HI!
Announcer: Welcome to another edition of O'Clock. Today's dares and questions are varied and unusual. Welcome our animator, O'Clock!
*Nothing happens.*
Announcer: What do you mean he's scared? I said; Welcome your animator, O'Clock!
*After ten minutes or so, O'Clock comes out. He looks around nervously and smiles* I apologize for this moment! Now, we got a lot of very interesting questions and dares!
Let's begin with Tezz Volitov from another dimension! Wait! From Frost.
Tezz, did you know that Purloin has a crush on you?
And this is for the whole team, Purloin has a last name, she never uses it though. *Runs over to Tezz and covers his ears with her paws* Her last name is Volitov, tell me what you think of the new information!
O'Clock: Tezz, what do you think?
Tezz: Well, it's not surprising. After all, I am handsome and a very intelligent human.
*An anvil misses his head by an inch*
O'Clock: You aren't the smartest, Tezz. NEXT!
-Our dear Vegura Love has *Grins* very GOOD questions and demands. Now, now, don't be scared. They are... EXQUISITE!
Vert and Agura, have you two ever had smexy time and if they tell a lie, O'Clock give us some proffer they did! X3
Sol, what would you think will happen if you married Sage!? Same for Vert and Agura!
Spinner, when you were little, have you ever had a break down when Sherman wasn't there?
All to the Blues and Reds... how do you reproduce?!
Most cuties and funniest moments when you were all little.
BF5 boys have you all ever been pervs!? (Vert I know you have *points to Agura* nudge nudge hint hint)
Tezz, have you were had and emotional break down?!
Stanford how's being bold going for you?! I bet Grace loves it *coughs* Not *coughs*
Zoom when you was still with the flying fist did Zen always follow you around like a puppy?! Do you love Zen?! And how do you feel about people shipping you with Zen?!
And last but not least all of you turn into...PONIES! for 2 chapters!
Vert: Uh... well...
Agura: *Blushes* Why does she...
O'Clock: Let's see what I have in store!
TV
Vert is knocking at Agura's bathroom door.
"Agura, you there?"
No answer.
Vert opens the door and sees Agura... naked... IN THE SHOWER. Vert admires her features and drools a little.
"Vert, get OUT."
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry!"
Agura tries to grab her towel but she falls on Vert. They blush.
"I'm sorry..."
"No, I am sorry."
Their lips met and CENSORED. :D
THEATER
Red Sentients: Aww. ):
Vert and Agura: *Blush*
O'Clock: Now, now *In a wedding dress* C'mon guys!
*Everyone looks away, disgusted*
Sol: Children, big house, good job at the Council... a good life.
Vert: Maybe the same thing as Sol said but with 'saving the Multiverse' added.
Sage and Agura: *Glares them*
Sage: And us?
Sol: What 'us'?
Agura: We don't have anything to say or add?
O'Clock: Oh, oh, oh don't worry, ladies! There's a lot more dares and questions for you... eh-eh.
*Spinner is about to say something but Sherman stops him*
Sherman: Yes.
Spinner: What?
Sherman: Yes!
*O'Clock is dressed as a doctor*
O'Clock: Sentients, choose someone to represent you!
If you do not wish to learn how our baddies make babies (it rhymes!), skip this part...
*The Red Sentients push Kyburi in front of everyone along with Solo*
O'Clock: Seems like you found them! Go on, teachers!
Sol: *Sighs* Let's skip the basics and get to the point. *Puts a doctor's coat on*
Sentients have three ways to reproduce
Kyburi: *Dressed as a sexy doctor* The first one is, of course, the universal one for bi-gender couples (male/female). It's a regular coitus.
The second one is used by the uni-gender couples (male/male, female/female). Both partners must join their cores together. The one who will carry the neuron(s) is chosen before the coitus.
The last one is used for both kind of couples. It needs a free room and both lovers join their core together and concentrates their energy to create an orb where neurons will grow.
Sol: There is three ways during the pregnancy to verify if the neurons are: premature, regular or advanced.
Premature is the state where a neuron's line of its body appears very lately.
Regular is when the lines appear normally, when the gender is visible.
Advanced is when the lines appear very early.
Kyburi: Emergence!
When the carrier is ready to give birth, it is all in its instincts. The symptoms are simple
Increasity of mood swings;
Tiredness;
Body ache;
If there is a complication or if the carrier is male, professionals do a caesarean.
Sol: If the neurons were born in an orb, the parents grab the babies.
Okay, it's over!
O'Clock: TV time! *Grabs some popcorn*
TV
Vert is with his dad, repairing an old car. Vert is nine years old.
"Daddy, do you need that piece?"
"Yes, we do, son."
Jack Wheeler grabbed the brakes. He kneeled down and placed a hand on his son's shoulder.
"One day, this car will be yours."
Vert smiled.
NEXT
"Higher, T.J., higher!" A fourteen years old girl screamed.
T.J., Agura's big brother, was pushing her on the swing.
"Come on, it's not high enough!"
"It is."
"Why?"
"Because I know you'll do great things once you'll be older."
That day, Agura had seen everything higher than ever.
NEXT
Seven years old Stanford stared at himself in the mirror before grabbing something on his bed: a crown. He placed it on his head and smiled proudly.
Now, he was a true king.
NEXT
Twelve years old Zoom watched Zen copying his every moves and smiled, seeing as the little guy couldn't kick any higher.
"Let me show you." He announced.
They practised for hours, even skipping lunch.
NEXT
"Look, Sherman," Five years old Spinner exclaimed. "I drew Batman!"
"I drew an algebric equation and-" Sherman stopped when Spinner was obviously lost and he facepalmed.
NEXT
Tezz observed the sky on the Red Sentient moon he was stranded on and sighed. He was alone; for how long.
He suddenly felt a breeze on his backand smiled; he wasn't alone.
NEXT
"Oh my god, A.J.!" His father screamed. He ran to the snow pile his son had fell in before sighing.
"He's alright, honey.."
A.J. was laughing like mad, covered in snow.
THEATER
*The Red Sentients are laughing at the videos*
Zoom: What about them?
O'Clock:...OKAY! :D
TV
"We shouldn't be doing this..." Sage murmured.
"Come on, Sage. We take our ball, run out and hide under our beds when we get home."
Sage whimpered and came closer to her brother. Krytus gladly recomforted her.
"Here's the ball."
"I'm going in."
Krytus slowly approached the ball and took it. Suddenly, they heard a few steps.
"Come out, children! Let's go play!"
"RUN!"
Krytus lifted Sage, who was holding the ball, and ran outside of the house. The animator congratulated them and gave them the girfts for doing the scary house.
NEXT
Kytren's father bounced the toddler in his arms.
"Careful, I just fed him!"
"Don't worry, Kytren has a stomach of steel-"
Little Kytren puked on his father and giggled. He had been feeling sick when his father had been bouncing him up and down in the sky and he had been wondering why. Now, it was way better... Why did daddy looked pissed off?
NEXT
"Thanks for inviting me over. Krytus should join us for the video game competition in a little while." Krylox said. Kyrosys ignored him.
"Are you coming to play, yes or no?" He asked after beating the bad guy again and again.
They totally forgot Krytus was waiting in front of the house, under the rain.
NEXT
Sol jumped around in his room. He was officially going to begin his training camp as a future member of the Council.
"Sol, don't jump on the bed!"
THEATER
Kytren: I still don't understand why he looked so pissed off.
O'Clock: Has our boys ever been a little pervy?
BF5 boys: No...
O'Clock: Says that to your bed sheets..."
BF5 boys: Wait-what?
O'Clock: Nothing... ):D
Tezz: It happened once on the Red Sentient moon when I felt depressed and scared.
Stanford: *Growls*
Zoom: One, no, he wouldn't. Two, I love him like a brother and three' it makes me a little... uneasy.
O'Clock: They still have dares to do so they'll be turned into ponies at the end of the chapter. Now, let's see what Ausar the Vile has for us.
Zoom, you looked cute when you are a cat. And.. I dare you to do the chicken dance, while dressing in a chicken suit, imitate chicken noise, and flapping your arms!
Spinner, I dare you to eat 21083089 tacos in a minute!
A.J, same dare as Spinner's
Vert, I dare you to dress in everything PINK! And the Saber must be painted in pink too!
Agura, can you shoot an arrow? If you do, shoot Stanford an arrow in to his knee.
Sherman, HI!
Stanford, can you create the best dubstep song ever?
By the way, for those who read my stories in the BF5 section, I'm sorry that I deleted all of my stories. That's all.
Zoom: Aww man..
O'Clock: I haven't used all of my anvils yet.
*Zoom does the chicken dance while pouting*
Zoom: POKPOKPOK.
Spinner: What, it's impossible-
*A.J. burps*
A.J.: Sorry. Those tacos were good...
*Everyone is confused*
Vert: What, no! *He's suddenly pink as he stares at his pink Saber* No!
O'Clock: Here, honey.
Agura: With pleasure. *Shoots an arrow in Stanford's knee.*
Stanford: OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW.
Agura: So sorry... O'Clock, can I keep the bow?
O'Clock: Sure! Now, Stanford-
Stanford: No! Are you blind? She shot an arrow in my knee!
O'Clock: Shut up! Now, a single question by darkia.
Is there any krytus x vert fanfiction because all i can find is STANFORD X EVERYONE
O'Clock: You should check on . You'll find one.
Now, the last question by JeffDu.
How would the team feel if you were an elite team in the CIA Special Activicties Division?
BF5: It would be so cool! *Rant about how cool and awesome (and less dangerous) it would be*
Vert: Yeah, but, it would be less important than saving the Multiverse.
The rest of the BF5 as ponies: *Glare*
Vert as a pony: What?
O'Clco: See you next time for a new episode of my revenge!
It's been a while. I hope you enjoyed and see you guys next time.