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Izuku Midoriya needed a plan. That's how he defeated most of his antagonists and eventual villains in the past. But it was hard to stop and think with two living tornadoes on his track, ripping trees and vegetation in their patch, cutting through stones like they were hot knives on butter.

So, his only option is keep running. On his mind, the calculations of how long he can keep his stamina and navigate through the wilderness. The results were not good. His antagonists would close by at any scenario. His only chance would be use the one for all to enhance his speed and agility. Problem is, he never tried that while running for his life, and stopping is no option.

Midoriya was already feeling the wind from the beasts when he managed to concentrate and activate the Full cowl technique and gain some terrain. For some reason, Deku found the need of teasing his antagonists with a

"Meep-meep!" and his tongue sticking out

Both Tasmanian devils stopped for a while, groaning and saying something like

"Why they always do the hard way?"

Deku thought he found a secure place to rest and think about his next move, when the smallest Tazmanian Devil found him.

"How is this possible?" Started to talk-mumble "according to my research, you just moved ten miles per hour faster than a regular, adult, fully-able Tasmanian Devil. And your limbs are not near enough developed to reach this area in such short time. Of course, here at UA we have several teens and pre-teens capable of feats that put the regular human to shame, and watching the other Looniversity competitors in action, one can imagine such phenomena is not alien to your world; I'd like to be sure if such is the result of some mutation similar to our quirks or is the result of so called cartoon physics. If's the later, it's near a miracle we managed to score points, since cartoon physics is, by definition, unlimited, or limited to the extend it's funny, depends of the theory. Of course, our present situation does not allow us to solve this riddle, what puts me in a even bigger disadvantage. Without the capacity of analyze the full extend of the threat level of my antagonist, I can't develop a correct strategy. Sure, I watched carefully my comrades in action, but this may not be enough t-"

"Aaaaaaawwww, shut up! You too boring!" said Dizzy Devil, spinning away at full speed.

Midoriya watched his enemy disappear, unsure if he should feel insulted or not. But soon his doubts were replaced by the view of the larger beast, who growled menacingly. Deku shrugged and started:

"Right in time, I was talking with your pupil, I take it's your pupil, right? We were having an argument about the extend of your powers and the ways I could, in a exercise of fair play, defeat him. Of course, I am not asking for you to throw the towel, just curious about…" Then Doku noticed the larger Devil pointing to the corks on his ears, before growling again.

Deku sighed, and, mumbling a "sorry" while jumping back, he aimed his finger at the creature for a right-on-target

"Delaware Smash!"

The shockwave hit the Tasmanian Devil right in his mouth, causing his cheeks to bubble up and he blush a bit, opening a shy smile.

"Ops. Taz sorry."

Before starting to growl and spin towards Deku again.

"Very well, you are asking for it. Visitor or not, you gave me no option." Midoriya feet started to glow. "Indianapolis…"

And dashed away

"…Run For my Life!"

Midoriya managed to run to the students area of UA and returned to the woods, hiding behind a rock.

It didn't took long for him to hear the whirlwind. On second thought, he just heard one whirlwind.

Before he could react, a finger poked him on the shoulder. Turning around, he saw the larger Tazmanian Devil, growling and snaring menacingly. He gulped in fear and hoped his research proved right.

"Oh, hi. Listen, I know you're hungry, but you're in Japan. You must enjoy some bath houses first."

"Huh? Bath House?"

"Yes, right this way." Midoriya coached the large beast to a nearby pound, and gave him some towels "get in, just enjoy it and I will prepare you dinner later." He got the small purple one "You too, youngster. It's like a pool."

"Cannonball?"

"Yes, relax a bit, then you can cannonball."

After both were inside the pond, he turned to his companion nearby.

"Right, Todoroki, do it."

The heat/cold split boy sighed.

"This is a bit cheating, Midoriya. Are you sure UA will not be penalized?"

"You saw the other fights. This is pretty much a 'anything goes' scenario."

"Even so, you, who always go by the book, asking me that…"

"Todoroki, just this time… can't you just…let it go?"

Midoriya felt Shoto Todoroki's hand grab his lapel and push him close in rage.

"Never… never ever again use that expression referring to me. Ever! Is that clear?"

Deku shacked and nodded his head in fear, not knowing what to answer.

Sighting, Todoroki froze the pound, rending the two beasts..

"Looniversity immobilized" came Present Mic on the floating drone "Point goes to UA."

UA Academy 3 vs 3 Looniversity ACME

From a room full of monitors, Bugs Bunny and Nezu looked at each other

"Of course, you realize this means war!"

NEXT

The principals battle for the final point.