skunk girl about his size.

"My name is Fifi la Fume." Said her, hugging Minoru, who tried to close his nose desperately "And, like my teacher says, 'ees it better make zee love zan war', so how about we forget this match and talk about ourselves?"

As the last resource, Minoru tried to throw his sticky spheres at her, realizing that was the only thing he should not do. Off balance, he fell, the balls sticking him to the floor under and Fifi above.

"So, it really is destiny, non?"

"Mineta is immobilized" came a voice from the intercom "ACME Looniversity wins."

"Aaaaaw, can't we have five more minutes?"

"Get me out of here! Get me out…"

UA Academy 2 vs 2 ACME Looniversity

Ochaco Uraraka was pacing around the margin of a lake at UA grounds. She did not know what kind of adversary she would have to immobilize, but, with luck, would notbe someone violent or over-powerful. Having watched Koji's fight did not help, but no sense fearing the unknow.

"Uhhh-ha" a green duck appeared in the middle of the lake. "It's fair to warn you, girl, that I am Plucky Duck, master of Swamp-Jitsu, Wet-fu and Walla-Walla Wlestling. So, if you want to surrender and avoid the pain and humiliation of being beat by yours truly, I will…"

Plucky didn't finished, as Ochaco's quirk made him sink on the lake like a rock.

A bit later, Ochaco faced a figure dressed in black, with pointy ears and… a beak.

"So, you want hero against here, huh? In that case, fear the Terror of the Night, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader, The Bat-Duck!"

Ochaco quick made him float away. Stretching his neck so his face matches hers, he said

"You dishonest hero!"

Before disappearing up in the sky.

Uravity was sitting by the lake, wondering why she was not yet declared the winner, when the duck re-appeared, this time wearing a yellow, head-to-toe onesie, with the letter "T" on it.

"The Toxic Revenger! Enemy that everything anti-natural, and polluting, and…"

And a tree fell over him.

"All right, that's enough" Ochaco said to the drone floating above them "what do I have to do to assure this point…"

"Actually, this moron duck is not your opponent. I am." a sharp-dressed human boy walked by. "I just hired him to buy me time while I bribed my way through your files. The Name's Montana Max." and, addressing the mess of feathers and beak under the tree "Watch and learn!" and so, Montana Max took out of his internal pocket, somehow, an enormous bag of money, and showed it to Ochaco.

"Ah-bu… buuuh…" The hero stood there, not able to articulate words or…

"Uravity is not able to move. Point goes to ACME Looniversity." Came the voice from the drone.

"That's preposterous!" said the duck, coming out from under the tree. It's impossible for you to win, when the might Toxic Reveng…"

Montana Max show him the bag of money.

"Ahhh-goo… buuuhhh…" went Plucky, immobile and unisonant with Ochaco.

UA Academy 2 vs 3 ACME Looniversity

Deku was in the middle of UA woods – a part that was not damaged by Elmyra's rampage – trying to get some information about his opponent on his sell phone.

"Let's see… it says here the Tasmanian Devil is a vicious ravenous brute creature with powerful jaws like a steel trap. Eats aardvarks, ants, bears, boars, cats, dogs, hogs, elephants, antelopes, pheasants, ferrets, giraffes, gazelles, stoats, goats, shoats, ostriches, lions, jackals, muskrats, meerkats, minks, dingoes, zebras, foxes, boxes, octopus, penguins, warthogs, yaks, newts, walrus, moose, mice, moles, elk, wapati, tortoises, road runners, elands, wolves, wallabies, guinea hen, guinea pigs, any other thing that grows in Guinea, vultures, eagles, humming birds, squids, salamanders, water buffalo, bison, kangaroos, pigeons, daws, unicorns, pegasi, alicorns, breezies, ox, gnus, bats, robins, ducks, geese, wildebeests."

Midoriya was finishing reading when a furry paw wrote on his phone with a marker: "and especially green-haired boys"

He turned around and saw two Tasmanian Devils, one big and brown, the other smaller and purple. They proceeded to shout incomprehensible sounds, that Deku translated to the universal message RUN!

Next chapter: Deku and a Taz-matic Experience.