I've had interesting questions. Let's see if I used them right...
SIDE NOTE: How many of you will understand the reference in the beginning?
BEHIND THE SCENES
Sage: *Humming her favorite song as she listens it in the Ipod Stanford bought her when he was sick of her taking his*
Krytus: Sister...
Sage: *Turns around, gasping* You know you cannot harm me here!
*Sage is not fast enough to keep him from taking one of the earphones*
Krytus: That's... dirty... not surprising when it comes from you.
Sage: *Blushing* Shut up!
Krytus: Let's agree on something; you keep your mouth shut, I keep my mouth shut. Agreed?
Sage: *Nods, pushes him away and goes back listening to her music*
NOW IT BEGINS
Announcer: Ladies, gentlemen and Stanford...
Stanford: Hey!
Announcer: ...welcome your animator, O'Clock!
*O'Clock steps on the stage under applause*
O'Clock: Today, we have between questions, dares and other things to give you the best time of your day!
Spinner: Why not the best time of our life?
O'Clock: Shut up, I still hold your consoles.
Spinner: *Whimpers*
O'Clock: Anyway, our first reviewer is InternationalChoclate. Here are the nice things that have been sent!
Helloooooooooo!
Has anyone been to a rave party?
Vert: I demand that you, as the Crimson One, hand all chocolate over to me, chocolate! MUHAHAHAAH! *Has taken saber in one hand and holding gun to head.* Btw, everyone is awesome. Please don't report me to the police.
Agura: Have you been on any dates with the other guys in the team? Could you explain (or role clip) of when you saved everyone's butts in a battle zone?
Zoom: You is my fav male member! Wanna go skydiving?
Spinner & Sherman: *hands two cookies* One is a regular cookie, the other is a greasy slim stuffed with worms and dynamite, and possibly poison. Whoever takes a bite from theirs first wins a prize!
Stanford: You, have too let Agura shoot you in the arm.
Sage: Sup?
Kytren: I have been to a rave party...
O'Clock: Now, please, answer.
*Spotlight on Vert*
Vert: Uh... I don't have chocolate for anyone.
O'Clock: Don't worry, Chocolate. My fridge is full of food with sugar. Also, I don't feel the need to report you.
*Spotlight on Zoom*
Zoom: Thanks! But, no... no skydiving..
Spinner: Isn't this what you do with the Chopper?
Zoom: Shut up!
*Spotlight on the Cortez brothers*
O'clock: Who's gonna bite first?
Spinner: *Holds Sherman's hand and bites before he does* Mmh, this one is good!
Sherman: *Throws his cookie away.*
O'clock: Congratulations, Spinner! You won the prize!
Spinner: Which is?
O'clock: You don't have to finish your cookie! Sherman, however...
Sherman: *Eats his cookie* ... *Falls on the floor*
O'clock: (To the janitor) Clean that up.
*Spotlight on Stanford*
Stanford: *Blinks* Where did that thing come from- woah! My face is on the TV!
O'Clock: It's easier to know who's answering. Also, it allows me to take some breaks, which is great. Now, answer.
Stanford: No! *Hides*
O'Clock: It's not an option, Stanford. Agura, if you please...
O'Clock: Next question is from Guest
*A scream interrupts him*
Everyone, using the first word that comes to mind, what sums your life up right now?
Vert: Responsability
Agura: Dreams
Zoom: Fun
Spinner: Video games... *Cries and hugs the safe holding his games*
Sherman: Knowledge
Stanford: Me *Gets slapped by Agura*
Tezz: Technology
AJ: Extreme
O'Clock: Now, the Sentients.
Sage: Hope
Sol: I can't say it out loud... *Blushes*
Borealis: People.
Krytus: Empire
Kyburi: Home
Kytren: Growing
Krylox: Sleep
Kyrosys: Money
O'Clock: The Sarks and Vandals, then Rawkus.
Zemerick: Conquer
Zug: Lord Zemerick
Kalus: Pride
Hatch: Black Magic
Spinner: Isn't this two words? *Gets slapped by Sherman*
Sever: Human food
Krocomodo: Leadership
Grimian; Secrecy
Rawkus: Balance
O'Clock: That should be everyone... except the not very important characters... LET'S CONTINUE!
Next set of dares by JeffDu.
Vert:I will teleport you...to a BATTLEFIELD in southern Philippines! With US Army Rangers and Filipino Troops (BTW I live in the Philippines).
Krytus: I dare you with Kytren...to smoke Weed and snort cocaine!
Spinner and Stanford:I dare you to play...Five Nights at Freddy's 20/20/20/20/ mode IN REAL LIFE w/no doors(electricity bills,y'know)and all the toy anamatronics in the second one and do it for $100,000,000!Or Die!
*Vert disappears and everyone looks at the TV, which shows him in the middle of a battlefield*
Vert: Oh, come on! *Hide from the bullets*
O'Clock: *Motions to a member of his crew to bring a table* There you go, my friends.
Krytus: *Stops Kytren from touching the weed* We're not doing this.
Kytren: I wouldn't mind-
Krytus: NO!
O'Clock: Fine!
*Spinner and Stanford are sent in a room*
Spinner: No! I'm not Markiplier, I'm gonna die!
Stanford: Who?
Spinner: The GOD of the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise! Come on, be cultured!
*They bicker and never notice the animatronics approach*
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
O'Clock: Next are sent by Darkia
Could Krytus and Vert read a yaoi fanfiction about them? If there isn't could O'Clock make one and make sure it's hot... and I mean reeeeeeeaaaaaally hot.
Could you put Krytus and Vert in a dangerous place so they could work together and make sure the place has a lot of lava scorpions, giants lions, chimeras and vampires. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Vert is brought back in the studio. He and Krytus walks to a room with two seats and one computer.*
O'Clock: Due to some rules, you're gonna have to check on DeviantArt for this ship. PM my boss (the author) for the link.
Five minutes later
*Both get out of the room, traumatized*
THEATER/STUDIO
O'Clock: So... who wants treats? *Munches some popcorn*
Spinner: You secretly transported them in a nonexistent world?
O'Clock: Pfft, it exists! But I can not tell you about it.
*A crew member offers snacks to everyone*
Agura:... Might as well have fun with it! *Takes some popcorn*
TV
"Woah..."
"What the hell..."
"Planet Vandal?"
"It's not Vandal."
Krytus and Vert are in what looks to be a giant jungle. It's very hot in the jungle and Vert starts sweating as he activates his cooling system.
"I think we forgot the second demand..." Vert said.
Krytus looks down as he thinks but suddenly, something grabs his attention. He looks at Vert's watch that blinks. Vert notices and presses the button.
[[Hi, guys!]]
"O'Clock... damn..."
[[You must find three pieces of a machine that will get you back in the studio! Good luck and please, give us a good show!]]
"Okay. So what do we do?" Vert asks.
"You can start by shutting the f*** up." Krytus answers.
"Geez, calm down. You walk as if you know this place."
Krytus uses his arms swords to poke the ground to verify for traps and weird beasts. They leave the jungle and arrive at a rocky place. The more they walk, the less vegetation there is.
"So... do you know this place?" Vert asks.
"Maybe."
A low growl emerges from nowhere.
"Sh*t! Run!" Krytus yells as he starts running, avoiding places that are too flat.
"Run? Why run?!"
A gigantic lava scorpion emerges from a flat area and starts pursuing them. Krytus looks around.
"We need a big water source!"
"Wait... that scorpion has a piece! We have to grab it."
Krytus stops behind a rock as he pulls Vert in front of him.
"Fine. Keep it occupied."
Krytus leaves while Vert grabs a random tree branch. He smacks the lava scorpion with it and he then runs away, breaking the tree branch in pieces to throw some at the scorpion to keep its attention.
"Human, lead him here!" Krytus suddenly screams.
"But I can't! I'm stuck."
Vert is heading towards a line of rocks. Soon, he's pinned between them. Krytus sighs and grabs a giant leaf from a tree.
"Hey! OVER HERE! HEY!" He whips the scorpion with it and it starts chasing him with rage.
Krytus arrives at the end of the zone, where there is a waterfall. A very deep one. The scorpion lunges at him and Krytus jumps, grabbing in the process the piece. The scorpion falls in the river. Krytus makes a frontflip and lands gracefully.
"And Krylox said 'gymnastic is a sport for noobs'. Ah!"
He goes and joins Vert, who's amazed and surprised.
"Woah... I didn't know you could-"
"Let's go."
"Fine!"
BACK IN THE STUDIO
Kyrosys: Krytus will never let you go after that, you know.
Krylox: *Steals Kyrosys' drink* Shut up!
Kyrosys: *Chuckles and takes another one*
Spinner: Shouldn't Vert have something? I mean, it's not fair. Krytus clearly has knowledge of this place and dude has skills and two swords! Vert should have a little something too.
O'Clock: *Thinks* Yes, maybe he should have something. What should we send him?
Spinner: A sword
Agura: A bow
AJ: A gun!
Kyburi: I advice a big bag of meat.
O'Clock: The bag of meat it is!
BF5: ?
TV
[[Hey, guys! Spinner wanted Vert to have something so there it is!]]
Vert finds a bag of meat.
"What's the use?"
"Keep it close to you, human. He says thank you, O'Clock." Krytus looks up randomly. "Excellent work, Kyburi."
Krytus starts walking into a dense jungle and Vert follows him. The sun is starting to get down.
"How do you know this place?" Vert asks.
"I don't."
"You said 'maybe' earlier, remember?"
"Do you know what 'maybe' means? Yes? Then shut up!"
Krytus increases the walking pace and uses his arm swords to cut the leaves. Vert sighs and stops.
"Tell me. You know this place. I asked if it was Vandal, you said no. You knew what monster was coming when we were in that lava place. You knew how to defeat it."
"It's lava scorpion," Krytus remarked. "Doesn't take a genius to know water will be lethal on it."
"How did you know about the waterfall?"
"Luck, of course."
Krytus stops and grabs a tree branch. He pats the ground and finds mud. He then takes leaves and wraps them around the mud.
"Do the same. Find a branch at least this big."
Once Vert is done, Krytus uses his core heat and lights the torches.
"Good call on the torches. But honestly, I thought we would stop for the night."
Krytus scoffed, "We won't sleep here."
The leaves in the trees shivers and Krytus growls, holding the branch higher.
"What?" Vert asks.
"Hurry!"
They walk faster, holding the torches. A screech is heard in the night and Vert feels his hair ruffle. More screeches.
"It must be midnight. She said 'they feast when the night is nice'." Krytus remembers.
"Who said that?"
"None of your business!"
A group of small black, grey and white creatures with eyes that vary from red to yellow by passing by violet appears. They stay in the darkness, where the torches' light cannot get. They have a row of dangerous teeth, long claws and a pair of wings. They also have a long tail and long ears.
"Are those vampires?!"
"Yes. REAl vampires. You humans have an annoying way of making everything cute or seductive."
The vampires stay in the trees, scared of the light.
"AH! They can't approach because of the light!" Vert cheers.
Thunder cracks and it starts raining. The creatures smile and get down from the trees. Krytus growls and bursts in fire, keeping these things away from him. Vert is not so lucky.
"And me?"
"Save yourself, foo!"
[[Now, now. Both of you have to leave alive... not necessarily in one piece but alive basically.]]
"Damn it. Human, get in front of me."
"Uh... okay."
Vert gets in front of Krytus and they run. Krytus burns the creatures of the night with his fire until they escape the forest.
"Phew." Vert looks at Krytus with a smile. "That was close. Thanks, Krytus, you saved my-"
Krytus faints.
BACK IN THE STUDIO
O'Clock: Vert is gonna have to deal with it himself.
Spinner: Wait, what if he dies?
O'Clock: Too bad, then.
Krylox: Didn't you say they had to come back alive?
O'Clock: ... Let's get back to it!
TV
Vert drags Krytus behind a rock as they get away from the forest infested with vampires. He shakes him and screams his name. Krytus doesn't wake up.
"What's going on?"
Dawn is getting closer and Vert sighs. He notices a tree and goes to it. He tears off the leaves and goes back to the rock to cover Krytus with them. He makes sure Krytus is safe before grabbing a tree branch and starts walking around. He sees that he's in a place that looks like a savanna with a lot of trees. He walks around in the savanna with the tree branch and pokes the ground. Suddenly, he hears a growling sound and sees a pack of five lions.
"Oh, no! Nononononononononononononononononono! No! NO! NO!"
Vert starts running as fast he can, doing everything to bring the lions away from Krytus. He realizes he still has the bag of meat and throws it far away while running in the other direction. He sees the lions fight for the bag and stops after a while. He pants.
"Okay... wait... weren't there five lions?"
He only sees three. He runs back to where Krytus was hidden and sees he is gone.
"No! Krytus has the first piece."
STUDIO
Kyrosys: Damn, the priorities.
Kyburi: So... where is Krytus?
O'Clock: Dunno...
Agura: What is Vert gonna do? Krytus was, technically, his guide.
O'Clock: Why do you guys keep asking ME those questions? As if I knew!
Kyburi and Agura: You sent them there!
O'Clock: I knoooooow.
TV
Vert sees traces of paws and follows them. He arrives at the strangest of places he has seen in the multiverse. The sky is purple, the ground is green and there is some sort of black altar. Vert narrows his eyes and sees Krytus there, unconscious and his arms crossed over his chest in X like sign, palms open. He's loosely chained.
"Krytus?! KRYTUS!"
Vert gets stopped by a pair of lions mixed with goats and snakes.
"Please, O'Clock. I would love a sword, now."
STUDIO
O'Clock: ... do I have to?
Everyone else: YES!
O'Clock: Fine. I'll send him his regular sword. Makes you guys happy?
TV
[[Because we like you, we've sent you your sword. Save Krytus and get the pieces!]]
"Thanks."
Vert runs to the chimeras and slashes one of the chimeras' tail, which is a snake. The chimera howls in pain and attacks him, shredding the shocksuit to pieces. Vert risks looking behind him and sees a shadow above Krytus' sleeping form. It has long claws and dark purple eyes.
"Krytus, wake up! WAKE UP, IT'S GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Vert keeps fighting off the chimeras until one raises its paw and claws his exposed chest.
"Gah!" Vert falls on the floor, his hand soaked with warm blood.
He hears Krytus mumbling and gets hope.
"WAKE UP! KRYTUS, WAKE UP!"
STUDIO
Stanford: They are doomed!
Agura: Krytus needs to wake up...
Sherman to the RS5: Is there something Krytus hates so much he'll wake up?
RS5: Being called weak...
O'Clock: Sage, come to the microphone and yell at your brother. *Grabs Sage and make her sit on his lap*
TV
[[YOU ARE WEAK, KRYTUS! YOU ARE SO WEAK YOU CAN'T PREVENT YOUR DESTRUCTION!]]
"That's mean, Sage..." Vert mutters.
He hears Krytus grunt as he struggles to wake up.
"But it's working..."
STUDIO
O'Clock: Sage, you are enjoying this too much... *Puts Sage off his lap and back to her seat*
TV
Krytus stirs and the shadowy figure growls.
"I... am... stronger..."
"Yes, wake up, Krytus!"
Krytus gets rid of the chains and sits before jumping off.
"NEVER CALL ME WEAK AGAIN!"
He and Vert kill the chimeras. The shadowy figure escapes, leaving a piece of the machine. Once done, they fall on the ground. They are panting.
"Let's get the hell out of here." Krytus whispers.
Krytus helps Vert up and they leave with two pieces.
"Wait, one is missing." Vert realizes.
"No way. I'm done."
STUDIO
Sherman: Where's the third piece?
O'Clock: I don't know. Let's just bring them back, okay? Rawkus is going to have my beautiful hair.
Kytren: You don't have hair...
O'Clock: I do! *Eyes waters* In my head! *CRIES*
TV
[[Anyway, get close, we're bringing you back.]]
STUDIO
*They get back in the studio and the others greet them, holding empty pop-corn bowls, drinks and candies*
O'Clock: Medical help, now!
*Vert and Krytus are brought to the infirmary*
O'Clock: It's not over yet! The following question is from Justthatawesome
BF5, RS5, what was your first kiss like? :)
O'Clock: Now, if you didn't kiss anyone yet, it's okay. Let's start with our heroes.
Vert: It confused me, so I will say average.
Agura: The most beautiful night of my life. Prom...
Zoom: I didn't have mine yet...
Fanboys and fangirls: *Squee*
Stanford: A naughty little secret mumsy will never learn! Ah! It happened in high school, behind the gymnasium. *Winks*
Sherman: I didn't have my first kiss yet. *Blushes*
Everyone: Aww~
Spinner: A regret... Ah, Pedro! Why? Why?!
Everyone: O-O...
AJ: I was too drunk to remember...
Tezz: I didn't have mine yet.
Fangirls: *Die of happiness*
O'Clock: Now, our baddies!
Krytus: The most exciting moment of my life.
Kyburi: The most special moment of my life.
Kytren: It was so unexpected... and it was good.
Krylox: I knew it was the beginning of a long friends with benefit relationship.
Kyrosys: Average.
O'Clock: Now, the moment all were waiting with patience! Let's play...
TRUTH OR DIE!
O'Clock: And our victims for this round are...
RS5
Audience: Uh...oh...
O'Clock: InternationalChoclate's twisted mind has brought you your inevitable challenge.
What is the most embarrassing thing RS5 did, and the die situation is having to sing Friday by Rebecca Black.
Krytus: Oh, come on!
Krylox: That's embarrassing!
Kyburi: Not this much...
Kytren: Speak for yourself, he loved you.
Kyburi: You take everything the wrong way.
O'Clock: What does the audience choose?
Audience: TRUTH! TRUTH! TRUTH! TRUTH! TRUTH! TRUTH! TRUTH! TRUTH!
O'Clock: The truth it is!
TV
(Age: Krytus, 15... Kytren, 14... Kyburi, 15... Krylox: 15... Kyrosys, 17...) (If you're easily offended or sensible, do not read. Skip to the end of the O'Clock show.)
"You are an idiot." Kyburi barked.
"Shut up."
"Oh, the first bickering between our two happy lovebirds."
"Get screwed, Kyrosys."
"Censoring?"
"Kyburi knows censoring?"
"Seems like it. Someone should teach her respect, instead."
"Krylox when will you learn dignity?"
A chorus of 'Ooooooooh's echoed.
"Anyway, it's raining death outside..."
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"Not literally, Kytren!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"Kyrosys, speak Sentient, not whatever you speak."
"Krytus, try to get laid."
Kyburi laughs and pats her boyfriend's back, giving a kiss on his cheek.
"Did you two ever make out?" Krylox asks.
"On his bed."
"Oh, Krytus! You're getting there!"
"I'm like 15, you freak."
"It's never too early to get laid-"
"Shut up!"
"Ah, he's redder!"
"Get lost, Krylox."
Kytren pokes the box he found.
"If we get caught, I'm gonna die. If you get caught, you're gonna die-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH."
"Kytren, quit it!"
Kytren nods. He points the box he found.
"Hey, these are costumes!"
"Who cares, Kyrosys? That's robbing."
"We sneaked in the school at talent night, changed our notes for the trimester so most of us could pass, broke a few things, stole food in the cafeteria and did other stupid things. Are you seriously trying to not let us steal the costumes of the school?"
"... shut up, Kyrosys."
"Ah!"
Kyburi stands up and grabs one of the costumes.
"I am not calling my dad so he can bring me back home. No way am I getting scolded again!"
"Mommy needs to trust Kytren." Kytren grabs one of the costumes.
"What do I have to lose? I'm going to graduate anyway." Kyrosys grabs a costume.
"Fine!" Krylox grabs one.
"There it is!" Krytus grabs one.
TEN MINUTES LATER...
"Dude, you look like a pimp!"
"Well, you look like a... old woman."
"MILF..."
Krytus hits Krylox on the head.
"Kytren looks like a cute little Jamaican!"
"You look like a dog, Kyburi."
"You look like a cheerleader..."
"Anyway, let's get out."
They get out and slowly walk away before being found by someone. A tall Blue Sentient that glares them down.
"Hey, the show has already started! Get on the scene!"
They walk to the auditorium and wait for their turn. In the meantime..
"I forgot it was close to the showtime night!"
"KYROSYS!"
"Sorry, sorry!"
A small Red comes to them, holding her sheet.
"Go on, kids..."
The others push Kyrosys on the scene. He is wearing a purple suit and tie costume, a weird hat, a gold chain and sunglasses. He waves, seeing his uncle, aunt and sister in the audience.
"Good evening, everyone! My name is Papa Smurf."
Laughter in the audience...
"Let me present you my family.. uh... my wife..."
The others push Krytus on the scene. He's wearing a tight black leather suit, high heels (though he's tripping) and sunglasses.
"Hi! My name is Bennie Doverland but people call me Ben Dover." He says with a high voice.
Laughter in the audience...
"She's beautiful. Now my daughter."
Krylox gets on the scene, waving his hands.
"Hi! My name is Virginia Beech!"
Laughter in the audience...
"Now, my son and our dog!"
Kytren gets on the scene along with Kyburi, who's on her palm and knees.
"Woof."
"Hello, my name is Ted. E. Bear."
Laughter in the audience...
"And that's my dog, Deputy Dawg."
"Woof..."
Laughter in the audience...
"So, you saw my lovely family... uh..."
"We are very good people."
"Yep, yep. And we, uh..."
"Woof."
"Deputy Dawg is right, Papa Smurf." Kytren says.
"What?"
"We are not good people..."
Krytus walks to Kytren and puts a hand on his shoulder.
"What makes you say that?" He asks.
"Daddy keeps women in a building." Kytren says.
"And you have weird plants in the garage that you burn and swallow the smoke." Krylox says, shaking the pompoms.
"And daddy gives pills to women in building." Kytren added.
"And you sell them!" Krylox says.
"Now, now. This money paid for our rent."
"And gave me new friends."
"POLICE, FREEZE!" Kyburi shouts, hiding behind Kytren.
They panic, all four of them while Kyburi barks and they run off scene, with Krytus falling because of the high heels and leaving scene dragged off by his laughing friends.
The audience laughs and applauds them. A teacher drags them back on the scene and they hesitantly bow, waving.
"I hope you all enjoyed. And I hope these guys will learn in detention to not sneak in school and change their grades."
The audience laughs but the families glare them.
STUDIO
O'Clock: There you have it! Next week's game will be: What If?...!
BF5: *Laughing*
Spinner: You guys just lost all credibility.!
RS5: *Creepy death glare*
Sol: They won it back...
O'Clock: Tune in next time for another chapter of O'Clock's Revenge!
Been a while, I know? But there it is! Hope no one got offended...