Third chapter! I've been trying to update earlier but each time I saved, the updates where deleting themselves.
O'Clock: Back into my awesomeness, guys! Today's dares and questions are quite... "funny"? You'll see Zoom being turn into a cat, KISSING and a video! Also, Stanford will have to wear a bold cap, Krytus and Vert will act brotherly to each other and wounds. Zoom's going to describe his "perfect girl".
LET'S START...
O'Clock: The first set of questions are from Theplayright
Vert- Were you really mad at your dad once you found out he was in the Multiverse?
Agura- Name one positive and one negative about each guy.
Zoom- Is Zen like more a little brother to you or a smaller version of you? And describe your perfect girl.
Tezz- Why do you think so many people like you?
O'Clock: Let's begin! Vert~...
Vert: If I was mad? Yeah. Really mad! I mean, you discover your father in the Multiverse when you thought he was dead or just left you... it's just hard.
O'Clock: *Dressed as a psychologist* And now, do you feel any better?
Vert: Yeah but I'm worried. My dad is in the Multiverse and what if the Reds try to capture him? It's so heavy on my shoulders! All this stress...
O'Clock: You know, I read that sex could help to unstress...
Vert:... *Blushes and facepalms*
Everybody else with a dirty mind: *Snickers and laughs*
Mature people: *POKERFACE*
O'Clock: But for you, just relax and take a bubbly bath! Agura, you may answer while I download the game Vert and Krytus shall play!
Agura: Okay, let's see...
Vert: His beautiful blue eyes.
Zoom: His flexibility.
Stanford: How he loses his accent when he screams!
Sherman: His kindness.
Spinner: His hand-eye coordination.
Tezz: His hair...
O'Clock: Who doesn't like Tezz's hair? Continue...
AJ: I like how energetic he is.
O'Clock: Now, negative!
Vert: I don't really like how close he is to Sage.
Zoom: He's really... um... hard to control.
Stanford: I hate how obnoxious he is!
Sherman: He's so muscular it's hard to hug him.
Spinner: His jokes.
Tezz: His arrogance.
AJ: How he likes cold while I don't.
O'Clock: I like your honesty. Maybe Kyburi should also tell us one positive and negative thing about each member of her team so the we can know what the girls think...
Kyburi: In your dreams...
O'Clock: Anyway, Zoom, you have to answer your set of questions.
Zoom: Since the day I swore I would protect Zen, he became my little brother. He can't be a version of me because he's way more calm! My perfect girl... she has black hair, black cute eyes and a pretty face. She's flexible and fun. She likes bikes and she would probably be Asiatic.
Before O'Clock can even talk...
Tezz: If people likes me, it's because I am a more intelligent being. Who doesn't like intelligent guy?
O'Clock: Right now, I DON'T. Our next set of questions are from two specials person that seems to like you Tezz! Your counterpart from another dimension sends you this!
Purloin: Okay, my turn because we are going to pester Tezz with questions! What if you were going to your room and you saw me with my black shock suit covered in corn silk, and when you enter your room there is a mess of corn silk and cobs every where, would you assume it was me because you also saw Frost sleeping on a pile of corn.
Frost: What would you do if I told you Purloin had a crush on you? ( because she does)
Purloin: What would you do if I was fighting with Frost and we were fighting with claws, I had accidentally clawed your shoulder and the wound was deep, then to make matters worse Frost gets thrown at you and completely shatters your latest invention? *Claws your shoulder so your answer isn't fake*
Frost: Show the video of Tezz when he is half asleep then Purloin puts headphones on Tezz and plays Call Me Maybe as loud as she possibly can!
Purloin: Show the clip of Grimian's Secret where Tezz is captured by the Vandals and play the WHOLE thing from when he gets caught from until he sees Vert.
Frost: Well Purloin is from another universe.
Purloin: Hey, look whose talking! The snow leopard vandal!
Frost: Hi Daddy*waves at Kalus*
Purloin: I love you Tezz!
Actual author:*looks exactly like Tezz* I finally broke out of that closet! And why are you two typing on my account?
Purloin: One more! So I recently made a voice changing potion, I tested it on myself and now I sound exactly like you! I mess with you all day with your voice trapped in my body. What do you do?
Frost: One more for me too! Umm... Purloin has a crush on you, Tezz!
Purloin: It's true! See ya next chapter to annoy you even more!
Frost: Yeah!
Tezz: Uh... I would assume that both of you did this to my room and make you clean!
O'Clock: *Dressed as a butler* And..
Tezz: I would.. wait, what?
O'Clock: Continue, stop making your fans wait! *Lets Purloin claw Tezz's shoulder*
Tezz: *Screams in horrible pain and curses in Russian* *Censored* I would kill you! NOTE: LATER O'CLOCK'S CREW INJECTED A SEDATIVE AND FORCED HIM TO WRITE PURLOIN AN EXCUSE NOTE AND THEY CALLED A PSYCHOLOGIST..
O'Clock: It's.. TV TIME!
Purloin: *If Tezz doesn't wake up.. let's use MUSIC* *Plays very loud music in his ears*
I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
I looked at you as it fell
And now you're in my way
I trade my soul for a wish
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this
But now you're in my way
Tezz: *Wakes up surprised*
NOTE: TO KEEP AUTHENTICITY OF THE STORY OF THE AUTHOR TEZZ VOLITOV, O'CLOCK'S CREW ONLY SHOWS A SLIGHT REVIEW OF IT. IT'S TO BE POLITE AND RESPECT THE AUTHOR'S ART AND WORK.
SECOND VIDEO... NOTE AGAIN: IT PROBABLY WON'T BE PERFECT BUT THE CREW DID ITS BEST!
Tezz: In a opputunity of analyzing my own decisions process... fight or flight? *Extends his arm to fight*
Kalus: What about fright? *Snatches his glove*
Vandals: *CHEERS*
Tezz is brought and caged while the Vandals eat their so delicious looking meal!
Hatch: A curious apparatus (?)... What does it do?
Tezz: Nothing much... just a little magic.
Hatch: Show me how! Show me how!
Tezz: Sure... just pass it over here.
Hatch: Wait, how do I know you won't use it to hurt me?
Tezz: Honor? Amongst a fellow sorcerer?
Hatch:*Gives the glove back*
Tezz: Let's see if it's still work.. *Zaps Sever's food*
Sever: *Sniffs and tastes* Slugs taste even better cooked.
Kalus: *Comes running* You fool! You gave the subspecies his weapon back!
Tezz: Not to weapon. Nealy a sorcerer too to serve you. *Brings Sever's food to Kalus*
Kalus: *Tastes and appreciates* A tasty treat.
Hatch: Oh, with my potion it'll make it taste even better!
Tezz: *Makes the potion fall on his head*
Vandals: *Laughs*
Kalus: The only thing you can make, is a fool of yourself. All Vandals make (?) to my new sorcerer!
Vandals: *Cheers*
Tezz: Thank you , thank you.
Hatch: *Walk away, defeated*
LATER ON...
Tezz: My EMP is useless on this primitive wooden shackle... *Looks up* But there might be another way... *Zaps a spear and makes a skewer with some food and offers it to Kalus*
Kalus: *Stares, bites and appreciates*
Vandals: *OH...*
Kalus: Finally, a wizard worthy of my cook..
Tezz: (I DIDN'T CATCH THE BEGINNING OF THE SENTENCE) If you'll kindly, open the cage?
Kalus: *Orders Sever to open the cage* Keep a close eye on the subspecies slave.
Tezz: Behold, my mystical powers! *Zaps a spider web*
Vandals: OOOH..
Hatch: THE RED SENTIENTS ARE COMING, THE RED SENTIENTS ARE COMING!
Kalus: What are you babbling about?
Hatch: The Red Sentients, the Red Sentients in league with Grimian... they're on their way.
Kalus: Tell me exactly what you saw to make you think this, I want my new wizard opinion.
Tezz: *Drives by and gets out of the stronghold after shooting an EMP* And now, for my encore.
O'Clock: The last question..
Tezz: Nothing at all. I know how to ignore annoying people.
O'Clock: Okay... the next set of questions from one of my favorite reviewer... Vegura Love. I LOVE THOSE QUESTIONS!
Vert kiss Agura
Sol kiss Sage
Krytus kiss Kyburi
and the all have to be French kisses (evil smirk) :3
Stanford has to wear a bold cap for 3 chapters (evil laugh) 8D
Tezz and AJ are you two gay for each other?
Vert confess your never-ending love for Agura (and it has to be honest and true or you die and you have to do it)
same thing for Sol with Sage
Zoom and Kytren can I give you a huge plz! :3 (you're so cute!)
Vert: *Slowly approaches Agura and French kisses*
Agura: *Kisses back*
Sol: *Ignores Kytren's snickers and French kisses Sage*
Sage: *Kisses back*
Kyburi: *On Krytus' lap, kissing him fully*
Krytus: *Kissing back while rubbing her inner thight*
Other Reds: *Snickers*
Kyrosys: Once they began, they don't stop.
O'Clock: Blah, blah, blah, just make sure they don't get too close.
Vert: *Wearing a tuxedo with a flower in his hand* You exotic creature, you beautiful creature. How can I not love you? Your hips are sensual, they drive me crazy. There's nothing that can make me forget your beauty and there's no woman who can steal me away from you... I love you and I MEAN IT!
O'Clock: *Stops the anvil*
Sol: *Grabs Sage's waist and pulls him close to him, then whispers something in her ears that makes her blush and giggles* Let's end this in bed.
O'Clock: Hey, calm the hormones! *Puts a bald cap on Stanford's head* If you take it off, you die.
Tezz: NO!
AJ: Um...
Tezz: *Turns and glares him* What um? I'M SURE YOU ARE NOT GAY TO ME.
AJ: I'm... I'm not.
Vegura Love: *Hugs Zoom and Kytren*
Kytren: Love you too babe but can you squeeze less tighter?
Zoom: Yeah...
O'Clock: Well, next set of questions from Fluffsterzz
Zoom, I dare ya to get zapped by a cat ray and get turned into a cat for the whole chapter. And what is your favourite past time when you're not saving the earth.
Tezz, What do you think of Zoom? I dare you to not talk scientific for the whole chapter.
Vert, How are you doing with Agura? Act brotherly to Krytus. Lead Spinner/Stanford lead the team. If you had to choose between Spinner, Stanford and Zoom, Who would you choose to lead the team?
Agura, Act nice to spinner? What do you think of Spinner? Wear a dark red dress?
O'Clock: Zoom...
Zoom: Meditating, doing Muy Thai and chilling. *Gets turn into a cat* Meow...
Tezz: Zoom is a nice friend, very energetic but really immature... This dare is quite easy. Why do such questions be asked is beyond my comprehension... OW!
O'Clock: If you can't respect the dare, shut up!
Vert: She's a cool girl and we are really close. I think Zoom should lead the team because is the less worst choice.
Agura: *Kisses Spinner on the cheek with her dark red dress on*
Vert and Krytus in front of a computer: What?
O'Clock: Don't worry, Spinner and Stanford are leading the team. Both of you are going to play... Slender Man!
LET'S START..
Krytus: I look!
Vert: Wait, why?
Krytus: 'Cause I said so.
Vert: Grr..
They began to play and noticed the eerie silence.
Krytus: Here, a page. Take it!
Vert: Kay.. looks like we are walking on a potato chips.
Krytus: Whatever.
After collecting two more pages...
Vert: What was that! Thunder?
Krytus: Let's see.
Vert: No don't!
Krytus turns the mouse and they see Slender Man.
Krytus: I'm a damn fool! Run!
Vert: That thing can't run! It only walk!
Krytus: We lost it.. *Turns around*
They both see it...
Vert: Oh shit.
Krytus: *Stands up* WHAT THE FUCK?
O'Clock: *Comes back* So..
Krytus: Die!
O'Clock: Last set of questions from Guest!
Ok I got a few more questions
Tezz: Can you do a backflip? You look like you can. Do you starve yourself, you look like you do.
Agura: How long is your hair when you let it out of your bun?
Spinner: Are you a thief?
Stanford: Are you envious we likes Vert and not you?
Vert: Why do you like Agura?
Sherman: How much do you weigh
A.J: What is it with you and snow?
Zoom: Why are you called zoom?
Does Tezz like Agura?
Tezz: *Does a backflip* AND I DO NOT STARVE MYSELF. For me, Agura is a cool girl and she's pretty ,yes.
Agura: Half my back. NOTE: THE BOSS KNOWS A LOT ABOUT AFRICAN HAIR SINCE SHE HAS THEM!
Spinner: Nope!
O'Clock: Really? *Shows up a bag full of robbed things*
Spinner: *Chuckles nervously*
Vert: I like Agura because she's a very capable hunter and second in command.
Sherman: 230 lbs.
AJ: Well, I was born in Quebec and then, I moved to the Yukon. So you see, I was born in snow. NOTE: THE BOSS TOO!
Zoom: Because I am very energectic!
O'Clock: That's all for today! Stay tuned for more and don't forget to give me more!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS! SEE YOU IN 2014.